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Tomb raider 1, a chick with two guns and loads of money
Steals artifacts for fun and she loves to shimmy shimmy
Took a trip with her and discovered lost civilization
Found and T-Rex and pushed it straight back into extinction
Tomb Raider 2, we threw a shoe
At a monk, didn’t even tell him to duck
Then this Italian dude turned into a dragon
My night alone turned into a home invasion
Once it was all over, I could finally relax
Just me, some dead dudes, and my prized artifact
Grabbed the herbal essence, hopped into the shower
But let’s get to number 3, enough with the dagger
If you’re looking at the globe, you better choose Nevada
Just chillin’ in the back of a truck chuggin’ a soda
We fought Tony the Loon, a kayak with an attitude,
A spider who was once a man who ate tomato soup
In The Last Revelation, we deserved what we got
Set off the apocalypse and endangered Jean
An old man gets possessed by a very bad dog
Was he really that mad or just chaffing from the sand
Had to trap him in a tomb, it’s where I’m presumed
To be dead, under 20 thousand tons of sand and stone
But don’t be sad, and just hang on until the next episode…
Chronicles, Chronicles put the ‘fun’ in funeral
Reminiscing over all the past things that I done been through
From Russia to Rome, demons to chrome, a catsuit
Emerged from the tomb, now we resume
Then we got accused of murdering a man in cold blood
So we went around killing every guard in Paris
Ate a bunch of chocolate, visited Prague
The dude that we played as got stabbed by a bug
Next we lost our mom, did she go to Avalon
Thought our best friend drowned, but she just turned into a goth
Shut your mouth Alister as I swing Excalibur
I only got once question, WHERE THE FRICK IS MY MOTHER
Anniversary, that was just a repeat,
I’m pretty sure Natla just really wants to kiss me
So did Larson, and look what happened to him
All my true loves are on display in my mansion
Underworld came around and our house burned down
And everything is related to the Norse somehow
But then we got a big hammer to smash a god
And shot a zombie off a cliff, rest in peace mom
A famous explorer once said 'I HATE TOMBS'
Then proceeded to raid every single one she could get into
And if she can’t get into one, she’ll make her own
Snuffing out a whole cult with just a pistol and a bow
One blonde who can’t die was already enough
But to have two, well that’s just too much, cause
In Rise, well the prize was the promise of life
Eternal, or whatever, but dad was right
Forgot about Sam way back on the island
Now my best friend is Jonah, on a world tour
Slapping Trinity from sea to sea
I’m failing to realize everything is not about me
You would think she learned her lesson back in ‘97
Stop taking strange daggers, they only cause destruction
But hey, what’s one apocalypse, let’s cause another
But this time with more family drama than a soap opera
Totec with his low-tech spear fighting Xolotl
Releasing more curses with the Mirror of Smoke
But don’t blame it on me this time, it was some other guy
And that’s all I got to say about the Guardian of Light, but yo
Guess who’s back, guess who made it out my trap
Yes, Set, and I guess he was still mad about that
But I’ve got gods on my team, Horus and Isis
And maybe after this we’ll fight the queen of Atlantis
But for now, let’s put this doggy in his pen
So we can put Osiris back together again
I’ve got his foot, his torso, his leg and his head, but um…
Can anybody lend me a hand?
All full up, I can’t carry no more
I’m not strong enough to open up a single door
Got unlimited ammo, but my health is low
And I’m still gonna wear my shorts in the snow
Yeah baby, I’m still wearing my shorts in the snow…
11 фев 2023
