Titenic by authorblues in  

11:16 "to join the party which belongs to the workers" *Soviet Anthem plays*

Kinda disappointed the Iceberg wasn't the final boss.

Bruh, this game was released in 1912, the same year the titanic sank. The tight window getting this game ready for launch explains the bugginess.

TITENIC In 1912, there is a noble American girl - Rose, she tried to get away from her arranged married which is forced by her mother. At the same time, she met Jack. who is the young man on Titenic. Since Rose made a friend with Jack, he lighted on her life. They were also fall in love with each other. It made up a very touching and tragic love story. Rose did not love her finance - Carl and she just wanted to suicide to finish it. Fortunately, Jack just saved her. They were both very fond of each other. Thus, Carl was very jealous and dislikes Jack. He tried to insult Jack and he hold a dinner party to thank Jack for save Rose. Actually, Carl did not really mean it, he just had a chance to challenge Jack. Wisely Jack knew about Carl's plan, he left this party and brought Rose together to join the party which is belong to the workers. Of course, Carl hates Jack very much. When Rose was very depressed, and she met Jack again. Both of them all have the strong love to each other. They trust and adore each other and enjoy the sunset on the Titenic. Jack promised Rose to draw a her body sketch. Because of Jack's painting skills and his courage attracted Rose very much and she loves him deeply. However Carl didn't give up the Rose, he still wants her back, but Rose did not love him at all. Carl hired some people to chase and to watch Rose and Jack, when they were running to the front of Titenic, they saw the accident happened by their own eyes. After the TITENIC accident happened, the crew members did not tell the facts to all passengers, because they were afraid to caused the passenger's panic. But the TITENIC had the strong damages and it was getting sinking. Unfortunately, there is not enough saving equipment to save whole passengers' life. At that moment, it showed the big difference of noble people and poor people's fate. When the TITENIC was sinking slowly, Carl libeled Jack that he stole the necklace of "The Heart of Ocean" and locked him at the bottom of TITENIC. It was very dangerous and he probably will lose his life. Rose was very anxious about Jack's situation and she escaped from Carl to save him. At the same time, the captain ordered every passenger to wear the life jacket. The Titenic had sunk, Although Rose and Jack got away from the Titenic, they could not reach the life boat. Finally, Jack scarified himself to save Rose and tell her be stronger in her future's life. Then, he was dead in the cold Atlantic Ocean. When this accident happened, there were one thousand and five hundred passengers fell into the ocean, and only six lucky passengers survived. It was a very low chance to survive. Then there were seven hundred passengers who were in the life boat, they just only waiting dead or waiting the help, and waiting the unforgettable relief.

I remember the part where Jack knocks Herman Munster off a Titanic on top of a 2nd Titanic. That was the best paaaaaaaaaart

GOTY 1912

You could've called this game Bird Vs Camel and no one would argued with you

I will say one thing: the pixel art in the interludes is actually pretty damn good

11:10 Ah yes, the secret alternate plot of Titanic where Jack and Rose come together to form the Communist Party

Release date: 1912 Clever

Man 1910 times were scary

Don’t forget the flying eggplant.

*Tap A quickly to not die as fast* Edit: I fixed it

I'm surprised a bootleg made it into the lineup, but this is well worth watching.

What a fucking gem of a game

13:30 Feast your eyes on THESE puppies!

Ti-ti-ti-titenic

"There were only six survivors. Then, there were 700 survivors!" Well that escalated quickly.

I always get emotional whenever i see what is happen to the workers and the jack going into the water to be died and waiting for help not come.

♪♫I would play any game on Earth, but I won't play thaaat♪♫

Someone out there decided to make this game. That's like making a game about Pompeii. Seriously though, funniest speedrun that I watched.

"Rose did not love her finance."

Tbh I wouldn’t wanna marry my finance either

"Mostly of the same title" cracked me up. Like everything else in this glorious game. Really great stuff XD

" I didn't have the second VHS..." Made me crack up harder than it should have.

I could tell tensions were high

The bougiest of beat-em-ups!

"Wow, my heart will go on" - announcer 2018

How many times do you see unnecessary idle animations in a speedrun?

Tensions were high, with this Herman Munster guy

T-t-T-t.....Titenic?

"Wisely Jack knew about Carl's plan, he left this party and brought Rose together to join the party which is belong to the workers." Jack wastes absolutely zero time recruiting new comrades.

THE DOG

For a NES bootleg made by some guy in Taiwan or China, this actually looks spectacular! I mean big beautiful well-animated sprites and backgrounds, sensible movement and responsive controls, and nicely hand-converted story pictures - no, it's not automatic, somebody actually pixelled that. Sure, it has mechanical issues, more of a lack of polish than any principal shortcoming, and the story is a word salad, but you surely expect that much.

The booziest of Beat 'em ups!

THE BOUGEIST OF BEAT EM UPS

Jon would be proud!

Man 1910 times were SCAAARY

Definitely accurate to the movie.

The narrators storytelling was so beautiful, Ten/Titenic speedrun!

That FrankerZ at 13:30 slew me.

Super happy Authorblues got to GDQ. He rocks and his speed runs of bad games gives me life.

"Mostly of the same title" Iconic

14:04 Lovely jab at the staff there. 15:15 Titenic: Directed by Fawful.

Relase year: 1912?

Always nice to drop in for a laugh whenever the video pops up in the recommended.

Pfft I already know the strat for this game. You just tap A quickly to not die as fast.

That's the best painting of FrankerZ I've ever seen.

"Live better in your future life" Then he died

Cobras? Rats! Chefs and bats!

Brossentia's defining moment in his voice acting career.

This is definitely accurate to the movie.... remember?

Only 1910's kids remember this

Not even surprised at all the jontron references even though that vid is like 4 years old. May papa jon live forever

I remember when I first played this game! Although I remember it being called Bird vs Camel...

And I'm now eagerly awaiting the HD remake.

watching this with the tititititenic song in the background on repeat!

Awesome! authorblues is my computer science professor and he's an awesome runner and an awesome guy. Hilarious seeing this.

12:50 "You may not see both animations fully extend but both hit boxes will be extended out so he's able to do a ton more damage than you'll actually see represented in the game." So basically, Jack has Ultra Instinct?

I.... was not aware of this game's existence up until now. Gobsmacked is what I am

The bougiest of beat’em ups

I love this!

That Narrator XD

Most entertaining speedrun ever!

it was so bad, it was soooo good. pure gold! :D

one of my favorite GDQ games so far

The Titenic had the strong damages

I love these joke game runs. Always fast and always funny.

Bird vs Camel speedrun when?

Definitely accurate to the movie remember?

I thought this was AWESOME Games Done Quick! Then again, this is awesome in its laughableness.

this game is awesome... just watching this speedrun was more fun that any CoD game ive ever played

Absolutely brilliant

*The beauty of beat-them-up*

That was such good awesome game fun time play.

AAAAAAARIN, I LOVE YOU.

Don't forget the flying eggplant!

My favorite run this year by far.

I would play any game on earth! But I won’t play that!

Oh god, I can't believe I missed this gem of a game

Release Year: 1912

I'm dying. These were the best cutscenes ever :D

Watch out for the flying eggplant!

The best thing in this game is the beautiful graphics during the cutscenes

I'm not sure if i'm more amazed that such game exists or by the fact that someone actually spend time doing a speedrun of it.

Best game of the entire event!

Made my day

A masterpiece.

We can call this call Bird VS Camel

17:31 - Remember: someone out there decided to make this game... that's like making a game about Pompeii.

I want to thank the game’s director, James Kameron.

truely amazing

Game of the year, all years.

14:50 Jack is immortal? That's not what I remember from the movie!

THE BOOZIEST OF BEAT-EM-UPS!

What a great run :)

Game of the year award 2020

"It was a very low chance to survive." LOL

I love how the game's release date is set to 1912.

If they made this game longer, I honestly think this would be seen as a classic to most people. It has a lot of flavor to it, like the person who made this actually liked fighting games and Titanic.