Tim Dillon Thinks DoorDashers are the "Untouchables" 

A doordasher has definitely ate Tim's food.

tim dillon is so fuckin funny man. his way of turning low-tier problems into existential problems is always hilarious.

Considering Tim probably gets door dash every 20 minutes he probably knows what he's talking about

Them each saying a random thing and going off each other is epic

I was actually physically assaulted on someone’s doorstep while delivering for DoorDash. He mistook me as a trespasser, and once he saw the food everywhere, he handed me 2 $100 bills and hugged me. I just went home and forgot about it. True story.

As a Doordasher on the path to becoming a licensed clinical therapist, this was uniquely painful and hilarious all at once

"David Spade still eats at McDonalds. He's the Ulysses S. Grant of our time." LOL I am freaking dead. Theo you make my work day worth it. 🤣

"He battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" 😂😂

As a doordasher from the south side of Chicago, I can confirm that it is a much crazier job than people think. I’ve delivered to psych wards, crack houses and jails to name a few. I’ve had one attempted car jacking and a few mugging attempts. I can say with confidence though that if I’m your driver, you WILL get that piping hot ramen right on time 👌🏼👍🏻

It’s true.. I’m in pain. I also started wearing capes during my deliveries for some reason.

"When I encounter a food delivery person... in the wild..."

I quit doordash to work an actual delivery job at pizza hut and made friends, get free food every day, and get paid a wage rather than slave wage levels. It helped my.mental health alot.

I love how the entire comment section is just different Door Dash workers finding solidarity amongst each other

RELATABLE AF. I'm a Door Dasher in Wisconsin in a POS beater car with decent gas mileage. It's my second job outside of working 40 hours at a Gas Station.

As someone that doordashes in Memphis, this is just too real for me

“A series of nuggets” to describe a 10pc is so fucking underrated

“You feel like you’re one of them?” “Mmm, no.”

Doordashers are the Helldivers of our universe

It's true. I only doordash because I'm lonely and want to feel alive.

That, "welcome to Memphis" line took me out 😅😅😅

I'm an Uber Eats driver and it's hilarious how sketchy it gets sometimes. I've had a cop driver up to me after I made a delivery and be like "Yeah, you can't (shouldn't) come back to this hood anymore, stay away."

My son learned alot about humanity door dashing. I worried about him CONSTANTLY. As a single mom I couldn't give him much so everything he has came from his own diligence, discipline, and work ethic. He has since moved on to bigger things but he references that experience still. I'm so proud of him.

Me delivering food tonight after my full time construction job 😢

As a previous Dasher, I thought I was untouchable. Until taxes molested me.

If Tim Dillon never discovered comedy, you know damn well he'd be a food delivery person.

Lowest point of my life… tweaked my neck bringing alcohol into a handicapped person house who didn’t secure his dog that ran out under me … he actually reported me and I ended up losing my ability to deliver alcohol over it from total wine which was the most lucrative part of the job.. ya fuck that whole industry

Tim has definitely ate a door dasher

Doordash was supposed to be a side-gig. But a lot of people took it on full-time, which is crazy to me.

As someone with a 4.7 star rating and just shy of 4k deliveries for doordash i can confirm ive seen some shit

I grew up wealthy and have 2 degrees, I was married and I lost everything when I divorced and became a middle aged single mom. I became an Uber driver , I am grateful for that gig. Don't turn your nose on no one. You never know what someone is going through. The worst people where the rich people, the nicest people lived in sketchy neighborhoods. Bless everyone who is trying to make it in this world

"risking thier life so an NYU student can eat that Ramen..piping hot" had me 😂

As a doordash i am in fact in pain

I remember when I was doing DoorDash when the lockdowns started and everyone was scared. I was getting saluted and thanked like I was out there fighting the Taliban.

I feel like Theo would be a perfect writer for South Park

This shit has me dying. I do deliveries because it’s better for the soul than working at Walmart and pays the same, if not better.

As a Muslim who comes from Oglala Lakota, West Indies Guyanese culture, and Appalachian culture whom also is a proficient studier of history and was raised in Ashkenazi Jewish culture from survivors of Auschwitz who grew up in NYC I can highly confirm that Tim Dylan is correct about DoorDashers being the untouchables. I’ve known a few.

As a former DoorDasher you really see the full spectrum of humanity.

Door dashing in Portland Oregon during Covid was like playing temple run, trying to evade homeless mfs before getting into buildings

I mean it’s a great job to do if you like smoking weed and riding around all day singing along to your own playlist and not having to deal with people as usually you just leave it and peace out. I did Uber eats delivery during Covid in New Orleans… it paid well then.

We all know how much Tim depends on doordashers. It's not surprising he's resentful

I’m a Grub Hub’r and did door dash through the pandemic. The real problem is peoples dogs, ordinary people are extremely weak, it’s their dogs you have to watch out for.

When I drove for DoorDash I always conceal-carried.

As a delivery driver he is correct we live like animals and get paid like them

I'm a DoorDasher, I have had to crawl through bomb shelters carrying nunchucks and a pizza, being chased by wolves and vampires. Tough gig

Tim is definitely one of those people who doesn’t tip well thus gets his food stolen

Doordash is a horrible gig in 2024. The company does everything it can to screw over the customer as well as the Dashers.

Tim's untouchable quote reminds me of times I'd go to deliver, see the person in the door, and they just point to the ground in front of the door. Like ok, I guess you'd rather have your food sitting on the ground instead of just interacting with me? (Post covid)

I used to be an Uber eats driver and the amount of stolen orders was infuriating cause the previous driver would cancel the order but keep the food so the order would be sent out and it would always be a great tip too and I’d show up to the restaurant and they’d tell me sorry another driver just picked it up. Why wouldn’t you just take that order, get the good tip and steal an order with no tip or a low tip? It was so infuriating

Tim is the gold standard for how to act as a rich, better-than elite...Segura could learn a thing or two.

I love these random conversations

Before you go canceling Tim, know that his patronage is providing hundreds of doordashers jobs today.

Tim dillion calling anyone untouchable is genuineky hilarious

“Risking their life with ramen on their back” is both the insanely funny and dreadfully not 😂😂😂😮😮😮

This Conversation is really the perfect representation of "letting the intrusive thoughts win."

im a food service worker, i look away when i see doordashers too

Nah man when he said "When I see them in the wild, I look away" Like a rich kid when he sees the help his father let go😂😂🤣

Im gonna have to say, Instacart shoppers definitely bother me more than door dashers 🤣

I've never seen Tim Dillon laugh this much on a podcast. This episode was pure gold when it came out.

I’m just gonna say as a former DoorDash driver- yes. We are in a lot of pain 😂 That was the worst time of my life

last time i did doordash at night there was a shootout two houses down while i was out of the car dropping the food off and i didn’t even flinch like if it gets me it gets me 😭

The American business community does seem to want to create a caste system with no Unions and slave wages

hes got a point, there is no memorial for fallen Doordashers

Doordashians

Worked as a DoorDasher while I was interviewing for my first finance job. Would average 25/hour in wealthy county picking up chipotle from the rack and dropping it off a mile down the road. Was actually awesome and I miss it kind of lol

Damn! With the shade at doordashers. I refuse to ever look at somebody else like that. Stay humble my brothers and sisters!

That could be a large part of our employee shortage where people found a easier job delivering burritos and dropping people off at the nightclub

GTA talk radio

I'm an asian guy that used to be that delivery guy on a bike. Delivering ramen or any kind of soup was tricky. Thank you for recognizing our pain 😂

Tim is not wrong. I dashed and we’ll people are cheap scum. Yup that’s what I learned as top dasher in Boston. One time I was attacked in the city of Lynn fun times.

This was a master class in riffing. Take notes boys.

Got my masters right before covid. Lost my job during covid, then kept getting covid from delivering food. I've got a STEM degree. With student loans, the only thing that makes enough money to keep from being homeless is a job with no limitations like delivering food. I get chased by homeless, had people try to car jack me, and every month is a struggle. I want a legit job, but I gave up after three years of applying and not being able to afford a portfolio website anymore.

"One of the last thought you have is 'man this song is great'"

Used to be a dasher, life was thought, still thought but stopped doing it. Rain, wind, hot, dangerous areas, traffic, car towed, parking tickets. Exhausting

That’s why I stay strapped while doordashing

2:55 Theo knowing where the joke is going and fighting back laughter is the best. Untouchables = doordasher.

I feel so sad looking at ppl stuck behind desks so tomato tomato

There are times when im dashing and i see a homeless person and i think "i could save this man with a cellphone and a 500$ beater car". I might have ended up homeless myself without doordash.

I do all these driving jobs LOL, its less than minimum wage at the end of the day, I make my own schedule while trying to figure out my life.

I door-dashed in Baltimore for two years and ended up in some sketchy ass places man

I feel like they’re talking about 1/3 of their audience lol

Interesting fact: Per capita delivery drivers is a more lethal job than being a cop. 🤣 I know that sounds untrue but not only is it true, Delivery drivers are almost TWICE as likely to die on the job.

"there goes my hero, watch him as he goes" that was so damn funny

DoorDash keeps fucking Tim Dillon’s order up

Did Uber Eats, and Instacart. Can say that 87% of what they're saying is legit.

as a door dasher rn this feels like a sign 💀💀💀

Has anyone seen the clip of the Cop who comes to the door with people's food and they're like, "Huh?". The cop explains that he busted the Door Dash guy and wanted yo make sure the people still got their food. That is phukkin cool.

Watching this while doing door dash 🤣🤣🤣

Damn they had a DoorDash delivery scene playing in my mind. There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

Door dash is the new Walmart greeter. It's perfect for bored old people that need a buck.

There is no one better able to capture the absurdity of the modern world than Tim.

Watching Theo laugh uncontrollably while someone else makes an off the wall joke while keeping a straight face is actually... i dunno i'm high af i didn't think i'd get this far

I door dash in Saint Louis late at night through early morning and i’ve seen & heard so many things 😭

I’m glad us social workers got a shout out finally

Ask a Paramedic...

Safe to say Tim has opened the door naked hoping for a good time🎉

Damn Tim looks like he’s been doordashing 5 meals a day

I love it, I listen to music and drop off food…I’m not behind a desk, I don’t have a boss…I love it

In the beginning when doordash came out, you weren't able to get accepted in "6 minutes". I think when I applied when it first came out it was a couple weeks. So of course it's probably different, but it's crazy how much their standards has changed.

Underrated how silly this video is, wow hilarious

I do doordash because i travel around the country and it allows me to work when and where i want