Top 20 Best Lines in Game of Thrones 

That ad chapter's name though!

I don't think I've ever cracked up at an ad so much

What about “by what right does the wolf judge the lion?”

Oi, that Elder Scrolls Music was pretty cool too hear in this

A wetstone is a stone which got wet. A whetstone is used to sharpen a blade....

😂 best line of the show

Great, great line lol.....I laugh my ass off every single time.....

My personal fav is: "What the fuck's a Lommy?"

Pretty much everything the Hound says is gold

i think back to this line every time someone says the name of their sword

I dOn'T wAnT iT!

cringe

@@CyanJimbo "somehow, Palpatine returned" Oh wait, wrong franchise

Dude yes

@@ivanrenic4243 Oh, you mean: "While Dany kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's forces..."

i can't believe he didn't include that, "the north remembers"

A straight CLASSIC

Alot of backstory to that, should have been a honorable mention at least.

Quoting her father. Such poetic justice

@@briank3692 Yeah this is one of the best lines in the entire show, but he hates season 7, so he propably just ingored that.

favvvvvvvvvvvv

I loved this one

Aemon is the most underrated character imo, literally every scene is proper insightful and he always drops bangers, and it makes it all the more better when u realise he turned down the iron throne and could’ve still been sitting on it

wonderful response

I fucking love Robert lol

@@frozenandchosen the best king of Westeros How could I forget “start the damn joust before I piss myself” 🤣

@@jman7319 honestly lmao it really goes to show how shit of a king everyone else was that it made Robert look good by comparison

so awesome

I forgot about this line. Yes, good pick

True. That is a top 10 line

Exactly. It is a spectacular line in the first chapter of the books. Love it. Remember it all the time.

Hound raping the corpse should be excluded. This line is pure GOLD

Eh, while true and in character, that's such a cliche line and sentiment. Hard to make a best line list when it's the moral lesson in every other children's story and fortune cookie

Well it’s a pretty obvious statement I think that’s why it wasn’t chosen

Davos is the king of spitting facts.

@@coolremedy6969 I think this line was directly lifted from, 'Le temps detruit tout'.

Damn! this just reminded me of my exams. Gotta go. Enough youtube for today.

Elite

Sorry but that line reeks of Dan and David attempting to sound clever and just sounding crude.

Lol after that Jaime really said "So you have chosen... Death"

"Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued queen of thorns" "And the famous tart, queen Cersei"

That whole scene is the one shining moment of quality in the last 2 seasons. It's like D&D traveled back to season 4 for just a few moments

sHeS MuH QuEeN

i DuNt wAnT iT

I never cared for them

I aM tHe MaN wHo KillEd JaMeY LaNeStEr

Why do you think I came all this way🙂

underrated as fuck

They should make a 'Best Insults in GOT' list and this one should win

Reminds me of this Dostoevsky line "To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's."

I just noticed mance and I have a lot in common with that qoute.

My number 1.

This

Love that line. Cracks me up every time 😂

This entire video could just be "The 20 Greatest Lines By Bronn Alone in Game of Thrones" because he has so many... Jaime: "We can't defeat her, we can't defeat 3 dragons. I've got to tell Cersei." Bronn: "You might as well jump right back in that lake."

She had a few good passive aggressive moments for sure. “I will pray for your safe return, my lord.” “You will?” “Just as I pray for the king’s”.

@@lindsay9838 that one's awesome 🙌🙌

I had forgotten that one🤣

After being beaten and stripped: "I am loyal to King Joffrey, my one true love". With a complete straight face.

@@lindsay9838 damn

Well remembered, a great line that symbolizes Ned's early tough life.

excellent

Still the realest line in fiction. Don't @me

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no idea how this line didnt make the list

just show how selfish he is

It is easy to sacrifice others when you are not the one being sacrificed

Lmao he is leading the army and he is the prime target of enemy. He put his life in that not like joffrey. Are those 2 comments above me even watch the show?

"Character development"

🤣

🙄 that whole storyline about Bronn and the Lannister brothers became so annoying.

Jorah has a couple dialogue gems and my favorite action scene is him in the arena

and it's preceded by one of my favorites "There's a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand"

Yeah that entire scene on the walk of punishment is one of my all-time favorites. I think it also has "Is it 'we' already, Ser Barristan?" and "But he was NOT the last dragon." And the scene is actually important, because it represents a fork in the road for Dany, and both knights make good points and counterpoints.

Isn't this only in the books? Saw it a few weeks ago

@@inari3298 I recall seeing Jorah say this, I just don’t remember what season or episode.

this one is insane. It was impactful as soon as he said it

@@noone-gf5op i can hear him saying this and it actually explain what he has been doing since the start

weaponised anxiety...

This line loses all its credibility due to the fact that Littlefinger (one of the smartest characters in the show) got outsmarted by Arya and Sansa. And it wasn't even a particularly clever plan by them. In fact it was fairly predictable that they were pretending to be at odds with each other when in fact they were just trying to play Baelish. Not to mention the whole giving the dagger to Bran thing which was just unbelievably stupid. Such a shame considering Baelish is probably one of my top 8 characters and his dialogue is usually so powerful and riveting.

Tywin to Cersei: "I don't distrust you because you're a woman, I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are"

SAME

Not only myopic, but also nonsensical. "Power is power" has 0 explanatory capability.

And that turn where she drops the "good girl" act and catches the High Sparrow off guard is such a good character moment in general, regardless of the dialogue.

And it shows how stupid Cersei is as well… this was a bad move on her part, seemingly getting rid of all her enemies looked good at the time but really this made unneeded enemies and on top of that she declared war on Dorne and on the Tyrells- a war that wasn’t needed and I haven’t finished the series yet, I just got finished with season six and maybe she’ll win those wars! But it was seemingly all for nothing because I know Daenerys is coming over with SHIPS and DRAGONS. Cersei couldn’t win then.

@@V1nce_man To be honest I dont think there really is any point in discussing it. We all know that the sept explosion should have had actual consequences, meanwhile the only consequence cersei got was being crowned. The actual scene and build up was very well done but the writing on the other hand? Yeeeah

@@phobics9498 There should’ve been fucking riots in the streets! How the hell did she get off THAT easily?!

@@V1nce_man right! Those riots destroyed Targaryen Dragons and their current government.

still crying cuz i wanted tywin see fully trained arya killing him and revealing her identity

​@@blacknoodles1103fully trained? You mean where she did stuff with a stick with syrio for a few months and then stabs helpless people with sandor, and then gets her ass kicked against the waif? Ooh she most be scary

​@@niranjanrajesh1058 She killed the waif there buddy. Arya is alive and well and she's dead an gone. End. Of. Discussion. Bye!

@ShadowFiend_25 lol yea, that shitty moment when she closed her eyes and randomly swung the blade? Yea she sure killed the waif

@@niranjanrajesh1058 she didn't randomly swing Needle, she cut the candle to make it dark and since she's been blind before....a...b...c...like, do the math! You don't need me to explain it for you. You're smart!

This definitely should’ve been on the list!

and "it was your mercy that killed the king"

Amazing line and analysis, but that phrase in Japan means a totally different thing. It’s basically commentary on their collectivist society views compared to western nations individualist ones.

In Romania: The head that's held high gets cut off by the sabre.

In Turkey you saying: there's a great smoke on big mountain

That is a good line. Edit: What was I thinking? That is a _great_ line 🏆

I was fookin legend

​@@oathbreaker6150 i wuz a fooking legind in gin alley....a fookin legind

Ayanokoji approves.

Where is this in the show? I dont remember it

Exactly

That is one of my favourite chapters from the books

@@darshakgandhi6411 Yet that line wasn't actually in the book.

Also there when lord Varys says.....'why does nobody trust a eunuch?' Made me lol

Great line

based mance

Respect👑👑👑💎💎💎

“All the same, we don’t kneel.”

My fav line

I like stats, so thanks for this.

Thank you for this, I was wondering if anyone had.

Ayup, that seems about right

nice username, you got me for 0.5 second

Wonderful data analysis exercise!

"A moment of chaos affords opportunities lost soon after" Tywin: no shit pal Tywin was running Westeros as the Hand while Littlefinger was still thirsting for Catelyn as a ward. A perfect example of this is when Joffrey gets murdered, and Tywin uses the situation to get Jaime back as his heir, get into the ear of Tommen, and get Tyrion out of his way. Well almost, before the whole crossbow thing

​@@stevendchuNot to mention, if it had all gone to plan, he'd have built an alliance with Dorne and strengthened his relationship with the Tyrrells

I LOVE that scene as well!

CLEARLY the best Hound line, he was trippin in this vid 😂

Also actually uses a metaphor as a threat. Best Hound line.

That should be put on the cover of every cook book.

i fucking love this one

I was looking for this one! One of my favorite scenes and characters in the entire series.

Agreed

Indeed! Robb has some great lines too, another is when he confronts Greatjon in S1.

That whole scene was badass (apart from the fact there were 2 dead little boys in the room). The northerners were true warriors. I love when Blackfish (who is huge) punches tf out of Karstark (who is huge) and Karstark lands on his knee and looks up with that smile. “Aye, he’s gonna give me a scoldin’ before he sets me free. That’s how our king in the north deals with treason. Or should I call him…the king who *lost* the north”

tell Lord Tywin winter is coming for him, 20000 northerners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold

Robb had so many. Robb: " I sent a lot of men to their deaths today." Theon: "They will sing songs of their sacrifice." Robb: "And the dead won't hear it."

Easily one of the best lines in season 5. If I do top 3 lines from each season that will probably make it

@@SupercutsDelight stannis the mannis demands you do

@@SupercutsDelight And also his dialogue with Ser Chaddos on his ship

Stannis the only true King

chad lines remind me of Chad Summerchild.. "my toilet is the death of doody.. doody is the death of my toilet"

The Tyrion one! I cackled when he said it to Joffrey.

Stannis: SHINZOO WO SASAGEYO!! wait wrong character.

Hundreds will die! ...thousands

@@rebashley right and didn’t he die right after that?

It is in the series, Sansa says it to Arya in season 7 episode 7 when they were standing on the wall of winterfell

Basically the power of friendship.

@@possummagic3571 i think on this case, it's more about family!

Ned says it in the books i believe

The thing is that the Starks only die when they are together... And survive isolated.

Same.. I feel sorry for anyone named Dickon

Lmao same

Yeah, to have *no* lines from Oberyn?

My favourite scene in the show for sure!

That line he easy top 3, i jumped on the sofa when i heard it.

It also connects to the Lannister saying "A Lannister always pays his debt". Very great line.

Did the hound say that?

@@hahahahahahahh9830 No, Tyrion Lannister i believe

@@hahahahahahahh9830 Tyrion

@@hahahahahahahh9830 The Hound: F*ck the King

Agree so much i was looking for this comment

That convo is so good and so well done.

That whole scene was a masterpiece and both actors did incredibly

How can you tell a baby has dwarfism? Or was the “monster” that he had one green and one black eye?

@@Ballin4Vengeance dwarfism present early in the size of the head compared to the body and the length of arms and legs. It’s pretty clear in human babies

“He did” *calmly pointing a fully armored dead knight who fought with honor*

agreed. one of my favorites.

Crazy breastfeeding lady is lysa arryn

RIP Vardis Eagon

@@_Tizoc_ he thought he could end Ser Bron of the blackwater with a single swing of a sword

Let em cut video for best monologue and it’s top #1 fasho 1009

Otherwise.

@@pimespo ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

I’m a bigger fan of ‘they make you swear and swear’. It’s the moment Jamie became my favorite character.

Exactly this is good

Yes! The cake line is so good

This line is even better in the book where he says: "Here, boy. Melt it down and add it to the others, if you like. It will do you more good than the swords in the hands of these five. Perhaps Lord Stannis will chance to sit on it when he takes your throne."

The obsession you lot have with Selmy is so embarrassing, get over it

This line gives me goosebumps

"I'm a knight, I shall die a knight!"

It was season 6 actually. The finale episode.

@@KungaMatata You're right, thx.

Darth sidious?

yes! and all thats happening during the speech is fenomenal

That scene hits me right in the feels every time I see it. Its so good

That's surprisingly the most romantic line by the most unromantic charakter.

Yeah, that would be my #1 line, judging lines independently like this video did. While it is a personal line, there is quite the heavy subtext. Also nicely mirrors the story the Night's Watch recruiter tells Arya. Futility of revenge is quite the central theme in the show.

Yesssss I love this one

It’s not very profound but okay…

I love how he emphasizes how many men will die for him, as he climbs down into the landing boat to lead from the front.

COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY

*fewer*

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

It’s very symbolic…of later GoT

Still not as good as "She ... is mah queen" and "I don't want it". Oh and don't forget the one that sums up the last seasons: "Maybe it really is all cocks in the end."

@@asterixobelix20 I have to say the best line is "you want a good girl, but you need a bad pussai". It's so poetic

Honestly its a bit of a mindfuk if they seriously wanted to do that to jamie... That would give way to amazing writing. That means what he told Brienne was a lie; potentially what jamie "claimed" the mad king said to him would also be a lie....

What do you mean?! Cersei obviously was the main antagonist all along, with the small fry Night King dying in Episode 3...

@@Betrunkenes.Huhn. literally haven't watched the rest of the final season after the Night King dies so pathetically easy after barely doing any damage. Would have been so much better if the Night King actually nearly consumed the world, instead he barely did anything. I think some regular human factions were more of a threat than him, it is so fucking sad man.

To me it worked simply as a reminder of the season of winter, rather than the white walkers, specifically. Sort of like, "Celebrate and enjoy the good times as much as you can, but always keep in mind and be prepared for the inevitable hard times."

Another reason I like this quote is because it's the only of the big houses mottos that isn't boasting itself

@@StevenGarcia-im8rr Right, that’s kinda like the “everyday” interpretation; white walkers is the “main plot” interpretation, if you catch my meaning

All of that is in the show as well, lol.

​@@Polo-wk7zlit's really not, Little Finger is a different character in the books

@@jpas2614 Do you know how to read? In the show he did set the war of the five kings into motion by killing Jon Arryn with Lysa Arryn. The original commentator says that “For those who haven’t read the books” implying that if you hadn’t read the books, you wouldn’t know that that happened, despite it featuring prominently in the show.

@@Polo-wk7zl Again, the book Little Finger and Show Little Finger are not the same character, for example in the book it's heavily implied Little Finger is a faceless man.

@@jpas2614 No, it isn’t. And there’s no point in them including all of that as reasons why littlefinger is so dangerous that “those who haven’t read the books wouldn’t know”, because that’s all also in the show. Are you so dense that you can read something and completely ignore what was said? Also, all of what you said is completely irrelevant to the original comment.

I was looking for this comment

Varus is gendry confirmef

I honestly never understood why Robert acted so shocked to hear that. Maybe I'm thinking too straight forward about it.

​@@StevenGarcia-im8rr I don't think he was acting. I haven't read the books so I don't know how many people knew how insane the mad king really was. I assume it may not have been well known that he was planning to torch the entire city rather than let it fall to outsiders. The gossip at the time might have been that he killed the king out of cowardice to save himself or had been told to do so by his father when the rebels came knocking down the door. So when Robert asks him about the mad kings death trying to shame Jaime for being a kingslayer and gets this straight face answer, it may have shocked him. He saw all Lannisters as overlyprideful with their blonde hair and smug satisfied faces. He had probably wondered what lead a Lannister to do something so dishonourable as to kill his own king and break his oath. I think that's why he was left speechless. He had never thought that a prideful lion could set aside his pride and stain his honour without any personal gain, just because it was the right thing to do.

That's not how you use quotation marks. You use them for part of the dialogue when clearly more of it is dialogue. That's not it man.

@@Zwijger that’s crazy

That's probably the best piece of dialogue in GOT, that scene is a masterpiece, and the last line is delivered perfectly followed by Robert's eyes that tell all the story.

Jaime like Tyrion is such interesting characters because they start to behave according to how people view them "the imp" and "kingslayer" even though they are more underneath

yessss its one of my favorite scenes ever

@@joeschmoe3665 Jamie did 360 in the end. They made Tyrion completely dumb.

@@aravindsanjeev4150 180. If I did a 360 I'd go completely around and end up back where I started. Trust me.

The best quote of the entire seriez

I recognized it almost instantly it was a little distracting to me since I love the game so much

Or when he uses Witcher 3 music

I knew i wasn't the only one recognizing that Masterpiece music

Tyrion in season 4: I WISH I WAS THE MONSTER YOU THINK I AM Tyrion in season 6: yOu dOnT hAvE a cOcK

@@thefoochie2118 I Know! I just think when the writers were writing his lines in the later seasons they just replaced his smart lines with cock jokes.

"Who has a better story than Bran the broken?" Even Olly had a better story, bruh

Robert Barration never wanted to be king. He wanted to fight, grab his warhammer and go bash some heads and "party" afterwards with wine and women. He never wanted it but found himself in power and was epically incompetent. Tywin did all the work. Those that are worthy of power don't have the strength to obtain it. Those who have the strength are seldom worthy of power. Unless you are Tyrion Lannister.

Most definitely. Littlefinger is one of the few people that are really good at playing the game, because they understand the rules at play. And its why Varys "rather enjoys him", he just doesn't like his motives. But he is a proper opponent. Arguably in the books, Littlefinger is using this charade about power even more. In the show most people seem to agree " no one trusts littlefinger". In the books its pretty much the opposite, as George RR Martin puts it "everybody trusts littlefinger". Because he is regarded as having little power, and he tries to play it that way. He is of the lowerst of the low nobility, a brothel keeper, and Master of Coin is actually a position that is regarded as something low and grubby, not a position for a high ranking lord, "a grubby job, so why not let a grubby man do it". So people see him as rather weak, and he doesn't openly show any ambition. Which leads to many people trusting him and telling him stuff, or getting some favor and owing him one in return. He isn''t seen as a thread by most people. Where as Varys has the problem that he is seen as a manipulator and man of ambition or at least some sort of motive. Which can help and hinder him of course.

This quote described Little Fingers role in the whole show!

@@Jarnauga true

Also the "watching your vicious bastard die give me more relief than a thoudand lying whores."

Only if you include the part right after: “Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores” Chills. Every time.

It's a good line, but out of context it doesn't have much to offer.

Absolutely!!

that quote old even before the show and books 😂

one of the only few moments i liked in that season

Of course theyre vice versa

Idk but that counter line seemed too obvious for the context.

Not really sure how that's clever at all, tbh

WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER???

@@danielburbank1669 the worst scene in Got.

@@Jo.11 for the end of it? Lol

@@danielburbank1669 yes. It just piles up frustration with the characters. The scene was so so good until that stupid show at the end..

He was also pretty good in The WIre. But then again, as with Game Of Thrones, a lot of great performances and writing in that.

I pretty much just know him from Shanghai knights. He did pretty well in that, his character almost reminds me of little finger

He was also awesome in Peaky Blinders

He’s in a new show called Mayor of Kingstown with Jeremy Renner/Kyle Chandler, etc. I’ve only seen the first episode but he’s chilling as ever😎

And in peaky blinders

The war was started for a number of reasons, and the blame cannot be fully put on Littlefinger. 1) The death of Arryn was perhaps helped and orchestrated by Lysa and Littlefinger, but only for a Lannister plot: hiding the knowledge that Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella are not the legitimate heirs, regardless of if they're born from incest. 2) Catelyn kidnapping Tyrion caused Tywin to act accordingly by burning the riverlands. It's an insult to his house he could not possibly let slide. This effectively caused a war regardless of the events that transpired in King's landing. This kidnapping has everything to do with the attempted murder of Bran, which in turn was done by both Jaime Lannister and whoever send the Cat's paw. (There is still no certainty who did it, and the idea that littlefinger sent it is both unlikely and at the very best still a simple hypothesis with little proof.) There was no way for Littlefinger to know Catelyn would ever kidnap Tyrion, so he can hardly be seen as the instigator here. 3) The already volatile situation of having a King that isn't a Targaeryan, thereby setting the stage for further usurpation, further fueled by already ages old nationalist seperationalist ideals in the north. In truth, a war was just waiting to happen ever since the dragons died out. Really, all Littlefinger ever truly did to start the war was cause the death of Arryn, and only then it seems he simply had short term profit in mind. Everything that followed afterwards were just things that just so happened to be very beneficial to Littlefinger but over which he barely had any control. Littlefinger acts best as a player from the side, working his way ever forward and upwards into the upper echelons of power, by barely having to do anything at all. The people around him are vicious, powerhungry and stupid enough to do all the dirty work of war for him.

@@RedFloyd469 I disagree with you.. In my opinion littlefinger wasn't just lucky, he gained advantages because he was smart to see the possible outcomes by dealing with the winning powers and by always having plan B. Some of his achievements are as follows: -Poisoned Jon arryn. -made the starks believe that the Lannisters were responsible. - tricked Ned stark into treason. -indirectly made the crown be in enormous debt by working with tywin Lannister. -joined the Tyrell and Lannister houses for the battle of blackwater. -persuaded Catelyn to release Jaime. -took sansa away from the Lannisters. -thwarted the tyrell's plan to we'd sansa to loras. -he gained his power by working with the tywin from the begining and most of the achievements of the Lannisters were recommended by littlefinger. After all this man became l Master of coin, lord of harrenhal, lord paramount of the trident,lord protector of the eyrie and the vale starting from scratch this man is the most influential person in the events of game of thrones. His ability to predict events and act accordingly makes him look like he is from the future.throught the first seasons this character is developed so greatly that he became too smart to die even for the directors that they had to kill him in such ridiculous way.

@@RedFloyd469 ok but your second point is a direct result of your first point. Littlefinger made Catelyn believe the Lannisters were behind everything.

errr.... that's the divergence point. In the books... errr...

@@davidlewis5312 Yeah book tyrion is not a good person. In the show he is