Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

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Watch Chris Porter’s new RU-vid special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: • Chris Porter: There's ... Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity.
Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok!
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RU-vid Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro - Basketball and Spoilers
00:07:18 - Opening Clip And Things That Make You Laugh
00:17:22 - Tom Continues To Fight For Our Country
00:26:11 - Traveling As A Fat Person
00:42:11 - Chris Porter Intro
00:45:37 - Back to VR
00:55:40 - Snoring and Fitness
01:03:00 - Events and Flight Without Your Spouse
01:14:19 - White House
01:18:47 - Blind People and Attraction
01:22:48 - Seals vs Sea Lions and Blind Bob
01:31:57 - TikToks

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25 июн 2024

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@AaronJ9610 Год назад

I'd like to pause for a moment to thank Tim for his service. And to condemn Christine for attempting to steal his valor and diminish his accomplishments

@illuminahde Год назад

He fights to protect her freedoms.

@dylanstorie8988 Год назад

Oh captain my captain

@jaysonofgigachad9795 Год назад

🫡

@jasonwinterton9369 Год назад

Toms captain Marcel I need backup.

@maximilianraley2457 Год назад

@Goodb0b All Hail Tim Fallujah!

@Qurisx Год назад

I have a friend in Bulgaria that told me he wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Tom. Thanks tom, for your service.

@kylebowers9012 Год назад

Does anyone know the name of the vr game Tom was talking about the space one trying to find it but don’t know the name please and thank you

@Stephenkillam Год назад

Onward

@kylebowers9012 Год назад

@@Stephenkillam no i know that one that’s the army game I’m talking about the space walk one he was talking about

@Qurisx Год назад

@@kylebowers9012 I think its, Home - A VR Spacewalk

@snoookie456 Год назад

I'm from Bulgaria and I probably too wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for Tom.

@marywyman6026 Год назад

Christina: I dont waste my time playing video games Also Christina: I get drunk and play bingo with other moms

@Christopher-md7tf Год назад

She also spends god knows how many hours on Tiktok every week lmao

@mynameismud420 Год назад

Shes fully toked dude. Pushitsky effect. Shes basically half re+@*4€4.

@macarena1234 Год назад

@@Christopher-md7tf Still love her tho ngl

@joeyg29jgjg Год назад

@@macarena1234 oh yeah the hypocrisy of her making fun of things is so funny lmao she's great

@snoookie456 Год назад

It has been my experience that women who feel the need to constantly tell you they don't play video games cause it's a waste of time are usually the type of women that just go outside, sit on a bench for 2 hours and watch a youtube cooking channel or their insta feed.

@NoalFarstrider Год назад

Tom, Bert, Ari, and Joe playing VR Combat would be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rebekahgossett5500 Год назад

Tom don’t let that blonde civilian put you down. Thank you for your service, hero! 🙏

@BaconNarls Год назад

Make that broad grateful for your service, dont let her shit on you like those tali

@ScorpionP2C Год назад

Im guessing she wants her sons to be meat pockets. True shame.

@617jmurtagh Год назад

She’s lucky to have you protecting her God damnit!!!! To be honest can you imagine if there really was an intruder in their house so instead of Tom grabbing a real gun and chasing off the criminal he’s locked into playing a game and is oblivious to what’s going on at all. Lol😂

@agentmueller Год назад

@@ScorpionP2CShe wants Ellis to become RPC after tim and crystal die and the boys blow through their millions. She wants that boy to get turned out like homework. Stolen valor!

@Toad_McLoad Год назад

@@ScorpionP2C To be fair; any person that legitimately WANTS their kids to join the military is probably a bad parent.

@ajordanbrownproduction Год назад

My favorite part of any Nadav laugh is when he mutes his mic right as it’s about to get loud. He’s such a company man.

@8thlvlMage Год назад

My favorite part was when he was on vacation for a month.

@violetpee308 Год назад

@@8thlvlMage 💀

@johngavin1448 Год назад

Me too man. Me too

@ajordanbrownproduction Год назад

@@8thlvlMage “on vacation” is a weird way to say “at rehab”

@grimeyass Год назад

And u can still hear em

@dbstelly Год назад

My wife walks in the room while I’m laughing and she says, “you watching your husband and wife videos?” Yea, yea dear.😂

@Pheyora Год назад

🥹 she loves you💐

@starnmiller Год назад

I’ve literally had a window seat next to someone who was overweight and I was crushed up against the wall/window because she was spilling into my seat. Neither of us were probably comfortable but I don’t know how that’s now my problem..

@Bigdog5400 Год назад

As a straight sized person, I always pray I never get stuck next to someone like her on the airplane

@HanTheProphet Год назад

you gotta be a real asshole to be that big and not fly first class, I know its pricey but I would just not go til I could afford it, or lose the weight

@FredrickFreaker Год назад

@Kenneth Hardcastle use them for warm like a ton ton from Star Wars

@philliphayden2727 Год назад

I've told told this story on RU-vid before, but it seems time to retell it. Got put in between two 300 pounders who were friends so I was getting fat girl spit in my hair and sweaty thighs all over me. Door closed for takeoff, and 30 seconds later the door opened again and the stewardess asked if anyone could take a later flight. I won the hands up, got the free first class ticket, $500 to gamble in the airport, and dinner anywhere I wanted. Also got First Class on my next flight, 3 hours later. Life was good that day.

@joshuabrown3376 Год назад

As a fat poor myself, im sorry for sitting next to you on that southwest flight but im glad u weren't another fat poor. I hate sitting next to fat poors also.

@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Год назад

@@joshuabrown3376 I got sandwiched between two of you on a spirit flight a couple years ago...I still remember the claustrophobia. Though, it was obvious from the way they looked at each other that they were glad they had me as a buffer in between them...the one dude with the window seat fell asleep ON ME multiple times. That's what I get for booking a $78 flight to Florida lol. We can't all get the small quiet asian woman with headphones and a mask. To be fair though, sitting next to someone who orders coffee on a 4am flight and won't STFU the whole flight while you're clearly trying to sleep is arguably as bad or worse. At least the bigger dudes were quiet while they smothered me.

@chummy94 Год назад

The way Nadav rubs his hands together every time gambling is brought up 😂

@davidpaz4119 Год назад

I can't tell if it's a long-con or real because of shit like this lol

@briakan Год назад

@@davidpaz4119 it’s the best real long con ever.

@Toad_McLoad Год назад

Very "J" of him.

@wpBill Год назад

It appears the propaganda wrote itself

@toolegittoquit789 Год назад

Chris Porter's standup is insanely underrated!!! Didn't know he had a new special out -- stoked to give it a listen!

@forgottenwisdoms Год назад

I'm 400lbs and totally agree on what the were saying about fat people. Ive lost over 50lbs and still going. Being fat is a choice. Its self neglect emotionally and physically. We need to talk about it more.

@RawrXD27 Год назад

As a 6'6 man over 400lbs who's currently working on weight loss I can't even comprehend how your mind gets as twisted as that fat woman. I've never gone anywhere and seen a weight limit sign and gotten angry that there is one. It's my own fault I let myself get this heavy that's why I'm working to fix it. Also Tommy thanks for your service 🫡

@39f3r93r Год назад

Im 6 foot 4 and weigh 300lbs. However, when I was 240lbs in high school, I was at 15% body fat and still couldn’t fit comfortably on a plane. Planes truly only fat shame because they don’t want to lose money. Ever seat they make bigger is profit lost. This is the first episode I feel like Tom and Christina are being unreasonable. They were both fat for like 15+ years until they got a hit podcast and millions of dollars. Let’s see Tom go work as a Registered Nurse 4 twelve hour shifts a week and see how skinny he is. He has no idea how lucky he is with his career and money to be able to be so stress free to afford healthy food and a trainer. Hell, he’s even on testosterone. The majority of society can’t even afford health insurance to afford testosterone. He lost a long time fan on this one. REALLLLL out of touch with society Tom. News flash, you’re still fat bud. You’re just not morbidly obese anymore.

@WBOMBS1232 Год назад

We need more gay sized people like you. Good luck on your journey! Hope your jeans get low and loose for all the right reasons

@cwasson68 Год назад

Good luck king! Stay disciplined, stay consistent, and stay strong... The results will always come in due time

@imoffendedthatyouroffended5173 Год назад

@@WBOMBS1232 😂😂😂😂

@davem.4705 Год назад

@@WBOMBS1232 best comment for sure

@lowprofosho Год назад

NGL a stream of Tom, Enny, Nadav, and the boys playing VR would be HILARIOUS.

@murkwell17 Год назад

The injury video of Tom afterwards would be even HILARIOUSER

@mrs.h2725 Год назад

I want Tina in it to, even tho I know she’ll be the stereotypical chick walking her character into a wall in the corner saying ‘I don’t get it! How do I turn??’

@dageki_gg Год назад

I WOULD LOVE THIS

@danielbolivar1931 Год назад

throw Christine in there too and watch her change her mind lol

@valve_is_better294 Год назад

Bro having them play terrorist hunt

@pvstocker 11 месяцев назад

Chris Porter is one of my favorites, love his style.. he needs to be on this show more!

@jwallace3382 Год назад

I sat next to one of these swimsuit models recently around 400lb. This beast made it for our flight miserable. I’m 6’5 and muscular not fat at all and she said to the flight attendant she didn’t have room because of my size and I laughed out loud. It didn’t go over well

@JakeAnthonyRuns Год назад

This show has done more to make me a straight sized person than any other influence in my life.

@mrs.h2725 Год назад

Lol I promise that fat chick’s mentality is uh hundred percent t a result of living in the American delusional entitlement bubble. I traveled to Europe (Norway) for the first time when I was about 170. What would be considered curvy or a bit chunky in the states. In Norway it was literally impossible to find clothing in most stores, the chairs are tiny if you’ve got a big booty, and even the stairways are skinny af lol. But amazingly, instead of going on the news to complain that the world isn’t accommodating my fatness I just lost some weight so I could enjoy more things in life. Shocking I know 😌

@MrsStudley1 Год назад

Idk why everyone thinks companies need to cater to the minority of people. If you're too fat, lose weight lol. I was 215 and now I'm 170 🤷‍♀️ I went to the gym and stopped eating as much. I'm tall but I don't expect everything to fit me because I'm literally taller than 98% of women and 60% of men. It's ridiculous.

@marcelloscarpino6213 Год назад

@@MrsStudley1 who asked?

@nicknackpaddiwack30 Год назад

Lol that lady said she does everything possible to "make herself smaller" on an airplane except for diet and exercise.

@bellacton Год назад

@@MrsStudley1 super cool story

@melissamorgan2698 Год назад

As a woman who also identifies as a house can tell you for sure I hate my body. These “ body positive” influencers are only enabling addicts who are looking for excuses to not stop using their drug of choice. We need to seek help for this issue. This is why I am seeking help for my addiction to food. Christine made an excellent point, we wear our addiction on our sleeves. Our very large sleeves 😂 we houses need to get our collective shit together.

@EvoMonsters Год назад

you're awesome melissa, wishing you all the best on your journey, you can do it!

@NyxaGrayheart Год назад

yeye just get after it and try your best all anyone can do

@JustinDayIsAnExtraCoolGuy Год назад

Amen sister! This sort of honesty is what will make you the exception and the exceptional

@gari4219 Год назад

You got this!

@jeremyk_541 Год назад

You are a legend of comedy for this

@davestastebuds7245 Год назад

Chris is the best! Tom, I sleep better at night knowing you're on the wall. I don't think it's right that Christine rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that you provide, then questions the manner in which you provide it. Thank you for your service.

@garageganggyms Год назад

Gotta quit listening to these when I'm working out 😂😂 tough to lift heavy shit when you're laughing but... worth it!

@samdavis456 Год назад

I can tell the difference between Cheetahs and Alligators because of this show 🙌❤

@samdavis456 Год назад

Alligators are lean and fast. Cheetahs are chompy in the water 💦

@YantisOm Год назад

@@samdavis456 gah I always get those mixed up... Thanks for clarifying!

@RolandSpecialSauce Год назад

I know I can't tell the difference between elephants and giraffes.

@samdavis456 Год назад

@@RolandSpecialSauce yeh they’re both way too big to tell apart

@Dabro1010 Год назад

Cheetahs will drown you under the water, Alligators are blind and like to listen to you on the toilet

@Graham_Rob Год назад

Chris Porter’s “Ugly and Angry” is still one of my favorite specials of all time. Can’t wait to see this new one.

@br6768 Год назад

Its on youtube.. so good. _"There's No Money In Babies"_

@brandonrichard3634 Год назад

“Lost and Alone” is a hidden gem

@ullrich Год назад

Being mad at the cruise ship because you might break a toilet is like being mad at Chevy because you might wreck a car when you drive drunk. The problem is your addiction. Get help. You deserve it, and you owe it to yourself, but no one has to accomodate your addiction.

@DeeDee-wb6zy Год назад

37:26 I love how Tom describes how the flight attendant knows when you need a seat belt extender😂😂😂

@Aidizzle13 Год назад

Haha Fr funniest part

@CopelandSSB Год назад

I'd like to give a shoutout to YMH for releasing in the AM so I can listen throughout my workday. Thanks!

@valve_is_better294 Год назад

I’ll sleep much safer knowing Tom is out there fighting for my safety and freedom, thank you comrade segura

@brandonrichard3634 Год назад

“There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy”

@JasonMaxwellsRcHobbies Год назад

Tom was in Fellujah making 6 Bulgarians touch his camera through the fence and he saved the fucking day! He's a HERO

@sammcclain129 Год назад

"I wouldn't even say it's VR. I'd say I was really there." 😂 😂 😂

@delvanebby9908 Год назад

As a Midwesterner, I fully support going to the lake and lighting shit on fire

@nolongerblocked6210 Год назад

Same

@chetjump5744 Год назад

I moved to the Midwest 6 years ago and the amount of times I’ve been invited to light things on fire has been shocking and indeed fun as shit

@digitalsalsas Год назад

who dey

@yoBigWave Год назад

Christina playing bingo with depressed moms is hilarious.

@MrSen4lifE Год назад

At least she's not wasting her time.

@YoMama9021 Год назад

@Dave Lane why are you even here?

@kristiskinner8542 Год назад

@Dave Lane thats subjective, highly subjective especially when she had paying comedy writing etc jobs long before Tom did. And there's definately nothing "hog" about her, but with a comment like that Im sure you're such a catch🙄

@thestraydog Год назад

@Dave Lane Going through your comment history has told me one thing: you need to get back on your meds. It's pretty fuckin creepy

@crashjz Год назад

@Dave Lane Christina P > Dave Lane

@KristofKristoferos Год назад

Christine: "I am so unattracted to men who play video games" The boys discuss video games Christine grumbles: "I wanna play video games"

@metalmusicrocks11234 Год назад

Chris Porter is one of my favorite comedians. Seen him live and I've seen Ugly and Angry like 5 times. So good to see him on YMH.

@Pablo_da_god Год назад

The fact that Tom plays onward is absolutely amazing 😭😭.

@tyler4418 Год назад

That grin of pure enjoyment on Tom's face when Chris says he has a Switch 🤣

@DeeDee-wb6zy Год назад

34:16 I’m HOWLING at this bit! “You eat too much” 😂

@alexdupps1105 11 месяцев назад

As a 6'4, 420 pound man. The only problem ove had traveling is that sometimes airplane seats be tight 😂😂 I've never had ANY of her issues traveling.

@H3H3HEE Год назад

Thank you for your service Tom 🫡🫡🫡

@boogrlovr Год назад

i love y'all mommies thanks for giving me some free entertainment to keep me distracted at work so that i can remain a fat poor ❤

@miramirez3574 Год назад

❤️‍🔥

@michellef9465 Год назад

Wash rags for you too, huh? 😂

@boogrlovr Год назад

@@michellef9465 you already know! lol

@Angel_Dust_And_Nuggsy Год назад

😂

@tracijarrett Год назад

When you get stuck beside someone that large it’s not them who is trying to make themselves smaller, it’s us.

@LukeH930 Год назад

Cutting to Nadav rubbing his Jingers together when Tom mentioned gambling was hilarious 😆

@BrittonCourseu-rh8jc Год назад

Lmfqp jingers

@johnpaterson1984 Год назад

Jew fingers! Dunno if it was a typo or deliberate. First time I've heard the term. From Urban Dictionary: Jingers Describes the action of a person who is a penny-pincher or very cheap taking anything they can get for free. A combination of Jew and fingers. Is seen on comedy central presents Rachel Feinstein.

@LukeH930 Год назад

@johnpaterson1984 as much as I love to take credit, the term "Jingers" was coined in a Rachel Feinstein bit.

@twistedfocus Год назад

You know the “Straight weight” lady has eaten nachos out of that sombrero.

@JamesLeeBuzz Год назад

God damn dude, I'm wheezing 😂😂😂

@ValG573 Год назад

I love you Christina!!! Thank you for representing for us goth moms!! The Sisters of Mercy- Marian should be your intro song!!

@demic13 Год назад

She is 0% funny. I imagine her comedy shows are cringe

@a-trainandlittlebit975 Год назад

I want to apologize that I’ve not given Tom his due credit on past Veterans’ Days. I won’t make that mistake again. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

@timgonzales2891 Год назад

Enny about to get smoked if he doesnt practice

@TurbulenttJuice Год назад

He needs the humility in his life. I hope he gets destroyed

@modularoutput Год назад

" I just get high alot....got stuff to do....." A real winner's mentality

@T25de Год назад

We’re gonna see his butthole most likely

@timgonzales2891 Год назад

@@modularoutput funny thing is, he probably actually believes that lol

@timgonzales2891 Год назад

@@TurbulenttJuice you aren't wrong.

@caseyhelton8772 Год назад

Wish there were sticker versions of the Cool Guy portraits. I’d buy them all

@zac.s Год назад

Or small size versions of the cool guy portraits.

@dntgvafuk89 Год назад

Fans make and sell them on Etsy

@jm389017 Год назад

"13... Heinz Ketchup?!" Christina kills me everytime! @44:29

@BenDover-de7tf Год назад

Lmao wtf 🤣🤣 was she thinking of the 57 that's on the bottle bc she totally lost me there

@erikds6338 Год назад

Loving the massive LENOVO ad I got during this episode

@randallroussin9100 Год назад

I'm immediately reminded of Tom accusing Christina of stolen valor during his war rants.

@gangrenebean Год назад

Christina laughing at BBQueens is such a joy

@kunai92 Год назад

9 years ago I was recovering from surgery, high on percocet, and watched Ugly & Angry. I loved Chris from then on.

@Guitarguy1969 Год назад

YES that is such a hilarious special!!!

@timrichards9395 Год назад

Transitioning?

@davidoriggan Год назад

Percs sure are awesome 🤣

@jobbo_ Год назад

Imagine you're boarding a plane and the seat next to yours has a belt extension on it...

@BenDover-de7tf Год назад

Lmaooo🤣

@AllegedlyAlec Год назад

I would pay money to watch Tom play VR video games.

@zinny1222 Год назад

Thank you Tim and Christine. You to Benny, Navidad, Zoloft and the rest of the crew.

@hiltonwhittle-provenzano7758 Год назад

Dear Tom and Cristina, thankyou for bringing Blind Bob into our lives, cure to crippling depression. A legend will be missed

@iLoveMeSomeFire Год назад

Dude, at my High School graduation I sat next to an enormous girl with a hairy,sweaty mustache breathing heavy and the entire time I had to pull my right arm over in front of me to make room for her and it was one of the most miserable experiences. Something that’s supposed to be an exciting memorable experience is memorable for all the wrong reasons because it’s the only thing I could focus on is how uncomfortable and miserable I was. Everyone do you but when you impose on someone’s life due to your size, that’s when it’s a problem.

@kristiskinner8542 Год назад

"An exciting memorable experience" 🤮🙄

@a.g.s.1680 Год назад

The noises Christine makes when the seal/sea-lion came on.. i would jab my ears with chop-sticks until i can't hear anything anymore

@boogermcphee2847 Год назад

Finally! Chris Porter is such an underrated comic! One of my all time favorites.

@carmen3091 Год назад

Agreed

@JerichoC2J87 Год назад

@boogermcphee2847@@carmen3091 came here to post this. THE most underrated comic out there today

@lewisaultman Год назад

I still want to talk about Hawaii.

@clevermissfox Год назад

The rap at the end was fire.

@lowife Год назад

Very true about hiding or at least being a little ashamed of listening to YMH...I live in an old house and everytime my elder lady neighbor walks by my suite I swear you're talking about R words, diarrhea or a worse sound byte is playing that I'm certain she can hear while in the hallway, and I'd like to think that's why she never says hi😅

@MrSupercoolkid1998 Год назад

Love Chris Porter! Ugly and and Angry is one of my go to specials for a great laugh

@davidpaz4119 Год назад

I turned into a telescope when Tim started talking about PTSD, because I knew it was gonna be video games lol. I hope it dries up like Lake Mead.

@juliagomezart Год назад

The guy in the back HAS TO BE a laugh track. I just cant with em'. I love this duo, reminds me of my man and I. Makes us feel normal

@spencersablan8765 Год назад

The laughter in the background levels up this show lol

@samuelkeil Год назад

You guys literally just summarized the plot of ready player one

@thegotchaman4145 Год назад

Im glad to see a new video but i wanna talk about Hawaii

@ctg4818 Год назад

Christina acts like she doesn't shill phone game ads lol

@Kas3- Год назад

Chris was such a great guest!!! I hope to see him on again! Absolutely killed it

@audreyjesse292 Год назад

Every week, I am patiently waiting for Dan Soder to be the next guest.

@Hjaelteomslag Год назад

He's fantastically funny and likable.

@WKRP187 Год назад

Discovered him a few months back and can't get enough of em... Good dude right there

@mraBJJ33 Год назад

I miss him on the bonfire all the time, even though I love Bobby Kelly.

@Angel_Dust_And_Nuggsy Год назад

The master of accents meeting the king of impressions??? Yaaasssss crackle crackle

@we_be_nerds3601 Год назад

I just started listening to him on ayg and I would love him on here

@l800LEMMINGS Год назад

I’m so excited to see Chris Porter on the pod. He has been one of my favorite comics since “ugly and angry special”. I always associate Tim and Chris as came out on Netflix around the same time. I was starting to think that Chris might’ve been one of the comics they have a silent beef with because I haven’t seen him on prior.

@pyroclown Год назад

Yes!! I absolutely love Chris porter ever since seeing him on comedy central presents, dude is so hilarious and underappreciated

@coltd6153 Год назад

CHRIS PORTER!!!!! Great to see him on one of the bigger pods finally, guy's absolutely hilarious!!!

@degeneratechris Год назад

Tom is a true patriot. I salute you! 🪖🎖️

@Kdog708 Год назад

Christina is gonna have the most horrifying laugh when she’s like 75

@MrSpeedyAce Год назад

She looks 75 RN

@stubstunner Год назад

@@MrSpeedyAce just like your mom

@Hjaelteomslag Год назад

@@stubstunner How do you know his mother?

@kdizzy333 Год назад

She already does

@lordfordification Год назад

Damn, where do you all live that 75 looks hot? 75 looks terrible in Florida

@Fine_living718 Год назад

As a flight attendant, there is always a look of 👀 “you gonna try to close that belt instead of asking for an extension,huh?”

@will_boner17 Год назад

How has nobody acknowledged that Blind Bob looks and sounds like Bob Odenkirk?

@samzulfer2107 Год назад

I vote we take weight limits off of everything and make stronger release of liability forms. Let the plus size community take the risk!

@Hjaelteomslag Год назад

It would make for a lot more Horrible or Hilarious videos.

@DailyDriftingVirtual Год назад

Tom when you're training in Fallujah you need an omni directional treadmill. It's a neat tool to add to your arsenal to keep Christine's freedoms. You will be able to train harder👌cool stuff, slick stuff

@JustinDayIsAnExtraCoolGuy Год назад

As a straight sized person I always pray I never get stuck next to a gay-sized person on an airplane

@krishoward1360 Год назад

You and your wife both use the iconic “nahh” When you’re saying “no” 😂🤣

@debc4567 Год назад

Omg! Thank you!! So tired of hearing how it's okay to be MORBIDLY OBESE.

@ryanpadilla455 Год назад

“I am stupid on a lot of things” I can finally back something Christina says

@mikeLivornese Год назад

I can finally relate with her.

@wood_whippin811 Год назад

The level of production startin the show was top notch all those different slide exits lmao

@Steelosick Год назад

The COD convo is priceless! Lol. Greetings from Coconut Grove

@ryanscottadkins Год назад

50:30 hey Tim that's exactly the plot of the book/movie Ready Player One 😂

@Z28Blake Год назад

Early 90s: Central Illinois school, 3rd grade... our teacher openly called the special needs class "the retard group". The good ole days.

@WKRP187 Год назад

Right after a rough game of Smear the Queer that we played between smokes during recess! I'd give anything to be 9 yrs old again!

@KPUP98 Год назад

So good to see chris porter on here. Such a fantastic comic

@murderburger1811 Год назад

I love how Christina reacts to the photos of the seals/sea lions😂😂😂😂

@jordannorman1314 Год назад

Top dawg sounds exactly like my dad. He was on the nose no frills whatsoever. Pain meant absolutely nothing and theirs no excuse for anything. He would laugh his ass off at stuff that made no since to me. Just a different breed. We need those guys back

@name-vi6fs Год назад

I love sitting next to "non straight-sized people". Sharing a seat with another person is always a great opportunity to form an intimate bond over a four hour flight.

@ErrorNotFound40425 Год назад

Operator Tom is the best! Thank you for your service

@marklachney420 Год назад

"I wouldn't try a canoe" 😂

@adambergman9532 Год назад

Chris Porter is one of my top 5 comedians. He's one of the few that have made me cry during a comedy show. Highly recommend you see you him.

@charlesrichter2594 Год назад

I'd like to train Enny in basketball. I've never played, but i just got a feeling i can do it

@jason_ryan_fishing Год назад

Chris Porter!!! Fuck yeah 🎉

@MrMilkdudstudios Год назад

As a veteran I salute Tim for his valor in his duty as a proud United States soldier. Thank you for everything you do for us tim.

@pjnadeau4153 Год назад

To be honest some of my favourite things to watch and laugh at are the videos of protestors blocking traffic and then getting destroyed when they get hit by cars, or when the police use water cannons on them. They are comedy gold.