Top 50 Smash Bros Johns 

This video actually isn't scripted, it's all the footage that was cut out from his other videos.

"No no fight me again on tuesday I'm so good on tuesday" is probably the most realistic john I've heard in a while

But what do I say if it’s not cold, I haven’t been on a several week/month hiatus of the game, I’m playing with the optimal monitor, I haven’t overeaten, I’m not hungry, I’m not tired, the screen isn’t tilted, I’m using an official GameCube adapter, all of my moves connect when I want them to, all of my hitboxes are reasonable, my opponent is next to me when I’m charging my up smash, my analogue stick doesn’t flick back on me, the sound is on, I’m not playing with a single joy con, my R button is completely normal, my chair is in the perfect spot, I’m playing a character I like rather than a different character I’m not as good with, all my techs happen when I want them to, I’m not playing in a bad matchup, I’m not wearing glasses, I’m playing my absolute best character with the optimal color on a Tuesday, the sun is casting no glare, I don’t misinput any of my moves, my opponent lets me do my entire hand-warming routine, my opponent isn’t a Virgo, my controller doesn’t slip out of my hand, there’s no crowd, my opponent and I are using a LAN adapter, I didn’t break a mirror 6 and a half years ago, I don’t step in gum, I don’t dislocate my thumb, my opponent uses no hot skins on their character, my shoes are tied, I don’t body swap with anyone, my hands don’t get sweaty, I’m not playing a “you lose you cosplay” challenge, I’m not texting my girlfriend, best friend, dad, or scrolling through Twitter, my opponent doesn’t talk, cough, or breathe, I’m not playing in front of my crush, my controller isn’t filled with beans, I don’t pick my nose, I’m not pregnant with little z’s triplets, I’ve taken my meds, my opponent hasn’t hacked the game, the human race itself isn’t on the line, it’s not a full moon, my cat isn’t on their period, my liver isn’t itchy, the screen brightness is perfect, I don’t have to use the restroom, 5G isn’t manipulating my controller, there isn’t a snake in my boot, and I don’t shit my pants, and I *still* lose?

therapist: hopwolf isn’t real, he can’t hurt you hopwolf:

I fucking loved "I'm pregnant with triplets and two of them are yours".

Watching everyone trying not to laugh is my favorite part

Top 3 excuses I hear: "I wasn't playing my best character" "I wasn't playing the best color of my best character" "How did that not hit?!?"

"Two extra frames of lag" the genius behind this joke omg

I always knew Cogger was a higher being than the rest of us

9:45 I'm so sorry you had to go through that, man... No one should ever have to scroll through twitter.

"I'm pregnant! With triplets! And two of them are yours!"

Who else thinks little Z wrote this script specifically so he could finally say “I win again!” to poppt1?

The John of all Johns for Sephiroth mains: “I lost because my character was holding his sword in his non-dominant hand”

Oscar winning performance by the entire group this time around

The John of saying the character was too sexy to focus is genius and I might start using that

My brothers favorite John: "Your moves come out first since you have port priority"

Australian Lag

Everyone gangsta until the guy with the single joy-con comes to the tournament.

6:46 hop looked genuinely shocked for a second LOL

I like the genuine confusion on Hopcat’s face when you said “who turned up the sun”

I still love my john of "Dude I'm so good at this game, I only lost because of how shit you are, I can't play against bad players"

“No johns” Proceeds to remove every porta-potty in existence

3:33 Poppt just casually checks the watch he doesn’t have

“The only thing tilted is u mate” Apply cold water to burned area

"I like my joy john-con! Joy con" had me dying

The “I teched it” is the most used John by little z

14:14 That frame 1 "what do you ban" when he's done wrapping killed me

The biggest joke in this whole video is little Z saying “I win again!” to poppt1

Oh the irony Hop always calls Zack a furry yet here we are

Other Smash RU-vidrs: Making a ranking of Smash Characters Little Z: Making a ranking of Johns

One of my first John experiences. My brother didn't know Mario's cape flips controls for a short period after the initial flip and got confused when he recovered in the wrong direction and when I explained this, he said I was "making shit up." He denied this feature for 2 days until I showed him the move description where he then responded with a obvious lie of "I know."

The best John: “If I was good at the game I totally would’ve won”

I love how Poppt looks at his wrist to check the time while Little Z is adjusting his chair but he doesn't have a watch on

3:25 his chair was actually going up hes just trying to make himself look tall

I love how Peter has gotten better at acting. 6 months ago he couldn't help but smile when he was in a skit.

Are we just going to ignore hopcat saying “last time your cat was on her period”😂😂😂

"It doesn't count, I wasn't Blue Kirby" Only the real fans get this one

Ah yes the classic “I’m pregnant” John, I too use this all the time

"Actually my deodorant was really distracting me, we'll have to rematch in a few weeks so I can build up my natural scent."

1:19 I love the 8-bit careless whisper

"I'm playing Hero" is already an ultimate John

Jackson: Me losing this match would cause the end of the human race Also Jackson : loses the game

6:45 Hop wanted to smile so hard there.

14:23 definitely gonna use that one (especially in tournaments) 💪

"I think there's still beans in my controller" "No that's mine." "Ah ok." They switch, then begins to *CONSUME*

The video: Top 50 Smash Bros Johns Me: This is only 1% of johns that Little Z knows

6:52 I can’t tell if he was just acting surprised or if he was genuinely concerned that Zach just whipped that controller across the room

*Legends say* Little Z is still trying to position that chair correctly...

I like how ever time Reggie says John's it progressively gets faster

“I’m allergic to Pk Fire”

10:55 "I think i left the beans in my controller" "Oh, it my controller" "Oh" Trades controllers *starts eating controller*

Parents: be yourself! Parents when I’m myself: 3:46

1:19 this is the best clip in the whole video

HopCat's nails though. Love that man.

Everyone's chill until Little Z starts doing asmr with his controller and fingers.

13:50 *proceeds to drown* “i NeEd To PiSs AgAiN-“

14:00 best in my opinion

6:56 best one, comedic time on point

"I'm stanky" bruh I'm losing it🤣

5:33 best john yet

“Two of them are yours!”

The “I haven’t played in while I’m a bit rusty” was my suggestion and I use that for every time I lose

2:27 fun fact, that is an actual issue that makes you missinput sometimes, its called snapback. melee controllers are modded to reduce snapback

"Triplets! And 2 of them are yours!" -Directer cogger - 2021.

3:33 nice watch jordan

I can practically hear Reggie going Super Saiyan already.

Okay but the chair height actually matters, it really has messed me up before because the chair was too high. 3:35

7:00 I thought that was a cardboard cutout of hopcat

Let’s be real. This whole video is a John about why they haven’t uploaded to the Underdogs in a month XD

Spat my drink out after the "that skin is way too hot" John at 8:20

Just the look on hops face when little z threw the controller

“What do you ban” made me DIE

“Crash is next??” Hahahaha loved it

we stan HopCat wearing nail polish

damn can we talk about how fire hopcats nails are

11:15 i love that you can see him smile just a tiny bit before it goes to the next one lol

When the John's are bigger then Poppt1's channel.

I love the call back to when HopCat complained about DeDeDe vs Pikachu

1:49 Not entirely convinced this wasn't actually taken directly from a Poppt1 video and adapted for this video

13:21 Light mode users versus dark mode users

The whole GameCube adapter one was great

As a Jon, the last part where you two looked at the camera and kept saying "Jon" creeped me out.

I love the references to his other videos like the dedede vs pikachu and poppt1 hacking the game

The perfect timing of the words appearing on screen to the music . Perfection 👌

IM PREGNANT

It'd be crazy if all of these wacky funny guys got together and posted a video on a second channel or something! 👀

9:03 funny enough I have that problem and have to wipe my hands during the time when I have respawn invincibility

i like how they shorten the "No Johns" clip from Reggie each time

I laughed way too hard at: 'have you never eaten carrots as a kid or something?'

So many johns so much potential. Thank you Underdogs

These skits are always amazing, it's criminal you still don't have 1 million subs... Thanks for the content man!

This was very well made. Bravo

I love how Reggie speeds up every john

4:53 Everybody on Poppt1's Channel knows the reference

4:20 not only is it a funny timestamp, but possibly the beat clip in the video

I love these skits! Keep up the good work Zach :)

My most used john is "WHERE IS MY *insert move*????"

Each time Z goes "...what..." Under his breath is fantastic

The amount of disappointment Zack had when he saw Hop was in love with a dog cracks me up.

7:24 that kinda got me for a little bit