Top 20 Hilarious Action Movie One Liners

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These action movie one-liners will have you busting a gut! For this list, we’ll be looking at memorable moments of dialogue in action movies that made us laugh out loud - whether intentionally or not. Our countdown includes "The Rock", "Speed", "The Dark Knight", "The Avengers", "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade", and more! Which one liner gets you laughing every time? Tell us in the comments.
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@WatchMojo Год назад

Which one liner gets you laughing every time? Tell us in the comments. For more action content, click here!: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mjpZWF9vLzw.html

@erzaender Год назад

welcome to earth from independence day

@MamaPinks Год назад

Why aren't you guys doing the "honorable mentions" lately; they're a lot better than the ad 😤

@adamhoward1408 Год назад

Yippee ki yay motherfucker from die hard franchise EZ from hardcore Henry Frak you later frankenpuss from mystery men I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me from watchmen Dead or alive you're coming with me from robocop Dodge this from the matrix I could go On and on if I have to.

@jimbo9208 Год назад

@@MamaPinks there is none for this video

@cyclopstb Год назад

Well that hit the Spot - The Running Man

@Kanefan701 Год назад

Can we be honest that Schwarzenegger is just so good at leaving hilarious lines when it's just perfect. His sense of humour just works.

@leemiller7165 Год назад

Snakes on a Plane gets extra credit for having one of the best overdub censoring "I'm tired of these Monkey Flipping Snakes on this Monday Friday Plane"

@SPhantoms9000 Год назад

You can't have an action film without cheesy one-liners. It's basically the law. 😂

@mrmotown313 Год назад

That’s true!

@tezarbaiandana411 Год назад

Agree

@isabelapastoriza9920 Год назад

That's so true!

@htcm038 Год назад

❤️🌌🗺🌎🌍🌏 (Chuckles) Hu true d@ Ahh

@nerd9347. Год назад

L.M.F.A.O, preach! *🤣*

@matthewvorwald7169 Год назад

Arnie will always be one of the kings of movie one liners in history.

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

yeah

@harrycallan5082 Год назад

Schwarzenegger and Bond, the two legends of 1 liners

@the-engneer Год назад

Don't forget Clint Eastwood! He's the OG of one liners

@wbond6692 Год назад

Bond, not so much *these* days. Let's hope the next one is more Connery and less Craig.

@AirbenderHawk Год назад

Indeed!

@harrycallan5082 Год назад

Apologies, of course Eastwood as well

@Camman010 Год назад

Did he shoot 6 shots or only 5. Clint Eastwood has the best one liner for that one.

@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 Год назад

It's been over 10 years since 'The Avengers' came out. MCU Hulk: "Puny God." That's definitely one of my most favorite MCU scenes of all time.

@josh72456 Год назад

@Just A Peaceful Man Who's Born in 1980's not me for one reason it's not the line though.

@berniethekiwidragon4382 Год назад

It was good because of the build-up towards it.

@josh72456 Год назад

@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I don't know.

@berniethekiwidragon4382 Год назад

@@josh72456 I would explain from my point of view, but for possibly spoiling the movie for you in case you have not yet see it.

@josh72456 Год назад

@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I've seen it it's a bad scene.

@XiaoGoGo Год назад

In the same vein as Nic Cage's "Rocketman", Arnie's True Lies "You're fired."

@duncancurtis5971 Год назад

Scar -Long live the King..

@warreng675 Год назад

Now that hit the spot!

@stevegallo8483 Год назад

Oh yeah! Piper had to be number 1 on the list! That bubblegum line lived on in the Duke Nukem games. Further, I would have gone with Arnold's "I lied" in Commando after he dropped Solly. For full context, while he was holding Solly over a cliff, Arnold said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?" Solly replied that that was right, he said he would kill Solly last. That got the "I lied" reply.

@blacki4268 Год назад

That one -liner was great!

@leonedralev3776 Год назад

Or "I let him go" after Matrix dropped Sully

@lupinvash3 Год назад

This pleases me as a pro wrestling fan, especially as a big fan of Piper

@tianapitesr8553 Год назад

Just thinking of it the other day!

@sunnyjohnson992 Год назад

I love Commando! Let off some steam Bennett is my favorite. 😃

@bennywark3103 Год назад

Some of my favorites from Commando are "don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." and "remember when I said I'll kill you last, I lied.".

@djsosonut Год назад

The "I lied" one is the best from that movie. Can't believe they didn't chose that one.

@cloudstrife1983 Год назад

Let off some steam, Bennet

@CraigTrader Год назад

Last line: "Did you leave anything for us?" "Only bodies."

@willfromw00tsup29 Год назад

"No Ticket." that was a class line! Love Indiana Jones.

@jakeblankenship1408 Год назад

One of my favorite overlooked lines is in the Thomas Jane Punisher. When the guy that saved his life says, "Ve con Dios Castle. Go with God" to which he replies, "God's gonna sit this one out." Legendary!

@jkenn2011 Год назад

"Stick Around," is still funny as shit.

@SAMJIKASSIM Год назад

hahahaha

@duncancurtis5971 Год назад

Dinner's gonna be cold tonight We're not just gonna let you walk outta here I was born yesterday Swallow this Buckle up bonehead Don't son that gun is loaded And many more.

@mckenziepictures Год назад

Actually, I thought Stallone's line from Demolition Man was good. "You will regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it."

@darian858 Год назад

Arnold can have his own list . So many iconic one liners.

@duncancurtis5971 Год назад

Get to the chopaaaaah

@bjsdemon Год назад

Him and James Bond need their own lists

@elliesaint1984 Год назад

My favorite is in The Expendables 2 but I don't think it would be considered one-liner when Arnold Schwarzenegger says "my shoe is bigger than this car" 😆 and Bruce Willis replies "oh would you just shut up and shoot something" 🤣

@roachxyz Год назад

I like at the airport when they use each others one liner.

@elliesaint1984 Год назад

@@roachxyz me too, hearing Bruce Willis say "no, I'll be back, you've been back enough" was really funny

@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 Год назад

Copybat/Brian Douglas: "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?" Bruce Wayne/Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pads." That never gets old. LOL

@positivanollan6353 Год назад

Should have included the line "She always did enjoy a good squeeze" from GoldenEye 😃

@billwood7408 Год назад

I know this is family friendly, but my favorite one-liner is from the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive". Rutger Hauer plays a bounty hunter and after he finally catches the bad guy he puts a hand grenade in the bad guy's mouth and is leading him along with one finger on the grenade's pin. Just before he turns him over to be arrested he says "F*ck the bonus" and pulls the pin. Love it!!!

@kudukilla Год назад

My favorite as well, at least someone else remembers it.

@zengram Год назад

Arnold can have a list of his own

@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom Год назад

Arnie can have a list of his own. Just for The Running Man alone.

@eddiejoewalt7746 Год назад

WATCHMOJO ALREADY DID A VIDEO ON THAT SUBJECT!

@mikespearwood3914 Год назад

@@eddiejoewalt7746 OK, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW!

@warreng675 Год назад

Look at sub-Zero, now plain zero!

@chareefanderson5542 Год назад

Martin Lawrence Bad Boys - You forgot your boarding pass 😂

@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 Год назад

"Consider that a divorce." From the original 'Total Recall.'

@andrewmurray1550 Год назад

thankfully they don't repeat it in that "remake" or whatever the heck it was they were trying to pass off as Total Recall.

@MrGUnit27 Год назад

Arnie one-liners deserve their own list. I think "you're fired" from True Lies definitely got snubbed

@debbarringer1967 Год назад

hulk thrashing loki around is one of my all time favorites

@josh72456 Год назад

@deb barringer I remember being annoyed by that scene because then Loki wheezes.

@lonewolfjedi493osswfan Год назад

All these lines are timeless classics and fun fact, the line by Hulk was said by Lou Ferrigno

@berniethekiwidragon4382 Год назад

I also like the line from Commando, "I let him go."

@devincreislerstudios Год назад

I’ll have to rewatch these iconic movies!

@oasis6583 Год назад

You could honestly fill this list with just Arnie lines. I just rewatched the Running Man and i think he had about 20 one liners in that movie alone.

@TRD57 Год назад

One of my favorite lines that always makes me laugh is from Total Recall when Arnold's character tore Michael Ironside's character arms off in the elevator and says, "See you at the party Richter!" Not too long after Ironside's character said that to him in a very over confident and douchey way.

@susancullimore5643 Год назад

Total Recall is, like all of Arnie's movies is a treasure trove of one liners including "Consider it a divorce."

@TRD57 Год назад

@@susancullimore5643 I think The Running Man has some good ones too. Amber(main female lead): They think I'm your girlfriend. Ben(Arnold) : I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

@sailorhathor9705 Год назад

I think "Welcome to Earth," should have been higher on the list. It made me LOL in the theater.

@mr.decencykeepinitreal6348 Год назад

Gotta love these lines from decent action flicks.

@lhoffmann6537 Год назад

I always thought Travens's "Yeah, but I'm taller" was said because Payne had just lost his head, and thus became shorter. I don't see how being taller than Payne gave him much advantage since the were fighting laying horizontally on the roof of the subway car.

@kevinclapson Год назад

It is, not sure what the writer of this was on about. Same with the "ice skate uphill" line, which is a euphemism for doing things the hard way.

@ericseitzler81 Год назад

Arnold and Bruce Campbell could dominate this list if comedies were allowed.

@SerathDarklands Год назад

You could fill this whole list with James Bond lines.

@SerathDarklands Год назад

Thanks for the ♥, WatchMojo!

@lavenderpants8695 Год назад

My favorite is from Undisputed 3 where there is a lot of US/Russian commentary throughout. The American (Turbo) says "where I'm from, there ain't sh*t for free" and the Russian (Boyka) responds "well, where I'm from, everything was for free, and it was all sh*t"

@Zoapman Год назад

Some of these are just beyond golden.

@zolartan4442 Год назад

Loki's "reply" as it were to "Puny God" was hilarious. That wheeze....

@jalabi99 Год назад

How about _True Lies_ ? "Did you ever kill anyone?" "Yes, but they were all bad!"

@wbond6692 Год назад

There is no way in Hell that WatchMojo will get the best from only a list of 20!

@MrLProductionsOfficial Год назад

I really enjoy this line in The Expendables 2 when Jason Statham is in a church and says "I now pronounce you husband and knife" and stabs the guy. Also, "Let off some steam" is one of the best lines ever lol

@blaze556922 Год назад

I guess I'm a simple guy because all of these just brought a smile to my face

@johnosbourn4312 Год назад

Every time Arnie drops a oneliner, it's really groan worthy, and very funny!

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

1:25 Nicholas Cage sent Tony Todd to Mars.

@bwedesign Год назад

Should have used a different line from Speed. "Poor people are crazy, I'm eccentric."

@ThatNinjaLes Год назад

How could you not mention, "Now he's just plain zero" when mentioning Running Man?!

@jaylene.turner6524 Год назад

Love “Austin Powers”!

@dashkataey1740 Год назад

My favorite from Total Recall, "See you at the party Richter."

@TRD57 Год назад

Whoops! Sorry bro, I promise I didn't read your comment before I uploaded mines. My bad.

@rafaelmaldonado3514 Год назад

PLEASE!!! Make a Schwarzenegger top 20 one lines 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@johnjim6793 Год назад

I think the term "one liner" wasn't even a thing before Schwarzenegger.

@nicoleknight9412 Год назад

Will Smith's "Welcome to Earth" in "Independence Day" was great. So was his following line: "Now that's what I call a close encounter!"

@skwisgarskwigelf7191 Год назад

Keanu’s other one-liner in Speed was good too. Annie: “Where’s Payne?” Jack: “He lost his head.”

@rluv4evr Год назад

The one from the movie "They Live" by Roddy Piper. that's the first one that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this upload. Thanx for including it. it is one of the all time greatest funny lines in all movies everywhere.

@Joydeep2000 Год назад

Thank you for including "Stick around" 🤣

@WatchMojo Год назад

Any time!

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

Great Video! *This list is amazing*

@chriscripplercruz1833 Год назад

"For me it was a Tuesday" lol not a funny line but the most gangster line ever uttered in film history

@ericseitzler81 Год назад

Yea that line makes the whole movie worth watching.

@Wrecker3D Год назад

Not exactly a one liner But the scene in the duct with John McClane lighting up his lighter uttering his phrase sarcastically 'Come out to the coast, have a few laughs...' always cracks me up

@rosskerslake2429 Год назад

Escape Plan: ‘You hit like a vegetarian’ 😂. Delivered with classic Arnie zing.

@dragonforce627 Год назад

I'm glad the "Let off some steam Bennett" line is getting the appreciation it deserves.

@bertveilleux1701 Год назад

“I’ll be back” will always be #1 in my books.

@ntobekozeka8926 Год назад

“I ain’t got time to bleed” takes the cake for me😂😂😂

@OkieAllDay Год назад

I always thought the line was "I'm not wearing a hockey mask"

@Zurround Год назад

Despite "Hasta La Vista Baby and "I'll be back" being more famous for the franchise my favorite line in the 2nd Terminator movie was when Arnold had just been mutilated by the T1000 and he said "I need a vacation". I NEED A VACATION was PRICELESS. Its what a person says after a really long exhausting day. I hear it sometimes. But it was such an UNDERSTATEMENT. He was MUTILATED, One of his arms was broken off and he says 'I need a vacation". I thought it was more priceless than his more famous one liners.

@cpear760 Год назад

5:00 Watching Lethal Weapon in the theater, the audience cheered on this scene.

@mattlewandowski7068 Год назад

My all time favorite: "you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town "

@saratdas1988 Год назад

This is one of the best videos from your channel, if ot THE best.

@kenflagler635 Год назад

Piper's line is so awesome. Didn't he become a good guy on WWF after this movie? What a fun movie.😎😎😎

@rdpruett88 Год назад

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the undisputed king of one liners

@blebhan8213 Год назад

The best Bond one liner was by Goldfinger : "I expect you to die."

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

TFS Nappa: "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

@mikemartin8461 Год назад

Now you got to do a list of all the bad guys one liner lol great video

@sunnyjohnson992 Год назад

Sly Stallone as Marion Cobretti: “You’re a disease, I’m the cure!”

@kudukilla Год назад

Or giving an unconscious criminal the Miranda rights.

@pecos9950 Год назад

Glover’s better line is “Nailed ‘‘em both.”

@GratefulPrimate Год назад

hahaha Seagal's dead pan "The blood bank" line Roflcopter on the floor I just can't handle it

@user-em6ie2be7x Год назад

Lethal Weapon: I'm gettin too old for this S***.

@armandorosa1550 Год назад

Batman The Dark Knight's "Then you're going to love me" should have been on this list.

@whitewolf3359 Год назад

A few of my favorite lines when James Bond says Shocking , and that’s a name to die for lol. When Arnold says your fired .

@freddiemolinajr.8397 Год назад

great video

@stephenhill6003 Год назад

My all time favorite is Han Solo in a New Hope when he's leaving the cantina; "Sorry about the mess".

@tonygultice Год назад

The TV edit of Snakes on a Plane is just as great... "I've had it with these Monkey Fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

action movies and one liners go together like PB and J

@andrewmurray1550 Год назад

"Welcome to Earth"....and "now that's what I call a close encounter!".

@U2QuoZepplin 27 дней назад

Even Vernon Wells gets a few Oneliners in "Commando." He's almost trying to beat Arnie at his own well seasoned game as Bennet.

@blacki4268 Год назад

Where was '...Now he's Plain Zero!' from the Running Man?

@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom Год назад

I Come In Peace (It's called Dark Angel over here) is my fave Dolph Lundgren movie, so it's not entirely forgotten.

@slimmccoy8863 Год назад

Love the film, but my favorite line is: "Touch that again and I'm going to hit you very, very hard"

@saramae2516 Год назад

First clip in... laughing already after a looooong day at work "goodspeed"

@didierarteis Год назад

Number 1 is tooooo CLASSIC!!!

@yirgayemyirgah7820 Год назад

John wick: YEAH!!

@TheBlumann Год назад

Great. List

@PK-999 Год назад

Talk about a walk down memory lane. If I hadn't first seen these in the cinema at the time I saw them when they hit first hit home video on VHS back last century.....

@avalonentertainment2183 Год назад

It's impossible to ice skate uphill. Blade is saying that some people are always trying to do the impossible. I believe it's in reference to defeating Blade.