Tragic Dating Profiles 

Plot twist: it’s all of George’s previous dating app profile pictures

I believe it’s tragic that you haven’t played bin weevils again.

I just know that the thumbnail ensures this will be good. Some insulting of random people and George's furry hatred is the perfect video.

Okay i am happy with an 8.5 thank you (from the person falling off the horse)

Hello Jorge

I love how George is pretending to not know which swipe means what, as if every waking second of his free time isn't spend frantically right swiping every female with a pulse on Tinder

Rylee has the most bisexual girl energy of all time

☝️🤓 Ackshually, the black death was caused by the fleas, not the rats. I thoguht you of all people would know this George M 🤓☝️

George is just trying to get a girlfriend at this point

Alex would definitely have a furry persona dating profile 😂

Eilidh is is a pretty common Scottish/Irish name, George. It's pronounced like Ay-Lee (Ay like rhyming with day or hay), I'm pretty sure there is an English equivalent lol

Oh my god hearing George mention Taunton, my hometown, gave me the fear. It's in Somerset btw, not Devon.

2:17 that furry seems to have $ tho, fursuits ain't cheap.

George acting like he doesnt know exactly how these dating apps work lol

George is clearly behind on the news and has not been informed of the fact Kanye has now watched 21 jumpstreet

As someone called Eilidh it’s Scottish and pronounced ay-lee

Cinemas post covid when they opened up again played a bunch of older movies that you wouldn't typically find in cinemas anymore and it was great. Managed to watch like Goonies, Star Wars, The Exorcist etc on the big screen. I totally agree with George's proposal of more cinemas that play films again. Edit: Inside No.9 is a GOATED show

i'm powerpoint girl lol, the reason the resolution is so shit is bc everytime it came out clear then bumble would try and ban me for being a catfish lol. thank you for the rating tho big man

Great timing. Get to watch this on my work break

YES GEORGE IS AN INSIDE NUMBER NINE FAN OMG BEST DAY EVERRR

"Subscribe or I will make you date the furry" jokes on you, I am a furry myself

6:00 I love how the name gets censored after 6 seconds

I'm sorry George but because of what you said here, you now HAVE to make a "We Watched all the Saw Movies", it would be incredible

the fact george watches Inside No 9 is a massive turn on i literally force everyone to watch it (also the first ep is a banger idk what ur on about)

The inside no 9 appreciation is VALID

good golly this was sure a good one 😀😃😀😃😁😅🤣😅🤣😂😛😛🤩😄

i was not expecting to see an old friends face again, especially not not here of all places

George i work in a cinema the problem with playing old movies is that nobody shows up

People who hate pigeons usually like doves, despite them being literally the same bird. If you hate doves just as much then that’s fine then

ayo nah but probably shout out to jake for (I assume) helping out zealand with his visit to taunton

I can die happy knowing George has watched Bojack Horseman and thinks it’s good

My hair used to be green and purple, I wasn’t mentally well tbh

This is a hilarious video great one mate good day from Scotland

the fact that jean-luc was from Dundee should have brought it down to a 3

4:22 Aquarium actually is a real interest! You can keep aquariums as a hobby, it's one of my hobbies!

george when he finds out you can have an aquarium in your house😱🤯

As someone that met Georgia on a dating app I can vouch she cannot talk and is very awkward. Still homies to this day

INSIDE NO 9! such a banger!

George’s editor was slacking for this one

How has Taunton made it into a memeulous video

george i have never been more excited than finding out you like in9 we need more content on this

Dundee is the Birmingham of Scotland 😂

Fun Fact: Wasps are adorable and fleas caused the black death not rats

the flags from in order were: cook islands, brazil, saudi arabia, zambia, and turkmenistan (Cook islands might actually be Coco islands I'm not sure)

4:50 profile is accurate, also server at the best burger joint in town, 10/10 also George Taunton is in Somerset💀

8:07 Not a cinema, but talking pictures tv show films from like the 30s all the way to early 2000s! if any film buffs wanna watch older classics

It’s spelled eoin cuz it’s an Irish name with the Irish spelling

I’d date a furry. They’ve got enough money for a fursuit. Sure, they chose to spend that money on a fursuit of all things but at least they’ve got money lol

3:26 BRUH THATS EPSTEINS ISLAND

14:26 WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF GRRRR (growls seductively)

memeulous face reveal in the thumbnail?

love that so many of them are bi or pan lol

From Taunton here, definitely not Devon. Somerset my guy

The dwarf king is back again

2:12 genuinely thought the video ended because of the furry

mann I took my controller to the Mario movie and everything and still got rated a 3 T-T

I paused to read the furry profile and now I wish I hadn't

9:45 stop I’m jealous

Taunton’s in Somerset!!! But I’ll take 6.5 😂

My biggest flex is that George liked my dating profile.

OMG THE GUY WHO MENTIONED KANETO-JUUSEI 😍😍🤞🤞🤞

7:25 LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOOOOL

I'm hurt by the pigeon SLANDER

I loved the hobbitkitti profile. Sure sticks out in a sea of "perfect dating profiles". She talked about real stuff, such as regrets of getting a horse. Hope she stopped using dating apps because she got a date somewhere in Norway...

YOU SAT NEXT TO MATTY HEALY ON A PLAIN??

Honestly I have no issue with going on a date with a furry, I have made some terrible life choices so I don't think it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

Kieran was tragic haha (In a respectful manner)

8:33 How are you demi/pan and using Tinder 💀

Would date the dog person ngl

only legends know Jake from tauton town fc

Can you make a thumb nail on your video that doesn't exist

Bruh Eoin is the most normal name #endbritishcolonialisminourtimebecauseitslame

How dare you insult my children like that george, for shame

Eoin is Owen in Irish, behave Memey

3:54 Calamity is also the name of a controversial Fortnite skins because it originally introduced jiggle physics to awoogas...

2:20 Average Brit in the 1840s seeing an Irishman.

to justify mine with my dad's coffin, by that point it was entirely a joke profile 😭

Adams was tragic 😂 imagine making working at primark your personality

nah man, as if he reviewed me, 6/10 i'm happy with that

I will go to Epstein island with you lord george

I’m unsubbing, how can you say you don’t like pigeons, HAVE YOU SEEN PAKISTANI HIGHFLYERS?

How has picture quality gone back to how it was in the days of MySpace?

2:14 so If I unsubscribe, you will make me go on a date with a furry? hell yea

A night out in liverpool is a messy night. Scousers go hard on the weekend😂

A British person not understanding an Irish name - how original. 😭🤣

4:56 Memelous X Zealand crossover

Thing is with furies, yeah theyre questionable but for me they'd be a right swipe cos do you know how expensive those suits are? if some one on a dating profile had a full suit I'm swiping cos that person you know will have bare p''s and will spend money on you, I've kinda always wanted one of those suits cos theyre cute and as long as the furies aren't doing sexual stuff I think it's a pretty cool thing

The fact that george pretends he doesn’t know which swipe is which 0:35

I just know that the thumbnail ensures this will be good. Some insulting of random people and George's furry hatred is the perfect video.

4:32 He does look like him, but also with a bit of JankyLanky in it too, if you know who that is

6:04 we saw her name

4:57 Bridgwater town is on a georgeM vid, think you’d have a great time looking at how shit of a town it is

ive been watching you since 2016, the fact you dont like pigeons is shocking, if not tragic... dont post again.

wtf was that fan one … that was scary

5:28 Is that guy wearing a captain Jack harkens coat + was I front of a tardis in one pic?!

Inside number 9 and the league of gentlemen >>>

Why do almost all women except the redhead one look mentally unstable.

God these were horrible

This is me 14:46 - will defo turn up to the next footy tryouts.

4:14 - her job could be the maintenance of aquariums in pet stores and people's homes...