Tory Lanez's Bozo Behavior, Cake Boss Hospitalized & R&B Desus | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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Desus gets a sexy photoshoot with his profile in The Cut, thick thighs really save lives, the Cake Boss Buddy Valastro hurts his hand bowling, and Tory Lanez exploits the Megan Thee Stallion shooting to promote his new album, Daystar, right on the heels of the Breonna Taylor decision.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

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@TheGeobaby 3 года назад

Mero gassing Desus up is 😍😍 The brand is comfortable in their masculinity 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 3 года назад

Go bestfriend go bestfriend go bestfriend

@blerdynerdy5705 3 года назад

Reminds me of another preshow where Mero told Desus "I've always admired your eyebrows" and Desus looked so proud and they just moved on lol BDE between these two

@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 3 года назад

@@blerdynerdy5705 just boys supporting boys

@sasogorelick 3 года назад

@@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us Mas na'💪

@Phreezyy 3 года назад

@@blerdynerdy5705 tutup u

@letprod 3 года назад

I want a Desus & Mero t-shirt with "Allegedly" printed on it.

@kionnakelly2918 3 года назад

Same. They need to make this happen

@geocyo8835 3 года назад

this channel real live needs merch in the description section

@Lezbots95 3 года назад

L T don’t worry Victor will be on this ASAP

@sly.the.artist1935 3 года назад

quickest wat to get arrested if youre not black

@thebeardedjuan5484 3 года назад

And all the things they said allegedly to

@LiveLoveLaugh_44 3 года назад

Desus cried when he wasn’t cast on Netflix Sneakerheads.

@frankierosado3583 3 года назад

Wait?! He’s not?! 🤯

@sant4992 3 года назад

He should have been the cameos were wild but so amazing

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

Me too😤😭

@PrNycTina1091 3 года назад

the friendship desus and mero have is so healthy and beautiful. they may be freaks and dirty ass dudes from the BX but they're so good to each other. find you a friend that says you look like a young morris chestnut. mero's such a good hype man.

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

💘💖🥳

@shannez6282 3 года назад

They’re so cute😩🙌🏾

@ishmaelambrosine6458 3 года назад

Woah my G. Desus and Mero have been clean for years now. Calling em dirty, thats just slander.

@JOSWAY787 3 года назад

@@ishmaelambrosine6458 nah nigga it’s sucio boys for life

@abigailpew8383 Год назад

Oof

@CZW 3 года назад

Desus is meta AF! *drinks green juice during segment roasting him for drinking green juice*

@azahias9 3 года назад

The most meta 🤣 Dude is a walking meme subreddit

@Daniel-dr2jb 3 года назад

Get you a friend like Mero gassing up Desus during the photos 😂😂

@eatyourveggies_ 3 года назад

Damn, Julia really gave her man a highlight reel. That's love.

@auntynature2083 3 года назад

“ Yo, your Ubers here. “ 🤣🤣🤣

@waxeightoneeight 2 года назад

That shit hit a little too close to home for Julia lol

@erick2energydrinks488 3 года назад

The juices are pressed but your boy neva is....

@Hi_Tamera 3 года назад

Erick 702 😂💀

@Sweet_Oni 3 года назад

Real ones know!

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

Beautiful 😍!

@ctaylah 3 года назад

I am the art damn it

@isvvx 3 года назад

"Mamadu is out side" lmaooo the accuracy. Son always pulls up with the cleanest whip & phone chargers that ain't even hit the streets yet.

@yulemnymendez7206 3 года назад

lmfaooooo

@jessicabw 3 года назад

There was a missed opportunity to say, "open your third thigh" ....

@taylorsimon1927 3 года назад

Dead🤣💀

@chipotlefanatic3713 3 года назад

You should write some of their jokes!

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад

Sucio girl ah ah ah!

@TheGeobaby 3 года назад

Su su suciooooo 🤣

@Sweet_Oni 3 года назад

May god bless you life and legacy

@nicki614 3 года назад

Yo, seeing Mero restrain himself in real time is crazy! He wanted to go IN on tory 🤣🤣🤣

@AndrewMaNa1 3 года назад

Tory would knock him out 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ we all seen that leak of mero getting pressed lmao and he was all quite 💀 🤣

@bhaalboy 3 года назад

@@AndrewMaNa1 Tory couldn't even reach him lmao

@AndrewMaNa1 3 года назад

@Canisha-ann Walker you big mad lmao 🤣 😂 💀 its funny cuz im a fan of desus and mero 💀 but you not a real fan of them cuz you can't be honest time to time 😉

@TheOrangeneck 3 года назад

It's totally understandable, but we don't know for sure it was Tory Lanez right now. Spreading rumors has real consequences...

@sodabread7956 3 года назад

Lol if he turns his head to the side it's the same width as his shoulders 😂😂 *Petite*🤣

@QueenASMR2019 3 года назад

LOL!

@brightside6574 3 года назад

@Opinions, Facts And Logic omg it's Tory in the comments trolling for Tory. Now this makes sense LMFAO

@geocyo8835 3 года назад

@@brightside6574 you dumb! lol

@jordachejordan90 3 года назад

Desus and Mero speaking up on Breonna and Megan more than 98% of today's rappers

@tykarnath1384 3 года назад

Yeah why not defend the other felons drug dealers and rapists

@jordachejordan90 3 года назад

@@tykarnath1384 hey everyone look a lost troll! Aww. 😍

@dwavyy300 3 года назад

Lol not the rapper job to talk about it wierdo

@tykarnath1384 3 года назад

Still here trolling 🤣🤣

@jordachejordan90 3 года назад

@@dwavyy300 so you think someone should profit off their own or someone else's culture but not speak up for that community's issues? Which makes a person either a sell out or a culture vulture.

@alexlewis5068 3 года назад

Aarpenis might be the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!

@CZW 3 года назад

It took 5 min for me to get it....still hilarious

@geocyo8835 3 года назад

shit was so funny

@Word_Wise_Woman 3 года назад

Exactly, I literally was ctfu 😂🤣🤣

@nicholedumas9875 3 года назад

I know Dark Desus is the Peleton Papi right now but is Mero lowkey tightening up as well 🤔😏

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

So cuuuuuute Peloton Papi!! I love em' both so much 💓 MORRIS 🌰 CHESTNUT🔥💘

@kmallory100 3 года назад

Dark Desus?

@biterface03 3 года назад

kmallory100 gotta listen to the bodega boys podcast, it’s the Art. Look at it as Dark Desus & The Plantain Supernova’s greatest hits

@Harold_Ofori 3 года назад

Yo your uber’s here 😂💀

@torilanier 3 года назад

All Desus needs is a WILD hoop earring.

@biterface03 3 года назад

& Some O.D. Baggy Boot-Cut Jeans.

@Thelaughingm0m 3 года назад

I'm a dental assistant, not a dentist and I still use my hands as an excuse not to do certain shit at home.

@CeezGeez 3 года назад

Allegedly with the Disney font 🙅🏿‍♂️💀

@OneAndOnlyTyker 3 года назад

Everytiiiiime!! 🇹🇹

@jordanbest8186 3 года назад

Desus is Freddie Gibbs little brother😭

@dre_withwithout 3 года назад

Torey Lanez is the height of an action-less action figure

@Irv2488 3 года назад

The brand is strong🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 is that a young Morris Chestnut 🤔🤔😂☠🤣👏👏👏👏

@taraloker6045 3 года назад

Cat calling the old man. 🤦🏾‍♀️😭🤣

@ryanvincenec3511 3 года назад

It was misdirected

@cgill914 3 года назад

When they said “AARPenis” 😂🤣😂😂💀💀

@mister_bailey 3 года назад

“Yeeeeeeeeeah, bro!!!” 😆😆😆

@chelseadillon2268 3 года назад

Am I the only one who thinks Julia sounds like she looks like Anna Kendrick?

@geocyo8835 3 года назад

Sis you ain't lyin'. And she looks like Carole King. Obscure reference, I know, but she does.

@Rushil69420 3 года назад

mero said “short people got no reason to live” jdjsjahhshdhj 😭😭😭

@kayceecee- 3 года назад

My 5’5 ass exits stage left ..

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

Me 5'3"🤭🥳

@selalewis9189 3 года назад

That’s a Randy Newman song. It’s called “Short People.” My mom loves that song.

@amaka637 3 года назад

Tory Thee Pony

@tierramist 3 года назад

😚💦

@beng557 3 года назад

“Blow my back out Daniel.” - Julia

@ryanvincenec3511 3 года назад

Deceased

@Kxji 3 года назад

*SU SU SU SUUUUUUCIIIIOOOOOOOOO!*

@MehIgotnothing 3 года назад

😂😂

@Slappysan 3 года назад

!!!!!

@sknkwrksowner 3 года назад

The 3 dislikes so far: Tory Lanez, his publicist, and his rap career for those trash bars

@solitairedoll 3 года назад

No one in Canada claims him. Banish him to Antarctica. I can’t even name one of his songs!

@JupiterNoPluto 3 года назад

The album was fire. Yall some sheep

@bilaljones3635 3 года назад

@@JupiterNoPluto You bought/streamed/downloaded an album from a guy who used the shooting of a black woman as a publicity stunt. You're the sheep my guy. Only stans are checking for Tory Lanez rn.

@JupiterNoPluto 3 года назад

@@bilaljones3635 Rihanna did it. Chris did it. Robin Thicke did it. Gucci mane did it. Yall really mad at a man for trying to tell people it wasn't like that while also saying I cant say too much because in case you didn't know. WE DONT SPEAK ON OPEN CASES. So what can he say. But when it comes out he ain't really do it. Check the album again 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@elliee3295 3 года назад

Brandon H facts

@MGmexican 3 года назад

damn, Tory Lanez got beef with jojos bizarre adventure?

@AngelSantiago-cy5jn 3 года назад

His stand is taller than him 🥴

@djchayan 3 года назад

@@AngelSantiago-cy5jn Oh No!

@cyfkilla 3 года назад

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDT

@TheSarcasticChicken2 3 года назад

@@AngelSantiago-cy5jn he's 5'3", his stand is 5'7".

@AndrewMaNa1 3 года назад

@Opinions, Facts And Logic bruh why you coping and paste the same shit 🤣 i seen haters but your something else lmao

@chingon784 3 года назад

1:38 hit way to close to home for Julia lmao

@gappygapps 3 года назад

Lil uzi vert admitted he was 5'4" why can't Tory admit he's 5'3"

@alisonbengry4298 3 года назад

we need that mero playgirl photo shoot

@SCSilk 3 года назад

They’ll catcall anyone.

@nikkijohnson5249 3 года назад

Ok Desus lookin like an entree out here 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@geocyo8835 3 года назад

Y'all women who really go up for Desus are something else! LOL

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

Thank you Nikki! (I'm a Nikki too)🤣💘 Oooh he's what they call in NYC a "Dimepiece"🤣🥰😇

@foxycinnamon7307 3 года назад

Tom Hanks as Doug on Black Jeopardy: Q: What can a skinny woman do? A: What is - Not a goddamn thang fer me!!!

@sasogorelick 3 года назад

😂

@jeremyblackwater439 3 года назад

😂😭the way he said it...I felt it.

@jasonm8755 3 года назад

The Brand Is Strong!

@simeonfalafel 3 года назад

I’m so here for that femdom reference at the start of the show

@keemadethis336 3 года назад

“Me at my mega church” 😂😂

@mrvincentbrown475 3 года назад

"I can pick you up like a little baby" 💀

@evangeline6 3 года назад

RIP KENZO i'm glad Mero is paying homage with the shirt

@kidzoom221 3 года назад

So we're gonna skip right past the video opening with Mero calling Julia "mistress" and her replying "you've been very good boys?" we're just gonna let that particular bit go by without further examination?

@madmotoristmonk5319 3 года назад

Right? I came here looking for an explanation. Time to google I guess

@seemsfishy23 3 года назад

They called her Mrs. like a teacher thing, which is why she said good boys. But she said that at the same time as when Mero called her Mistress, which he probably first meant it like what you’d call a fancy boarding school teacher or whatever. But then it was accidentally sucio and changed the context of her comment lol

@ejfarino 3 года назад

The energy at the start was so on brand I love them all

@CB-rt5wz 3 года назад

Y'all bring me so much joy.

@Socallmelex 3 года назад

I saw that pic pop up on Google and thought Desus died. 😭😭 2020s been a traumatic year.

@kionnakelly2918 3 года назад

Same😂😭😂😭

@voen 3 года назад

You got to make your Cake Bones before you can become La Cakestra Nostra.

@brightside6574 3 года назад

Bwahahahha Mero roasting Tory 🔥🔥

@brightside6574 3 года назад

@Opinions, Facts And Logic that's because everyone who listened was already a fan lmao of course they think it's fire. No one else is checking for that little garden gnome. Tory was ok for a hook or a little remake but please relax, he's trash lmfaooo

@JoseRodriguez-je4mj 3 года назад

“Bought her 80 inches but couldn’t get a inch up in her” They purposely put up his trash lines lol I know Desus listened to the album 😆

@inaj27 3 года назад

They are naturally funny ! Love them

@latisha334 3 года назад

The way Desus said “petit” 😂

@dreamarie7394 3 года назад

Opinions, Facts And Logic How many times you gonna copy/paste this wack ass comment then respond to your other weirdo page ? The brand got y’all PRESSEDDDDD 😂

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

@@dreamarie7394 thank you 😊

@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад

@Opinions, Facts And Logic Meg Thee Stallion WAP got you phucked up.

@flanzjones 3 года назад

We all seen Kingpin, dude wasn't paying someone(s) from the 5 families.

@ashleybates8922 3 года назад

Props to Mero for the Randy Newman reference👏👏👏👏

@sufferationist 3 года назад

I been broken up with someone at IKEA too. I know the pain, Desus

@cc_isgreat671 3 года назад

He looks so fine in these pics

@roomclear 3 года назад

Mero leading in with "Short People"!!!! Apropos My Guy!

@katherinelucas8515 3 года назад

THAT MAN SAID “CAKE BOSS MONEY” 💀💀💀💀

@jasonchipman5325 3 года назад

You guys don’t disappoint....another solid episode.....yerd!!!

@pumaferalsupa7024 3 года назад

When you try to roll the ball but don’t let go and slide into the pins.👨🏾‍🍳🤣☠️

@JonConstruct 3 года назад

7:59 That Disney font "Allegedly" tho

@menaabuali8340 3 года назад

Desus & Mero going in on Tory is too good.

@blerdynerdy5705 3 года назад

They missed out on a "Kingpin" movie reference with that Cake Boss "bowling accident".

@bridgetbonds5169 3 года назад

Desus photos are fantastic

@cieranelson3609 3 года назад

Oh my gosh the photos of mero’s family in the back so cute

@marjoe32 3 года назад

I cant wait till Paul F Thompkins breaks out his Cake Boss on CBB again.

@srb.373 3 года назад

Wasn't Desus talking smack about black and white photos a few episodes ago?

@astronaut4291 3 года назад

Yo this warmup is top 5, I was rollin the whole time!!

@stephenalfaro1350 3 года назад

Cake boss definitely a mob related hit

@SupermanHopkins 3 года назад

"This could be me in my megachurch ... your Uber is here; get TF out." Wowwwwwwwwwww. 😂🤣

@billybutcher8584 3 года назад

We the bodega hive request the brand to address Desus and Julia’s relationship

@jessica_gerbil 2 года назад

"lookin good in those sketchers papi!" 💀💀💀💀

@WenD1908 3 года назад

Tory Lanez will always be the bane of Black women everywhere. And petite.

@user-gd4cp4vg9w 3 года назад

This Cake Boss mangling reminds me of the movie Kingpin. Theres more to this story than he wants us to know.

@omara9205 3 года назад

Play it for the jury, Gangstalicious.

@portlandbellejay9606 3 года назад

Mero's babies are so beautiful. x

@LARKXHIN 3 года назад

I still have the Cake Boss cookbook I wanted from ages ago so I’m like 🤭😫😳 also why is he at a bowling alley during a pandemic.

@girl2h4u 3 года назад

Lol it was his at home bowling alley #Wealth

@chicagoakland 3 года назад

Mero with the Randy Newman reference 💀💀

@TheZeroinsane 3 года назад

#1 show in late night

@darylcarr8283 3 года назад

That Cake Boss "accident" was most def a mob hit. Too convenient his "money maker" got fucked up.

@foxycinnamon7307 3 года назад

Desus! My man! Green juice is doing you right...lucky photog! That shot looking off into the distance like a sexy sea captain in that bulky knit sweater..mmm hmm.