Triforce!  

''barbie used to be dummy thicc'' - Pyrion Flax, 2020

"Why doesn't he just be a header?" - Lewis Brindley, Football Pundit

Now I really want to know if Ben knows the rules...

Pyrion saying dark souls is too stressful when all he plays is counterstrike and DotA.

Aww Lewis's confidence in Ben's knowledge is sweet

Lewis: "Ben you have to learn the rulebook of Star Fleet Battles in an afternoon." Ben: "Ok Lewis."

I swear I've heard Pyrion talk about his card trading-guru of a daughter before... like recently. Or am I going mad

Pyrion you gotta make a Bodega action figure

I need a follow up with this Ben bet.

I'm so stoked they are playing Tarkov. The fact that its been public since 2016 but is now getting traction is a crime lol

"500 cases in Italy" That's dates this video! Haha! Ha. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I find myself very invested in the future of Pyrion's daughter who the narrative suggests will go on to be an expert in business or shares. Rooting for a girl who can business!

WHO WON THE BET? I need to know...

The real question is did ben know about star fleet battles?

Dragon's Lair did give hints (elements on screen would flash for 2-3 seconds to tell you where to go). And it WAS a cartoon, it was a laserdisc game.

I've spent the last 2 ½ months catching up on all the Yogpods and Triforce! Episodes. Proud to say this is the first upload since I've been caught up to current. I haven't been this early since 2012. Triforce! Was my first exposure to Sips since Sipsgate

omg i want to know the result of that 20 quid bet at the end more importantly i would love to see them play a game of starfleet battles :D

I've been going through these after dropping off yogscast completely almost 4 years ago. So interesting seeing how things age . Like the mentioning of cyberpunk and the creeping threat of corona getting closer and closer.

Dishonoured is a game about an assassin where you can get away with not killing anybody.

Hell yeah! Welcome to Tarkov Triforce.

Sips was right on the money with the Rimworld DLC - there's already a mod out for rimworld that includes literally all of the *new* dlc content (that already was around on the workshop). Lewis, you're chatting balls son ;)

I agree with the idea of a game just being unfair rather than difficult in a way that makes you learn and get better but I hate when people suggest that Dark Souls fits that description. If you're not learning when you die in Dark Souls then you're not paying attention.

Pyrion's kid sounds so smart. She's going to be rich one day

my old ass has your back pflax, I remember "Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat"

Watching this on delay, because you know, quarantine/lockdown all that good stuff :) Pyrion: If they want to stop it they should close everything for 2 weeks. Europe: Lets make it 4 :D

I would love a triforce on the road interview special from Pyrion

Bring in the bells and whistles, the boys are talking about subjects they already have!

Start the morning with a tall glass of 3 man children talking about toys

Rice a roni the san francisco treat! Also... GI Joe Jeep and Canoe camping set was the shit.

doing a run through while i play gloomhaven i always giggle a little when they do a covid update, just to hear what the thoughts were back then

After 116 episodes of this podcast, I'm surprised Lewis isn't a dad yet

YAAAYYYYY ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Sips comparing people with no arms and no legs, flying around with jet packs, trying to play soccer, to rocket league, was the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life

I think I remember Tom and Ben talking about how they used to playing Starfleet Battles on some stream ages ago

I had a Malibu Barbie in the 70s, Malibu Ken too. I cut the fringe off my mother's Spanish mantilla to give him an Egyptian wig.

I like the saving at checkpoints system, provided the time between checkpoints is not supidly long. I really like Stoneshard, But I dislike Darksouls. Darksouls is what I call 'fake-hard' its the simon says of combat games, you just have to remember how to deal with every enemy, and remember what happens in a certain room, and then you wont die as much. Take something like God-hand for a comparison, where its difficulty, slowly ramps up, and you can tell when an enemy is about to do a move, you can actually fight multiple opponents in god-hand the game gives you the tools to deal with it, but it will be harder. Darksouls is an RPG, you can just grind your way trough the game, and pretty much every playtrough I see of the game, is people cheesing bosses, and doing anything in their power to avoid a straight up fight. Darksouls tricks the player into thinking its a challanging game, when its actually really really easy. It just requires that you have played it atleast once, hence the wide appeal of the games.

Thanks for the 1 day early Birthday Podcast

Ok VERY random little aside about the Aliens toys here and I'm assuming none of the triforce guys are going to read a random comment by some pleb on the internet but here goes... The reason why you saw the Aliens merch coming out in 1992 (which I owned a crapton of) was because there was an Aliens cartoon series in the works called Operation Aliens (yes really...I mean we had a Robocop Cartoon series, a Rambo cartoon series etc.) however it never got off the ground. Here is a little video on it: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IKkhrPr3K5U.html

Maybe the people who run that football team can put him on a reserve list or something so he can train with his friends but won't be in any matches unless someone else couldn't play? He'll probably get better with practice anyway. Then the one time he gets put in the game he might impress the coach and be put in more games? In any case talk to the coaches and explain why it's important that he gets some role on the team even if it's just so he isn't left out in other areas as well because he's the odd one out. Being left out at such a tender age can really mess with a kid.

You could get Slave-1 here in Sweden. Millenium Falcon too, had them both in 83-84.

That richmond comic shop is great! It's so tiny and nice

This will be a trip down memory lane for sure

there's actually a masterpiece disney's recess episode about the economy where TJ trades trading cards in a businessman style like pyrion's daughter

The Alien toys were awesome, I still got some. Each one came with a comic that featured the toy you bought.

I believe that pyrion told an anecdote in an early podcast about Tom and Ben playing star fleet battles

44:45 Lewis' mouth becomes the biggest shit pipe in Britain instead of the one under the Thames

Woo

Ben has said he knows how to play on his twitter, although probably doesn't remember half the rules

Gsus you guys xD That "advice" you'd have given that football-kid was horrible xD Here's what you do: The kid wont make the team, so there is no point in telling him anything else than that he's not good enough at the moment to get in. But also tell him that he has the potential to learn and send him to a football club for kids where he can run around and play all he likes. That way he can still connect with his peers, can do what he loves, get's all the exercise and movement a kid needs and it wont register as a failure in his past, but as doing what he wanted. BAYUM.

Triforce! #117 We've all got Coronavirus.

damn it pyrion. as soon as he finished the jingle i actually said, "ding! ding!" also, gi joe : resolute, people died. lots of people died. and then it just turned into shit. also, we WILL find out if ben knows the rules to Star Fleet Battles...

Star Fleet Battles!! Nice shoutout!!! :D

I know you guys don't read these. But you guys are my best friends. Sad, but true.

Flax's kids are really going to disappoint him when they're not at all interested in the stuff he's into as they get older.

My older brother had the 12"/30cm G.I. Joes from the 60's & 70's. Loved those things. Anyway, this episode got me to read Wikipedia's G.I. Joe article where I found out they were first released in 1964. It was in in 1982 that poor G.I. Joe was shrunk by 8" and that Cobra Command stuff appeared. Had no idea Joe was licensed to other countries with all sorts of other names like "Action Man" and "Joe Super Temerario". Here's Eddie Murphy in 1984 with a bit about the shrinking of G.I. Joe: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VFNwirt210k.html

One of the best in a while!

What do you say to the kid that can't play football? Young man, you too can become a hero

Being super far behind on these and listening to them in 2021 and having them talk about Covid is a big oof.

Flax should do a Bodega book reading of a few chapters maybe for the solo podcast?

29:08 Lew-Lew has a stroke and loses grip on the English language

Really strange to hear them talk about C virus and travelling to GDC..

31:13 um... Yogventures.. perhaps?...

bless this podcast

stoneshard is a fucking rougelite so of course its ball achingly difficult, of course it tells you nothing. its a learning experience its fairly balanced right now, it gets easier.

I clicked because of Optimus Prime. Transformers are, and still are, my favorite thing ever. I’ve been collecting the toys that have come out in the past couple of years.

I wish Prion would try Siege again. And Sips back to Xcom 2

I think I shop at the same place as P Flax from time to time. 🤣

I NEED TO KNOW IF BEN KNOWSS!!!?!

It would be so much fun if Ben comes to the clarification

I got you on the Rice-a-Roni, Flax

i can't believe pyrion trained her daughter to be the next elon musk

I believe he meant to say "tail wagging the dog".

Fun fact: Transformers were originally a Japanese toy. So it’s almost as if Transformers were a cheap knockoff of a cheap knockoff that became popular.

Chavvi the famous footballer

Dragons Lair was animated by Don Bluth

What beautiful Trianguloids

Now i want some riceroni

I saw some GOT toys on the kids toy aisle in a Target the other day. GOT is definitely not a kids show.

WOOOT, I'm blessed!

GDC was cancelled so see you in 2 weeks. Maybe?

I'd play car wars with Pyrion!

There is also "The Shows that made us" by the same people

My husbands family puts things in trash bags when they move. My husbands uncle threw away a whole trash bag full of gijoe toys. My husband is still sad about it.

The Aliens toys were for the cancelled Operation Aliens animated series

I remember the same thing in my school, everyone collected and trade Pokemon cards, but no one played the actual game, I dunno if it just wasn’t a fun game? But with Magic the gathering it was the opposite, all about the game and not much trading collecting. Then yu-gi-oh was somewhere in the the middle. Then a few people playing the Harry Potter card game but they were basically outcasts for doing so 😂

I tried Dark souls III once, refunded it an hour in, I was not good enough. Also hold up, Car wars, pyrion youre on! Ben played Battletech, hell yeah ben just gets better and better!!

Riiiiiiiice-A-Roni !!

Pyrion If your friend thinks his kid can train and get good enough to make it next year or the year after cool do it. If realistically it's never going to happen see if he can join a city league or something for kids for fun. Either way that's pretty garbage that they won't let him be there and train even if he isn't good enough to play.

Paw Patrol with american accents is freaky.

They should watch altered carbon

There's a new series of Pokemon cards every 3 months.

So did we get a conclusion to the Ben question?

When are you guys going to continue divinity two :(( I miss the team triple dragon series!

RE: Star Fleet Battles -- Task Force Games definitely writes their manuals like a law book. I'd like to play Federation and Empire with a nerd out there some day, I've held onto that since the 90s...

San Fran is literally the softest city of all time, I am very unsurprised by them calling a SOE over no cases of the virus. Also the Royalty DLC for Rimworld sounds almost exactly like systems that have been in Dwarf Fortress for years

It really bothers me that Lewis still blinks when he's AFK.

@ child who cant play 'pro' football. Do people not play for fun anymore? We used to play more football in recess or after school at a casual level than the school's team.

Anticlimactic ending

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BEN KNOWS, HE KNOWS A LOT OF SHIT

My sweet corona children