Top 30 Most Hilarious Things Randy Marsh Has Said

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These Randy Marsh quotes are guaranteed to make you bust a gut. Welcome to WatchMojo and today we’re counting down our picks for the funniest, strangest, and most absurd quotes that Stan’s father has ever uttered. Our countdown of the most hilarious things Randy Marsh has said includes “I Don't Have Any Change!”, “Hey, Sharon!”, “I Wish Jaden Smith Was My Son!”, “Water & Bread & Margaritas”, “It’s Called a Smorgasvein”, and more! What’s your favorite quote by Randy Marsh? Let us know in the comments!
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@WatchMojo 2 месяца назад

What’s your favorite quote by Randy Marsh? Let us know in the comments! For more content like this, click here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rscZ_1wTxRw.html Play our Daily Point Battles to earn MojoPoints and qualify for CASH BATTLES! Check it out: WatchMojo.com/play

@duncan3998 2 месяца назад

No.1 should have been the .. word

@djch33zy_b4con6 2 месяца назад

"What? I can't defend myself? I'm sorry, I thought this was America. " -Randy Marsh

@Shadowcat753 2 месяца назад

"Oh, it was Naggers....." Cue entire episode with a good moral.

@jesm1194 2 месяца назад

SHELLY!

@user-ju8bl1ip3c Месяц назад

These are all weak Randy Marsh moments.

@broden4838 2 месяца назад

One that never gets old: "GET INSIDE!! GET INSIDE!! SENIORS MEETING ENDING NOW! GET OFF THE STREETS!!"

@Jeremiah_Rivers76 2 месяца назад

We’ve all had those moments when we wanted to say, “I thought this was America!”

@LucyLioness100 2 месяца назад

Oh Lord yes 😂

@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 2 месяца назад

Is that you, Karen?? Hahaha

@BigFella117 2 месяца назад

Randy is probably my favorite adult from South Park

@supposedhumanmars 2 месяца назад

He's my favorite because of how absurd he is 🤣

@LucyLioness100 2 месяца назад

Oh yeah

@Cloud4012 2 месяца назад

Everything out of Randy's mouth is either hilarious, insane, or stupid.

@michaelsimpson208 2 месяца назад

To me..... He's totally irredeemable!

@Cloud4012 2 месяца назад

@@michaelsimpson208completely. Ever since he got the farm Randy’s been worse than Cartman

@Noobnuker1 2 месяца назад

"Hot hot hot hot" - Randy

@mikequade2932 2 месяца назад

I say that one everytime i take something out the oven at work

@twoworldsonetodd 2 месяца назад

"just getting a little cancer stan" is easily the quote I say the most.

@KoldBreeze 2 месяца назад

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LucyLioness100 2 месяца назад

“Tell Mom it’s okay” 😂

@jonathanwaddell2716 2 месяца назад

Finally a mojo list we can agree on as long as #1 is #1 lol "i didn't hear no bell"

@davidfarnell512 2 месяца назад

“Did they measure from the base or the balls?” I’m not sure it made the list, but it’s hands down my favourite. Randy with the important questions.

@jesserosser15 2 месяца назад

“Unhoused” sounds like they’re dogs. Are we gonna rehome them?

@christopherandrews9232 2 месяца назад

Oh my goodness! HOMELESS, it’s ok to say that word!!

@RapFanatic4ever 2 месяца назад

What lines hasn’t Randy that’s hillarious ? He’s funny as hell

@Flamsterette 2 месяца назад

Bad grammar!

@ultrajesper2 2 месяца назад

When he became an obnoxious drug dealer and turned South Park into narcotic propaganda

@zackfolkestad8746 2 месяца назад

Please English better.

@samuellinguist7756 2 месяца назад

😮@@Flamsterette

@tylergoodman3560 2 месяца назад

Randy is the best character in South Park. 💯🎉

@aznepicboii 2 месяца назад

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America 😂

@MaireGraves 2 месяца назад

“It was a spooky ghost 💦 “ might be my favorite one🤣

@renevalice3056 2 месяца назад

Randy and the covid bat was pretty wild

@bruceaskew2107 2 месяца назад

Yeah but mickey out wild randy that episode 🤣

@roninxix4428 2 месяца назад

Unhoused? You mean the homeless.

@JamesDavy2009 2 месяца назад

"Homeless" is verboten on RU-vid now?

@LucyLioness100 2 месяца назад

@@JamesDavy2009probably? YT is so stupid sometimes

@terrymiller7913 2 месяца назад

Randy uber wasted at Tegridy Farms on Halloween is the greatest

@ashishkini8375 2 месяца назад

16:46 "I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all your mother and I do is piss each other off". Urrrm who's going to tell Randy that's exactly what he'd be signing up for as Jaden Smith's dad 😂😂

@ryanrothenbach4349 2 месяца назад

That wasn’t Stan’s birthday party where Lorde debuted. It was a party for Scott Malkinson.

@nl817 2 месяца назад

Its not "unhoused", they're "homeless".

@jshumphress13 2 месяца назад

Randy is the best character on the show. I will die on that hill.

@reedspace8267 2 месяца назад

When it comes to Wall Mart, this is my favorite set of Randy quotes: "The screwdriver set is only $9.98! I can't make it, boys! You're gonna have to go on without me! This bargain is too great for me! I'm gonna have to buy these!"

@KoldBreeze 2 месяца назад

I see what you did there WatchMojo with the "What was I suppsed to do Sharon? I thought i was gonna win 30,000 dollars" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾

@misterdoctor308 2 месяца назад

The geology office puts up with a lot a Randy's shit. Quitting and coming back all the time

@Animeguy300 2 месяца назад

He's hilarious 😂

@huntermyers3551 2 месяца назад

Well for your information all of the Randy Marsh quotes are my favorite as in all-time personal favorite and boy do they make me laugh so hard I force myself into a fit of laughter so uncontrollable that I suffocate and die of uncontrollable laughter

@kevintyson9059 2 месяца назад

What about, "Hey, fuck you." That's my favorite, I say I all the time lol

@MrGuichin7 2 месяца назад

I've always mentioned that Randy helps carry the show, he is so important as a character in the show.

@MaireGraves 2 месяца назад

“FINGER POINTING GETS US NOWHERE…STEVE!”

@MrNinjakid2 2 месяца назад

80% of these, me and my father quote DAILY "I am Lorde yeah yeah yeah"

@BoojieD 2 месяца назад

Nothing kills good humor like explaining jokes. This would have been better as just a clips compilation without all the exposition

@kad3629 2 месяца назад

Ok then don’t watch?

@BoojieD 2 месяца назад

@@kad3629 I didn’t

@kad3629 2 месяца назад

@@BoojieD not sure why you felt the need to comment on a video you didn’t watch then

@BoojieD 2 месяца назад

@@kad3629 I watched the first three minutes and then stopped. Am I not allowed to express constructive feedback?

@Fran-vt5xm 2 месяца назад

@@BoojieDI imagine they can't because that didn't fall under fair use. Plus plenty enjoy this content so this seems to be a you issue

@jniles 2 месяца назад

The whole thing with Randy and his "I'm so startled" line was a clear parody of The Blair With project, which popularized that style of filmmaking.

@johnmarsh2608 2 месяца назад

Randy is by far my favorite South Park character

@joeytaylor5332 2 месяца назад

Homeless not unhoused

@venganzaxghost 2 месяца назад

I thought this was America…bruh

@thewyattmeister59 2 месяца назад

Hopefully one day, I can name my son Stan just to say his name like Randy does 🤣🤣🤣

@deltamovieshd9255 2 месяца назад

"No, no, that's not how we're remembering this!"

@LucyLioness100 2 месяца назад

Oh Randy, you may be the biggest idiot sometimes but you make us laugh continuously. He’s got his wisdoms, but it’s his antics that are even funnier

@steveneltringham1478 2 месяца назад

Great that you pointed out the super obvious by telling us how super obvious that was.

@terrymiller7913 2 месяца назад

Randy is the best when he's losing his shit which is always

@deelee1569 2 месяца назад

He snuffed his boss that night Obama won😅

@misterdoctor308 2 месяца назад

#1 and 2 are exactly right

@alishadlewis 2 месяца назад

Randy, Garrison, and Cartman are my favorite South Park characters. Each one of them is a hot mess!

@mr.x8259 2 месяца назад

When he talked about cultural appropriation and guessing wrong on Wheel of Fortune.

@Chmima 2 месяца назад

Wait. On the “I’m startled” entry, you didn’t mention it was a spoof of The Blair Witch Project.

@RWH411 2 месяца назад

And Cloverfield

@amonrodriguez3518 2 месяца назад

Randy is the best part of the show. Love tegrity farms. It brought me back to the show

@josh72456 2 месяца назад

I think I’ve only seen number 30 all the way through as with numbers 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 19, maybe 18, I’ve seen number 16 all the way through, as with 12, 11, 10, 8, 5, and 3. Others I’ve either not seen or seen clips of them.

@user-ml2so8dp8i 2 месяца назад

Family guy and South Park should put away their differences and form a Cartoons empire

@skullcrushergaming7489 Месяц назад

Mine is “Hey Sharon!”

@RevanLockheart- 2 месяца назад

Why did the spider get lost in the computer? Because it was stuck in the web!¡!

@lauren.xo01 2 месяца назад

7:31 did anyone else get that this was a reference to the Blair witch project

@Amulla334 2 месяца назад

“Nice”

@FinnaGetCozy 2 месяца назад

By narrating every single scene you've managed to make this hilarious show completely unfunny

@beechilada 2 месяца назад

Hot take: but damn Randy’s antics got old pretty fast

@Arcanist01 2 месяца назад

Could we get a better microphone for Ryan, WatchMojo? Guy sounds as if he is speaking from under a flipped bathtub down a 1 mile tunnel. The remaining audio for the south park parts is fine.

@manoftheusajones5147 2 месяца назад

TOP 10 Ugliest Robots

@derell618 2 месяца назад

I thought I was going to see the jeopardy episode and got scared

@Clouds_RUs 2 месяца назад

i was sad the episode when Randy teaches the kids in school how to ACCURATELY measure their"manhood" and breaks into the class shouting LATIN before punching the female replacement teacher, did not happen to make the list

@Nay-kp6uu 2 месяца назад

I always wondered why he would become a butterfly?

@leavemealoneimantisocial 2 месяца назад

so he could find some butterfly poon

@AzumiRM 2 месяца назад

I tried to break the video down to avoid the filler speeches but there are so so many

@nicoleeolee1209 2 месяца назад

🦋 butterfly poon 😂

@snoox27 2 месяца назад

Unhoused is such a fkn dumb term

@Wrongdecisions 2 месяца назад

My bf hates Randy but I love him so much 😂😂😂

@trumptouchesivanka 2 месяца назад

Your BF needs some tegrity

@GuardianPrepping 2 месяца назад

Its GARY, not Gheeery

@deelee1569 2 месяца назад

Yo... where's, "Shellyy"?!

@NICKARRIOLA16 2 месяца назад

What is Friday Night Kegger??!!!

@Pleezath 2 месяца назад

Consider using a pencil condenser mic. I personally think it will make your voice sound better.

@user-ml2so8dp8i 2 месяца назад

Finger pointing gets nowhere steve

@zackfolkestad8746 2 месяца назад

Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!

@dainsolurex 2 месяца назад

you get dislike for saying unhoused instead of homeless

@johnnybrooks496 18 дней назад

Hot hot hot hot hot is the best

@kjen08 2 месяца назад

"Shut up Shelly!" cant believe thats not on the list

@Rysofly 2 месяца назад

Not Butterfly poon.

@WakandaForever1776 2 месяца назад

Mojo is tha best

@noire1991 2 месяца назад

It kind of destroys the delivery when you say the phrase right before you show the clip

@Leto85 2 месяца назад

What I've noticed is that every time he makes a joke, his mouth opens.

@GanJahx 2 месяца назад

i just couldn't get past the no nose narrator

@ZomBeeNature 2 месяца назад

Are there new South Park episodes being made? 🤔

@ryuiichikune6250 2 месяца назад

I love his character but i absolutely hate the tegridy episodes

@matrixster6238 2 месяца назад

I feel like putting the quotes as the entry titles kinda ruins the suspense for those of us that haven’t heard the jokes before.

@ThatYoutubeGuy247 2 месяца назад

I liked my own comment

@Slayde.Wilson 2 месяца назад

Ok, Why do you have to announce it to us? Nobody gives a damn.

@duncanramsay9262 2 месяца назад

We all do but I respect your honesty

@Slayde.Wilson 2 месяца назад

@@ThatRU-vidGuy247 virgin

@villeandersson1487 2 месяца назад

*gasp* Traitor.

@villeandersson1487 2 месяца назад

@@duncanramsay9262Not me, I do not like my own comments.

@user-ml2so8dp8i 2 месяца назад

It was funny when Guinea pigs were attacking the world

@vicentenevarez1754 2 месяца назад

People that annoy you

@isaczepeda2097 2 месяца назад

Spider man works in mysterious was

@bryanbjerklie4494 2 месяца назад

People who annoy you?

@jm-qk2di 2 месяца назад

Cool video essay, terrible execution. Hearing the guy say the quote at the beginning takes the zing outta the delivery:/

@SakuraChanKuria11 2 месяца назад

Hmm. I'm SURE one of Randy's famously hilarious quotes are' 'They took OUR JOBS/JEEEBS!' Lol. Great Video overall. And, am I right? Like and Comment if you agree! ❤