Top Boat Ramp Chit Show Moments at BlackPoint Marina (Alfred Montaner)

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Boat ramp fails at BlackPoint Marina are an everyday thing. Today I give you some of my favorite Chit Show moments at the boat ramp. There are so many i cant put them all on one video so don't forget to check out the Chit Show Playlist. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the boat ramp commentary channel "Chit Show"
Fred the Crocodile was not hurt in the making of this video neither was Wilma the Manatee. Sit back relax grab a cold one and lets enjoy the very best of the Chit Show.
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@jakethetool698 2 года назад

The nice thing about a decent dent or scratch, is that the next doesn’t matter as much.

@derpimpo3 2 года назад

It's called breaking the boat in lol

@wesleyblacksher1641 2 года назад

But that first 1 is devastating

@itsCN 2 года назад

So fax

@danielhershman7051 2 года назад

New Outboards ...Used Hulls

@cash9406 Год назад

Now that is poetry

@steveinla8963 3 года назад

Alfred, your chit Show is becoming an event. Good for you. The guy with the cigars, he's a treasure; make him a regular.

@dogfacesailor 2 года назад

Despite the crew, the boat docked itself. JUST AMAZING.

@Soily55 2 года назад

That guy with the Kayak made me crap my pants laughing 😂

@cindywelch2108 2 года назад

I am laughing so hard. 🤣 Never walk down the ramp. It's always slippery. And move that damn truck up further off ramp so u can get behind that kayak. I'm a 60 yr old lady and I would have that kayak loaded and on my way

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

I'm sure you would have, you sound like somebody with "Common Sense" ! :)

@randomly-short2137 Год назад

Man, the commentary during the guy trying to load his kayak!!! Had me rolling!

@llano748 3 года назад

You’re like Johnny Carson now! You have guests stop by and a house band!

@HalfCutGarage 3 года назад

lmfao the guy with the kayak....saving the marine life with his mask........ha ha ha

@woodxttyy 2 года назад

It's called a buff. People wear them when out on the water to keep sun off their face also when on a fast boat it shield you from wind and water spray... i think maybe this guy was wearing his bc he knew he was being filmed and didn't want his face on RU-vid looking like a dumbass

@haroldhenderson2824 2 года назад

That kid being used as a fender. He is a teenager, YOU feed him, he's yours!

@DamonMoritz 3 года назад

That bench behind your spot is like a guest couch on a late night talk show

@Soily55 2 года назад

It’s always nice to see Fred!!!!!

@Areynfsu1983 3 года назад

Bro, you had my dying with the kayak guy. I love fishing and hunting from my kayak. But man, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

@russell3380 3 года назад

I was too. and I was actually sitting saying out loud, "wait for it, wait for it"... he got me, I'm afflicted with acute Alfreditis.

@TSKseattle 2 года назад

I'm yelling at him "TAKE THE RODS OFF THE KAYAK FIRST" AND "ASK FOR HELP"

@chrisstavropoulos2607 2 года назад

I just started to watch these videos and your commentating, your laughter and your stories are all priceless, Thank-you.....

@JB-iw3ui Год назад

Got to love you all the way man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥁🥁🥁🥁 From California to Florida you make me laugh every day. 🐊 Love Fred and Wilma all the way. They are the stars ⭐️ of the show along with all the Inca poops. God bless you all the way Brother

@Mike_44 3 года назад

Dangerous trying to save a boat there with that big ass crocodile around

@markmurrell1894 3 года назад

Word on the street is the guy is still trying to load his kayak into his truck. 🤣

@kenwenzel9040 Год назад

Oh I laughed so hard. The guy with the kayak. So funny.

@idetailnorthwest 3 года назад

Alfred your commentary is golden 😂🙌🏽

@horatiobeaker 3 года назад

You are a genuine South Florida celebrity. So nice of the man who brought you cigars. I retired after living South Florida for 50 years. This is great entertainment.

@chadtheartist5081 2 года назад

Alfred Montaner is a gift to all men everywhere. Thank you, God.

@dabassmann Год назад

I laughed thru this entire chit show! Great stuff, Alfred!!!

@markwyattsr9013 Год назад

You can't pay for this much entertainment . It is priceless.😲😎

@unlimitedj06 3 года назад

Dammit boy the Chit show has its own band now...

@dangordon5510 Год назад

Lol, no laughing😂😂😂 all classics! The mariachi band! Have you named Wilma’s baby manatee? Maybe a name lottery?

@GhostDrummer 2 года назад

8:20 Man, those cigars look amazing!!!! Kayak Guy needs to have a line in the bed so he can secure the front and then lift/slide the kayak in.

@deanpratley125 3 года назад

I just cant believe how many times people screw up. I just cant believe it. If it weren’t for the chit show, no one would believe it! Good for you Alfred!

@SUPPORTYOURSELF 11 месяцев назад

Super adorable moment when the family stopped by with some smokes and cash. What a life you live! Cheers brotha

@12345fowler 2 года назад

The guy got punked by his own wake when trying to dock lol

@johnbaker4847 3 года назад

the kayak dude has a set of wheels in the truck, USE THEM! 🤔😖😱🤣🎣

@BernPisarcikJr 3 года назад

Lol. Yup!!! Let’s do it the hard way.......LMAO

@powpronto 3 года назад

If he pulled forward a little bit he could easily push it in from the back without slipping too.

@russellkasprzyk4934 3 года назад

Also taking out the 200 lbs of shit he had in it would help lmao

@daveyconcrete9801 3 года назад

one ratchet strap would have made his day less frustrating

@Paul.Douglas 2 года назад

Fred looks well fed.

@debrastreeter6167 2 года назад

Love how you have so much fun watching this chit show

@robbycates1377 2 года назад

It looks good till it don't! Lols love that saying 🤣

@trochartist 3 года назад

That cigar fella is a generous man, sadly that generation is the last of its kind....

@johnconnell5115 2 года назад

Not true. The problem is that not as many people are worth the generosity.

@KingmanRoss Год назад

AS many of these videos I have seen,I do not know how these people that fall or dive into the water,Fred has not been around.Glad he hasn't,but,it still amazes me how lucky they are.

@martyhabada6980 2 года назад

I love your channel. I needed a few good laughs with all that is going on. Thank you. Keep smiling and God Bless.

@billmcphillips2741 Год назад

Came across your site by chance. Now it's one of my favorites. Has everything, beautiful boats, good looking people, comedy, action, and Fred. Keep it up. Good job.

@curvingedge9772 9 месяцев назад

I died when he said "They sell this kid at West Marine". Fender Kid! lol

@katecollins3813 2 месяца назад

You’re videos are so good watch them every day

@reneherrera4338 3 года назад

Jajajajaj Fred was sleeping and The culaso woke him up..😂😂

@danhix1371 Год назад

im supposed to be working but watching all of these videos because theyre hilarous

@dskidad1399 3 года назад

but he doesn't need any help! I about spit my coffee out my nose! That was some funny chit...

@dancarroll741 2 года назад

You are the one! Number one CHIT SHOW!!🇨🇦👍

@azelkhntr4992 3 года назад

Robalos really seem to be cursed. Great episode.

@brittanychance639 2 года назад

Your commentary makes it even more 😂

@robertwebb4245 3 года назад

I'm new to this Chit Show and I have been watching allot of your content with docking and undocking of the water craft. I am very shocked at just how many people don't know how to control or operate a water craft . I am just dumbfounded and shocked at times watching your content and how scary these people can be, Thank you for the Chit Show and I will tune in for more of content ....

@superfly2762 2 года назад

Gotta learn some time. Trial by fire.

@MitchM240 2 года назад

No different than a car. How many people drive every day and have no clue how to drive. Why would they know how to operate a boat?

@hocuspothos387 2 года назад

@@MitchM240 There is a driving test for cars but no test required for watercraft

@Sosee11 3 года назад

"He's got it....but its gonna fall one more time" and "he got burned with Herpes one too many times." LOL Awesome!!!

@Charles53412 3 года назад

Hey Alfred, Your the One brother ! That must make Miami Boat Ramps number two ! There is nothing like the Chit Show, baabee !!!

@68dart 3 года назад

Awesome , Thanks Alfred 😃

@tonyjessen8204 3 года назад

Oh that’s going to leave a mark thanks Alfred 🐊🐊🐊

@rugerp9736 2 года назад

Thank you for making these videos they crack me up 😂😂😂

@jasondominguez6091 День назад

Fred: "Buenos dias, hello". Lol 😂

@tmack668 2 года назад

No lie first time watching the video and when you said who farted. I literally had just farted. Prefect timing!

@dutchglobetrotter4513 3 года назад

Flags proudly flying on a boat are never the wrong way, you can't tell the wind what to do. New subscriber bro.

@MemoriesRR 3 года назад

I worked hard this afternoon which was good. But after dodging the idiots on the interstate coming home I needed CHIT SHOW. Yea for the Chit on Chit Show.

@rileypup9971 3 года назад

I watched the first time and now watching a 2nd time…the guy with the kayak and your commentary is still hilarious. Had me LOL again.

@tylersterling9578 2 года назад

I love this video some much chit going on!! Who needs to go out on the lake and if you just chill by the docks you’ll get a show!!! Hahah great content sir. I love you friend Fred!!! Made me die 🤣🤣

@jc777400 2 года назад

I understand we don’t know the full story about the guy with the kayak. But what it reminded me of is the hospitality in south Florida, it’s terrible. I’ve never seen people not care about another person as much before when I was living there. Even a simple “hello” passing on the sidewalk was difficult to find.

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

Sir, somebody did offer him a hand and he just waved the guy off.

@ptaylor4923 Год назад

The Mariachi interludes were priceless!

@adamjimenez3705 2 года назад

The CHIT SHOW! Caballero. Love the show very entertaining from Gilbert Arizona keep up the good work thank you!

@adonahue00 Год назад

If youre tossing a line to someone on the dock and you want to get it on the first try, its a good idea to tie a monkeys fist on the end - This is a technique that is used for docking large ships, it helps give the end of the line more weight so you can throw it farther

@lukrativ0922 2 года назад

I just found your channel over the weekend, I love it.

@Rccrdawgs 2 года назад

The masked boaters...love it!

@tartinomiel 2 года назад

You are nice, Alfred. I am French and I never ever was interested by boats. But, bro, you said bro a million times, bro, its a kind of trophy you could earn. Now I am looking to that stuff with boats in Florida, with Fred the gator. Thanks a lot ! Have a nice Christmas

@brianscott3846 2 года назад

This is funny as all hell worth the subs great talk in background true comedy!!!!!

@ocsapy 2 года назад

I'm sitting here in the UK 🇬🇧 recovering from Covid feeling pretty 💩 ... however watching your show has just completely cheered me up 🤣😂🤣 ... can't believe how Dense people with money can be with some expensive possession 😳 ... the guy that just couldn't reverse down the slip "My God" I think I did wet my self ... Brilliant Show 👍😎👍

@cato451 2 года назад

I could watch mr kayak struggle all day

@josephperry6822 3 года назад

Hilarious bro!! Genuine chit show!!! Keep the camera rolling brother man.....

@johnhammond6225 3 года назад

The kayak commentary had me dead ,😂

@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад

you need to see original video

@Rideuntilidie1 10 месяцев назад

Thanks for taking the time to video. It is unbelievable that people blow a bunch of money on toys they cannot operate. The one video of the guy trying to back a trailer/boat into the water for like 20 min and he gave up was ridiculous/hilarious! Then he didn't even secure the boat when he took off (obviously frustrated). Maybe he lost the boat somewhere on the road! Good stuff!

@Luckyfox141 Год назад

I'm glad I found this channel on accident. 😆

@davidrumbelow 2 года назад

I watch your channel in Fish Hoek South Africa, love it

@beloved_lover 3 года назад

Nice to see someone bringing cigars to you in person!

@herminioaponte7648 2 года назад

you are a funny guy. Thank you cant stop watching

@709badwolf 3 года назад

best of the chit show,,, spring 2021 edition!!! 😅😂🤣 👍

@MeriFawzi13 2 года назад

5:25 “yeah I think it’s gonna be fine”😂😂😂😂

@nachuralbonhilbily9366 2 года назад

Man! Love your channel! There needs to be ChitCho LagoMichigan!

@derekpaterson603 2 года назад

Love your content bud ! I subscribed. That kayak guy was painfull to watch lmfao.....WOW ! Love your commentary as well. Cheers from Vancouver Island B.C Canada

@desertricknorris210 2 года назад

Nice show Alfred really enjoyable! Next time I pass through there I'll bring you some spoils sir. Keep up that good Chit Brother!

@bonniezink2878 3 года назад

Thanks for the awesome music!

@thomasflores7817 2 года назад

This is why i bought a used aluminum boat for $2000 for my first boat. It doesnt hurt so bad to smack the dock in something like that

@Dustydog2743 3 года назад

Never approach a dock any faster than your willing to hit it,rule #1

@KnightsArmory 3 года назад

That was awesome when that guy came up and gave you that! Very cool

@randychase5791 2 года назад

Alfred, you are the first RU-vidr I ever subscribed to....keep up the great work.

@AlfredMontaner 2 года назад

Honored!

@genechronister7085 11 месяцев назад

Another great vid! Never a dull moment

@MikeRemvidas 3 года назад

LOVE THIS SHOW !!! Boat Ramp Guy

@yerrie1908 2 года назад

your funny mate, you make this chit show better

@julesguedry2466 2 года назад

Dudes about to become a whole ass tourist destination

@keithscudder7136 Год назад

Are you talking about Alfred ? It has already happened ! People from Texas, from Cali, from Pennsylvania, he's very popular !

@julesguedry2466 Год назад

@@keithscudder7136 yeah lol, that’s funny it’s already happening

@RCichard 2 года назад

12:00 - As a fellow kayaker, i know you wana get it loaded without moving it far but at this point park the car on flat ground and drag the kayak over. You have a kayak dolly wheels in the truck if you dont want to ask for help, but either way its gonna be 10x easier then what your doing brah!

@largol33t1 2 года назад

Okay, so my hunch was correct. I suspected those wheels were some kind of cradle/dolly for the kayak. Your advice is so true because I was thinking the same thing and I don't even own a kayak!

@diederickbrugman4996 2 года назад

Allways laughing ,great show Alfred.Greetings from the Netherlands. Diederick

@MySprike 3 года назад

This is like a best of. Nice

@BigRedOverlanding Год назад

Omg man I just found your channel today. You are hilarious. Keep it up

@mikeperez8 3 года назад

Dude, this was funny AF

@bebetoeulalio8183 2 года назад

I have fun with these videos, to moor a vessel you need to take into account the direction of the tide and the wind, always choose the side of the pier downwind and tide, wind blowing port, pier starboard.