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@sergeandou9853
@sergeandou9853 Год назад
It was only 4 minutes, but it was felt like eternity of suffering.
@ManhNguyen-yd6kz
@ManhNguyen-yd6kz Год назад
Yes it that turtle is suffer more than very much other turtle But it still fine because it got alot smoke, turn and retreat fast
@tatuira93
@tatuira93 Год назад
Tutel life is pain. They look cute but they're in constant agony.
@FieldMarshalMeltus
@FieldMarshalMeltus Год назад
That’s why you should not play Britain
@ManhNguyen-yd6kz
@ManhNguyen-yd6kz Год назад
@@FieldMarshalMeltus their 8.0 8.3 is not bad
@shithead3546
@shithead3546 Год назад
@@ManhNguyen-yd6kz the reverse speed is sort of OK, but it could'nt turn when reverve, that's sucks though.
@telamonleaf5319
@telamonleaf5319 Год назад
0:02 The damage was so abysmal that even the knocked out crew member turned to look at it
@panzerkampfwagenviausf.b2236
bro was baffled
@muhammadusmanrafique3517
@muhammadusmanrafique3517 Год назад
T U T E L 🐢
@wunderwaffe2822
@wunderwaffe2822 Год назад
Bri'ish tutel🐢
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba Год назад
Bri’ish tutel 🐢
@thesuitdeveloper
@thesuitdeveloper Год назад
Bri'ish tutel 🐢
@Aptalmirya
@Aptalmirya Год назад
Bri'ish tutel🐢
@Deutschland_1943
@Deutschland_1943 Год назад
Bri'ish tutel🐢
@thefez-cat
@thefez-cat Год назад
The Tortoise, specifically designed to be a massively-armored rolling bunker for assault purposes, with a 32pdr that tested very well against a Panther at nearly a thousand yards. Or to put that in War Thunder terms: it ain't Russian or German, so it's about as easy to one-shot as something with a third the armor and the gun hits like a pillow.
@jububoobaroo67
@jububoobaroo67 Год назад
The last hit of the video is complete bull but otherwise the tank actually does take a lot of hits in my experience.
@sgmvideos5175
@sgmvideos5175 5 месяцев назад
Nah, he is right, in WT british tanks are lame, only good thing for over 6 BR is tetrarch with it's great mobility, average cannon and especially high rewards for kills. (tho tortoise is actually fun if you don't get into 7.7BR battles). I kind of wonder why it has that mg turret, causes about 80% of deaths.
@MrTrool323
@MrTrool323 Год назад
With a good dose of certainty...the days of T95 and Tortoise are looong gone
@user-lr2rw8od8p
@user-lr2rw8od8p Год назад
T95 aint that bad
@MrTrool323
@MrTrool323 Год назад
@@user-lr2rw8od8p It's a target practice for CAS literally
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer Год назад
@@MrTrool323 yeah but CAS has always been around, unlike HEAT-FS
@MrTrool323
@MrTrool323 Год назад
@@Klovaneer only chosen few had cheat-FS and now you have.. Rockets heatfs apfsds
@themistaken9571
@themistaken9571 Год назад
Tortoise never really had its day. Always got shit on by anything with aphe anyways
@lordumas
@lordumas Год назад
You're laughing. Malzi's suffering and you're all laughing. Hahaha
@ZIONOMANIA
@ZIONOMANIA Год назад
Doom Tutel's Bri'ish counterpart! 🐢🇬🇧
@punisher3607
@punisher3607 Год назад
Though basically worse in a ton of ways lol
@ZETH_27
@ZETH_27 Год назад
@@punisher3607 Though better because of the mobility, reload, traverse rate, firing arc and a lot more. The T95 is better on paper, but the 9 sec reload on the Torty has saved me a lot more times than the APHE filler on the Doom Turtle.
@aliturm
@aliturm Год назад
The little version of T U T E L 🐢
@twochainzzzzzzzz
@twochainzzzzzzzz Год назад
Can’t wait to see you get to 200k. You fully deserve it buddy! Keep up the great content.
@MrSoresu
@MrSoresu Год назад
Tortoise in a race against a Maus. Had me chuckling.
@PhantomTangeant
@PhantomTangeant Год назад
That last death was for sure a 'bruh' clip of its own category. 11/10 wrong place, wrong time, buy a reverse lottery ticket.
@Zer0_kontrol
@Zer0_kontrol Год назад
1:43 the sliding brick sound always works
@muhammadcalvin8281
@muhammadcalvin8281 Год назад
2:22 of all the korean gamer rages in every War thunder comp, this one is the best so far 🤣
@kujousara101
@kujousara101 Год назад
I still remember when I helped one of those to move faster, Really wholesome moment
@landgrave8795
@landgrave8795 Год назад
20 minutes to get to the area where everyone is at, another 50 minutes to get yourself in a half decent camp spot 10 minutes to position yourself juuuust right and 0.1 second to get one tapped from across the map.
@mouthfullofbeesseppl9507
@mouthfullofbeesseppl9507 Год назад
Others find it annoying but i love it when a bomber fully commits on crashing into you just to secure the kill, that means you upset that pilot so much they wasted their entire plane on one tank. You can taste their angry tears xd
@edwardedward8067
@edwardedward8067 Год назад
I can already feel the pain
@Tasteful_Edits
@Tasteful_Edits Год назад
When it goes good, it good. But when it goes bad.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
@Eblank3218
@Eblank3218 Год назад
i love when i see familiar names in malzi videos, we are all just suffering together day by day
@clay6653
@clay6653 Год назад
3:38 i laughed at this part so much i almost died while eating soup lmfao
@aceofspadesguy4913
@aceofspadesguy4913 Год назад
Yeah I’ve become strongly of the opinion that being able to see what you’ve knocked out on the enemy tank is one of the biggest problems with WT, aside from the ballistics being nonsensical ofc. Like no one would really know if they killed your gunner or not. At least wouldn’t have track and barrel torture.
@panzerkampfwagenviausf.b2236
let alone that if you get a lucky MG hit into some hidden tank you pretty much just doxxed him
@latlatko
@latlatko Год назад
might be necessary so people can learn where to shoot tanks by playing the game.
@joecraskki3175
@joecraskki3175 Год назад
It helps with the game play. Simulation: Yeah, you don't need to see it, but remember it's a game you're supposed to enjoy.
@ascherlafayette8572
@ascherlafayette8572 Год назад
@@joecraskki3175 Supposed to think you enjoy so you spend monry*
@themistaken9571
@themistaken9571 Год назад
would this not be a completely unneeded humongous buff to aphe lol
@alexairconditioning1581
@alexairconditioning1581 Год назад
As a britian main I feel the pain
@asiangaemr8147
@asiangaemr8147 Год назад
Yeah, but I don't think many British players ever get pass most of the hell without spending money. I would know, I've been playing for 300+ hours and I'm still stuck at rank IV.
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer Год назад
​@@asiangaemr8147 brits have plenty of good midrange tanks only limited by awkward ammo - i had a grand time in achilles, comet and avenger; charioteer and concept 3 are literally broken cent 3 and caernarvon also pretty good but then you do get ballcrushed when everyone else gets stabs and godawful swingfire doesn't help
@commandantdebordpierre7411
@commandantdebordpierre7411 Год назад
​@@Klovaneer broken xD
@ZETH_27
@ZETH_27 Год назад
@@Klovaneer At 5.7 you literally have a lineup of 5/6 17-pdr tanks Challenger, Comet, Avenger, Firefly, Comcept 3 and Achilles. It is disgustingly good, and the fact that you have so much pen - for me at least - more than compensates for the lack of he-filler since you can utalize weakspots no other allies can. For example, the APDS shell for the Challenger and Comet can both go through the UFP of the Panther, and kill an IS-2 effectively anywhere except absurd angles.
@barbarianchosen6296
@barbarianchosen6296 Год назад
​@@ZETH_27 17 pdr is good, too bad it's shells bounces like all time.
@f-5etigerii331
@f-5etigerii331 Год назад
I love the angry Korean gamer sound effects it adds the cherry on top to your vids.
@PeanutPunisher32
@PeanutPunisher32 Год назад
Bro! The Nissan Altima racing the Porsche video and you made it a meme. *Chef’s Kiss*
@LiezAllLiez
@LiezAllLiez Год назад
That last death was rather hilarious. Random t44 kills the turtle in a single shot from half a continent away. If this was reality - the ruskies gun sight would show a blurred image past 200 meters.
@raghead3400
@raghead3400 Год назад
In war thunder, armour is always slowing you down but protecting your enemies.
@revangofficial
@revangofficial Год назад
my depression stops for a bit when a new malzi post comes out
@byyourself7537
@byyourself7537 Год назад
And if anybody is wondering about that little exhaust on the left side. That's the starting motor for the main motor. They usually used motorcycles motors and often from JAWA 250 :D
@bradendudley1722
@bradendudley1722 Год назад
Malzi! You got this, love the content!
@Terence911
@Terence911 Год назад
Normally tutel haves lot of armot,weight and firepower... this thing just haves weight
@beanzj8984
@beanzj8984 Год назад
The more I watch you suffer the more I'm glad I got to high tier when I did and I'm now done with this mess of a game. Keep up the memes man, can't wait to see you hit 200k!
@toxinomic3713
@toxinomic3713 Год назад
1:33 5 particular days at Frederickson Fazbearingtons battle field
@tea2973
@tea2973 Год назад
Still my favorite and most played tanks ever. I am a Tortoise enjoyer.
@ExplosiveBean1
@ExplosiveBean1 Год назад
“I love the british tech tree!” - masochist
@Ratonmaicol
@Ratonmaicol Год назад
That last death was something rage inducing ☠️
@-Fr3nch_Baguette-
@-Fr3nch_Baguette- Год назад
Thank you for F1 music intro ;)
@The_USSR
@The_USSR Год назад
- Honey, where you've been? - I was T U T E L - STRANGE, but your T-shirt clear and doesn't smell fun
@therainygames
@therainygames Год назад
Wow, I'm amazed at your endurance, if I had this tank and they killed me like that, I just wouldn't stand it and destroyed my monitor
@Majorite
@Majorite Год назад
British: I know that's cool and all but it needs MOAR flat plates!
@isverchoon7760
@isverchoon7760 Год назад
The drag race clip is seriously underrated lmao
@ko0leA1d
@ko0leA1d Год назад
I’m glad to see as a new player, that it never ends and I am the skill issue.
@demondude1000
@demondude1000 Год назад
The Maus driving was my favorite
@GavinMFR
@GavinMFR Год назад
Tutel: *exists* Literally any tiger 2:
@kaiserofneemania7246
@kaiserofneemania7246 Год назад
Whenever i see the tortoise I imagine Winston Churchill flipping the enemy of XD
@daglas95y
@daglas95y Год назад
My fav tank ❤
@jw1343
@jw1343 Год назад
Every time I head Los Toreadors now, my mind immediately goes to Malzi.
@Awesomesauce213
@Awesomesauce213 Год назад
Has anyone noticed lately that shots on your barrel almost always destroy it but your shots on other barrels tend to just bounce off? Whats up with that? Did Gaijin screw up something again? xD
@wingsken
@wingsken Год назад
yeah
@tacticalpossum7090
@tacticalpossum7090 Год назад
Ive noticed that shooting barrels from the side as become extremely unreliable. Muzzle shots are the best bet.
@AshanTyrXL
@AshanTyrXL Год назад
Wait. Are you saying it has been different in the past? Never experienced it any different.
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer Год назад
@@AshanTyrXL volumetric-shell-gate maybe? anyway having a big muzzle brake is a surefire way to get barrelshot
@brothercoconut6599
@brothercoconut6599 Год назад
It work both ways man I got a kill with barrel shot the other day...Gaijin hate us equally.
@omitempest6015
@omitempest6015 Год назад
I played the strv 103 line, I understand the suffering of being eternally stunned
@jacksonrhoads3785
@jacksonrhoads3785 Год назад
Love solid shot
@2902ao
@2902ao Год назад
The tortoise is one of my favorite tanks, even though it is lacking in speed and viability. I just wish that it could not be over pressured so easily.
@noxidrageborn3276
@noxidrageborn3276 Год назад
2:11 Music get it climax... This is art
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 Год назад
I guess the hare got tired of loosing.
@Actul_Trap
@Actul_Trap Год назад
There’s no way that 105 tiger knew where to shoot you. That is just the most warthunder luck I have ever seen.
@samuellawrenson07n59
@samuellawrenson07n59 Год назад
Tortoise suffers...... can you do one on the 3 inch gun carrier? It is like a low tier tortoise if played right!
@edwardjones3520
@edwardjones3520 Год назад
This is what a lot of my 6.7 german games feel like lol
@volatile5460
@volatile5460 Год назад
Most enjoyable british tank
@TheTankperson
@TheTankperson Год назад
Superior British engineering
@thealpaca8hay
@thealpaca8hay Год назад
Why does the British Tutel’s gun sound like someone releasing a bunch of rubble down a hill lmao
@Bruno-G
@Bruno-G Год назад
The bri'sh concept of "we have t-95 at home"
@Sveta7
@Sveta7 Год назад
These videos would be nothing without Tense's rage videos
@Seallypoops
@Seallypoops Год назад
Solid shot
@user-vh6rd5hq3w
@user-vh6rd5hq3w Год назад
"Ow mAn ImpOsiBol!"
@y7o4ka
@y7o4ka Год назад
You know shit's bad when the tutel beomes the tortoise
@Unknown_bnuy
@Unknown_bnuy Год назад
a 10.5 cm tiger 2... thats rare
@El_gordo798
@El_gordo798 Год назад
Noob tank
@MultiNinja79
@MultiNinja79 Год назад
@@El_gordo798 lmao literally the exact opposite
@chrisdt2297
@chrisdt2297 Год назад
Just pure solid shot pain ah, my blood pressure
@theimperfectgod7140
@theimperfectgod7140 Год назад
This is _bread in french_ moment
@zacharymathey3901
@zacharymathey3901 Год назад
I like how Rasputin in The Kings Man says: Tortoise. Now I say it how he says it.
@thesmartparrot.aka.parrot1355
The best sh|t is that how Slow the gun turns
@Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen
@Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen Год назад
Tortoise keeled a plain!!!
@byyourself7537
@byyourself7537 Год назад
Yuhuuu TUTEEL!🐢❤
@leoartt
@leoartt Год назад
Tortoise.. tort... Turt.. turtle? TUTEL!!
@DKKVR
@DKKVR Год назад
father you have called me🐢
@agentp2641
@agentp2641 Год назад
2:36 "Попадание в пулемёт!" © 🤣🤣🤣
@Alexandrina_Caroline
@Alexandrina_Caroline Год назад
A cute turtle but can turn tanks into scrap steel
@ddd-sx7pw
@ddd-sx7pw Год назад
I always wonder why Brits thought that solid shot is the best thing ever and legit put it in almost every tank they made.
@commandantdebordpierre7411
@commandantdebordpierre7411 Год назад
Because solid shot was a lot better than aphe in real life
@bickboose9364
@bickboose9364 Год назад
Because it was the best option at the time and APHE only works like a mini-nuke in WarThunder.
@laucarson6745
@laucarson6745 Год назад
The Jtiger one was actually skill shot though, but same suffer as Tortoise :P
@jgrandson5651
@jgrandson5651 Год назад
Oh I would love to play the tortoise! if only it was remotely viable in the meta...
@hivecasts
@hivecasts Год назад
Tutel when :D
@N30NUS
@N30NUS Год назад
Tortoise = PAINHUB
@Luitenant_Axe-Batch58
@Luitenant_Axe-Batch58 Год назад
**oo big tutel**
@Thegoingfire
@Thegoingfire Год назад
Yoshi would be proud
@user-ui2tk3oi3s
@user-ui2tk3oi3s Год назад
This is a real tutel
@Con5tantine
@Con5tantine Год назад
Apparently, there was a Mosquito variation that tested carrying a 32pdr which is the gun on the Tortoise here. One of these days I'm gonna see if there are any plans or pictures of this aircraft.
@bluegamer308
@bluegamer308 Год назад
Unfortunately it is a very hard tank to play and it’s good to know I wasn’t the only one struggling
@spurdosparde430
@spurdosparde430 Год назад
tense1983 makes every clip funny
@gamerfordumies6938
@gamerfordumies6938 Год назад
last t 44-100 is op baby xD
@sigiLiBamba
@sigiLiBamba Год назад
cant wait till i got the tutel and be able to suffer myself
@burningsinner1132
@burningsinner1132 Год назад
Remember: Type 75 SPH player had to "enjoy" through the rest of japanese tanks to get where he is. Same deal with British and French: their tanks suck. But players don't.
@Paronak
@Paronak Год назад
Fear a high tier japanese tanker in a profession where they quit at the chi-he
@haroldotrotter9148
@haroldotrotter9148 Год назад
there tanks dont suck, ok well japanese ones yeah. some british tanks are extremly OP lol. the centrion mk1, black prince, cen mk 3 and 10 and the cromwell 1 are very very good tanks.
@Haaton-of-the-Basement
@Haaton-of-the-Basement Год назад
If a Type 60 ATGM is at the top with over 5 kills. That's when you know he has alot of patience and probably is a virtue person.
@rhystaylor851
@rhystaylor851 Год назад
Classic Malzi tutel suffering 🐢🐢🐢
@ale69420
@ale69420 Год назад
Tutel! ♥
@mrrobmaxyt1082
@mrrobmaxyt1082 Год назад
i am playing War thunder and WoT blitz. and i can confirm that in both games tortoise is a *pain*
@JAH9495
@JAH9495 Год назад
Remember when tanking enemy shots gained you points? Never forget what they took from us.
@omnipotank
@omnipotank Год назад
Over pressure has definitely gotten out of hand and works when it should not.
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk Год назад
Gaijin be like "So, it was impressively armored at the front and had a 94 mm gun? So, basically, you're saying it can't take out anything above 4 battle rating, and blows up if so much as a machinegun touches it's track? You got it!"
@pretty_cool4494
@pretty_cool4494 Год назад
I used to call this tank "Turdoise"
@crucialbeatle7935
@crucialbeatle7935 Год назад
Volumetric screws this tank over
@leo86channel
@leo86channel Год назад
Yo bro, nice super heavy tank… it would be a shame.. if someone overpressured it
@sarge8905
@sarge8905 Год назад
What do you use to record your games? I always seem to have quality/bit rate issues :(
@cyroostetherington3335
@cyroostetherington3335 Год назад
t28 mini doom tutel: laughs in apcbc filler
@Minimeister317
@Minimeister317 Год назад
as a new player, I will never understand how people make those ridiculous long ass shots all the way from freaking narnia.
@BIGmlems
@BIGmlems Год назад
rangefinder goes a long way especially in that spgs case
@average_peanut_fan3059
@average_peanut_fan3059 Год назад
Ultra Low quality also helps