Too Ugly For Comedy. Bengt Washburn - Full Special

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whether you're too ugly for comedy, or just plain butt ugly, this Dry Bar comedy special from Bengt Washburn is for you! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Bengt breaks down his 26 year run as a stand up comedian, and what it means to be good looking in the business. Whether it's jokes about plastic surgery or global warming Bengt's jokes are sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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@CabinOnTheWater 4 года назад

Your material is good enough to be famous. Just tell everybody you are famous 3 times at every future show and I think it will happen soon.

@luChewy8458 3 года назад

☺☺☺

@mariedelange1269 3 года назад

If you have to tell people you're famous, then you're not famous 🤣🤣

@mariedelange1269 3 года назад

I didn't finish the video yet 🤣🤣🤣 I get it now

@abcxyz-st1zh 3 года назад

His Ted talk reference....

@roseducharme3836 3 года назад

👏👏👏👏 agreed!

@patrickgallagher9069 3 года назад

There's a saying, "You never want t I'll be a famous engineer." If an engineer is famous, it's usually because they made a mistake.

@ProducerJames91 3 года назад

....or they haven’t been hired by a government contractor....LOL

@dervakommtvonhinten517 3 года назад

thats what i thought

@thundy9124 3 года назад

@DZurV_O might be cause Miller is kind of a common surname

@jtperez657 3 года назад

that's not what I heard

@herdthistruth5962 2 года назад

I think that's called "infamous" 🤔

@mattryan2120 3 года назад

It might have taken him 23 years in comedy but he is undeniably brilliant now. (I heard it from like three other people).

@annegeeraerts1669 3 года назад

Hahahahahahaha!

@mcuembedded 3 года назад

I heard 3 times from him that you believe whatever you hear 3 times.

@DaxSass 3 года назад

Say it 2 more times.

@quickchris10 3 года назад

It's true the Millennials don't appreciate sarcasm from us Gen-Exes? I was walking thru an entryway behind a young-enough-woman-to-be-my-daughter the other day; instead of automatically holding door for me, she paused, turned, and said, ``are you coming in?'' I said, ``naw, I thought I'd stop here.'' She got defensive. ``Well, I didn't know; you could have been going out.'' Wow; weird?

@freewilly7220 3 года назад

That was extremely funny toooo me! lol

@Waldohasaskit210 3 года назад

"Why look ugly when you can look creepy?"

@LS-0420 4 года назад

"Jenga with your face" priceless 😂

@joannbowden6220 3 года назад

"There's high levels in ur stool sample so that means ur butt-ugly!" Omg, I lmao! My sides hurt now!

@jakeofalltradesmusic 3 года назад

"Oh, honey. Stupid people have no dignity." 😂

@temakong595 3 года назад

I'm being call out lol

@Aaron0911 2 года назад

They lose that when they do something stupid 😂

@cheyennesummer5167 4 года назад

A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection

@marieferriera2335 3 года назад

Yesssss...he is funny...loved him..😂💕

@brendafleming6443 3 года назад

Lol

@yurilitvinchuk7961 Год назад

@@brendafleming6443 is is

@yurilitvinchuk7961 Год назад

@@brendafleming6443 is is available

@tmoon9297 Год назад

Say it 3 times and I may believe you

@swish6754 3 года назад

This guy needs his own sitcom or the role of a significant character IN a sitcom! Great talent.

@imalrockme 3 года назад

Less annoying than Seinfeld, at least, to me.

@homodeus8713 3 года назад

Would be great.

@timg3679 2 года назад

Yes! Good idea

@NatandGeorge Год назад

He should take a couple classes in Method Acting, then find & befriend Chuck Lorre &/or those already i his corral.

@spiraljoe1273 13 дней назад

I so agree

@davidcooper9825 2 года назад

I love the line "emergency elective surgery".

@bengtwashburn8585 Год назад

I’m glad you like that line.

@Cornpop-5050 4 года назад

I laughed my mask off.

@denisekessler4371 3 года назад

Laughed your mask off lol great 🤣

@renforest 3 года назад

@@denisekessler4371 the new Internet slang - lmmo 🤗

@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 3 года назад

That's a new one, ha. BTW, have you heard David Fohe from 'Imisi?

@Cornpop-5050 3 года назад

@@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST what’s Imisi?

@Cornpop-5050 3 года назад

@@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST if you owe him money, then I’ll take it.

@ManiM-kw6jz 3 года назад

This guy is amazingly talented

@calimojogirl6199 3 года назад

...you know, for someone not famous. lol

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

His use of logic reminds me of Carlin - in a complimentary way, not a copycat way.

@heidiphillips990 3 года назад

dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.

@Bruh-pl8uz 3 года назад

@heidiphillips990 3 года назад

@@Bruh-pl8uz hi

@steveunderhill5935 3 года назад

The joke was a set up for the punch line. He’s butt ugly.

@lettheriver 2 года назад

Its made up written material. It doesn't really happen called fiction. He is just a story teller. And since you believe him means he is good.

@Thebrightestknight 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious 😂

@velociraptorplanet 4 года назад

Never heard of him

@markgrant654 4 года назад

Who are you talking about, never mind I just swallowed another spider.

@JUSTJUIC3 4 года назад

Agreed

@11FBA11 3 года назад

Very funny set.

@threetreasures7698 2 года назад

Absolutely! I laughed out LOUD! “It’s like playing Django with my face.”

@UncleTimTheHermit 3 года назад

"Is this a party or a problem?" I want that on a t-shirt.

@nancyanderson6404 3 года назад

You are so hilarious. I laughed my head off and so did your audience. You should be famous

@dumaskhan 4 года назад

He really is too good for drybar. I don't mean that as a bad thing, there are a lot of comedians that are about thee levels below him. They aren't bad either, its just that he should be more famous.

@mircat28 3 года назад

He's good but he isn't that good.

@luChewy8458 3 года назад

I agree with you.

@angelarasmussen1800 3 года назад

@@mircat28 no way... He IS that good and my favorite on dry bar!

@modsarebiggae5779 3 года назад

Dry bar is becoming a top teir comedy source so...alot of the mainstream stuff is just so Amy Schumer.

@12345678956824 3 года назад

@@modsarebiggae5779 just so Amy Schumer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@janettucker3196 3 года назад

"When I was your age, we had to wear out our own clothes."

@dallasponder3396 3 года назад

i remember cutting the knees out of my jeans then using a comb to make the threads flair out.

@tmoon9297 Год назад

Definitely the most famous Bengt Washburn I know. I told myself three times.

@yoshitheonly 3 года назад

The Asian bit was hit after hit after hit 😂😂😂😂😭💀

@brettneuberger6466 3 года назад

Oh sure….with a name like Yoshua Martinez….I’m sure you think Asian jokes are hilarious!! 😉😉

@johnveld7540 Месяц назад

He should do a show with Henry Cho

@briananderson8428 2 года назад

The best stand-up I've heard in decades. He is one of the few who can conjure up that level of energy in a room for that long. Very well done, sir!

@FistandFootMartialArts 11 месяцев назад

I don't know about that. *I've never* heard of him! ;-)

@FistandFootMartialArts 11 месяцев назад

Seriously, VERY funny guy!!!!

@mikecavazos7098 4 года назад

The dignity skit was incredibly funny and darn accurate.

@graceb7284 3 года назад

"You calling me a liar...I'm not calling you a liar, I'm calling you stupid...So your calling me stupid...well that's what I heard" 🤣🤣🤣

@lomacoffee4710 3 года назад

Bengt is genuinely hilarious. Refshingly original. Get this man a Netflix special. His brillance deserves it.

@willsommervil6141 Год назад

ASAP!!! He kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SheSmilesSlyly Год назад

Yes please 🙏

@LibraNYC4ever Год назад

His voice and short mannerisms is what does it for me. Love the explanation joke about stupid & dignity. 😂

@malkriss 24 дня назад

Netflix are you listening? Netflix are you listening? Netflix are you listening?

@nermalsturf 3 года назад

I love Bengt Washington's humor! Whenever I'm going to listen to or watch him, the thought that always crosses my mind is that I'm about to "get Bengt"!!

@brenda324 3 года назад

Cool

@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow 3 года назад

Wonder what happens when three people call him Bengt WASHINGTON instead of his real name?

@louisfkoorts5590 3 года назад

@Twiddle Dum I wonder... If I say, "Gee man, I believe this guy is called Washington." Will at least 3 people believe he is George Washington? I mean, won't that make him kind of famous? 🤭

@JadeDragon407 2 года назад

@@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow LOL! George will just have to go ahead and admit that's his 7× grandkid, because that's the word on the world wide spiderweb

@LibraNYC4ever Год назад

That’s what his special should be called! “GET BENGT!”

@sdsurfgirl60 2 года назад

I am on a Christmas binge. You're material has me laughing so hard my family keeps coming in to see why. You have a huge crowd watching you on my phone. Technically, we're all binging now.

@bengtwashburn8585 2 года назад

Glad you are enjoying it!

@tbh5207 Год назад

I have not laughed this hard in ages! I listen to a lot of comedians but you have a combo gift of material, hilarious facial expressions and vocals...Thank you!

@bengtwashburn8585 Год назад

Thank you!

@bobdobolina6446 4 года назад

Hilarious this guy always kills it

@lucyyoung9406 3 года назад

Great show. Finally a talented comedian with class. Hilarious without bad language, clean comedy. Thanks.

@livenotonevil8279 3 года назад

He's pretty clever. Did you notice him make a reference to his ex-wife remarking on his inability to stand erect even in a pup tent!

@tylerpond1229 3 года назад

Seen him live twice. One of my all time favorites.

@imalrockme 3 года назад

Wow!!

@calimojogirl6199 3 года назад

Those were the good ol' days. Now, this is seeing him "live." :(

@Ultimita01 2 года назад

@@calimojogirl6199 only temp. Live is live again lol

@colemanadamson5943 3 года назад

Butt ugly part of the set - That was a great joke! The whole plastic surgery joke.... well done. You want to be famous? Just take the "g" out of your name. Trust me, it will work. I'm serious. This is my 3rd edit.....this guy is a great comic. Fabulous. The more I hear him, the more fabulously funny he is. Very well done sir.

@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 3 года назад

The g in his name IS a part of his career puns.

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

Yeah, I will definitely be watching this at least one more time.

@markgrant654 4 года назад

As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.

@treborironwolfe978 3 года назад

I concur, lol. Favorite expression of the month: "ironic poverty".

@TheSuperappelflap 3 года назад

@@treborironwolfe978 ive been doing ironic poverty for about 10 years now. i have 2 pairs of pants that dont have holes in them. i'll be able to buy a house soon.

@jenynz5334 2 года назад

I definitely live in the Spider Belt 😂😳🙊

@jakegingrich7214 4 года назад

Knowing it's a joke, I laughed very hard at his Asian jokes lolol. Not racist at all.

@hagif.4590 3 года назад

I love this guy. He is so funny and witty. Saw some interviews with him and he's smart and down to earth guy. Thank you Bengt !

@lordoftheflings 2 года назад

Bengt is a good comedian. Good comedy is HARRRD to write and perform and he consistently delivers the laughs with sophisticated comedy.

@KowboyUSA 4 года назад

This guy's really funny! 😂

@heidi681 4 года назад

Wow Bengt, you are really good, my cheeks hurt from laughing!😁😄😆 I never heard of you before, but now i will never forget you. Going in my fav list and subscribing to your channel if you're made one. If you get to my area after covid19, definately bringing friends to your show!!! ❤ P.S. Thank You 😊

@jenniferlouis7832 3 года назад

"WE WERE ALL SWIGGLERS!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thatsmypurseidontknowyou4797 3 года назад

" WE SWIGGLED! "

@jenynz5334 2 года назад

Lol I might be swiggling right now 😳🤯

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

@@jenynz5334 "I might be swiggling right now" - great tshirt quote. He should sell them.

@nicolerichardson8821 Год назад

i love that bit. the word itself is dang funny and the way he speaks...😂

@MaynardGKrebbs Год назад

I've watched this a billion times and still cracks me up

@bengtwashburn8585 Год назад

Thank you!

@awesumpowerz6805 3 года назад

Love This Guy!!! He's Hilarious!!! Would definitely see him in person!!!

@videoloji01 3 года назад

This guy definitely deserves to be famous.

@RTAV108 2 года назад

He is an intelligent person. I can listen to him in lecture room for hours. A very different kind of comedy he has..

@LibraNYC4ever Год назад

Pre destroyed mauled pants!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BlueberryFundip 4 года назад

He's hot for an old guy

@Milfuelle100 3 года назад

Let alone a grandpa!

@delronmackay1473 3 года назад

What makes a person handsome can u point out the dots

@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 года назад

I'm old So, he's uh, just plain Hot.

@mangafq8 3 года назад

He's really not THAT old. I mean what is old? 80?

@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 года назад

@@mangafq8 H i~ In college 50 60 and 70 were all the same: 0-L-D. Now 50 is young.

@theafrican3752 3 года назад

Congratulation Bengt. The 23 years you put into this are fruiting now. Your sets on RU-vid are exceptionally hilarious.

@childoftheeternalking2041 Год назад

He said he was doing comedy 26 years.

@tmoon9297 Год назад

@@childoftheeternalking2041 ah but did you hear it 3 times?

@cchikamba 5 месяцев назад

@@tmoon9297😂😂😂

@vq2vx 3 года назад

"it's like there's an airhorn somewhere, & you're the only one that can hear it" 😂 Brava!

@adriannenash9852 3 года назад

Shredded pants are still in fashion; my granddaughter wore them to a family wedding recently! Unbelievable!

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

Nasty! And she probably thought she looked nice, not like when I was a punk rocker with holey clothes - the attitude was intentional.

@Sithreis 3 года назад

'butt ugly' very clever

@jenniferriggins9918 3 года назад

I can remember destroying my wranglers from Goodwill w/scissors, steak knives & bleach to look like Madonna in the 80s & Courtney Love in the 90s...Crazy

@arkaniaknight6268 3 года назад

I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.

@TheFrenchPug 4 года назад

Saving to my favorites!

@KowboyUSA 4 года назад

Same here!

@ACJacksongoingoneup 3 года назад

"We where all SWIGGLERS!!" 😂🤣😆

@resawhit2478 4 года назад

Hahaha, oh no! 🤣🤣 Not butt ugly!

@1umbreon4life 3 года назад

"You're too stupid." "What do you mean?" "Remember earlier when you said you didn't take math? That's the problem." Having tutored math for almost 6 years, I can say with absolute certainty that plenty of stupid people have not only taken, but passed math.

@Nehji_Hann 3 года назад

lol yeah Qualifications of being stupid: - - - -

@simonedegroot905 3 года назад

As a stupid person trying to pass math, I just wanna say that we're probably just as surprised as you were lol

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@josephrbarton 3 года назад

2nd hand 3rd world clothing. Ironic poverty 😄

@122Music1 3 года назад

Clever, funny guy. Well done set. Kudos. Not one vulgarity. Great material

@Brngrojoy5315 3 года назад

Yay!!!@ no vulgarity.

@simonedegroot905 3 года назад

I mean This is Drybar

@shelbygreen5132 3 года назад

Drybar doesn't allow vulgarity. It's a. Christian comedy venue

@emeraIdhaze Год назад

Actually, he used the word “stupid” several times

@LibraNYC4ever Год назад

Absolutely when you get rid of the vulgar words you really have to come up with great material. That was a little racist but accurate! 😅

@MHCSVNA 2 года назад

WHAT A FANTASTIC SET!!! I think it's one of the best I've seen ...if not THE best. He's gonna be famous...He's gonna be famous...He's definitely gonna be famous

@youichiminagawa2554 3 года назад

A famous plastic surgeon in my country's slogan is "It's not your fault if you were born ugly. But if you die ugly, it's all on you". And true to her word, her facial muscles can now barely move because of botox. It's all on her all right. ;)

@AneriGS 3 года назад

I can't breathe 😭🤣

@TechWiz1983 3 года назад

Love him, well deserved achievement after all these years of not giving up. Thank you for the laughter.

@elisen9784 3 года назад

This guy's funny. Or maybe I just think that because he told me at least three times.

@Anniecat1 8 месяцев назад

Everything about him is brilliant! His voice, tone, timing, material....perfection & hilarious!! 😅

@MamaTtoB-P 3 года назад

Oh my gosh Bengt is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ohillbilly 3 года назад

Still funny!!! Glad he's back for another showing!

@mysticswalk3086 3 года назад

We love you comics even more during this season of lock down, thanks very much!

@russelltrujillo3557 8 месяцев назад

Been a fan of Bengt for years! Introduced him to my kids and they still like him. Now grandkids are watching him!

@greyeye5345 3 года назад

Loved it! Extremely witty. I could see him in sitcom.

@denisestinnett4414 Год назад

Many years ago it was also popular to wear torn up jeans. My sister and I took our new jeans and tied rocks up in the legs and pockets, then proceeded to drag them behind our bikes. Our mom went ballistic when she saw we had completely ruined our new jeans. 😬

@TheTechWizard-nr6qh 3 года назад

This guy was amazing.

@eddietucker3334 3 года назад

I hope this video kicks you into fame and fortune. Funny, funny stuff. And clean!

@luChewy8458 3 года назад

So darn funny. No swearing remember? ☺😁🙋‍♀️🐱💜🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

@tylerprince5532 3 года назад

A rare time RU-vid recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively

@RMBlake007 3 года назад

He did another session on Dry Bar...you should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!

@Robsan40 3 года назад

If he gets a thousand more likes, he'll finally be famous. Well that's what I heard. 3 times.

@irynpatience 2 года назад

This guy is hilarious, I enjoyed every bit of his comedy. I'm an idiot myself

@ancientmingyu0604 4 года назад

I love him 😂😂😂😂

@treborironwolfe978 3 года назад

*Fun Fact:* Many varieties of tarantulas can easily fit into spaces the size of a humans mouth. Sweet dreams :D

@ggundercover3681 3 года назад

I hate you

@jenynz5334 2 года назад

😳🙊

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@Sir.K2 3 года назад

This is I call it comedy 😂

@lorenzovonmatterhorn7402 3 года назад

This guy killed it soo many times i was like NICEE :D

@herdthistruth5962 2 года назад

How comedians keep people laughing that long amazes me 🤯👍

@billiee376 Год назад

3 drink minimum

@PhillyGirl2233 3 года назад

You are extremely funny!!

@gonebamboo4116 3 года назад

Brilliant guy

@michelinecomeau3257 4 года назад

This guy is FUNNY!!! .... what’s his name again? 😂

@rosesummers5075 3 года назад

Thank you Washburn You are a great comedian. Love this one all day long.

@SilencioG 3 года назад

Why, thank you!

@scottbohe7047 3 года назад

I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!

@reset-xs9ql 3 года назад

kinda "Johnny Carsonish" in the look and timing.. and that's a compliment ..

@SilencioG 3 года назад

Thank you! I love Johnny Carson.

@ezras7997 4 года назад

“There’s a premium on youth, isn’t there?” Oof, ouch, that’s a hot burn. The rest is pretty funny too.

@mandy747c 2 года назад

100% hilarious from start to finish.🤣 By the way, I’m Asian, and sometimes I can’t even tell us Asians apart. 😂

@bengtwashburn8585 2 года назад

Ha! I have a long time friend from China who says the same thing.

@TheThingattheEndoftheBook 3 года назад

At least it was a tent and not IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

@marshwetland3808 2 года назад

😂😂😂 For sure. Never such a cliche, for Bengt. So many surprises, including no gender cliches/sexism.

@101elesdee 3 года назад

I really enjoyed it.

@40stefanie 3 года назад

Asians...Had to laugh. Added this to my funny list. Dude, get a manager in LA to get into acting!

@ronharmsen8466 2 года назад

Bengt Washburn, that was a brilliant set! Bravo, Bengt Washburn. 👏👏 The ironic poverty and all *** tvs look alike were big crowd pleasers. Cant wait to hear more from Bengt Washburn. 🤣😂🤗

@SilencioG 2 года назад

Thanks Ron!

@jonathanallard2128 3 года назад

Is he secretly a Liquid Tension Experiment fan? He talks of Paradigm Shift and Acid Rain.

@dianedonohue9855 3 года назад

You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍

@SilencioG 3 года назад

Thanks Diane!

@kellyganey5032 3 года назад

Sir, you absolutely are NOT "butt ugly". LOLOLOL In fact, you are quite handsome to be honest, not to mention, one of the very funniest comics I've ever heard! In addition, I'm very impressed that you are able to not only CAPTURE, but to very easily HOLD the attention of your audience without a single vulgarity. That's very unusual (but REFRESHING) nowadays. Great set!! Kudos!!

@SilencioG 3 года назад

Thank you!