Man Ray: "Aren't you... Patrick Star?" Patrick: "Yup." Man Ray: And this is your I.D.?" Patrick: "Yup" Man Ray"I found this I.D. in this wallet, and if that's the case, then this must be *_your_* wallet." Patrick: "That makes sense to me." Man Ray: "So take it." Patrick: "It's not my wallet." Man Ray: *TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES*
ManRay: Excuse me sir. You seem to be struggling with that heavy box. May i be of assist..... Patrick Drops Box ManRay: What's in the box? Patrick: My Wallets.
I honestly thought Patrick had a good idea to get rid of the paint on the first dollar. But once he smashed the computer on the painted first dollar it shocked me and I cracked up so much and made me love Patrick even more.
Patrick: It's called the ugly barnacle SpongeBob: *:D* Patrick: there once was an ugly barnacle, it was so everyone died the end SpongeBob: That didn't help at all
King Neptune: Bring me back my Crown in 10 days. Patrick: He can do it in 9! King Neptune: 8! Patrick: 7! King Neptune 6! **SpongeBob and Mr Krabs tackle Patrick** Neptune: 6 days it is **Mr. Krabs choking Patrick** Patrick: Fiiivvve. SpongeBob: Patrick shhhh.
RIP Stephen Hillenburg (1961-2018) Thank you for making beloved and memorable characters on spongebob squarepants also thank you so much for giving us childhood Rest In Piece 💛💛💛
Customer: "Is this the Krusty Krab?" Patrick: "No this is Patrick!" /hangs up phone/ "I am not a Krusty Krab!" Spongebob: "Uh Patrick, The Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant." Patrick: "Oh barnacles!" And we can't forget: Patrick: "Are you Squidward?" Random squid lady: "No." /2 seconds later/ Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?" /turns to fire hydrant/ "How about you? Are you Squidward?" Fire hydrant: "__" Patrick: "That's okay. Take your time."
There's an episode where spongebob and Patrick are planning to party and go crazy. Spongebob asks "Patrick, are you ready to get crazy tonight?!!!" To which Patrick responds, "I'M ALREADY HEARONG VOICES!" It is still one of the best jokes from Patrick star ive ever heard.
Terrified Patrick: OH! SPONGEBOB, TICKLE HIM! Uh! Ah! Ah! Manray after SpongeBob starts it up: heh ha, ha, AH! It tickles but it's WORTH IT! Her, heh Patrick as Manray's slamming him: uh! Ah! Oh!
In the sandboarding scene, how could you not include the part where after Spongebob hits the ground and Sandy says, "Oh that has to hurt." Patrick says, "Do it again, I wasn't looking"
fat memer caller: is this the Krusty krab? Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK! Hangs up Patrick: I am not a Krusty krab SpongeBob: Patrick they where asking about the restaurant. Patrick:...... ...... ....... FISH PASTE!
When I was a kid, I thought the concept of only having a penny, chip, and used napkin as friends was unrealistic. Then I realized that's just adulthood.
Squidward: Patrick could you not be so close you’re making me claustrophobic Patrick: What’s that mean Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus Squidward: No it doesn’t Patrick: Ho Ho Ho *laughs* Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him
Thank you for explaining all the jokes and narrating over all the funny parts. That is exactly what I wanted to hear when I clicked on "Top 10 Hilarious Patrick Star Moments".
You should of added were Patrick and sponge bob r raising a baby clam and Patrick says I wanna be the mom and sponge bob goes I don’t think u can be the mom Patrick casue u never were a shirt and Patrick goes ur right if u was a mom this would be kinda shocking and Patrick Screams JUST CALL ME DADDY
