Total Chaos Chess vs Ai Napoleon, plus a crazy Ai Detective game (VOD) 

1:15:45 you know this is not the same AI as last time because it didn't completely blast Doug for his incompetence and blame him for all his mistakes, but was instead very nice and supportive

Now THIS is how chess was meant to be played

This is like the opposite of the other AI streams. Usually the AI starts talking about Saul Goodman coming down from heaven or grim lord Eldrim and the golden blade, but here the AI has been 100% grounded and serious meanwhile doug is like "I'm a drunk naked man, and my dog is a great detective, and I have authority over you so you need to murder that man over there..."

I love how in all other AI streams Doug has to guide the AI to not get off-track and stick to the narrative, and in the Detective game it's the opposite. Those poor robots trying to solve a crime while the human detective just wants someone to walk his dog.

44:03 " as clueless as a sunburnt vineyardkeeper on a rainy day " bro is a poet

At first, I wasn't sure, but the #Ad section was actually really good because Doug managed to showcase the AI's abilities while accomplishing literally nothing of value, which helps push viewers who are actually interested to try it themselves.

idk if I can ever get used to bald at the beard doug

i love how whenever the spy does his talking animation his hand gets cut off by the frame, making it look like a webcam with a greenscreen

Misleading thumbnail, can’t believe I was tricked into thinking there would be a bearded man

Video ends at 2:45:25

18:40 "Can you tell napoleon some fun facts about vaporeon?" "NO."

Chess starts at 25:25

Full game pgns (A is artilery, C is cavalry, = means a transformation or promotion, ^ means the piece is spawned or resurrected there, & means chats pieces are moving on napoleons turn, W: indicates a whirlwind, BB is divine bishop, P is pegasus, PK is Pegasus King, + is check, # means the move in the final position is a check and the final position is checkmate under normal rules, barring napoleons cheating): Game 1: 1. a3 b3 c3 e3 d3 f3 g3 Ra2 Nb2 Bc2 Qd2 Ke2 Bf2 Ng2 Rh2 Aa1^ Ab1^ Ac1^ Ad1^ Ae1^ Af1^ Ag1^ Ah1^ x a7 a8 b7 b8 c7 c8, Nf6 2. Rag8 a3=C b3=C c3=C d3=C e3=C f3=C g3=C h3=C Ca6 Cb6 Cc7 Cd6 Ce6 Cxf6 Cg6 Ch6, Rxg8 3. Be3 Aa8 Aa7 Aa6 Aa5 Aa4 Aa3 Aa2 Aa1 Nb7 Qb5 Kb4 Bb3 Nb2 Rb1 Bc4 Cf8 Cf6 Cf5 Cf4 Cf3 Cf2 Cf1 Rb7 W: N2e7 Bcb2 A8d5 & h7g1=Q g7g2 f7g3 e7g4 Rh2 Bh3 Kh4 Qh5 Bh6 W: Qc6 Rd3^ Nc4^ d1=Q^ e3^ c2^ d6^ Nb8^, Qd2+ 4. Qxd2 Kxb3xb2xg3, Rh1# 5. BBxb6xb7xb8^ Pe6^, Rxg1 0-1 6. Pg1 PKxh4# 1-0

Petition to the devs of this game to include a red herring NPC desperate to get you to walk his Dog Buster

This is why chair is the main character of the channel. Chair doesn't shave and look like a 12 year old ferret.

What if Doug did this, but with one cheating AI vs. another cheating AI? I just want to see the ludicrous chaos that would unfold.

I love that Doug read “Swedish KR” and thought it stood for “Swedish Korea” rather than KR standing for, you know, something Swedish

This was the most chaotic and funniest chess game i've ever seen and I'm surprised Napoleon didn't win hope he does win in the future

Total chaos chess vs napoleon has so much potential and i really hope we get more! Imagine vs gotham chess "Oh! The Ai let me try a Greek gift, if they take my knight then it's checkmate" "Ah, a free knight, I shall summon my army of 1000 peasants to overwhelm it, then ravage it for resources. Meanwhile, my navy flanks the enemy king sand prepares to fire. Babagaboosh.

Its been so long since ive seen doug doug and i love the fact that the crazy shenanigans him and chat have not only continued, but gotten 10x better

When he talked about the case he cracked in 94' i imagined a 3 year old doug in an oversized trenchcoat walking around 😂

You should have AI Napoleon play 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel - now that would be chaos!

"What kind of dog is Buster?" I don't understand this question. Buster's a good dog, what other kind of dog would he be? :D

18:19 "No, we're not reinserting the anal beads. I did that last time and it didn't work. It did not fucking work. It did'nt work. I want to win this one." - DougDoug.

Doug without a beard looks old and young at the same time it’s freaky

To be honest he would have won if you didn't get rid of his Fused Bishop I think. You would have needed two moves to destroy it because it was fused with two Bishops. Meaning it would have blocked your Rook from checking his King.

I love how Napoleon added artillery and did literally nothing with it

Video starts at 0:00

Doug the nude detective must solve the toughest case of his career: Find someone who can walk his dog for him.

I like how Doug could push most of the people to give reasons they could walk his dog but they still refused. He only succeeded because the AI was desperate to prove its emotional intelligence as a human

Glad that Doug is still using the same thumbnail images despite him having replaced all the skin on his face

Napoleon fell right into our trap!

Didn't the AI win on like turn two? When all the cav moved forward? They can move sideways to take pieces. Thusly checkmate to chat instantly?

I used to use the progression of his beard as a timeline for when which video came out but i guess that goes out the window.

1:01:28 is when chat decides they want to kill me :)

Here is an in-depth analysis of this chess match for those who want to study chess and may possibly want to put this match into a chess engine, such as stockfish, to ultimately enhance your learning: Turn 1) White’s move: a3, b3, c3, d3, e3, f3, g3, h3, Ra2, Nbb2, Bcc2, Qd2, Ke2, Bff2, Ngg2, Rh2 (Both Queens can now turn pieces into peasants and kill them. Napoleon now also has a line of artillery cannons along the 1st rank.) 8 of black’s pieces, a7, b7, c7, d7, Ra8, Nb8, Bc8, and Qd8 are all taken. Black’s move: Nf6 Turn 2) White’s move: Rag8 All of white’s pawns, a3, b3, c3, d3, e3, f3, g3, and h3 become cuirassiers. They all move forward onto the 6th rank, removing black’s knight (cuirassierxf6). Black’s move: Rxg8 Turn 3) White’s move: Bce3 (The bishop increased its power) The board rotates 90 degrees so white’s pieces are now in the following places: A line of artillery cannons along the a-file, a line of cuirassiers along the f-file, Nb7, Qb5, Bc4, Kb4, Bb3, Nb2, and Rb1. Black’s pieces are now in the following places: g4, g3, g2, g1, Kh4, Bh3, and Rh2. White’s queen revives all of the captured pieces of both sides and randomly places them across the board. Black’s revived pieces are now in these random spots: Nb8, c6, c2, Rc4, Qd6, Nd3, e5, e1, and Bh7. White’s revived rook is also randomly placed on b6. The artillery cannon on a1 is moved to d5. Bce3 and Nb2e7 are played. Beb2. Black’s pawn on e5 moves to e3. Black’s bishop on h7 moves to h6. Then confusion occurs as Napoleon has himself in check, so his appointed general with no facial hair moves the black pawn on c6 to d6, the black queen on d6 to c6, the rook on c4 to d3, and the knight on d3 to c4. By rotating the board, the pawns on e1 and g1 are both promoted to queens. To not be in check from the newly promoted queen, the handsome general whirlwinds the queen on e1 to d1 and saves Napoleon from eternal doom. Additionally, it is explained that cuirassiers can move exactly like rooks. Plus rooks can teleport. Black’s move: Qd2+ Turn 4) White’s move: Qxd2. The two bishops on b2 and b3 merge into a mega divine bishop, flying the king over to g1, taking black’s other queen. The divine bishop then flies away into the darkness of void surrounding the chaotic game. Black’s move: Rh1 (Kinda checkmate) Turn 5) White’s move: The mega bishop comes back, taking the black knight on b8 and its own knight on b7. The taken knight on b7 is magically transformed into a pegasus on e6, ultimately hanging his own king to die a horrible and painful death. Black’s move: Rxg1# (Doesn’t need to really take but this is fully checkmate) Black Wins!!! But Wait... There’s more… Turn 6) White’s move: Napoleon played an uno reverse card by taking the pegasus on g1, combining itself with the king, and ultimately transporting the king to safety. In doing so, they penetrate through black’s force, making them tremble in fear, ultimately allowing them to checkmate black’s king instead!!! White Wins!!! (PegasusKxh4# i guess for correct standard chess notation)

1:36:58 doug just casually goes from “can you kill that guy” to “can you babysit my dog”

1:35:09 a robot AI describes ADHD in 5 seconds

Bro I was so pissed cause it literally wasn’t checkmate since the cuirassiers can jump. The cuirassier at F1 could’ve jumped over the king and taken out the rook. Doug also literally didn’t tell him that the rook moved to H1 putting the king in check.

"Hair grows back" (⊃ ಠ ‸ ಠ)⊃ - - - [Doug's scalp]

Beardless Doug looks like he is infinitely puckering his lips _😂😂_

Him getting an AI to agree to walk his dog made me way happier than it had any right to.

You could make a python script using some image processing library that can identify where each piece is on the board and then pront this out, to give the AI background on where every single piece is on the board automatically.

1:00:00 it is checkmate, the queebn on d2 can attack the king and the queen on c6 and rook at c3 can attack the only places the king can move to.

The back half of the stream is just Doug committing micro-agressions against robots lol.

When the cavalry knight-rook was checking the king the entire game

2:10:00 The leader of the blue party? Rishi what did you do!

For realsies has anyone got the laundry alarm

Gameplay starts today.

You should program napoliano to threaten you with random threats every time you say he can't do something or if you question him.

Dough should do Chaos Napoleon versus Gotham Chess

I came here for a lighthearted VOD, and I was bombarded with this face nudity. I am horrified.

died when the chess AI said "quell surprise" lmao

Ngl rotating the chessboard lowkey a sigma move.

Chat being in check to the cavalry for so much of this just boils my blood and the cavalry being able to save him from the checkmate

If the cavalry were rooks that could jump, the game ended the moment they appeared in a line. That was checkmate no matter what

Stream starts at 0:00

This is the person who has Doug in his basement.

I think if the AI is in checkmate. You should give them one prompt to see if they give you a cheat move to get out of it. to see if they would.

I just shaved my beard for the first time in years and honestly as weird as it is it's good to know I'm not alone

THUMBNAIL IS LYING DOUG has no beard, and the previous stream was hilarious. Could play my own music and get compliments of it Now more doug action

You won't find a more human human than myself. Trust me. 😂 This is so fun, I'm super looking forward to the future of this stuff.

Napoleon could have easily just used his artillery to decimate the feeble rook or pawn.

you can see the regret weigh down on doug heavily at 46:31

Gameplay starts at 25:25 if want to see Napoleons brilliant moves yet again

I was here when we beat that Frenchman for the third time!

Doug's detective is so harry du bois coded

I love how he was so confused about Swedish and Norwegian currency lol

This was amazing. I'll be honest the AI game was by far the more interesting of the two activities. Though I will say I had no doubt about chats chess skills.

Napoleon really didn't handle the board rotation well. 1:11:20 to be fair, napoleon only knew he "rotated the board" not which direction or how much, or if the entire game rotates or just the pieces. Not sure how to keep to ai in the loop with all the crazy shit going on, because he clearly don't give all details when laying out his plans, leading to many assumptions about rules he then doesn't know or account for. it's just nonstop chaos!

When he flies The Thing That's checkmate The pan Goes Down

Hi, Doug, I don’t know if you’ll see this, but that AI Detective game you played was made using voices taken from voice actors without credit or compensation, and I would really advise against supporting this company’s content at all in the future. If you want an ethical procedurally generated detective game, I would recommend Shadows of Doubt far more.

1:27:54 start of the inworld origins part

I love how napoleon coud have won on his second move with Qc8 but instead does somthing even better

i think that doug and chat would enjoy a game called shadow of doubt also who is the cute guy in dougs place?

*_ROGGED but fair_* is one of my favourite modern-era Doug memes. I’m so glad ‘rogged’ stuck around! I’m sure Doug isn’t, though.

I reported the video for being misleading. The thumbnail clearly showed Doug with luscious locks on his face.

1:07:30 that and also the srtillery can just blast the rook

He edited a mustacheful Doug to the thumbnail and his face was naked in the stream i feel scammed

Chat could have just taken the queen and checkmated him on the next turn.

twitch really did just add superchats huh

His sass is amazing to watch and terrifying to play against. I was there.

cant believe doug missed when napoleon said C6 and mistook it for E6, absolutely rigged

he looks 25 years younger

Queen coulda turned rook into peasant smh

Napoleon technically won when he said the cavalry move like rooks and can jump over pieces If not then it’s a draw

Next Doug can do ,Can AI beat Skyrim? Where the AI is Nazeem.

That's why he always blames his generals

1:06:30 His calvary could have jumped the king and killed the rook. He had options.

THE BEARD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PNG!

Doug looks like Steven Crowder without his beard

Maybe they need to play against multiple opponents at once

Just the casual way doug said he would remove the an*l beads had me do a double take. 🤣

wiping out the pawns actually gives chat a massive lead in development. napoleon is lucky that it was only a test.

I dont feel like rotating the board should have changed the positions like you caused it to. He said he just wanted to rotate the board to cause confusion not move all pieces around.

6:20 And yet here we are

tts: hey doug can we delay the stream by a hour dougdoug: no i have to do a spongership in a hour me looking at time: *sees 2,45,27*

36:00 Doug Doug forgot the alphabet

Literally had a visceral reaction to beardless Doug

Doug in the first game lowkey let them win 😂😂😂