Tommy Makes Rust 1000% Funnier 

“They only make the smartest guys do the dumbest work.” “Is this water? No its fuel.”

Ranboo: *breathes* Tommy: "And I took that personally."

*The word “Verjina”* Tommy: *That’s the funniest shit I ever heard*

there's so many tommyinnit quotes in this one video. "this is my thinking palace." "wilburrrr your stream looks a-okay" "stop spending time with women and start spending time _time traveling_ " "why are you screaming, ranboo?" "verjina is poggers" "age sixteen and mining rocks for an old man." "tommy's trough" "i've never been stabbed before!" "it's part of what makes me who i am" "hey wilbur, go 'if you're nothing without the trough, then you shouldn't have it.'" "sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me destroying my life's work." "well, i sure love living on mars." "why did they have to blow up the moon?" "it was for the dome!" "my seeds." "i'm toxic bitch! i'm toxic, i'm like britney spears!"

Wilbur: “I just killed a chicken” Tommy: “Are you a psychopath?” Tommy: *proceeds to kill Ranboo multiple times*

"We're like brothers!" "Don't say that, I will cry." werent you the one who made the whole family dynamic

Wilbur and Child: See a Dome Them: *We have discovered a new religion*

I LOVE HOW WILBUR HELD THE LAPTOP LIKE A BOOK AND LICKED THE “PAGE” DURING THE INTRO-

wilbur: *whispers to take the horse* *5 seconds later* tommy: RANBOOS DEAD I'VE SHANKED HIM

Tommy and Wilbur: “Minecraft is for politics and other games are for religion”

Poor ranboo all he wanted to do was ride his horse and collect resources

2020: STOP, TOMMY NOT FUNNY, NOT LAUGHING AT TOMMY, NOT FUNNY 2021: "Tommy Makes Rust 1000% Funnier"

ranboo screaming “no not agai- AAAUGHAHAGA” made my day

"Are you a psycho?" "I'm hungry." *Insert snickers sponsorship*

Alt title: Two British people threaten Ranboo in Rust ep 1

Tommy: are you a psycho? Wilbur: no I’m *H U N G R Y*

wilbur: "No dont kill him, repeat after me say "hello ranboo" tommy: "HELLO ranBoOb"

“we’re like brothers” “don’t say that i will cry”

17:24 "Age 16, mining rocks for an old man" *looks at current dsmp lore "Age 17, still mining rocks for an old man"

12:16 “HERES TOMMY!” “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING RANBOO” “IT WILL BE PAINLESS AND FAST” Im wheezing-

Wilbur: Helping Ranboo escape after tommy stole his horse Tommy: Just fucking floating on his head

No one: Tommy: "I'm toxic, I'm like bRiThAnNy SpEaRs!"

No one: Tommy: Murders ranboo and his horse while singing Hamilton songs

I wish Wilbur had continued this series, they're some of my favorite streams he's done

Ranboo: *exists* Tommy: «Oh boy, here i go killing again...» Edit: Guys, dont self promote like this, i get it you want views, i want that as well, but get it through actual content creation, not ctrl c +ctrl v your link everywhere on new videos

I love that Wilbur is chaos incarnate when he is on a team with literally anyone else, but when he's with The Child he has to be downright caregiver mode.

Tommy: trying to kill Ranboo every chance he has Wilbur: Trying to stop Tommy from killing Ranboo every chance he has Ranboo: t r a u m a t i z e d

15:20 "they get the smartest guys to do the dumbest work" 10 seconds later "can I drink this?" "Oh no it's fuel"

“I reckon if Obama met me, he’d call me an inspiration.” - TommyInnit, 2021

Wilbur: "I killed a chicken" Tommy: "Are you a psycho?" Wilbur: "No, im hungry"

15:25 tommy is the type of guy to see fuel and ask, is anyone going to drink that? and not wait for an answer

Tommy's heterosexuality reminds me how gay I sound.

No one: Tommy on a horse: I'm LiKe bRi-tTa-Ny SpEaArSsS

Tommy “We’re like brothers, We’re like brothers” Wilbur “Don’t say that I’ll cry”

I love how they just start singing Hamilton after killing Ranboo's horse. I'm a Hamilton fan.

No one Literally no one Tommy: *wHen I wAs 15 yEArS oLd I- AAAAAHHHH*

Tommy: i feel an *alarming* sense of betrayal *Wilbur turns around* Tommy's body: 🔃↗️↩➡️↪⤵️

Tommy: "They always get the smartest men to do the dumbest things" *1 Second Later* Tommy: "Can I drink this? Oh wait this is fuel"

"Wilbur we're like brothers :)" Wilbur: *proceeds to hit Tommy with an axe*

Ranboo running away mumbling: 'not again not again'

"SBI rust" aka "Bullying Ranboo for a career: the server"

Ranboo: * exists * Tommy: *peace was never an option*

Tommy: everybody makes the smartest guys do the dummest work Also Tommy: can I drink this? Oh it’s gasoline

"I just murdered a chicken" "Are you a psycho?!" "No Im hungry"

"Its fucking ranboo im killing him" WHY DOES TOMMY HATE HIM SO MUCH LMAO

Ranboo: "TOMMY YOU SHOULD BE KINDER" Tommy: "And I took that personally."

Tommy’s mamma mia references make this 10000% more hilarious 😂😂

8:47 this is so wholesome

Tommy: "Stop spending time with women and start spending time time-travelling."

ranboo sounds like he is about to cry everytime someone interacts with him the poor child lol

elodie is such a good editor. let’s all thank elodie now. thank you elodie. good job editing. you funny

Wilbur: “I just murdered a chicken.” Tommy: “Are you psycho?!” Wilbur: “No, I’m just hungry.”

RANBOO DISTANTLY SCREAMING AS TOMMY TAKES HIS HORSE AT 7:42 HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

Tommy: "Hello my friend, Ranboob!" Ranboo: *Visible discomfort*

It's a wild tommyinnit the last of his kind looking for a friend...he fails......we see him stalk his prey as wilbur walks away Tommy goes for the attack

17:18 THE SHADOW HAHAHAH

Tommy: are you a psycho? Wilbur: *no I’m hungry*

anything happens and i mean anything: tommy and wilbur's first thought: *sing hamilton*

I was eating my microwaved soup when they started singing, there is now pre-chewed noodles on the couch. Lol.

I’m crying that touched my heart WE DONT DESERVE TOMMY “MEN BAD WOMENS POGGERS” -Tommy

“I’m toxic, just like Brit-any Spears!” - TommyInnit, 2021

Wilbur: "It was a bad idea to give Tommy a gun" Hmm, yes, the floor here is made of floor

3:10 this is straight out of a cartoon with him thinking it’s his friend but it’s really the guy he wants to get

19:38 "just like iron man did to uh pEkeR pArker" (Note: I've officially reached dreams wheeze at this point)

“IM TOXIC IM TOXIC IM LIKE BRIT TANY SPEARS” - Tommy

Tommy: "We're like brothers" Wilbur: "Don't say that I'll cry"

Boomers thinking of gen z: I can't touch the book Wilbur: 1:37

“Men bad, ladies poggers” Me:🐸🍄🌻🌈 If you get it you get it....

Tommy: “I’m the smartest man in the world” *2 seconds later* “Can I drink this? Oh wait that’s fuel” Edit: wow that’s a lot of likes!

"men bad men bad, ladies poggers." - tommyinnit

At 20:05 Tommy almost sings Wilbur’s at the time unreleased song, soft boy

The vegan teacher is going to come for Tommy for killing Ranboo’s horse 😂

wilbur’s “tommy makes everything funnier” is Tommy’s “this mod is very funny” edit: wow I’ve never got this many likes before, I’m glad I was early xD

"Isn't that a sphe-" Wilbur and Tommy: *Reloads shotgun with religious intent*

Tommy: We're like brothers! Wilbur: *don't say that ill cry.*

I love Wilbur’s laugh, I simply can not express how much serotonin it gives me, it helps me not run low on it like girl in red

Ranboo: _exists_ Tommy: *So you have chosen... death.*

"mom can we watch hamilton?" "we have hamilton at home" *the hamilton we have at home:*

Ranboo was so adorable through out the whole video- like no my heart cant take that ranboo

24:00 Tommy: They always send the smartest men to do the dumb work. 5 seconds later:*Chugging Rocket fuel*

I’ve noticed Wilbur has an odd affinity for cults.

“When your back gets stabbed and your children are dead, don’t blame me.” - TommyInnit, 2021

what do you guys think wil was reading at 1:43 just with his face expression, my bet is a dnf fanfic

Wagching this in 2024 2 years later, i can safely say we all love and worship the dome

Alternative title: Ranboo gets bullied for 24 minutes and 5 seconds by a british child and an old man

Sad that they never played again :(

Tommy just bullying ranboo is just the funniest thing ever.

Ranboo: *takes a step* Tommy: So anyways, I killed him.

Nobody: Wilbur: *holding a laptop on its side like a book and flipping its "pages".*

Tommy just randomly singing hamilton songs then Wilbur just joining in is sending me

I don’t know why but this video always calms me down, I’ve watched it so many times and it’s still entertaining:)

“I’m spiritual and shit. Aummmmmmmmmmmmmmm-“ - TommyInnit, 2021

“We’re like brothers, Wilbur.” “Don’t say that, I will cry.”

"men bad, ladies poggers" THAT is going to be my senior quote

"they always get the smartest guys to do the dumbest work" *2 seconds later* "can i drink this? oh wait its fuel"

Fun Fact: If Tommy changed his name to Dead Wife-Haver, he would be the knock off brand of Corpse Husband.

Wilbur: "Tommy do you wanna live with me" Tommy: "Oh my god, I will cry"

Wilbur is one of the only people who can make a sponsor funny

Wilbur and Tommy singing Hamilton songs literally kills me 🤣🤣

Tommy: “Are you a psycho?” Wilbur: “No I’m just hungry” Mood