Top 15 Rides at Parc Asterix 

Disneyland Paris: we can’t build a splash mountain due to Paris weather Parc Asterix: ok, we need two log flumes and two rapids

The boats on Mehnir Express aren’t logs, they’re menhirs as the name implies. They’re basically big pointy rocks that Obelix often carries on his back in the comics.

1:25 from the comics you know you should never call Obelix fat or he will make steak tartar out of you.

Obelix is not fat! At least don’t tell him that personally or he’ll slap you into the sky

There’s supposed to be another preshow in the madhouse where Cesar himself greets you and stuff, but unfortunately the park doesn’t seem to care enough about that attraction.I think you can consider yourself lucky that you experienced the two other preshows.

Went to the park yesterday. Toutatis, Tonnerre 2 Zeus and Oziris are great. Toutatis jumped into my top 5. Tonnerre likely would have if it was running with the backward last row 😢 Oziris beats Batman the Ride SFGA and Great Bear by a wide margin. Agree that Goudurix, while rough, is tolerable. Like Skyrush’s old restraints, I feel the complaints were overblown. Trace was ok. Skipped Pegase as the wait was nearly a hour. Great views from the skybar and didn’t ride any other non coasters. Overall, would recommend the park and will visit again during my next trip to Paris. Keep up the good work Canobie

Love the Asterix books. Love your pronunciation of the rides as well 😂 thank you or should I say merci

1:26 OBELIX ISN’T FAT HE JUST HAS HEAVY BONES. That is at least what he claims himself

My top 10 at this park: 1. Toutatis my no.1 coaster I’ve ever ridden, absolute 10/10 2. Tonnerre Deux Zeus (backwards) My goodness this is wild, how did engineering come to this lol 3. Oziris Unfortunately wasn’t able to get front row on it, but still a great ride in the middle of the train, looks stunning off-ride as well 4. Pegasé Express Best family coaster I’ve ever ridden, incredible 5. Tonnerre Deux Zeus Forwards quite disappointing and bumpy 6. Romelus et Rapidis Good rapids that can get you quite wet and has some great interaction with Pegasé Express 7. Goudurix As you said, tracking is mostly tolerable and it’s a quite well designed layout 8. Le Vol Di’Care I found it tolerable and fun, also the queue was very well themed 9. La Tracé Du Hourra still not a fan of the vibrations on Mack’s bobsleds 10. Menhir Express would be great if I wouldn’t slam my knees into the sides of the flume every time it turned Note that I missed out on the boat ride and madhouse mentioned here, as I didn’t know they existed at the time of my visit, I bet that both would’ve had a good shot at making the top 10.

love the video! do you plan on doing a review for this park?

Nice countdown 👌

Please do a top 25 favorite coasters in France. I’d love to see you do that.

Will tou have a review of Pegasus Express? I'd love to know if you prefer that or Firechaser Express at Dollywood more.

7:41 that zero g roll looks like something straight out of planet coaster

Canobie Coaster, what would you rate Tonnerre 2 Zeus, Goudurix, Trace du Hourra, and Vol d'Icare?

Yaaaaay! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷❤️❤️❤️

Imagine riding again a coaster that Canobie Coaster would say: Much of the ride is a tame family coaster, but the finale is painful. The brakes bring the train to a full and jarring stop. If I ask you, do you like, do you not like or do you hate the finale and brake stops?

I like how Tonnerre "2" Zeus is number "2" on the list lmao.

Imagine trying to ride all rides at this park again, including Vol d'Icare. What would you think?

Is it open in December?

Interesting top 15 since I don't have the same at all 😂 (except for some attractions). Like, Grand Splatch look so low down (nearly in the top 5 for me). Moreover, I can understand the placement for Défi de César with all the scenes but now without and some Screen issues, it's certainly one of the worst in the park 😬 Btw I'd like to see where you put OG TDZ (before retracking)

"Obelix is a fat man" Famous last words

I gotta go there

Actually the preshow of le Défi de César doesn't exist anymore... You could also include Attention Menhir which is a fun 4D Theater with a cool story (but only in french, sorry), and Nationale 7 (which will sadly close at the end of the Halloween Season),, the local old cars ride with a lot of fun french references ! But man how could you rank Goudurix before Pégase 😢

If I ask you: Do you think all coasters at Parc Asterix are tolerable for you? Canobie Coaster would say: I like those rides and coasters except...

This park is great but it definitely needs more big flat rides

Is the water in slide that filthy?

Was it really a surprise toutatis was number one it’s the best ride there

Sit in his butt, haha, thats a good one. Dont see that everyday. Hilarious. This is a great park. All the coasters and rides look cool. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

1:26 Obelix Is Not Fat

Defi de Cesar isn't the same today unfortunately, the park removed all of the preshows and half of the screens doesn't work. What was a fun Mad House became the worst ride in the park in my opinion

hearing you say "nuts" is so weird