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Making street pizza's (vomit) and pissing in the canals and at ur front door. And the drunk galls with too much bodyfat swaying they're half naked tits around. Although the latter isn't as bad as the other 2 things i mentioned
I’m a psychiatric nurse in Amsterdam. Can confirm: please don’t come and freak out here. The (mental)health care system is severely overburdened already. Please freak out in the comfort of your own home ☮️🙏🏻❤
as a dutch guy its so funny that its true too, you see tourists going in and out of the coffeeshops (stores where they sell weed and spacecake) more than actual citizens, and when it comes to buying something and they clearly want a lot, they usually do just buy a pack of hubba bubba gum or a stroopwafel and nothing else because they feel intimidated being a tourist in the middle of dozens of actual citizens
Sometimes the RU-vid algorithm showcases a little gem. At first, I wondered what the hell I was watching, but that move to step off the edge of the canal at the end of the first clip made me realise I was watching something special.
I used to work in an amsterdam hostel, this guy came in one sunday afternoon and said that he'd, can't remebmer if it was spacecake or he'd tried a joint, anyway, first time ever and he wasn't having a good time, I might have given him a fanta, it turned out he was a teacher, from england, I told him about my friend who did teacher training and said that at least half were doing it because they couldn't think of anything else to do after graduation, he agreed that teaching was in fact a vast dumping ground, my friend rick was visiting from manchester and told him he'd get used to it "I don't want to get used to it" he said, there was a man wearing a suit who came in one day as well, he was french and had taken three tabs of acid, he was also not quite sure what to do with himself at this point, I sent him to the coffeeshop downstairs to grab a fresh orange juice
there were these two americans who did need an ambulance one night, one of them had turned blue and he was being carried out of the building by paramedics with tubes up his nose, while his friend said "oh he's ok"
As a former person-who-freaked-out-in-Amsterdam (one *third* of a space cake, seriously?) I commend your attention to the minute details of the experience.
Had myself some MDMA for this first time last week in Amsterdam, had a mini freak-out when it hit but a little water fixed everything. This video is too accurate 😂
I nearly shat myself laughing at the cyclist who will cream you bit - thinking back to a visit i went on with a co-worker who kept getting cyclists running into him ching-ching-rattle turn around to see him half over some guys handlebars lmao
@@NoukSilver I have, and I am dutch. So I know how hard it is, which makes it even weirder he (seemingly) found mostly non-tourists but everyone who spoke in this video had a thick dutch accent, and were just not equipped like tourists usually seem to be
While you are there - could you do some research into mail forwarding services? My favorite research chemical shops in Amsterdam no longer ship their fine products to the USA.
@@superultrathanksmom3845 Well REAL amsterdam natives are a dying breed. Typical amsterdam resident as I imagine is exactly what you describe😂 im from the styx though
also if a tourist had only taken space cake and they asked for an ambulance the ambulance control centre would refuse to send one, her friends came to the lobby, call one, she's taken drugs, so i call them quickly, "what drugs?" they ask "what drugs?" I ask, "spacecake", "spacecake" , "no we can't send an ambulance for spacecake, you can call the hotel doctor", I didn't bother, gave her friends an orange drink from the fridge and told her to calm the fuck down.
99% of people in amsterdam don't actually smoke weed. Including the locals, it's very rare to find someone who SMOKES SMOKES, most people get absolutely obliterated off of one joint despite them saying "Na I smoke hella weed bro trust me" and then will look at someone who's smoking more than average like they're in a david attenborough documentary observing a rare wild creature.
@jorenprins5947 you should think before you speak mate because I 100% guarantee and I'd put my life on a random 15 year old eshay kid from Australia being able to out smoke at least 95% of people from Netherlands locals and tourists. You think having a few joints is alot of weed but would be lucky to smoke a g out of a bong in 1 day let alone 2.5 which is what most weed smokers in Australia do. Smoking bongs in 1 hit is called sinking your bong which is another thing 99% of people outside Australia and the odd American college frat dude don't understand. You may think you smoke weed until you've actually smoked with someone who smokes bongs like they're cups of water mate.
@@tyronebiggums5547 he should think before he speak? You litterally just said 99% of people in amsterdam dont smoke weed. I mean i have heard people say some dumb shit over my life, but this takes home the cake. out of my few last jobs about half the people i worked with smoked every day and about half of them smoked a lot (20eu or more per day). saying 99% of the people in amsterdam dont smoke weed is 100% proof that you are full of bs.
@jordyp3696 the message went over your airhead mate. Sporadically smoking weed and actually SMOKING SMOKING weed like everyday is complete different. I reiterate my statement...99% of people there whether locals or tourists wouldn't be able to outsmoke an average teenager smoker in Australia let alone someone who REALLY SMOKES. Also (20eu or more) means nothing mate, you could be paying €20 for 1 gram which by the way is an utter rip off but I wouldn't expect any of yous or the average tourist to understand that. Smoking 2g out of a few joints is absolutely nothing to smoking 2g out of a bong. You're a clown buddy and if ya don't believe me go smoke some bongs and see if you can manage a g or 2 in one day purely out of bongs then get back to me budgie lungs 🐦
He's EU and working. That's not a tourist, technically. Unless he enjoyed himself, but I'm sure he took all the care to have a miserable old time, as not to be called a tourist
