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Recently in Total War Rome Remastered, I spent some time enacting my very own operation sea Lion. Anyway, it sparked this little idea, and Creative Assembly were kind enough to sponsor it. Go and relive those 20 year old memories here: store.steampowered.com/app/88...
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@hi_-bz7wf
@hi_-bz7wf 3 года назад
I have to respect those two. They fought for five minutes without tea!
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
hear, HEAR!
@philpants44
@philpants44 3 года назад
i'd say how sterotypical. but im sat here sipping tea...
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Don't worry, after each take we went back inside for a cuppa. True story, it was nippy out.
@MagicHjalti
@MagicHjalti 3 года назад
hot water
@owainevans89
@owainevans89 3 года назад
I can remember asterix when I was a kid, the Romans invade Britain. The Britons stop mid fight for tea haha this reminded me of it
@magnus7857
@magnus7857 3 года назад
"You came, you saw, you buggered off". Brilliant as usual
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Haha! Cheers lad!
@parkerconnolly2484
@parkerconnolly2484 3 года назад
If Julius Caesar was English
@timonsolus
@timonsolus 3 года назад
It was the British weather that beat Julius Caesar. His men had a panic attack after a storm wrecked most of his ships. And they were already scared of the terrifying monsters in Britain. (Although the dragons turned out to be badgers, they were still nasty when provoked.)
@kinghim3
@kinghim3 3 года назад
Truly fantastic
@captaincaveman1930
@captaincaveman1930 3 года назад
Top 3 best insults 2021: Number 1: “Julius weezer”
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Probably the pun I'll cringe most at when I look back and watch these in my 70's.
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy More than "woad warrior"? Really?
@vanvan-oc4nj
@vanvan-oc4nj 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy you mean, minus 50's ??
@markdavis4945
@markdavis4945 3 года назад
Commander of the Phallus legions lol
@legateelizabeth
@legateelizabeth 3 года назад
"I came, I saw, I buggered off" is actually just a summary of Caesar's trip to Britain.
@richardhockey8442
@richardhockey8442 3 года назад
would that be 'veni, vidi, vacanti'?
@p0xus
@p0xus 3 года назад
@@richardhockey8442 Haha thats good
@pettersaethre
@pettersaethre 3 года назад
1st trip
@riograndedosulball248
@riograndedosulball248 3 года назад
"All that Caesar found there were cold forests, unpredictable storms, and worst of all, Britons. Lots. Of. Britons."
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 3 года назад
@@riograndedosulball248 It was raining 7 days a week too every week
@timothypeterson4781
@timothypeterson4781 3 года назад
"I'm a Britain! A completely independent and historically ambiguous..." I love it. I love it so much.
@DanDanDoe
@DanDanDoe 3 года назад
That little rant felt like it was straight from a Monty Python’s sketch. Loved it.
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 года назад
*Briton is the technical term
@joshuakruebbe3762
@joshuakruebbe3762 2 года назад
Distinct from the Breton
@ronjayrose9706
@ronjayrose9706 2 года назад
@@alexanderthegreat6682 technically priton but what evs
@jankutac9753
@jankutac9753 2 года назад
@@joshuakruebbe3762 actually the same, just different spelling. The Bretagne wasn't a thing until the middle ages
@Captain_Coleslaw
@Captain_Coleslaw 3 года назад
"They scare the elephants!" "What the fuck are elephants?!" *Me falling off my chair*
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 3 года назад
"Don't worry, we'll bring some in a few decades."
@JingleJangle256
@JingleJangle256 2 года назад
The comedic timing was perfect.
@rockstar450
@rockstar450 2 года назад
Historically accurate and hilarious!
@Moondogg22
@Moondogg22 3 года назад
"Something's wrong." "it's the Egyptians, I'd noticed that." HAHAHAHHA
@ewoud8
@ewoud8 2 года назад
I dont get it
@candylord
@candylord 2 года назад
@@ewoud8 one of the things that creative assembly got a lot of flak for was choosing to design the Egyptian faction as hundreds of years out of date. By the time Rome total war was set, they were basically another Greek style army
@iwankazlow2268
@iwankazlow2268 2 года назад
@@ewoud8 You have essentially a bronze age Egyptian faction. At that time Egypt was was part of the hellinistic world, and certainty didn't use military gear that is about a millenium out of date.
@TheNapster153
@TheNapster153 Год назад
@@iwankazlow2268 a bit late, but would it be possible to integrate the Egyptian design used as a rebel faction, or low tier expendable troops? Just asking.
@Naraku-no-Hana-WE
@Naraku-no-Hana-WE Год назад
@@TheNapster153 Rome 1 had a hard cap on the amount of factions that could exist. I don't recall if there was any real wiggle room for a new rebel faction in the original. Southern Egypt did successfully rebel against Ptolemaic Egypt and held power in Thebes and "Upper Egypt" (refers to the Nile river, it is Southern Egypt) for the better part of two decades before falling to combined pressure of the Ptolemies and Kush. Very little is known about the culture and military of this rebellion, other than they were composed of Upper Egyptians and later on joined by Nubians. They left scant records in the Egyptian language but using Greek characters.
@peterbarker2295
@peterbarker2295 3 года назад
"What the F**k's an elephant?" 🤣
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Idk
@antonycharnock2993
@antonycharnock2993 3 года назад
Same as an oliphaunt but more e's.
@peterbarker2295
@peterbarker2295 3 года назад
@@antonycharnock2993 E
@rory8182
@rory8182 3 года назад
That was what got me
@epiczombiedoctor5961
@epiczombiedoctor5961 3 года назад
I had to excuse myself from the table to not make a scene from that one XD
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
In a move completely out of character for this channel, we've made a cock up. At the end, I say "Coming out on the 29th of this month". Well, some of you have observed that It's now May, whereas the game came out a few days ago in April. Basically, don't wait until the end of may, as It's already out. Anyway, thanks for watching chaps.
@beastdeas7250
@beastdeas7250 3 года назад
Nice job dude
@Kp34998
@Kp34998 3 года назад
Impressive
@martiansoldier
@martiansoldier 3 года назад
You mean don't wait until the end of May? xD
@animeAJproductions
@animeAJproductions 3 года назад
Ah, I see you're a man of waiting a day after recording before uploading as well.
@Blackdragon271
@Blackdragon271 3 года назад
Ah yes factual information as powerful and as accurate as a torpedo strike from the one and only Blackburn Firebrand!
@SableTwoSeven
@SableTwoSeven 3 года назад
"Rome wasn't built in a turn" hahaha I'm weak 🤣
@ravezon
@ravezon 2 года назад
Press ~ key and then type process_cq Rome. Then press enter. Hey...Rome do build in 1 turn. 🤣🤣🤣
@UndyingCaesar
@UndyingCaesar 3 года назад
Oh my god. At first when he said he killed 5 he held up two fingers i just now realized he was making a V for the Roman Numeral. Absolute genius
@nickh4280
@nickh4280 3 года назад
"Jupiters arse!" 🤣
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Recently watched HBO's Rome again. Had to stop myself from quoting it every other line
@nickh4280
@nickh4280 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy Can't blame you, looking forward for the next vid❤
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 3 года назад
For a moment I thought it had said "jupiters COCK!" like the Starz Spartacus. had to re-listen.
@tonywoutrs
@tonywoutrs 3 года назад
@@ObligedUniform Wasn't that Crassus' line?
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 3 года назад
@@tonywoutrs was mostly Batiatus, though a few others used it too. John Hannah just embraced that line so thoroughly
@viceadmiraljassasulrana9082
@viceadmiraljassasulrana9082 3 года назад
The costume design is a perfect representation of the historical differences between Britain and Rome.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Plenty of cardboard back then.
@beastdeas7250
@beastdeas7250 3 года назад
Squire: I came, I saw, I conquered!
@machina221
@machina221 3 года назад
"Crying havoc doesn´t work when your enemies eat dogs." - Julius Weezer
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 3 года назад
Squire doesn't upload often, but when he does, I wish I had the money to become a Patron
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Just watching our stuff is more than enough! Thanks for the support mate.
@clickivids6556
@clickivids6556 3 года назад
Loved the Gladiator reference at 4:19
@DrSpoon-iu4hs
@DrSpoon-iu4hs 3 года назад
Same
@thefrenchtransit3236
@thefrenchtransit3236 2 года назад
Bro best part
@thescottishnerd
@thescottishnerd 3 года назад
I would love to see people looking at you guys filming this so confused
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Yeah.
@TJCID22
@TJCID22 3 года назад
Ah, Squire. One of the few youtubers that does commercials right.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
There weren't any naff 007 impressions. 5/10
@the3lliott97
@the3lliott97 3 года назад
that elephant line got me! f*cking gold
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Haha! Glad you enjoyed it!
@timtayntor7386
@timtayntor7386 3 года назад
Same lol
@samueltheslime1125
@samueltheslime1125 3 года назад
A thousand years from now, will this be considered History?
@gutsjoestar7450
@gutsjoestar7450 3 года назад
history about video game history
@felinriflemendino8421
@felinriflemendino8421 3 года назад
This will be recomended to someone 9 years from now
@gutsjoestar7450
@gutsjoestar7450 3 года назад
@@felinriflemendino8421 it was recommened to me, stfu nobody care if it's recommended to anyone, people who spam who came becausz it was recommneded need ot have their throat ripped, cause nobody care if what you are watching is similar to this shit
@alphariusfuze8089
@alphariusfuze8089 3 года назад
*Perhaps*
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 3 года назад
We all love Total War, and having a remastered version is like a dream
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Chnsnc s
@sir8204
@sir8204 3 года назад
I have like every total war game i Love the sereies
@nigel692
@nigel692 3 года назад
@@sir8204 can’t afford them :(
@nigel692
@nigel692 3 года назад
@@SCARRIOR yes
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
I played the hell out of the original Rome when I was about 8 years old. This brought back some memories, and I hope we did it justice.
@tanks4nuthin964
@tanks4nuthin964 3 года назад
I nearly choked when he said “tf’s an elephant?” 😂
@plutocrasy2115
@plutocrasy2115 3 года назад
Had to rewatch the video because I was too busy reliving that scene in my mind for the rest of the time.
@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 3 года назад
This was absolutely amazing in every single way. We laughed, we loved, we cried and we lived through this EXPERIENCE of a video. 11/10
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Hahah! Thanks, Dan.
@aceshotz5051
@aceshotz5051 3 года назад
Always loved how the standard generals in the Roman Julii, Brutii and Scipii had no helmets but then once they become a family member, they put on a helmet
@cugelchannel4733
@cugelchannel4733 2 года назад
Great stuff. Briton: "I'm not a Gaul! I'm a Briton! A member of a completely autonomous, culturally ambiguous sub-culture of ancient Celts." Roman: "Oh, great! The panic has spread. Now I'm routing too. I have to sprint to that arbitrary red line over there, beyond which you're not allowed to chase me! See you next turn."
@Oliver-cr8lz
@Oliver-cr8lz 3 года назад
“They scare the elephants away.” Briton: “what the fucks an elephant?” Roman: “I don’t fucking know!” Absolutely amazing
@frankzhang1246
@frankzhang1246 3 года назад
The last time I was this early squire still has not made a face reveal and made videos on war thunder.
@GR46404
@GR46404 3 года назад
"war thunder"? Was that a game Squire played back in Roman times?
@frankzhang1246
@frankzhang1246 3 года назад
@@GR46404 probably
@wallywolf814
@wallywolf814 3 года назад
"It's the Egyptians" that one is pretty good lmao.
@valentinocaceres6954
@valentinocaceres6954 3 года назад
haha zulu warriors goes brrrr
@phantom3969
@phantom3969 3 года назад
im a simple man, when its squire, i see, click and watch
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
A way a life.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Very good. As you were.
@elcazador3349
@elcazador3349 3 года назад
I see Squire has uploaded unedited gameplay footage again.
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Oh, HAHA.
@yo2026
@yo2026 3 года назад
I can see Who got the budget in this one
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Hahahah!
@finnrachul3529
@finnrachul3529 3 года назад
“Rome wasn’t built in a turn”
@RodolfoGaming
@RodolfoGaming 3 года назад
GAUUUULL
@Masada1911
@Masada1911 3 года назад
Fetching bit of armor Squire! Julius Wheezer lol
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Quite, I intend to wear it about town.
@Masada1911
@Masada1911 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy quite right old boy, let the people at Tesco know who is boss
@Brave_Sir_Robin
@Brave_Sir_Robin 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy maybe you’ll run into lindybeige when he gets his...
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 года назад
I discovered just an hour ago that I've lost a friend today, and I really needed to cheer up a little. Thanks for the video, I mean it.
@mrmarriott1249
@mrmarriott1249 3 года назад
Sorry for your loss :(
@nigel692
@nigel692 3 года назад
I don’t believe it. Sorry if I am proven wrong
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 года назад
@@mrmarriott1249 thanks, he was a great man
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824
@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 года назад
@@nigel692 I'm not here to prove anything, just wanted to share my gratitude for a little light in a dark time.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Sincerely sorry to hear that mate, hang in there. Pleased we could help a little.
@aaronlandau5575
@aaronlandau5575 3 года назад
This is brilliant. The casual irony and awareness just scream Monty Python
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Haha, indeed! Cheers Aaron!
@alextheasian6716
@alextheasian6716 3 года назад
"Historically accurate documentary"
@Glitch_Online
@Glitch_Online 3 года назад
The graphics and NPC dialog in this game are INSANE!!!
@diranbodossian6061
@diranbodossian6061 3 года назад
Accurate down to the weird jerky fight animations - spear an area close to the enemy, he jerks back cos that's his hitbox
@mpersad
@mpersad 3 года назад
"Julius Wheezer"! Top work as always chaps.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks, Mark.
@regancorbett1562
@regancorbett1562 3 года назад
Squire: Is sponsored by Total War Also Squire: Spends over half the skit making fun of the mechanics of the game. Great vid
@udozocklein6023
@udozocklein6023 3 года назад
perfectly balanced
@shanepatrick4534
@shanepatrick4534 3 года назад
Looking good in the Lorica Segmentata!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks very much!
@yusifverdiyev7730
@yusifverdiyev7730 3 года назад
This was my first total war. Today I bought the remastered version. It feels so nostalgic. Great game👍👍💪
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Great!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
I played Rome total war fanatically from the age of 8 or so. It's probably why I had no problem in spending vast amounts of money on a set of armour we'll use once.
@yusifverdiyev7730
@yusifverdiyev7730 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy haha. Nice one mate. Ur videos(especially War Thunder) are so great even without armor and costumes. Ur acting is magnificent 👌👍👍👍
@robinderoos1166
@robinderoos1166 Год назад
@@SquireComedy oh come on, with all those stabbings going on in the UK I am sure it will come in handy as every day protection!
@jakeegan3195
@jakeegan3195 3 года назад
Last time I was this early it was still spelt as Briton instead of Britain
@coltpiecemaker
@coltpiecemaker 3 года назад
I suppose Briton decided to..... Britoff (I'll just show myself out)
@jonatanlj747
@jonatanlj747 3 года назад
IIRC, a Briton is a person from Britain, which is the name of the geographical location.
@jakeegan3195
@jakeegan3195 3 года назад
@@jonatanlj747 oh your right but I have to ask is their like a council of Swedish guys and what happened to numbers 1 to 3
@jonatanlj747
@jonatanlj747 3 года назад
@@jakeegan3195 Yeah, there's a council of 21 Swedes, we vote on what the nation of Sweden thinks about different things and then we let the politicians enforce the hivemind. We actually designed the Swedish meatball and built the first IKEA. Swedish guys 1-3 are the ones with a rank above me, number 1 being the king and number 2 being the most popular swedish twitch streamer
@georgethompson1460
@georgethompson1460 3 года назад
@@jonatanlj747 or from Brittanie... a place in france.
@SeriousPinoyGamer
@SeriousPinoyGamer 3 года назад
"You came, You saw, You buggered off" -Some Briton probably
@ryanwada7666
@ryanwada7666 3 года назад
I've never seen a man so ill fitted to segmentata armor.
@cheeseburgerrunner5217
@cheeseburgerrunner5217 3 года назад
😂
@greysonottinger6233
@greysonottinger6233 2 года назад
Not like they're gonna go as far as to order from fabrica cacti for one video
@oliverpetroski4205
@oliverpetroski4205 3 года назад
I clicked, I watched, I liked. Hail Squre.📜
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
HAIL! HAIL!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Last video it was pronounced Heil...
@RainedOnParade
@RainedOnParade 3 года назад
2:25 my headphone said: low battery please charge. I think I’m being watched...
@jonL88
@jonL88 3 года назад
Obelix: “These Romans are crazy!”
@RandomPerson-ob1hk
@RandomPerson-ob1hk 3 года назад
The green screen is flawless
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks mate!
@eugenecoleman8525
@eugenecoleman8525 3 года назад
"Rome wasn't built in a turn" lmao that was great
@habeebsuleiman7663
@habeebsuleiman7663 3 года назад
"Especially seeing as I'm only very tired now" so true lol
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
GOOD JOB AS USUAL!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thank you!
@levimalone4433
@levimalone4433 3 года назад
"Wait something's wrong" "Its the Egyptians thatll do it" Hahah
@thomaswendt7306
@thomaswendt7306 3 года назад
"Attack quickly!" The announciaton and movement made me laugh, thank you.
@praeposter
@praeposter 3 года назад
Suetonius Paulinus initiates vibe check
@Brave_Sir_Robin
@Brave_Sir_Robin 3 года назад
What would RU-vid be without squire? I don’t even want to think about it...
@Logan-xu1mm
@Logan-xu1mm 3 года назад
This is the content Total War has always been missing
@xxxhalo4everxxx
@xxxhalo4everxxx 2 года назад
5 minutes of fighting? Damn did the Britons get a morale buff?
@tedbirthchild2986
@tedbirthchild2986 3 года назад
-Why did you send burning pigs towards us? -Ah yes, they scare the elephants! -What the FuCk is an ElePhaNt?!
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 3 года назад
We're all talking about the video but *WHERE THE HELL IS HE GETTING THESE COSTUMES, PROPS AND THAT BUDGET!* Can I have a piece of it plz
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
A MYSTEREEE
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
*COUGH* Patreon
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
Oh, you.
@TheMemeDynamics
@TheMemeDynamics 3 года назад
Squire in a Roman era armor? Good!
@hectorzenner3997
@hectorzenner3997 3 года назад
"Friends, romans, countrymen, Lenden me your spears" lol i laughed
@jonathanmoothart8038
@jonathanmoothart8038 3 года назад
One of your best yet mate! The V killed me, and the Jupiter bit had me on the floor. Good stuff!
@libertycowboy2495
@libertycowboy2495 3 года назад
Greatings from Texas. This sums up this classic game so well! ( always thought the flaming pigs to be rather peculiar to say the least!)
@goldenassasin7157
@goldenassasin7157 3 года назад
I will be right here when you upload becouse youre are a mazing chap
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Cheers dude!
@modred3805
@modred3805 3 года назад
6:08 I was expecting "there is nothing proper about what you're doing, soldier" Anyways, great video
@0n0a0m0e
@0n0a0m0e 3 года назад
I love that the briton guy just sounds like Rodney Trotter, missed opportunity to call the roman a plonker though.
@feelthefunk9718
@feelthefunk9718 3 года назад
this sure has some monty python energy
@leelee9417
@leelee9417 3 года назад
This feels like an old Horrible Histories skit and I love it
@pyrrhusthegreat2103
@pyrrhusthegreat2103 3 года назад
I quite loved this, lots of nice touches here and there. The gladiator speech was quite appreciated
@gamesretweets9979
@gamesretweets9979 3 года назад
The Briton not knowing what an elephant is, is probably the best joke of the whole thing.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Haha! Quite possibly.
@average_peanut_fan3059
@average_peanut_fan3059 3 года назад
Drop everything, Squire Just uploaded
@veermudambi5795
@veermudambi5795 3 года назад
I play Total War: Warhammer and this all applies perfectly. How *do* troops on the far side of the battlefield instantly know when their general dies?
@trentreffner5699
@trentreffner5699 2 года назад
Bugals? How did troops on the far side of the battlefield instantly know when their general died in the revolutionary war and civil war? Drums....
@Yawyna124
@Yawyna124 2 года назад
Depending on the faction, Total War: Warhammer actually might have explanations for universally knowing that even without signaling. Warhammer has things that are supernaturally forces of order/chaos with metaphysical connections to other of their ilk. Orks in a waaaaagh might be able to feel a decline in the power of their waaagh due to them being psychic fungus; a lizardman might feel the death of a slaan or a particularly ancient one on a metaphysical level since the lizardmen are bound to each other to some degree on a supernatural level; the thralls of vampire lords will almost certainly know when the thing controlling them has weakened (altough, this is an actual thing in the game, where animated undead such as from the vampire counts, the tomb kings, etc. will, instead of routing, simply crumble); etc. Additionally, theoretically, among some races beyond actual magic, there is noisiness. Noone brays louder than a wargor, noone squeeks louder than a grey seer. Some might know their commander has died through the commander's actual death knell through sheer intensity or drama.
@veermudambi5795
@veermudambi5795 2 года назад
@@Yawyna124 definitely a lot of dragon wisdom there! Though the “why are we routing?” question resonated pretty strongly with me too lol
@BallisticPlate
@BallisticPlate 3 года назад
"✌️FIVE I'VE KILLED" you earned this "Something is wrong" "It's the Egyptians, I'd noticed that" 🤣💀
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 3 года назад
No wonder the production quality is through the roof with such a big sponsor.
@grahamkight9111
@grahamkight9111 3 года назад
It’s a good day when squire uploads
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 3 года назад
Julius Weezer was brutal.
@Idefkmahn
@Idefkmahn 3 года назад
For better immersion: pause the video for 5 minutes every time it says 5 minutes later
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Hardcore.
@mistakenforce48
@mistakenforce48 2 года назад
Didn't know I needed this gem in my life. Great stuff guys!
@Kettleman1.0
@Kettleman1.0 3 года назад
I like the one more realistic soldier in the clan and legion are fighting with the low graphic weapons!
@TheDeputy173
@TheDeputy173 3 года назад
Omg this is amazing, I'm actually playing it right now
@LuiBei1994
@LuiBei1994 3 года назад
i really do miss the proper animations of every individual soldier fighting from shogun 2
@MsArchitectschannel
@MsArchitectschannel 3 года назад
The "i've killed 5" joke is fucking amazing
@walnutfrog7729
@walnutfrog7729 3 года назад
I'm a simple man. I see a Squire Video, I click! Uploads are always appreciated!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks, Walnut.
@walnutfrog7729
@walnutfrog7729 3 года назад
@@SquireComedy You're welcome!
@Wolfboy_109
@Wolfboy_109 3 года назад
Ah yes, time to be swift when Squire upload
@cardboardbox191
@cardboardbox191 4 месяца назад
A couple of times I've thought thank god everyone gives up when you have their cities.
@SpartanQwop
@SpartanQwop 3 года назад
Okay, this was amazing. Please do more total war videos like this.
@sandbergius
@sandbergius 3 года назад
Wtf happened to the Gaul's... sorry, the Britain's (!) belt during conversation? A glitch in the matrix?
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Sssshhhhhh, nobody else has noticed!
@derkaltefisch
@derkaltefisch 3 года назад
On this day, i decided to become a Squire patreon and make britain silly again. Greetings from north germany
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Huzzah! Welcome aboard, and thanks for the support!
@Matej_Sojka
@Matej_Sojka 2 года назад
Those fighting moves are perfect replicas of the fight animation from the game. To me that is the most amusing part of the video.
@alinalexandru2466
@alinalexandru2466 3 года назад
That invisible Roman shield though, yeeeeess!
@discontinued7346
@discontinued7346 3 года назад
CRACKING INTERESTING!
@suicidepuma_
@suicidepuma_ 3 года назад
God i miss those Blackadder quotes squire....
@beno1129
@beno1129 3 года назад
Squire, you're one of the last bastions of classical Great British humour and wit. Subscribed and intend to contribute to Patreon, good stuff!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks Ben, that means a great deal. Have a super weekend!
@danielazizi7686
@danielazizi7686 3 года назад
But seriously though, imagine you're going for a walk, and suddently you see these two fighting like that 🤣😂👏
@jeremyhare5380
@jeremyhare5380 3 года назад
Such good humour, as always! A true Roman skit for true romans!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 3 года назад
Thanks Jeremy!
@tealablu3759
@tealablu3759 3 года назад
Did you expect me to just ignore the magical disappearing belt? Fools
@Reignor99
@Reignor99 3 года назад
The cameras were filming from different distances, in some frames its only loading the sprite.
@tealablu3759
@tealablu3759 3 года назад
@@Reignor99 omg, that’s freaking brilliant!!!
@RonaldTrumpOfficial
@RonaldTrumpOfficial 3 года назад
Gauls Sub titles: GHOULS *WHO YOU GOTTA CALL? GHOULBUSTERS!*
@hermitage6439
@hermitage6439 3 года назад
This actually made me proper laugh. Love the amount of references in this video!
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