TMA as Tik Toks Part 6 

NON-BELIVERS TO THE MEAT TRUCK!!!!

2:57 so real, like Jon you need to chill, get some help for that paranoia

Another fantastic compilation, friend! 😄 The treat towel one just about killed me. 😂

1:42 this type of kinder egg is illegal in the U.S. (where I live.) I want one so bad I have wanted one my whole life I will eat one, one day I don’t care if it breaks the law Actually, I do care if it breaks the law I will break the law on purpose I will consume my forbidden kinder egg in delight Eating the egg in spite, A delicious revenge on the government that tried to keep it from me Why? Is a question that you you may be asking, Do I have such a need For the eggs long kept from me I’ve lived this long without them, Right Well, They were banned because they pose a choking risk to small children But I am a big kid now, _thankyouverymuch_ I will not try to eat a kinder surprise toy But I do want the egg Because the egg looks good No, I can’t do it alone With your help, *we* will break the law on purpose *we* will consume *our* forbidden kinder *eggs* in delight Eating the *eggs* in spite, A delicious revenge on the government that tried to keep *them* from *us* The plan: Meet me at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum On 2022/11/23 *11 (that date already got used up by most people so it should be pretty easy not to be suspicious) I will complement your shoelaces To verify that it is you, you will say “æ” in your best impression of a Mario bros character *12 Remember, you are not from tumblr, you did not steal them from the president Plans: I will lay out my plans, And their worst outcomes, Carefully consider them. If none of the options seem like the best solution, Feel free to make your own. Plan: stow aw-A: We sneak on the next boat to a country where the eggs are legal We exchange my money for the country’s currency *13 We buy the eggs We get back on the next boat to anywhere along the east coast We eat the eggs together Plan: stow aw-A (worst case): We accidentally sneak onto the tundra Peter Lucas notices us *14 One of us gets sent to the lonely *15 I sacrifice myself You eat all of the eggs, alone Plan: steal a B-oat: We steal a boat and set sail towards a country where the eggs are legal We exchange my money for the country’s currency *21 We buy the eggs We sail back We eat the eggs together Plan: steal a B-oat (worst case): We set sail We get lost, So lost that we don’t know which way’s up, and which way’s down We realize that we should not be bound by “where” the eggs are legal, spatial “reality” means nothing to us now *We* are the country where the eggs are legal *22 Plan: fly over the open C: Steal a private jet *23 and fly over the ocean We exchange my money for the country’s currency *24 We buy the eggs We fly back We eat the eggs together Plan: fly over the open C (worst case): We start flying We start falling We keep falling We continue falling until the black hole at the center of our galaxy consumes us We are still falling when the last kinder egg turns to dust Again, Feel free to suggest another solution I would love to here your ideas Remember what they say: nobody can move a mountain on their own Actually, I don’t know if they say that. I hope you have a good day! Appendix *1: 1- I’m am using year/month/date format to avoid confusion 2- any pronunciation of the letter ‘æ’ is acceptable, just try your best! *25 3- if you already have the country’s currency, we can skip this step 4- I know that this is unlikely, but I’m going for a worst case scenario 5- if there’s more than two of us, I assume that still only one of us survives, because one is the loneliest number Appendix *2: 1- again, if you already have the country’s currency, we can skip this step 2- now that I think about it, this one doesn’t even sound bad 3- if you have a private jet, we can skip this one, but I assume that you don’t 4- again, again, if you already have the country’s currency, we can skip this step 5- It would be pretty funny if you pronounced it like the ‘æ’ in ‘encyclopædia’ and while doing an impression of toad.