Tom Segura is the Poor Man’s Tom Cruise

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Tom Segura channeled his inner Tom Cruise and took a flight in a Fighter Jet, while Bert Kreischer played Ice Hockey with the Anaheim Ducks.
Top Bunz | Tom Segura pulls 7.4 G's in a Fighter Jet:
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Anaheim Ducks Highlights with The Machine Bert Kreischer:
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@brandonbath6097 10 месяцев назад

I love that Tom was so fat that even after losing a ton of weight he’s still obese. And thinks he’s in shape.

@bryanlouro140 10 месяцев назад

He went from guy working at the grocery store in his 40s to Home Depot assistant manager.

@brandonbath6097 10 месяцев назад

@@bryanlouro140 the perfect analogy doesn’t exi….

@kidsyx 10 месяцев назад

He is in shape though 😂 in the shape of a f*cking circle

@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 10 месяцев назад

100% he is those guys that just started to feel gains but noone sees it yet n is disgusted of anyone not doing what he is doing everyday like when my job is more of a workout than anyone who goes to the gym n ppl ask what supplements n how much u bench n u try n remember that last time u actually did any weight lifting or took any vitamins when the only workout u do is play a lil sports or a run n play with ur kids , y go into a gym when I can play a game with my kids n show them handstand push-ups n walking on their hands n walking up the stairs on ur hands kids n teens love that

@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 10 месяцев назад

@@brandonbath6097lol

@mgers75 10 месяцев назад

Tom Segura has "the help isnt allowed to make eye contact" energy

@RallEeyeRedact 10 месяцев назад

For sure. I don’t blame nadav for quitting. I couldn’t imagine what that place is like when the cameras are off.

@tvtvtfan3767 9 месяцев назад

Or he could also be playing it up. It’s not the help it’s just the public. A lot of people don’t want to engage with people especially people don’t know

@mgers75 9 месяцев назад

@@tvtvtfan3767 yes and

@615levi 10 месяцев назад

Tom doing propaganda for the Navy, is the chefs kiss.

@lotanowo 10 месяцев назад

Yes, everything that portrays military in a positive way is clearly propaganda. Their recruitment numbers are down so it only makes sense. I mean, have you seen these egirls?

@oscccar1 10 месяцев назад

It’s called “navyganda”

@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 10 месяцев назад

Nioj eht yvan, NIOJ EHT YVAN , LOL REMEBER THE PROPAGANDA TO Join the navy singing it backwards in the boy band LT smash made with bart,Milhouse,Ralf and nelson in the Simpsons episode 😂😂😂

@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 10 месяцев назад

@@oscccar1do u remember this my first reply up👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 10 месяцев назад

@@oscccar1yvan eht nioj , yvan eth nioj...

@Bobby.B619 10 месяцев назад

Us poors with our pedestrian brains we just can't comprehend the genius of these two

@Gixsir 10 месяцев назад

We’re just a bunch of civilians

@onwon81 7 месяцев назад

😅

@RileyNA 10 месяцев назад

I literally liked Tom Segura like 3 months ago. Man have things changed..

@TheUnderscope 10 месяцев назад

Please do more Tom Segura stuff! It's hilarious! He's such a tool

@richboyprado 10 месяцев назад

“Watching Tom explain to his biggest hobbie outside of the home, what his hobbies are “

@thesensiblesocialist 10 месяцев назад

Tom and Bert have always fit into the admittedly large mental box I have for "people who are famous for some reason".

@matthewhiggs4805 10 месяцев назад

"people who are famous because of Joe Rogan"

@dansullivan9152 10 месяцев назад

Tom has admittedly had some decent stand-up material from time to time. Bert is completely unwatchable.

@StewartLucrative 9 месяцев назад

I love that Tom Segura looks like a cross between Garth Brooks and hard rock nick. It's hilarious. even the awkward facial expressions.

@bassmankilla9352 10 месяцев назад

Lol I love how you always call Lauren Compton Tom's side chic. It's funny because it's true!

@simplenough 10 месяцев назад

@@michaelturley345780/20 rule. Lauren is the type of girl you don’t stay with.

@cee_dot_610 10 месяцев назад

Bert playing “Iceman” while Tom does his best Maverick impression

@zg9445 10 месяцев назад

2023 Tom makes Bert look extremely grounded in reality by comparison

@kontrast4361 10 месяцев назад

Thats actually how Tom chooses to travel these days, so what!? Hes a stand up comedian ffs he along with Joe and Bert are literally changing lives they deserve nothing but the finest luxuries ! How dare us mere mortal peasants even utter their names 😂😂

@615levi 10 месяцев назад

Our pedestrian brains can’t comprehend the magnificence of their thinking, much less their layered conversations. Such charm and wit.

@Matt-mk8ph 10 месяцев назад

"this had mad make a wish vibes" lol nicely done!

@adambonesaw3689 10 месяцев назад

Gotta have all these hobbies and claim to be too busy with work when you have a family... Those poor kids. We're gunna have to wait for the kids to be teenagers so Tom call bawl about how he missed their whole lives like Bert

@user-dx2dm8oq8g 10 месяцев назад

These comedians are children themselves they don't have enough self-awareness to realize that. And the truth is they don't wanna be around their families either.

@quekumber 10 месяцев назад

the fact he even got 10k views on that is wild

@caseykirsch2448 10 месяцев назад

"Bad make-a-wish vibes" 😂 Whatever Bert has must be spreading...

@ContentAngel7 10 месяцев назад

He is most definitely a bud light light light Tom Cruise

@silentspearo6226 10 месяцев назад

The public may find these videos cringe but what’s cool is Tom and Bert’s grandkids and their kids and so on will always have quality memories and cool ways to look back at them.

@miss_bougie6653 10 месяцев назад

Never thought of that, that’s actually pretty cool ngl

@sliski_rysiu_bejbi 23 дня назад

😂 ya they can see what daddy was doing while ignoring them and the rest of the family at home while they travel the world, get to do all these cool things and talk about partying with their friends all night 😂

@tupacmontesbu5538 13 дней назад

? Id be beyond embarrased if my parents or grandparents left that as a legacy...

@helenkcomedy 10 месяцев назад

Looking forward to Tom’s next special, ‘Top Gunt’

@Cuyt24 10 месяцев назад

Tom Cruise grew up in a rich family. His parents supported him in LA for years while he messed around being a comedian. Most people have to work to pay rent and survive. Comedy is on the side if you have the stanima to stay up late for open mics. Tom had a nice apartment and a monthly stipend from his dad. His dad cut him off financially in his 40s when he finally had success.

@grublet13 10 месяцев назад

Tom Segura* you mean

@kaydevious 10 месяцев назад

Tom's arrogance and self-obsession used to seem sarcastic, like it was a bit... He really is that pompous of a douche, though.

@miss_bougie6653 10 месяцев назад

Yes exactly that’s the most disappointing part, he simply wasn’t joking, he reminds me of Ellen Degeneres.

@pho-King 10 месяцев назад

cumtown's bit regarding the blue angels is a MUST watch!

@thedingolopez 10 месяцев назад

Ayooooo I been hella sick feels good to be back tho, about to binge this ground level content my boi.

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Good to hear! Welcome back

@Hk7762Tube 10 месяцев назад

Thank you for your service Tom Segura!🎖

@OuterEastLLC 10 месяцев назад

Tom now has Pawn Stars host energy.

@bassmankilla9352 10 месяцев назад

Can't wait for you to hit 100k. I absolutely love this Channel, pure entertainment everytime I tune in, never disappointed!

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Thanks bro, glad you’re here

@simplenough 10 месяцев назад

Rogan opening a club and leaving LA was genius. Tom is one legit mistake away from losing it all and he’s coming close with each ego driven decision. Bert is smartening up compared to him.

@jonathonhensley2445 10 месяцев назад

Logging in from my local library because I live in a car. What up my poors!?!

@treverfarted 10 месяцев назад

Can anyone name one single memorable Tom Segura joke? Anything that could explain the inflated ego and entitlement? Me neither. Tbh I’m sure he couldn’t either since he lifted 3 other comedians jokes for his last special.

@gretchenbaker7435 10 месяцев назад

He yelled out "bikes!"once....

@treverfarted 10 месяцев назад

@@gretchenbaker7435a timeless classic, right up there with the 7 words you can’t say on TV

@brappsniffs3924 10 месяцев назад

That special was just a handful of overused bits from his podcast

@seabassleak6797 10 месяцев назад

BIKES

@epnlvr9790 10 месяцев назад

@@brappsniffs3924I hate these podcast "comedians" only make jokes their cringe fanbase would understand

@richarddegraff3333 10 месяцев назад

It’s funny watching him become Steven Segal.

@fogpatrol 10 месяцев назад

Love or hate Tom he took those Gs like a champ.

@donalsakran1971 10 месяцев назад

I think when Tom fell and broke his limbs, he also had a massive concussion. Only CTE can explain his new found delusions.

@zg9445 10 месяцев назад

Too bad his personal trainer can’t help him exercise his humility muscle

@goodnightcharly5135 10 месяцев назад

Bert’s new show ice skating

@doylelacrua 10 месяцев назад

Yea, that's exactly what it's like to be in the military.

@RWulff007 10 месяцев назад

Haha, Poor mans Tom Cruise. 😂

@MrZeroBrains 10 месяцев назад

tom's got a real bad case of "cool dad"

@bassmankilla9352 10 месяцев назад

I know this is off topic but has anyone seen tito Ortiz do the g force test? It's a classic 👌

@seabassleak6797 10 месяцев назад

So fuckin funny lol

@Eazyjaypee 10 месяцев назад

Shit I was sure that was Kurt angle

@Coalemos 10 месяцев назад

Tom Segura is better than Tom Cruise, way way better. He's not quite there yet but he's almost Steven Seagal. He's worked with Navy Intelligence and they approved his Special Op "Blue Angels". He's worked closely with and infiltrated the scary underworld of basketball players where he sustained several injuries in operations. Tom Segura was stopped by an enemy country's operative trying to prevent him from boarding an aircraft in his own country causing massive diplomatic issues in X. X means it's been redacted, it's that important to national security, probably.

@thegrazingapprentice 8 месяцев назад

You all don't get enough of these guys

@cantthinkofone6995 10 месяцев назад

The “Make A Wish vines” referring to Bert 😂😂

@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 10 месяцев назад

Am I the only one who's disappointed we didn't get cut-off jean shorts beach volleyball? If you're gonna go top gun..you gotta go top gun bro..

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Bahahaha 🤣

@tj-8422 10 месяцев назад

I had no idea that this was such a new channel!! The quality of the work had me thinking otherwise. Many congrats!! Love this channel.

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Thanks so much!! Appreciate that 🙏🏻

@pedroaquiles2074 10 месяцев назад

12 weeks is kinda crazy for how good these videos are, great work

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Glad you like them

@kidsyx 10 месяцев назад

Ive never liked Tom. Hes always been a literal sack of sh*t sociopath. The only time ive ever come close to liking tom was when he stuck up for bert when ari drugged him but now im starting to realise how low of a bar that actually is to like someone. Like, yeah, any sane person would stick up for someone who was drugged.. and i dont even like bert either 😂

@cantthinkofone6995 10 месяцев назад

Your channel is severely underrated as far as subs and views go… keep up the great work!!

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

Thanks bro, I appreciate you

@Doomsense 10 месяцев назад

I'd rather see Tom doing anything other than force us to believe his wife is entertaining

@ErinJeanette 10 месяцев назад

And that he's happy he seems so miserable

@marzwoody 10 месяцев назад

It's clear Tom lives in a fantasy world.

@ErinJeanette 10 месяцев назад

The tropic thunder tom cruise is so funny dude

@rushmore309 10 месяцев назад

Met his date. 😂

@Beefytiing 7 месяцев назад

how did a tom segura video have a minutes long roast just dedicated to bert 💀💀😭😭🤣

@boofmcgoof6950 10 месяцев назад

Soon we will have Sensei Segura I can’t wait

@FreakyFNaf 10 месяцев назад

Tom is the next Brendan Schaub

@jarethfalls4115 10 месяцев назад

Tom's dad was a Marine Vietnam vet and he's always been pretty pro military. I'm not surprised he got the opportunity to fly and help them with recruitment. I dont really see the problem with this. The shit burt was saying in the ducks locker room is fucking cringe as shit though.

@Thunderkorn 10 месяцев назад

I knew you would make a video haha

@Renegade_2023 10 месяцев назад

At least Bert didn’t pull a hammie ! Bet he ate one tho! Life styles of the rich and famous

@Mxbulldog226 10 месяцев назад

Pretty sure Tom's had money his whole life so I wouldn't consider him the poor man's anything lol

@tvtvtfan3767 9 месяцев назад

That actually not true at all. When he first started in his career he and his wife were broke. They using someone else’s use mattress who they got from somebody who also got from someone else.

@Harkness197 10 месяцев назад

Pilot Segura will end all wars in that plane! Haha

@GorlypopMolment 10 месяцев назад

Your side comments in this video are hilarious PC and thank you for watching the cringe so we dont have to!

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

You’re welcome 🫡

@user-vg2eg7oo5n 10 месяцев назад

Comics are over exposed. Nobody is funny all the time. These podcasts are too much information festivals. The top comedians go away and shut up, for awhile.

@Mop5543 9 месяцев назад

Segura comes off like a sixty year old spoiled man who was never told No!

@FreeIreland 10 месяцев назад

Algorithm issued comment.

@Faith_in_Chaos 8 месяцев назад

Tom cruise is so fucking above poor man Tom, mentioning them together is insanity 😂

@goodnightcharly5135 10 месяцев назад

The blue angels can fly 3:30

@georgezimmerman3334 7 месяцев назад

Blue angels are the poor man's thunderbirds

@docbrown9305 10 месяцев назад

Tom feels like he was a very important not pedestrian person on this “mission” but the pilot likened the situation to flying with 4 sacks of potatoes in the navigators seat 💺 🥔🥔🥔🥔

@Navirram 10 месяцев назад

The last line was a perfect end

@johngraff376 10 месяцев назад

You come up with some good ones "Tom interviewing himself" He thinks very highly of himself it appears and is far less interesting than when he was a lazy funny slob.

@geoffcasias9367 10 месяцев назад

Tom Cruise bud light lolz

@badnewsjp 10 месяцев назад

As a comedian isn't Tom supposed to bring some humour to that video? Some wisecracks or a funny reaction? At least Bert was clowning around, Tom doesn't even try

@vinnycruise 10 месяцев назад

I don't like when guys get rich and become "auto enthusiasts". It's like they wait until its convenient then start trying to be more manly or something. I mean he never worked out until he could afford servants and a trainer. lol. Same kind of thing. It's just annoying because this particular asshole acts like he's always been this dude. Nah.. we remember.

@troyanderson4997 10 месяцев назад

I would love if you could do some investigation on the Lauren Compton thing. Her abrupt appearance as not only a guest on YMH, but being given her own podcast right out the gate, is completely bizarre to say the least. I've been a YMH fan for some time; its decline in quality since the first days of the last LA studio is unfortunate, but the overall vibe the last few months has been very off, particularly since Nadav left.

@user-vg2eg7oo5n 10 месяцев назад

Tom Cruise is funnier. A writer once called Michael Keaton a poor man's Bill Murray. Then, I read Bruce Willis was a poor man's Michael Keaton. Tom Segura is not talented enough to be compared with anyone famous. He is closer to someone who bought a lottery ticket and won.

@santosghecko402 10 месяцев назад

Ha ha, muppets. This is gold

@cleaver5326 5 месяцев назад

Bounce when she walk and craps when she walk and bounce when she walk and claps

@TherealHK-47 10 месяцев назад

Tom the type of guy to see a cap that looks like a veteran’s hat that says “stand up comedy veteran” as a joke, but then wears it in public and expects salutes and standing ovations

@devilsadvocate1338 10 месяцев назад

It would be so fun flying with a blue angel!

@danksidoodles 10 месяцев назад

Cool flex, had to show his retro mod Bronco...Just like Papa Rogan

@psyience3213 10 месяцев назад

@6:02 nvm the painted black toe nails.....

@break427 9 месяцев назад

Seguras side chick is a baddie💯💯

@18Callahan 10 месяцев назад

The Blue Angels are amazing! 🇺🇸 I enjoyed watching Tom riding shotgun with America’s finest pilots.

@totalcreep4430 10 месяцев назад

they clowned garth for years. now they giving off the same vibes

@Clay-ge1fu 10 месяцев назад

The guy had some great bits years ago but he is more smug than funny lately

@N00bLiterator 10 месяцев назад

At 6:02, does Bert have black toenail polish?!

@kuriinaa6969 10 месяцев назад

All these comics with pilot license, Yeah no thank you not this psychopath

@tomsnowden6201 9 месяцев назад

“This is so my energy” Didn’t he say that on the Kelly clarkson show when it came to going and marrying some random couple?

@HarryManback46and2 10 месяцев назад

When I first saw Bert on the Travel Channel show I totally thought he was gay. I was shocked when he was on JRE saying he’s married to a woman with kids.

@D0ctorf0ster 9 месяцев назад

The fact that Bert washes in the pool & shits in his own hand & Tom & his air head wife don’t wash their legs & feet in the shower should tell you everything you need to know about them.

@Woozy.0 10 месяцев назад

He really is becoming Les Grossman

@julianyo7072 10 месяцев назад

When people get filthy rich, their true self emerges. And they start to lose touch and pride starts getting over. That's why I dislike those two more and more. Let's be real, Bert wasn't that funny, the story of the machine made him because it went viral and the rest was contacts (Rogan, Burr, Segura...) and silly podcasts. And Segura was funny when he was poor and fat. Now he is slimmer and rich and his douchiness grows and grows as a result. Time to move on. I think that I only liked consistently comedians like Patrice O'Neal, George Carlin and funny people like Anthony Cumia. Because they were consistent.

@aaronrodgers9202 7 месяцев назад

Good ol temu tom

@quekumber 10 месяцев назад

but dogs don't even fly

@chaelwade6776 10 месяцев назад

Toms fat and funny levels are inversely proportional.

@carterclover1167 10 месяцев назад

I think y’all really do not like Tom.

@PodcastCringe 10 месяцев назад

What gave it away 🤣

@cremeuxkraft9019 10 месяцев назад

Aghhhh!! This title tho 😂 #blessthiswithviewsplease

@yomamma6756 10 месяцев назад

Bro. I can’t wait for the matt rife fallout might take some time he’ll probably get cast in some movies that suck unless they get some real writers, sell his soul yada yada then because he’s so cute it’s that much more delicious when the piper collects his dues on him. Every, celeb has a shelf life, even Rogan, just watch. Toms And Burt know their crowd is 50 year old working class people that don’t really have all that much time to think about what really is funny critically speaking. They like the Walmart comedy which Bert and Tom are totally, watered down, safe.