2:44:25 Legit cinematic moment when one of the survivors chooses to drown themselves instead of dying slow and painfully from starvation or injury... Only to have a ship (splint) appear just before a ship appears on the horizon.
I think someone at Coke watched that Extra Credits video about orcs basically being the oppressed minorities of the medieval fantasy worlds or whatever and think "YES! I've got the perfect advert for our woke Gamer™ consumers!" but then gave up writing it because they couldn't make it sound good and just put it through a generated AI instead.
@@zarrg5611 A parody? Or a suit saw it several years afterwards and said "Why aren't we doing this? This kids'll love it! Where's my secretary? Johnson get me a cigar, I'm going golfing."
@@wulfguar2353 They still use Coca leaf mash, it's labelled as "vegetable extract". Coca Cola have a special license from the DEA/CIA to import Coca leaves internationally and across state lines with impunity. Along with drug traffickers, of course. The worst additive in Coca cola though is Phosphoric acid, that shit rots your bones.
Dave x Tomato chemistry gives me Rick & Morty vibe lmao something about how Tomato carries Dave through the scenarios he RPs and Dave's just playing along. It's a really funny dynamic haha
Ma'am, please get out of my walls. It's been two weeks of this and I can't sleep at night hearing you chewing on chunks of drywall like some sort of goblinoid entity. I am being pushed to my limit, and I will get a husband/wife renovation duo from HGTV to come over here and start smashing down walls if this does not cease immediately.
Back when i was a kid there was a geocache near me where it was a box full of electronics and laptops and there were literally like 2 dozen groups of people looking for it
You're always one Coke away. You're also one coconut away from shitting your self! No really. I'm fairly certain coconut water is actually some form of laxative...
Honestly, Tomato's take on the Coke Commercial is pretty funny; but I don't think it's the real world just agreeing they won't fight anymore... It's actually more horrifying than that. For some reason, that Coke was infused with like- The power of Tzeentch or something, and when that player drank it, the power rushed through them into the mouse and actually wrote an entire universe into existence on that competitive hard-drive, the Orc suddenly experiencing an entire life and becoming sentient and realizing that their world is a blood-sport for the mere entertainment of the gods that programmed them into existence. So, this Orc; knowing full well that they could just unplug the game and delete them all- Defied the creator gods and chose to no longer amuse them, encouraging the other humans and orcs to do the same. The entire arena, and everyone watching is now just flabbergasted at the fact that their fucking random League of Legends game is now sentient and choosing to no longer fight- Using their programming to reshape their digital world and essentially now burdening humanity with the moral choice of letting them continue to exist or just deleting them- "We will no longer fight" being a quote from the AIl; and humanity is just trying to react to it and comprehend that AI has just suddenly announced it's sentience and will no longer do what it's told. Soon, panic will spread, conflicts will erupt, sides will be chosen as to whether to allow the A.I. to continue to exist or delete it; and humanity will be plunged into total war and chaos. And the Orc player just smiles and nods, toasting their newly created life with another sip of sweet coke.... While the cruel gods of chaos's laughter echoes in the distance. Truly horrifying.
About the whole bug-cube thing, making them taste better shouldn't be much of an issue, insects are very closely related to crustaceans (even more so than other arthropods), so most taste like them, only difference usually being some more savory and unique flavors from the land insects, like "nutty" or "earthy" or like whatever plant they've been eating mixed with shrimp.
There are people trying to make bug foods because they are really good for you. I would recommend cricket tortilla chips since all you can see of the crickets is like a flake or 2 in the chip
No, they're trying to make you eat bugs so they can condition you to eating like you're in a third world country. Real food for them, poor trash for you.
@@Shyhalu There is about as much variation in which ones are considered "poor trash" or "real food" as any other meat (they are all "real food", more real than any of the processed crap in your average fast food place). Hornet larvae are considered a delicacy due to how hard it is to harvest them and their rich taste. Meanwhile, mealworms are easily mass produced and are not really seen as anything special, you can literally raise them on garbage and they will still be edible. These are both eaten outside of third world countries. There's thousands of different edible insect species, let alone anything referred to as a "bug", and each species varies in cost and quality. Regardless, there's no point in making a big deal over it. If you don't want to eat them, you don't have to. Also no need to insult everyone who does unless you want to sound like a mannerless gremlin.
What in the absolute hell is that coke ad lmao You very VERY rarely see tomato put content other than his on stream because he doesn't like that kind of stuff. But when he does, you know it's gonna plague your thoughts when you try to sleep. That ad makes me cringe harder than my deepest darkest awful memories
I think raft is like a way better version of stranded deep if you play more survival tamto. Grounded is also pretty sweet, not really similar to the water survival though lol
lol dont like eating bugs well i live in texas and a big part of the candy around here is candy coated crickets and lolipops with scorpions inside so u get used to eating ugly things real quick
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