True Confessions with Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver 

same here - Last Week Tonight is one of my favorite shows

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He said "you crazies" not racists lol

er.....no he didn't, he said "you racists"

+NecronomSlayer he said you racists

that was hilarious! but why was he joking about them being racist? all Jimmy asked was "where did you ride your skateboard?"

+frankinsane and myrrh Mary poppins is British and she had a flying umbrella.

They did

@@GamingOzzz that's the joke...

@Viktor Birkeland "yes the treaty is the same in english as is it in your language" *winks and sips tea"

I read this comment as he said it

🤣🤣🤣👏👏

Lillyana Sarango that’s not how the law works!

What the hell is an ambien?

@@marcelobrum552 sleeping pill kind of

@@marcelobrum552 treats insomnia. Basically a sedative

Well now I wanna know at what scene Jennifer took the pill lmao

sarah854r4h nice profile pic

sarah854r4h I was just about to comment this😂 also, SHER FUCKING LOCK

thanks :)

Can someone please explain it?

Naveen Kumar Mary Poppins

@acebasespace Or that the world holds john oliver in esteem

It seemed more plausible than Jimmy's "truth".

But that's also how i knew he was lying he talks all the time about how he has never met the queen and would never want to meet the queen and probably wouldnt be invited to anyways lol.

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Yeah same i wonder that every time

@TK Wallace I think he talked about it somewhere... In one of the interviews with a talk show host

@@charredtodeath2205 It was with Jimmy Fallon ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jFWcSVPzxWI.html&ab_channel=TheTonightShowStarringJimmyFallon

Soccer is the biggest and most important sport on Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every nation on Earth loves Soccer. Baseball is only popular in 17 countries. Soccer will be the number 1 sport in the USA by 2050 iyrsf

you all probably dont give a damn but does any of you know of a trick to log back into an Instagram account?? I stupidly forgot my account password. I love any help you can offer me.

wrong crowd

Who hasn't lied their way to an empire?

Americans don't know history.

@@Paulafan5 why is that important, the british are the most memorable one, what an apologist loser

YESSSS OH MY GOSH, I REMEMBER THAT 😂

YES, AHAHA. memories...

I thought I was the only one who remembered that hahaha

Am i the only one who screamed NIIINE :D

I don't get it someone explain

ikr 😊

Obviously the Tonight Show

There are 10 guys sleeping outside Jennifer Lawrence's house

It's a gift from the Universe :)

+SurviveTV are you one of them

i'm glad they didn't pick this envelope, otherwise the immediate answer would be "truth". i mean this sounds like the most john oliver thing ever

that was savage

Zero That wasn’t savage, it’s sweet because they are SO MANY people that would just keep quiet when you have a booger on your nose or a piece of spinach on your teeth. ITS JUST “I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME?”

But not on TV... He just made her feel uncomfortable - wanted to take the attention off of himself

no, that was embarrassing !!

It may be embarrassing and she may have felt a bit uncomfortable, but he did the right thing. If he had let her continue with a booger it would be much worse. Eventually the camera would have had to film her face.

And Jimmy didn't even get it. Best moment.

I didn’t get it!! Can someone explain?

@mylink1812 - Watch the movie Mary Poppins, then all will be explained.

@@xXxTr0nxXx ฃ

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Vathek lol I didn't and I'm Greek😂

i had a guffaw when he said that. lol.

He has less to do with Germany than he has with Greece. He was member of the Greek royal family is probably what the commentor meant, but it's true, he is not publicly concidered one of our-fallen-royalty now nor does he have the Greek citizenship anymore (he abandoned it when he married). He has no relations with the country and he even suppossedly hates it due to the bad treatment of the royals there at some point in history.

Vathek 😂😂😂👌

Poor guy being passed around.

AHAHAh, she is the best.

That endeared me to her forever

Best thing could ever said we need to quote this

if you put the booger in a box, the booger both exists and doesn't exist at the same time. even on tv.

+Iplaystuff did you get that from silicon valley lol

Sigh

Don't know if it's sarcasm or not, but what an annoying comment.. As usual, from haters. Broken records.

ILYJC91 FE SHE IS JUST LIKE US!!

So opposing opinion is hating?

purplenurps Let's be real. That's what her haters post on every single video of hers. Broken record.

Everytime John Oliver mentions -Drumpf- the news, he breaks the internet.

+Peter Russell thought everyone hating Jennifer

+xLawr hated

Nope.

yeaaaah

He really was appalled. "I know I didn't do it, but what about me makes you think I definitely didn't?"

Thanks for running it!

Don't look at comments before the video ends if you don't want spoilers

spoiler alert, the comments talk about what happens in the video.

I mean his accent is enough to say he lived nowhere near London

Vilkku you racist 😂

AHAHAHAHA XoD That's how I am going to arrive at work from now on!!!!

Vilkku A fortnite glider

indigoSinner and Vilkku 😂😂

You fucking racist 😂😂

oohh nooo..lmao

Lmao hahahahaha nooooo

it doesn't come with the glasses? For a moment I thought it did!

ptff

Cause he's born with it asshole

Seems that way... imagine dealing with someone like that for more than a few days. All those mood swings and acts of randomness. I bet she's horrible in relationships.

She looks great, especially in the selfies that got published where she's bending over in front of the camera exposing her butthole. Did you miss those?

+Morpayne RADIO creepy

That comment isn't necessary.

Olivia Rebecca im reminding you of facts. Dont like it? dont come online.

"Jimmy is cool 2" OH MY GOD 😂😂

+Zara Khan LMAO

i dont get it :'(

+Stig Rancazz lol why is that?

wow! seriously dude!? do you hate him because he's not racist!?...

You spelled Jennifer Lawrence wrong ;)

This isn't a leaked nude video.

same

Melica LoL Exactly, John Oliver is in those...not into that, that's why I'm here for Lawrence ;)

***** Of course, he just didn't spell Jennifer Lawrence correctly and I wanted to help ;)

'I felt it.' Best comeback ever.

@@yusefendure She never gets embarrassed about anything it seems, lol.

Peliculas @@yusefendure

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Kinda forgot Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver live in the same universe.

Hilarious

Yeah because Jimmy made a racial comment! John is a moron who blows John Stewart

I can't believe I'm commenting on this, but you kind of missed EVERYTHING about the joke. The joke was about racial profiling, because Jimmy said that John looked like a good liar, and he joked "is it because I'm English?", which is funny because white English people are basically the group who invented racial profiling in order to assert their cultural and ethnic dominion over like 3/4 of the globe, so he's basically calling attention to how absurd racial profiling is generally, because of the fact that it basically doesn't affect him negatively even if it should. Because it's also a critique of English empire: the English did cheat the world out of most of their resources - they are cheats, but of course it wouldn't have been middling people like John's ancestors who ran anything, so it's also a laugh about class. But even more so, it's a joke about American's perceptions of Britishness, informed as they are by Dickens, the royals and films like Mary Poppins, who famously flew into London town on an umbrella like a domestic miracle worker, which is in itself a parody of late-Victorian and Edwardian ladies' manuals on household management. It's not lost that in this context Oliver is also proposing himself as a domestic servant in the royal household in a sort of Mary Poppins-esque fashion (as a cook), but he is apparently not convincingly Mary Poppinsesque enough to the Americans, which he pretends to be shocked by and which is also quite a statement on how British class history has been sanitised and glamourised by Hollywood. After all, who do they think works at Buckingham Palace cooking eggs other than young people during their summer break? The hilarious accident is the matter of the feta cheese. It appears that John offers it up kind of unthinkingly and when Jimmy and Jennifer looked genuinely appalled by the idea of the Queen eating something common like feta, it dawns on him that the Queen's husband is actually Greek so this is even more hilarious. If being clever and constructing quippy jokes with multiple layers of meaning is moronic, than up is down and left is right.

@@leeraewi woah.

@@louiselavigne5085 ܶܨܙ

Omg, same

Same shit here

yes! two people I love!

thats what I do whenever I read Jennifer Lawrence in the title tbh

And why might that be? Is your own life so meaningless and empty that you hold up these two plastic hollow creatures as some sort of beacon of light for your pathetic existence? I feel sorry for you

That's our John!

Its like a bad 80s sitcom "I got kicked out of a sauna for not being naked enough." Audience: "THAT'S OUR JOHN!!" Cue theme song.

Very true. You're not really allowed to wear clothes in Japanese saunas for hygiene purposes.

Sounds somehow Finnish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

that's probably because at the time he didn't understand the culture of japanese public baths

You also frequent Last Week Tonight I see

Spotted my friend

Ayyyyy

Thought it was bran stark?

That was so funny years ago

I'm sooo glad we watched the same video.

+Zero For Conduct yeah why the fuck do people repeat things that we just saw in the video

+lesryglrhfohser 'Cause it's funny. And you have a booger on your nose.

lesryglrhfohser, ever heard of a memorable quote? Kid: "No, Luke. I AM your father." Dad: "Wow, son. It's almost like we just watched the same movie." It's normal to quote something funny, something that stood out to you. That's why they're called QUOTES. Get off your high horse please.

Back into the grave with you, zombie Heath!

Lol

Drew Carter ha ha.

Drew Carter I do t get it

Mary Poppins:ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5BHoDW9f7vY.html

@@MrISkater Marry Poppins a famous childhood movie from an older era. They would fly in on umbrellas.

@@DoubleMonoLR thank you :)

i definitely would lol.

She said she loves being naked around her friends lmao like seriously, she just doesn't care about anything and she loves making fun of herself

booger*

Well, no one really would, to be fair? Everyone has boogers, it's not like they're an unnatural part of life...

SomeNiceMovies It's embarrassing tho

thanks for that.

Zabs McGee What do you mean? I don't understand.

Oh boy here we go. Okay, well typically when another human being thanks it is a social faux pas to decline responding with, "you're welcome."

Zabs McGee I'm sorry. You're welcome. But why the thanks?

Jasper Fox Okay fine. Have it your way!!! I take back my thank you. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK AND I WILL AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?!??!!? HUH!??!!? DO YOU!??!?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!

As much as I love Jimmy

TigerLily John Oliver is great

TigerLily fuck john Oliver

Bridgeville Bulldawgz58 rude

Drumpf lover

Overrated, annoying, unoriginal comment. Broken record.

Lol, you use the word 'defend' as if she did something wrong...it's her personality, she is really honest, humble, down to earth and yes, relatable. Instead of appreciating her awesome personality people have to shit on it, like they usually do with all things that are good.

it's almost like she is just a person who takes shits in the bathroom

+SuperHns NO does she?

Mario Habijanec yeah and once a month she even bleeds from the vagina. Like a, you know, a person

Oh hey it's actually you

Yes we do Go John

He's the best

WrecklessEating waddup matt

Love Jennifer Lawrence!!!

+Susan Barbier k

My thoughts exactly

you have to dream bigger. Maybe best of 3. for the second one where life is almost complete you could expand it to the three favourite people in the whole world in your place! and that would make a tie. Just think how wild you could go for the win on the next one.

It made sense

That isn't even live TV...

Or does she....................? Illuminati! *Jumps out open window and breaks both legs*

Tommy Hull -- That reminds me of the days whenever me and my friends would say something epic or just ridiculous, one of us would always jump out the window or sprint around the block. Key and Peele did a skit about it: who can go the furthest when witnessing things too funny for the brain to process. One of them ends up being kidnapped by Aliens...

Mario E. 😂😂 Hahaha that's great. I better check out that clip.

Nah, she is just a normal person like the rest of us, or as normal like the rest of us as one can be being a super star....but still normal.

No, I'm 100% only here for J-Law

lol no... 90% are here for Lawrence. Guess you missed most of the comments... or Media headlines with links to the video...

Lol, those people who say they are watching for John Oliver should stop lying to themselves... they are all really here for Lawrence, whether they hate her or love her. They are all secretly obsessed with her but won't admit it...

Thomas 94 I think this commenter is genuine, though. But i wouldn't say the same for others. And it's obvious most aren't here for John. Most of the comments are about Jennifer, and most of the media links just have her name on them.

ILYJC91 FE It's clear that like 90% of the people are here for Lawrence and I don't know how genuine some of these comments are...there are lot of haters who are even more obsessed with her than fans...

He can't be president because he currently isn't a citizen

n

Wasn't born in the US

+Captain Cocoa Puffs agreed 😂😂

Probably?? Do you really need to hedge?

Did you think about that joke yourself?, or somebody told you that everyone tries to say the same thing over and over?

+poiison Dota Right? lol Broken record.

Really? Cause I think she tries so damn hard

lol

She could be or it could be real. Either way people would think both are true.

Elias Habibi my friend

YES and that bit on Buzzcocks

I like her smile

she's wearing 5 lbs of make up!

she's my favorite actress

***** theo

gelu4in mine too :)

*literally

He once said that at my elderly neighbor's funeral. True story.

"Fallon so fake." So much salt.

But this was actually really fun, and I was able to stand Jimmy Fallon this time. Usually i can't stand to watch his video for more than 1 minute, but I guess John and Jennifer's aura was just too powerful.

Is that bad tho

That was my first reaction. A poor man's version, but it has moments.

you stole my 2nd name

not nearly as witty though...americans just can't master wit like the british can.

+oldmoviemusic you're so British

*shrug* is your second name Williamson?

There is nothing cuter than Jennifer Lawrence. Not even that video of kittens playing with balls of yarn. Nuh-unh.

She looked cuter with her vagina out in those pictures I saw.

+Jonjey Comms I have no I idea how to respond to that but Jennifer Lawrence in my opinion is way cuter

You are kidding, of course...

+Gracia Maria Espinoza Cuter =/= Hotter or More Sexually Attractive. He is definitely cuter.

i love kanye

of course you do

Linh Nguyen hahahahha everyone hates kanye i love him tho lmao

+David Pappachan Good for you

Aboood165 How could this be misconstrued as an insult to Kanye? Unless you actually believe not being on the same artistic level of Mozart is an insult. Stop getting so offended

it is a bit traumatic

Yes it is a shocking sight.

Clearly you haven't seen community

SO RELATABLE, AM I RIGHT? XDDDD

Jimmy just told everyone. How else was she going to react?

Xarfax321 lol ikr 😅

And the thing about walking there is totally implausible as well. He grew up in Bedford, which is _not_ within walking distance to Buckingham Palace, and Jimmy probably knew that.

You don't know, maybe he's an omelet savant.

@moonlily1 I would be so angry if I was an omelet savant! What a waste of savant. 😁

@@Trockenshampooleopard You are vastly overestimating Jimmy's knowledge of UK geography.

2016*

meme?

Crispee Towne What about it?

RandomHumanBeing what is it?

Crispee Towne In this case I the type of meme where you make a screenshot of someones face and add a suitable caption to the picture for humorous effect. (People then can post/share if they like it) But "internet memes" can be a lot of different things. Just google it.

RandomHumanBeing Oh I think I know what you mean. English is not my first language.

just a little 😂😂

Omg haha me too. I laughed out loud!

+pennylovesgreece poor devil

RIP

feel sick~,,

And a British millhouse

Oh yeah, totally original ;)

I think he looks closer to a human puffin.

You must be a Sander's supporter! What else? Does he also looks like someone who says "my parents are my best friend" but it is also an orphan?" ;-)

Kevin Sakovich you gotta watch the last episode of John Oliver to understand what WE are talking about because if you don't know what I am talking about THEN you don't even know what the ORIGINAL comment was about. I am talking about the same thing the Manguy2000 and Jimmy Memer are talking about! Do you think they came up with "looks like someone Benjamin Buttoned Henry Kissinger" and a "British millhouse?" That was something John Oliver said that Sander's supporters were going to call him after he (John Oliver) said on his latest show "that Politicalfact stated that there was no evidence that state party hyjacked the process or ignored regular procedure." He also stated that even though the voting system is fucked up, Hillary and Trump were still the candidates with the most popular vote. That is WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT!