I swear to god, I'm gonna find them online, just to watch them every morning. When she said 01:45 "I don't know what I would do with a sausage that big", I almost died. Lmao!
Joke explanation: NZ talk with accent compared to AUS. They say 'sex' for 'six' etc. What the NZ was saying was "Hey Bro" which comes out like 'Hebrew'
I can’t remember if it was Australia or somewhere else about 10-15 years ago and the fire chief reporting the fires on the news was “Bernie woods” I shit you not.
Rasta Fonz There’s a book (among other things) called The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams. One of the first rules of travelling the Universe is to always have a towel with you. Meanwhile, a main character’s name is Arthur Dent. ☺️
My car's nickname is princess, lol. My wife's minivan's nickname is Bertha, Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters. Princess got her name because of the premium high octane gas she loves to drink. Bertha drinks so much fuel that I got upset with my wife for feeding that buffalo all the time. At me calling it a buffalo, she snapped back, "FINE! Her name will be Bertha!". And it stuck. My mother once ordered a new 1976 Ford LTD Landau, fully loaded and fitted with the police package (to get the biggest motor). That car's name was Maurice.
Aussie women are fantastic. Be in no doubt though go too far and they'll knock you spark out! Be cool and you're be rewarded, get to spend time with arguably some of the very best Women on God's earth! They are soo funny!
That's because the left in the U.S. has no sense of humor anymore, everything has to be politically correct. You could not make a movie like "Blazing Saddles" anymore.
@@SvenssonIwas It's like a sibling rivalry but we still love them and if any other country was to make jokes about them we'd be the first to stand up for them.
I know it’s gonna be an unpopular opinion here but Today show ‘bloopers’ annoy the bejesus out of me. The presenters are so self aware it’s painful. They seize on every possible opportunity to grab the lowest hanging comedy fruit and flog it mercilessly till it dies, like a 00’s Facebook mum reposting Jeff Dunham clips and then repeatedly commenting to explain the ‘joke’. The forced ‘kookiness’ is something that appears in a lot of Aussie media and betrays the complex nuance of real Aussie culture and comedic awareness.
Rene It’s not watching it that annoys me, it’s that so many people are happy to think this state sanctioned and well rehearsed ‘non-pc’ kookiness is the pinnacle of Aussie culture when in fact it’s the cultural dregs, the fetid corpse of entertainment at the feet of corporate mediocrity.
8:45: Richard Reid? Dick Reid? Richard = Dick. A reed is a piece of wood (shaved bamboo) you put on the mouthpiece of a clarinet/sax/oboe, and blow on really hard! How much gay can one person possess? I have gay friends and family members, but they don’t use it to get likes online.
Karlos I like you very much brother but I wish you wouldn’t take the Lord’s name in vain, like you did when they said you were 40 and you said Jesus!! Do you think you could work on that Karl.
