Tom & Bert Have Ruined 2 Bears, 1 Cave 

I can't believe I used to be a fan of Tom. I can't stand him now... he has completely changed into such a douche

I watch podcast cringe so I don't effect the view count for 2 bears one cave

2 Bears 0 Jokes

As a recovered alcoholic I find Bert’s comments disgusting and unsympathetic

Wanting/expecting your children to never 'achieve anything close to what you have' is WILD.

Tom pretending he’s not a trust fund baby lol

Bert's keeping me from drinking

Bert wishing he was delusional is the most ironic thing ever.

Bert's face always makes him look like he's in the midst of an allergic reaction.

Bert’s fake laughter is some of the most uncomfortably awkward shit of all time

Only 250 comedians, folks. We're staring at an endangered species 😢

I FEEL ASHAMED TO BE EVEN WATCHING ANYTHING RELATING TO THESE PEOPLE. I should get my life together.

Once again, reminding everybody that Tom‘s father was a vice president for Merrill Lynch

2:41 they are literally sitting around and smelling their own farts

Bert saying people get sober for attention is a prime example of him projecting

these guys are going to get wrecked in their divorces.

I’ve forgotten about these two. But this channel never fails to remind me of them lmfao

"if you are thinking about quitting drinking, dont.... youre setting yourself up for failure"- Bert Krieshner 2024

If Bert’s daughters took their shirts off as much as he does, they could probably make more money than him.

Bert is literally saying Homer Simpsons "You tried your best and failed miserably - the lesson here is never try" but actually means it🍩

2:47 "Fuck Joe Rogan" I almost spit out my drink. That was hilarious!

It’s absolutely HYSTERICAL that Bert is putting down his children saying they’ll make less money than him. Like okay dude, hopefully your daughters don’t follow in your footsteps and take 3 extra years of college partying nonstop just to end up becoming rich from some ridiculous story taking your shirt off. They might not earn as much, but I’m sure they’ll have a much bigger and more positive impact on society than Bert ever has.

Joe will deliver Bert’s eulogy, stealing lines he heard at other funerals.

0:11 hearing your son say this and then not crashing out is truly a testament to the patience a person is capable of

9:15 he would be NOTHING without Leanne. SHE manages the money, house, and family. She whipes her tears at night with the money.

2 bears one shitty podcast

Bert having a stroke on stage will make him happy cuz he’ll get attention 😂

I’m a couple months shy of five years sober and my life has completely changed since being sober. My life was an absolute hell, I couldn’t function without drugs and alcohol. I was a slave to alcohol and the shame I felt from it wad so powerful but I couldn’t stop for years until I ended up in the hospital with serious liver issues and was told that if I didn’t quit I would be dead. Life’s beautiful now, I’m completely abstinent from all mood altering substances and I’m free. Life’s not all peaches and rainbows but it’s 10000 percent better than what it was. Bert is an insufferable person that lives in denial and I’ve seen plenty of people like him, and it doesn’t end well. If you want to continue drinking go for it, but don’t bash people that get sober. Thats insanely irresponsible for someone who might actually be thinking about getting clean. It can literally mean life or death for a lot of people. What an absolute clown

Toms wearing a $245 USD T-Shirt

Bert thinking his daughters would want to be anything like him is hilarious😂

Bert is an absolutely abysmal father.

Hearing Bert say "people get sober for attention" pissed me off.

I got sober 10 years ago and I would be dead today if I hadn't. If you are struggling with alcohol, know that everything Bert is saying is false - everything!

As an ex alcoholic Bert is not just a disgusting alcoholic in denial, he’s a horrible person who actually has contempt for people who are sober. He thinks its a sign of weakness for someone to be sober when the reality is the opposite. Theres nothing easier than drinking all day and pretending that your problems dont exist, being sober and facing life head on is what makes you a strong person.

I was actually having a terrible day until I came across this 10/10

Every teen should be shown Bert clips in school so they never want to drink. Instead of DARE it's the BERT program.

what absolutely disgusting humans. Schaub level narcissism.

They are now smelling their own farts.....

Tom looks like Michael Stipe's great grandfather.

Bert drinking a beer with a coffee and claims he still doesn't have a problem. Thanks for the review. i can't watch a full hour of them anymore

Just lost my mom to alcoholism, hearing Bert justify and cope like that is sickening and a tell tale sign of a deadly problem

I can’t handle berts fake laugh

Tom, "a billionaire living in a millionaire's body," you nailed it brilliantly! 👏🤣

Bert saying he wished he had just a little bit of deluded confidence, is some next level delusional shit!

Please don’t ever stop doing what you’re doing so I can keep up with the cringe without giving them views

"2 bears, 1 grave" by Crack Amico is one of the best songs ever

Talk about projection. Bert thinks everyone is motivated by attention because it's the only thing that drives him.

WHO IS WATCHING THIS UNIRONICALLY - I DEMAND YOU COME FORWARD AND DEFEND THESE TWO BORING SELF ABSORBED UNFUNNY WASTES OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

9:53 literally just describes himself everytime he 'stops drinking' 😂 lmao

Bert saying he wishes he's delusional is proof that he has a guardian angel granting his every wish

Two diabetic bears one Ozempic

You can tell Bert has thought about getting sober for attention. Hes the only addict who would think like that.

Nobody got changed more by money than tom segura. Dude became a next level pretentious piece of shit.

I'm getting sober for the attention. Please like 👍

"I didn't even know how comedy worked." Well, that hasn't changed, Bert.

Telling people to not give up alcohol is fucking insane. At some point, my partner is going to have to stop drinking because he does have a problem. I would scream at someone if they said this to him like wtf. It’s so dangerous and immature and absolutely fucked. edit: also, my fiancé’s drinking is no where near as bad as Bert’s and he still needs to stop drinking. Bert is so delusional about his own consumption.

You are right Bert. Your daughter will never achieve to be as hated as you!

It irks me how Tom has decided he’s the picture of health all of a sudden. He still looks a good ten years older than he is. He’s still fat. Being healthier than Bert isn’t an achievement

“Caution! The host is an idiot” got me real good 🤣👍🏼💀

Bert unironically wishing he was delusional was the best part

Besides Matt and Shane's podcast and sometimes Kill Tony, pretty much all these comedian podcasts have jumped the shark. Where is the entertainment value in watching people talk about their money?

Ruined it? Implying that it was good?

“2 Bears, 1 Cup” appears to be a more apt name for the show these days.

8:32 cmon this was obviously just Bert making a joke.

Burt being so smug about his daughters never being able to achieve his status is so sad. Isn't a dad supposed to want their children to exceed them?

wow 4:10 is so fucking ironic. is bert really saying he wishes he was a little delusional??? a LITTLE???? lmao

Toms lame, props to you for watching these podcasts for us.

Please don't listen to a damn thing Bert said. If you feel that alcohol is hindering you or negatively impacting your life, then quitting is an option. There's nothing wrong with admitting you have a problem and getting help. Don't take life advice from a miserable drunk...

Tom looks like a bobblehead at this point

My mother in law died from alcoholism so to hear Bert talk that way about some very serious problems that cause alot of pain in peoples lives is insane dude needs some serious humbling can’t imagine how it feels to listen to a full podcast with these clowns lmao

“My daughters will never make the amount of money I’ve made. My daughters will never achieve what I have achieved.” Bert’s “Me” complex shining through even when talking about his daughters.

Every time I watch a video about these guys, the one thing that never changes is my disgust when Bart brags about what a POS father he is.

Tom’s father was the VP of Merrill Lynch

5:35 this is painful to watch because for some reason he thinks it's a joke. This exact speech can easily trigger people to relapse.

I just want to remind you all: Norm mcdonald called the rogan-circle ”the death squad”. Water.

2 bears and your mommas house were always bad

Tom’s head stayed fat . Side view of he’s head is very disturbing

tom riffing with bert is him just not riffing with bert throwing him under the bus for a whole hour

Podcast Cringe wasn’t in the mood for it on this one. Bro dropped a whole diss track.

Relishing in the idea of your child or family not being as successful as you is highkey a red flag

whoever gives these guys money deserves therm

Can’t wait for the pod to become “2 poors, 1 crackpipe” in 10 years

Remember the 2000s, when nobody was doing comedy around the globe, except for Tom and Blurp? It wasn't even an occupation back then, they really are trendsetters.

Bert is actually helping me quit drinking. Thanks Bert.

I watched two bears one cave for about a month long period when it first came out. How this dude can still be sitting there watching these each week is incomprehensible. Podcast cringe earns every view

Watching 2 hack road comics convince themselves that they are special is just sad

Nice one, kids crying now

I would love to see the secret bank account Berts wife has been loading up for the last decade! She seems smart enough to know that the cliff is coming in hot

I’ve never watched 2 Kola Bears 1 Dingo, so I just skip to the parts where they get roasted.

Imagine Bert's disappointment if one of his daughters actually ends up making more money than him.

I’m here 6 minutes after it got posted I spend way too much time online 😂😂

Bert’s alcoholism is its own bear

I regret any time I spent praising these dudes when they were interesting in 2016

That fake laugh is so f'n cringe

I went to a dispensary and a brand was advertising how if you buy their products you have a chance to win tickets to a Tom Segura show. Idk the thought of his comedy tickets getting raffled off at pot shops is pretty funny

Bert is the Jennifer Lawrence of standup. He was the first.

At this point the funniest joke they could do it hit rock bottom and go bankrupt

I haven’t laughed at ONE bert joke

Imagine saying getting sober is for attention after posting a cringy selfie photo of yourself crying because your kid went to college

Bert has proven to me that if you truly believe in your own bullshit, you will manipulate your reality and it won’t make sense to anyone else.