Trash Joke & Trial Show Snippets | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu 

Choot mat bholna Dhandh me keede ho jayega

Bhai...You are only Takkar to Zakir Khan...

Ap bhot mast ho.. Apki timing outstanding...

Tho yahaan na bohot acha moment ban gaya.

Yehi to yaade bnegi Baad me.

Ikr😂😂

rahul purohit LoL. I get this reference

I was about to comment this 😂😂😂

Ye insan present mein nostalgia kar rha 😂😂

I'm trying so hard to control the grammar nazi in me

Padh le chacha kaam aayega

Me too even though i am a girl😂😂

I came to knw this today even though I'm a girl😂

Same mee too.

😂

Me yoo

😂😂😂 mujhe bhi aaj pta chla Chlo acha hai GK improve hui video dekh kr...

@@vineetsinghmalik5385 😂😂

Pls bro. Jada ho gya thoda.

Anything is better than that garbage on Netflix.

Literally came after watching that to learn how to laugh again... Cheers to casual existential crisis. 👍

Absolutely trash comedy league, dont know what netflix guys were thinking before airing it

ye zyada ho gaya...

🤣🤣🤣

Aur mere ekta kapoor. Emotional kr de bharpoor

I got ya'!😂😂

Yahi comment har video me😂

Lol 😂

😂😂😂😂Maene toh Google karliyah bhai

Likh le kahin UPSC ke exam me na aa jaye

Muje abhi pata chala ye 😂 But saala MBA ka scope hie nahi he, IIM se he bhai to bhi napkins supply karta he. Me to sochatatha ki IIM se MBA karlo fir direct CEO ban jaoo 😂😂😂👶

@@Saurabh____ 😂😂😂😂

Also 2 murder ke baad hi faansi hoti hai

Pehna karo tum😂🤣👍

@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tumahri behen bhi pehenti hai

​@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tum bhi, apne dimaag pe.

​@@PMcse dimaag par toh diaper pehen-na padega usko. Pads aur diapers alag alag use ke liye hai na😂

Arey bhai ticket kon khareedega fir 😂😂🤦

Hahahah jamin pe aagaye kya😁😁😁😂🤣🤣😂😂

Sahi hai.... youtube channel fir apni g..d me dalne ke liye banaya kya 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Ticket

Comedy hai tatti nahi jo roj roj aaye 😂😂

Ay hay hay😂

Tom Tywin sahi kahe bhai 🤣🤣🤣

Bsdk

Zeher katai zeher

Mundi lekar bahar ghumoge to murder to hoga hi

Same here

Yeah same pinch.....

Exactly 🤣

Nd what about those 16 seconds, pad pehen rhe the kya???!!!!😂😂😂

Same here 😆😆

oh no I didn't paid attention to that line lmao 😂 😂

To tum kya chahate ho bhai ki doosre log apni job chod de🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely his trash jokes are also more funnier than others standup

Especially kunal kamra's

@@samarthmehra6842 Bhai Mai b yo he likhan Aya tha😂

@@samarthmehra6842 I was going to write that

Yaar bus 4-6 launde nach rahe hote na waha to sahi me or Mazza hi aa jata oye hoye

Yehi tu yaad aain gy bad mai

@@sanarashid8581 jo bat hai🤣🤣

@@vishadharode 😂😂😂Aur 2-3 ladkiyan dant dikha ke has rae hote, tab na hum bolte "oye hoye kya masude hai yar" 😆😆

Accent nahi delivery bolte hain use bhai

Jaldeep Senjaliya bhai mazak udaa Raha h ya tareef krra h

@@mohammadhamza2901 both

Exactly!!!

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ME!

Bro.abhi htaa.amezing..

bhai vdo se jyada tumhare comment me like he

Bhai instant click kratga

I did

@THE JOKER "kahi UPSC k exam me na aajae" kaunse standup comedian ka line hai?

Can you please name the Standup video which has that punch line?

@@iam.vineet Zakir khan

@@iam.vineet Zakir at AIB

bhai lu likh lu, 'n' ko hata de piche se, bada galt pad raha tha main.. 🤣 🤣

abhishek give her credit , much better joke he wrote in subtitle

😂😂😂😂

😂😂

Yeh acha haiii 😂

Lol😂

Are u a guy????? Cause that would make the situation hellla worse

@@zainabtanweer2910 even guy dont bleed

Aur mujhe lagta tha..ye chappal hai...coz wo ad me pads chlte huye dikhate the

Even I thought that😂😂😂

Ucu

Lmao

nice... click... #soulmoodmusic share and subscribe...

@@sahib_39 😂😂

Hahaa yahi baatien toh baadme yaad ayegi

Yhii baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂😂

Sahi hai *(Mutual funds tune)* Oh there is no tune after sahi hai in mutual funds ad Koi nai, chutia banaya....

Moments bna rahe ho lagta hai🤣

Merko to tum jada lge

@@BrainDady simp

@@happy-if2oz ohh ye khha se aa gya 😂😂

@@BrainDady simp

Simp

your English died me

It's all delivery bhai, kuch log kuch normal baat bhi is andaaz mein kartein hain ki haasi aa jati ha. He has an awesome way of presenting things

sahi bola bhai awaz sun k hasi aa jati hai

I'm still confused

Same here

That's the problem indian parents never tell their children about this but my parents told me about this when I was in class 3rd and I spread that awareness in my friend circle in 5th and some of them were laughing there were girls who were laughing can u imagine that😂😂😂 but then they came to know that I wasn't joking that was true so I have decided I'll make my children aware about this so that they don't laugh at it

Mujhe bhi thi lgta tha fir mujhe istemaal krne pde tb pta chlaa

@@python9681 great job👍

Lololololol

Died or gone 😂

@@pristiq. woh usfka style hai alag😒😂

Didn't you try to give it CPR!...

Wtf! Same here 😳

Me bohot use karta hu tab nhi🙄

@@himanshuchoudhary3884 not as much because it was implied that he must be getting it for his sister or gf.

Kahan hai bolo?

And wen she replied "tu pagal toh nahi hai" 😂😂

Good observation

was about to type this.

Bro your observation is as good as him gotta say 😂

Yaah right bro

What a coincidence.. quora wale bhi yaha dikhte h😂😂

I have seen you somewhere, same profile 😊 i think quora

Akshay Pratap yeah, i was shocked 😲

@@monikamittal2405 yes he is quite active on quora.. have read his few answers!

Subhash Jha agreee

Exactly..more of such stuff will be appreciated

Exactly bro 😂😂😂🤣😂

Content - 0 percent And 100 likes in one hr.. When their is a girl in comment section ! Lit af 🔥

By the way r u the same phsyotherapist😂😂👐

@@rishab9372 That was mean af ! 😂

@@yashasvinisingh3367 yahi bate to baad me yaad ati hai

@@rishab9372 😂😂😂😂 cool

Same hereeeee😂😂😂😂😂

Same here 😂😂

yeah, this 'TRASH' is better than many comedy videos

I didn't know as well 😂

Till now I also didn't know women's pads isiliye pehenti hogi kyun ki wo kahi bhi toilet nhi jaa sakti😜😜😜

Me too 😂😂😂😂

Behen itna bada package h ,Kabhi padh bhi liya karo...just for knowledge. Kitni rehti h ,kitne Ka h,Kahan manufacture hota wagera wagera

Preeti I like the way you comment ! 😂😂😂

Tere phoopa hai Abhimanyu?

@@HealthyBhatoora nahi bhai. Ese legends ke relative hone ki aukat nahi hain meri.

@@tpagaming6151 😂😂😂 achha sikh rahe ho abhimanu se

@@adityajoshi9207 ekdam😎

Abhimanyu kaun bhai?

Exactly

That trash was better than most of the judges at comicstaan

YES this is funnier than the TEA WAS FANTASTIC

Bhai kya Aadmi hai yaar bc Khade Khade jokes Bana raha hai Bina script ke.

@@KhanVlogsShowTime Nothing funnier than 95,000 Pussistanis Surrender with Pants Down. Bangladesh is the najayaz aulaad of India and Randi Pakistan.

vartika nice name ☺️

@@snehald414 nahi degi !

@@prahladgurjar9700 Bhaav😉

Vartika Kaithal wo to aj pta chala mujhe b

Vaibhav vartika from kota factory is love 😍

True😂😂

Dinosaurs used to laugh at this joke..

@@lovishgautam5363 *Slow claps*

50 people are dinosaurs then

What password I didn't understand

No offense but this statement implies that he always do trash comedy! He was hilarious tho I agree.

@@AverageMinion98 trash comedy but in a good way..

@@vartika1931 so true ! It's his way that makes us lol .

People want weird information... Fir to Whisper P&G bnati he. 😂😂😂

Now go give IAS paper

Why the real fuck you people now this😓

Hiii komal

@@amirnazrullah3226 rehende lol

Lively performance... Charming performer

Same here 🙋‍♀️

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Underrated 😂😂😂😂

😁😁😁😁😎

Haan yaar "trash" toh koi bhi nahi laga mujhe.

Zakir khan ka naam suna hai?

I love Abishek more than zakir

Me too

Zakir khan and abhishek both are best in their style. Love abhishek ❤️ , Love zakir ❤️

Yoo

Kaunsa nasha kiye ho bhai

@@The561263 sastaa wala

On July 31, 2013, Energizer bought Stayfree from Johnson & Johnson. The purchase was only for the brands in North America - Johnson & Johnson continues to own the brands in all other regions of the world.

Neutrogena, clean and clear, stayfree and jhonson baby range are all part of jhonson and jhonson. However pantene,head and shoulders,tide,ambi-pur whisper and pampers are part of P&G group. 🙄 Hope there won't be any mysteries now

um, Excuse me Career??

Likes ke liye kuch bi

Baadshah kaha se aagaya scene me

I didn't know baadshah was a comedian

@@YashChaphekar07 watch and listen his songs

He said this because the show was in Mumbai.

I didn't get it please explain

ShowTech Guides That was actually a satire on IIm lucknow, an mba college famous for providing high placed jobs for its grads, but not anymore, so in that context he said to that guy that buying a ticket costing about a dollar and half must have been hard on him lol

@@nishantintouch I think that it is contradicted with the high fees of IIM

@@skepticaldoe6575 aare nahi, IIM waalo ki salary kaafi Zyaada hoti hai na isliye 150 kaafi mahengi padi 😂😆😆

The Glow up on Abhishek Upmanyu is a result of support, pyaaar and obviously paisa

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

hahahahahaa

Yaar papa aap idhar aap, baat karni hai aapse. . .

Lol

😂😂😂🤙🏻

Me too :).... His expression is very funny

You are too late

@@rifatmir7201 porn is the best

@@owaisahmed3318 well better late than never

Were you living under a rock or something? He’s hilarious.

venus14 thnk uhh usi baat par gaur Karwaane k liye.....🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@Santanu Maity I don't know if that comment was requires but your reply to it was really required

@Santanu Maity agreed.

When i was a young boy i really thought the same thing

😂😂😂😂

Yehi sab to yad aega bad me

Me too bro

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They saw it coming anyway...)

Exactly

Fleming's Left hand rule . After passing class 10 this year and reading ur comment-" Arre yahi batein toh baad mein yad aengi"🤣😂😅👍

Hahahaha

Lmao Fleming's left hand rule 😆😆😆

Yes true

"bas iske masude bade gande hain"

Cracked me up

llpi

😂😂😂

Not only in this one in most of stand-ups people are laughing mindlessly don't know why?

😂🤣👌exactly

Me too

If it was red liquid imagine how those unknown people would think..😂😂😂😂

I don't know till now why girls use pad 😅

@@AryanSharma-si3vm how old are you lol? If you are older than 14 then idk what you did in 8th class.

@@AryanSharma-si3vm it's simple taki wo kahi pe v baith sake...unhe cushions ki zarurat ni hoti pad pehanne ke bad...it's very comfortable

Doubt it

3750

@@ashishy9620 Ty bhai😅

3750

🤣🤣🤣

25 jokes hi hae..so 1 joke ke 150 rupay

Mujhko b