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CREDITS:
Footage from ‘The Tick Ixodes Ricinus and Lyme Disease’
licensed from and provided by
Technische Informationsbibliothek (TIB) : www.tib.eu/en/
The original footage was created by:
Dr. Franz-Rainer Matuschka, Freie Universität Berlin
Dr. Andrew Spielman, Harvard School of Public Health
Institut für den Wissenschaftlichen Film Gottingen

Dr. Uwe Sander - Director, Research
Regine Feldmann - Editor
Camera: Jurgen Kaeding, Kuno Lechner,
Michael Schorsch, Hort Witman.
Extra special thank you to Dr. Dania Richter for her time and
for her patience in helping me understand the remarkable
life cycle of the Ixodes ticks. Dr. Richter led me to the
remarkable documentary that is featured throughout this
episode.
Thank you to Dania Richter, Franz-Rainer Matuschka,
Andrew Spielman and L. Mahadevan for allowing me
the use of images and footage from their amazing work
on the feeding apparatus in:
How ticks get under your skin: insertion mechanics of
the feeding apparatus of Ixodes ricinus ticks
dx.doi.org/10.1098/rspb.2013.1758
Special thank to Marie Vancová, Tomáš Bílý, Ladislav Šimo,
Jan Touš, Petr Horodyský, Daniel Růžek, Adam Novobilský,
Jiří Salát, Martin Strnad, Daniel E. Sonenshine,
Libor Grubhoffer & Jana Nebesářová for making their work
available through the CC 4.0 license.
Three-dimensional reconstruction of the feeding apparatus
of the tick Ixodes ricinus (Acari: Ixodidae): a new insight into
the mechanism of blood-feeding
doi.org/10.1038/s41598-019-56...
Thank you to Graham Hickling for licensing me his excellent
footage of the egg laying process and Gene’s organ.
Check him out at: vimeo.com/user565817
Thank you Patrons Andrew Pann &
Rick Rubenstein for inspiring jokes,
and Tina Persson for asking that the
tick not be named Tina)
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@zefrank
@zefrank 3 года назад
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@deptusmechanikus7362
@deptusmechanikus7362 3 года назад
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@thatgreenguyplayer2
@thatgreenguyplayer2 3 года назад
Even your ads are pleasant to watch and listen to. And frequently hilarious.
@LittleBallOfPurr
@LittleBallOfPurr 3 года назад
Hats off to any sponsor willing to back a video that says dicks a dozen times in the first minute.
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 года назад
Trying to get it to run on my Fork , Its not doing anything... Lol. Already tried on my Toaster and Vaccuum cleaner and nothing but out of memory errors. And the Vaccuum Cleaner Threw a belt, in protest.
@noforwhat5767
@noforwhat5767 2 года назад
Okok
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 3 года назад
Zefrank was definitely told by someone that when he says “tick” it sounds like “dick” and instantly knew what video he wanted to make next.
@et5216
@et5216 3 года назад
I swear I’m brand new to this guy and every time he said “tick” I heard “dick”
@SolaScientia
@SolaScientia 3 года назад
I had to make myself hear "tick", because I kept hearing "dick", especially at the beginning. I kept waiting for him to correct himself like he does or something.
@karmabum21
@karmabum21 3 года назад
oh he was definitely saying dick lol
@urockitony2
@urockitony2 3 года назад
OK, good, so it wasn't just me who kept hearing that...lol
@tekkensentai
@tekkensentai 3 года назад
The auto subtitles read “dick” in the first minute
@DorkingtonHacker
@DorkingtonHacker 3 года назад
"This is what toilet paper looks like in hell. Now a word from our sponsor." That is some bold ad placement.
@purpleemerald5299
@purpleemerald5299 3 года назад
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@thesmoviemaker21
@thesmoviemaker21 3 года назад
@@purpleemerald5299 Now in extra course sand paper edition.
@AStrangeWindmill
@AStrangeWindmill 3 года назад
CuriosityStream knew what they were signing up for.
@AndrewCheshire
@AndrewCheshire 3 года назад
Dude, imagine if like a legit Charmin ad interrupted the video at that very moment.
@saskatoonyu
@saskatoonyu 3 года назад
@@thesmoviemaker21 Get the tough stains out
@justxbreathe
@justxbreathe 8 месяцев назад
My mother & I have a twisted habit of exploiting one-another’s weaknesses in a cruel but lighthearted bit of family friendly sadism. Her weakness is hair in food, second only to ticks… i just.. i just don’t think I can thank you enough for this absolute gift. She has no idea what’s coming.
@swordsmancs
@swordsmancs 17 дней назад
How’d you get the video to her? You gotta give us the update
@justxbreathe
@justxbreathe 17 дней назад
Update: I sent it to her just before she went to sleep in a foreign hotel, which she did not enjoy and assured me I would regret it - some time later she sent me a video showing how Ramen noodles are covered in flour mites. To which I introduced her to cheese mites. Currently waiting for the other shoe to drop.
@spudthepug
@spudthepug 14 дней назад
@@justxbreathethis is what I call good old fashioned family fun!
@13lilsykos
@13lilsykos 13 дней назад
You should update us periodically on how nice y'all are to each other. My mom died when I was 17 but I like to imagine if she was still alive, we'd have a relationship similar to y'alls. 😁
@iancr8199
@iancr8199 Год назад
So much fun learning about hard and soft đicks. Thank you Zefrank :)
@liamaincraft7614
@liamaincraft7614 Год назад
same
@genxindia1154
@genxindia1154 Год назад
ahahahahah I saw the subtitles as well
@Veggiebagel74
@Veggiebagel74 Год назад
“You look down in the shower and see a dick”
@abigail1002
@abigail1002 Год назад
Fr
@Mike-tk6wr
@Mike-tk6wr Год назад
Mad info bruh. I learnt so much about the features my dick can unlock at its full potential.
@rofl_waffl
@rofl_waffl 3 года назад
He's not even saying ticks, all I can hear is the "D" and the innuendos are amazing
@gayas3695
@gayas3695 3 года назад
The subtitles too lol
@chloe-mariedavidson5123
@chloe-mariedavidson5123 3 года назад
Yeah the subtitles are just so funny to read.
@austinm.9832
@austinm.9832 3 года назад
I think that's the joke.
@natwest1971
@natwest1971 3 года назад
I was just checking the comments to see if I was the only one 😂
@seraphywang4638
@seraphywang4638 3 года назад
Especially the beginning
@K28_0
@K28_0 3 года назад
remember guys, there’s only 2 types of “D”ticks. soft “D”ticks and hard “D”ticks
@KyoonF
@KyoonF 3 года назад
that's what i heard 🤣
@learnwithme-tjmicks
@learnwithme-tjmicks 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nanachise
@Nanachise 3 года назад
Lmao i never laughed that hard
@Dino-is1oj
@Dino-is1oj 3 года назад
I will remember
@vincenthalaby5442
@vincenthalaby5442 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@ChickadeeChickadaa
@ChickadeeChickadaa Год назад
As a guy with a Biology degree and at least 20 tick bites under his belt, this is the best worst thing I've ever seen. Thank you for a wonderful Thanksgiving 💛
@theflyingcrud
@theflyingcrud Год назад
At least 20 ain't too bad honestly. I grew up in the mountains and almost certainly have had more than 100. And have had Lyme. I hope you never go through that, it sucks dude
@grablit
@grablit Год назад
20 bites under the belt? Thats rough, they couldve went for your stomach or something.
@samnewman3123
@samnewman3123 11 месяцев назад
Never been bitten and never want to get bitten here. 🤣
@labermichnichtzu8003
@labermichnichtzu8003 10 месяцев назад
Bro literally has 4 million subs. Do you genuinely think that those 2 bucks are well spent here? Didn't know that you can get a biology degree with the IQ of a stone.
@dtk1985
@dtk1985 9 месяцев назад
20 in your whole life is not that bad. i had 11 ticks in me at the same time after a night when I got drunk and went to sleep on the forest floor. took me a few days to find and remove all of them of course
@jpnona3544
@jpnona3544 Год назад
Bro knew EXACTLY what he was doing 💀
@nickb3968
@nickb3968 3 года назад
I definitely heard the change from "D" to "T" around the 30 second mark
@mysticalfox4546
@mysticalfox4546 3 года назад
Yes, I thought I was going crazy. I even had the subtitles and indeed it kept changing back and forth.
@belphegren2062
@belphegren2062 3 года назад
Same
@mrN3w7
@mrN3w7 3 года назад
Are you sure he is using T at all... I can't hear it :D.
@2degucitas
@2degucitas 3 года назад
Yeah, I heard it, and lolled.
@Bully50
@Bully50 3 года назад
Glad I wasn’t the only one
@upyoursdotcom
@upyoursdotcom 3 года назад
I love how Jerry hasn't been fired yet, after years of fucking everything up
@GreenMonkeySam
@GreenMonkeySam 3 года назад
He is incompetent, yet charming
@aerialarboreal9005
@aerialarboreal9005 3 года назад
He's like the weatherman... It's only job where you can be wrong every day but they can't fire you!!!
@Juber777
@Juber777 3 года назад
He's married to ZeFrank daughter... Bethany...😏😉 ..
@jimmynoname4089
@jimmynoname4089 3 года назад
Can’t fire your split personality
@mr7shesha001
@mr7shesha001 3 года назад
Oh how foolish you are sweet summer child. Jerry is the reason Zefrank has made it this far. Without Jerry, we would not have Zefrank.
@coalfpv
@coalfpv Год назад
Absolutely brilliant. From the ambiguous accent to demeaning the editor in voiceover, this was extremely well presented. Thank you.
@pjyoung191
@pjyoung191 Год назад
So I'm currently doing a dog grooming course at college and we have to know about parasite life cycles for the theory exam. This is easily the best (and funniest) way to revise
@panthera9151
@panthera9151 2 года назад
Dad once thought it would be funny to catch the hedgehog that wandered through the garden, and since wild animals are usually full of parasites, sure enough he caught a tick. That wouldn't be such a problem on its own, if only it didn't turn green. Grandma (from mom's side) was a doctor and urged him to get tested for Lyme, and sent the dead tick for testing as well. Dad was fine, fortunately, and it turns out that the reason the tick turned green and died was due to severe alcohol poisoning.
@redraven8482
@redraven8482 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@damnndamo6086
@damnndamo6086 2 года назад
If this is true that's insane
@cmataira
@cmataira 2 года назад
Hahaha love the story!
@sunnymarie2060
@sunnymarie2060 2 года назад
Talk about layers....😄😄
@BumpkinTheSnitch
@BumpkinTheSnitch 2 года назад
@dražen g Don’t suck like a tick!
@majimoo
@majimoo 3 года назад
"What a nice video to watch over lunch" - me 10 minutes before skipping lunch
@manonthebrain
@manonthebrain 3 года назад
You best spend that $14.99 on a curiosity subscription.
@NoahSpurrier
@NoahSpurrier 3 года назад
Well, I just ate before watching this and I envy you.
@mickiblay1
@mickiblay1 3 года назад
Meanwhile, there's me, proceeding to eat my what remained of my cheese with ZERO fucks to give.
@benjaminwalters2188
@benjaminwalters2188 10 месяцев назад
"Butt first sorry but first" is one of the best lines in the whole series😂 love your videos zefrank
@Redvictory612
@Redvictory612 11 месяцев назад
A teacher of mine showed us this video the day after a field trip to show us some stuff about ticks, glad he chose this one in particular
@jackashmore
@jackashmore 3 года назад
“As is the custom” better be a running joke now
@harimmedinamejia3921
@harimmedinamejia3921 3 года назад
I know xD I was searching for this comment
@alonelywalker6602
@alonelywalker6602 3 года назад
As is the custom
@kittypewpew
@kittypewpew 3 года назад
Thats how at tic do
@geekdivaherself
@geekdivaherself 3 года назад
That's how a dick too.
@kimmy6304
@kimmy6304 3 года назад
this is the way
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 3 года назад
This video just made me feel like one of these lil buggers was crawling on me the whole time lmaoo
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 3 года назад
Worry not as ticks dont usually stick to humans, however bed bugs and lice do.
@EmviloriamE
@EmviloriamE 3 года назад
@@WingMaster562 5:07
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 3 года назад
@@EmviloriamE emphasis on "usually"
@YouLookedLoser
@YouLookedLoser 3 года назад
@@WingMaster562 Ah yes we have an internet expert over here, any other wisdom you wish to tell us you scholar you
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 3 года назад
@@YouLookedLoser source : "dude trust me" and "My dad works for nintendo" . Jokes aside, I have been a dog owner for a decade and now. Being in the Philippines means tropical climate means that ticks always find ways to get to my dogs. Besides being a pain in the ass to remove to dogs, those buggers never latched to me to make me a host. I just dont want people to worry too much about these ticks, as lice and bedbugs are more prone to latch on humans
@lorencarlin2087
@lorencarlin2087 Год назад
This man is a jewel! I honestly hope some nature documentary hires him as narrator. I'd watch the crap outta that. Don't forget Jerry, the silent, but comic foil. Gotta have him along on all auditions.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 месяцев назад
I've always presumed that there is no Jerry, and Frank just needed someone to talk to and whipped "Jerry" up outta thin air. I could be wrong, and I can't decide if Jerry being real would be worse than him being fake.
@lorencarlin2087
@lorencarlin2087 9 месяцев назад
@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 No, unfortunately, Jerry is just a figment of imagination. Still, plays his part well, don't you think? Lol!
@doctordemon5076
@doctordemon5076 9 месяцев назад
Even better,just put his clips on tv! :)
@sandrinakeffufal6008
@sandrinakeffufal6008 Месяц назад
This IS the nature documentary!
@nickrider5220
@nickrider5220 9 месяцев назад
Was bitten by a Lyme infected tick 14 years ago, didn't know of L.disease at the time. Didn't get any treatment for over a year, got pretty ill, had to give up work in the end - pretty restricted what I can do now.....Lyme disease can be an absolute life changing illness !! Damn ticks 🤬
@arx_5744
@arx_5744 3 года назад
I honestly think he’s saying “dicks” the whole time and we just think it’s “ticks” because that’s what he wants us to think
@ircubic
@ircubic 3 года назад
You can tell he's conciously softening the t-sound in the places where it sounding like "dick" is funnier. Very noticable at the chicken part at the end. "Oh you mean the ticks? I'll tell you one thing, a chicken will eat a tick".
@tipsybass7060
@tipsybass7060 3 года назад
@@ircubic head bobbing up and down.. lololololll
@cheeseslices5000
@cheeseslices5000 3 года назад
Lol
@Notacka
@Notacka 3 года назад
Put on close captioning you aren’t the only one.
@Etticos.
@Etticos. 3 года назад
I thought he was saying “dicks” the *whole* time
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 года назад
Sounds like Zefrank is “ticked” off by Jerry
@breezyjr
@breezyjr 3 года назад
Dad jokes FTW!
@MissEarthling
@MissEarthling 3 года назад
Ayy 👉👉
@MsAwsomeanimegirl
@MsAwsomeanimegirl 3 года назад
He needs to stop bugging him 😏
@joshuamattingly1232
@joshuamattingly1232 3 года назад
Badum tsss. As a guy who enjoys a good pun, well done dear person, you get two thumbs up.
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 года назад
@WANT S[Е]Х - check my vidео ! This sechx bot wants ticks infected with Reportious Manyious.
@uhurawoods8602
@uhurawoods8602 10 месяцев назад
I love that he's as tickled as I am with his script 💯 You know you're on to something when you can't contain giggles while reading 💯
@cartoonistanonymous
@cartoonistanonymous 9 месяцев назад
Hey watch your langua- oh, sorry, you said "tickle".
@vladimirnachev324
@vladimirnachev324 Год назад
Bro this shit literally gave me Lyme within 1 minute of contact, then after 6-7 months in horrible elbow pains and a month of doxycycline I managed to heal it with a bee sting (yes the very sting which I used on multiple places around the bite area)
@ReySchultz121
@ReySchultz121 Год назад
How the hell does that even work?
@vladimirnachev324
@vladimirnachev324 Год назад
@@ReySchultz121 bee toxin therapy, it kills all parasites like malaria and lyme
@ReySchultz121
@ReySchultz121 Год назад
@@vladimirnachev324 Oooooooohhhh
@localareakobold9108
@localareakobold9108 Год назад
Yeah, my moms life changed very rapidly from these ticks, from athlete to a woman crippled in a wheelchair
@sydneymomma11
@sydneymomma11 3 года назад
I hate ticks. I love zefrank. This is gonna be a hard one to watch. I'll pull through it for you, and no one else.
@twilightsparkle75
@twilightsparkle75 3 года назад
for real. they are one of the 3 worst living things to ever exist. and in my opinion no matter how "beneficial" they are to the econosystem they should never have existed and should be eradicated. fully wiped out. forever.
@emblemblade9245
@emblemblade9245 3 года назад
Twilight Sparkle mosquitoes too?
@gollygeewhiz3033
@gollygeewhiz3033 3 года назад
Same
@princeapoopoo5787
@princeapoopoo5787 3 года назад
Same
@joshuachurchill2858
@joshuachurchill2858 3 года назад
Totally agree
@jakeisom
@jakeisom 3 года назад
“The chicks would eat a whole bag of ticks.” I’m dying 😂
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 года назад
That Porn bot replying here needs to eat a bag of Report ticks . . .
@CaptainJack63
@CaptainJack63 3 года назад
Oh TICKS! I thought he said a whole bag of Dick's Burgers here in Seattle. 🤣
@MrChristianDT
@MrChristianDT 3 года назад
Guess I'm not the only one hearing dicks every other time he says it.
@vulpine3431
@vulpine3431 3 года назад
@@MrChristianDT I'm pretty sure that was very much intentional. He uses a very heavy "t"
@namehellnaa8968
@namehellnaa8968 3 года назад
l need the time where he said that pls
@AllegedlyApril
@AllegedlyApril 12 дней назад
After suffering a whole lot of pain for 20 years, I was finally diagnosed. Chronic Lyme disease. I hate ticks.
@ZEGO24x
@ZEGO24x 3 месяца назад
I was going to stop watching, as I didnt need to learn everything about the tick, but the commentary made this so compelling to watch it ALL! Brilliant work, and absolutely hilarious! Subscribed...
@peter_parkour
@peter_parkour 2 года назад
"There are two kinds of *ticks* : soft *ticks* and hard *ticks* ." I lost it there. 😂
@electrominded8372
@electrominded8372 2 года назад
Lol
@aapp953
@aapp953 2 года назад
There is straight ticks curved ticks black ticks brown ticks white ticks yellow ticks red ticks and circumcised ticks
@zyanidwarfare5634
@zyanidwarfare5634 2 года назад
Their slight accent is perfect for this
@lisasoto3425
@lisasoto3425 2 года назад
Watch it with the captions on, it's even better! LMAO
@hestiashearth478
@hestiashearth478 2 года назад
Lol turn on the captions, it's hilarious
@starblossum541
@starblossum541 3 года назад
Fun fact: if you inject hydrogen peroxide in a tick, it will explode
@thezambambo2184
@thezambambo2184 3 года назад
Fun for everyone except the Tick, but fuck Ticks anyway
@captaincommunism723
@captaincommunism723 3 года назад
Ferb, I know what we're doing today
@eggchin9721
@eggchin9721 3 года назад
Is there any videos of this
@gizmonicman9879
@gizmonicman9879 3 года назад
I would pay to watch a video of this.
@urbannanni5864
@urbannanni5864 3 года назад
I've never considered shooting up a tick, but I am looking for a spare insulin syringe now. I hate ticks with a passion!
@Halepeno304
@Halepeno304 2 дня назад
So happy you make these very digestible info videos. Always making learn and chuckle.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 9 месяцев назад
Wow! Who knew male ticks went down on the females? That's thoughtful of them.
@uriah8137
@uriah8137 3 года назад
Holy shit I don’t think any Ze Frank video has ever made me feel as uncomfortable as this one yet I can’t stop watching
@angelserenade
@angelserenade 3 года назад
The frog video is the most disturbing...
@abbemiller3085
@abbemiller3085 3 года назад
The frog one is definitely the worst😬
@carlwheezerofsouls3273
@carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад
@@angelserenade i vibed with the forgs, this shit was too much though.
@manfredconnor3194
@manfredconnor3194 3 года назад
Same.
@ahmadel-baher2779
@ahmadel-baher2779 3 года назад
You clearly have never seen the one about ducks then.
@mecha_shadow
@mecha_shadow 3 года назад
ive never had more joy than hearing zefrank say “mahs-co-ee-toh”
@abandonedmuse
@abandonedmuse 3 года назад
I decided right there and then this is my new pronunciation. It’s settled.
@venus_de_lmao
@venus_de_lmao 3 года назад
Hummingbyerds
@luvscxrs8606
@luvscxrs8606 3 года назад
These little bebes
@RandallChase1
@RandallChase1 3 года назад
That’s how zefrank do
@GodlessVoice
@GodlessVoice 3 года назад
I'm getting some hard Sykkuno vibes from that. 😏🤣
@TonyTowers22
@TonyTowers22 9 месяцев назад
The comedic relief is the reason I was able to bear this horrendous documentary
@Stormattack89
@Stormattack89 5 месяцев назад
I really love this kind of docs!
@user-hz7pk9vb6z
@user-hz7pk9vb6z 3 года назад
Tick: Just one tummyfull I'm so small! Host: Ok just one! *Tick pulls out comically large stomach*
@justaviewer5150
@justaviewer5150 2 года назад
Lol
@porkyminch1640
@porkyminch1640 2 года назад
v o r e
@user-hz7pk9vb6z
@user-hz7pk9vb6z 2 года назад
@@porkyminch1640 No pls
@V0IDFANGZ
@V0IDFANGZ 2 года назад
nice name
@user-hz7pk9vb6z
@user-hz7pk9vb6z 2 года назад
@@V0IDFANGZ I try😌
@threemooseqateers9689
@threemooseqateers9689 2 года назад
Fun fact: Zefrank made a community post about how he spent a very long time making his Ts and Ds sound very similar only to have the captions ruin the hilarious innuendo
@ThatCrazyKid0007
@ThatCrazyKid0007 2 года назад
To be fair, the captions are the only reason I clicked on the video since RU-vid autopreviews them on the app so they served a good purpose.
@mudvayne2311
@mudvayne2311 2 года назад
I died when I saw the captions I just had to read the comments to see who else noticed 🤣
@JK-dn4pu
@JK-dn4pu 2 года назад
@@mudvayne2311 I had the same thing happened to me when I watched it it was on auto play and I fell out laughing
@cdubb642
@cdubb642 2 года назад
Hilarious
@nishikantaleitanthem9190
@nishikantaleitanthem9190 2 года назад
I got so confused reading the automated captions and thought "what!!? He got ticks in his dick?? That must've been painfull... 😱" Until I actually watched the video.. 😅
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 9 месяцев назад
I had two on my johnson about ten years apart. Ticks never used to bother me but, after pulling two off of a VERY sensitive part of my anatomy, I kill those little bastards at every opportunity. I was amazed at how far out the skin on the side of it could stretch. Y'all have a good oine.
@GrumpyGremlin.
@GrumpyGremlin. 9 месяцев назад
There's soft ticks and hard ticks. Freaking killed me.
@DickEnchilada
@DickEnchilada 2 года назад
"You wouldn't hire him for a birthday clown" You don't know me, zefrank.
@kimberlymoxley104
@kimberlymoxley104 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 2 года назад
@@justinmiller129 Stuff it promoter bot.
@alexandermcclure6185
@alexandermcclure6185 Месяц назад
It's double the fun! You get the balloons, and after the party, you get to bathe in their contents!!!
@fluorescentmuffin1684
@fluorescentmuffin1684 3 года назад
"You wouldn't want to hire him for a kids' birthday party" "It's like meeting someone who really _really_ doesn't know how to use a condom" Guys I can breathe
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44 3 года назад
87 O9Ou
@T3RRY_T3RR0R
@T3RRY_T3RR0R 3 года назад
I made it through that fine. It was 11:20 to 11:30 that broke me.
@emblemblade9245
@emblemblade9245 3 года назад
I’m glad to know you can breathe!
@hjalfi
@hjalfi 3 года назад
That's even more bonkers than spider mating, and _that_ is pretty damn bonkers.
@hoovysimulator2518
@hoovysimulator2518 3 года назад
WTF are those two bots? Reported the bots, you should too.
@zhadoomzx
@zhadoomzx 6 месяцев назад
This organism makes me reconsider how i feel about extinctions
@cindybriden372
@cindybriden372 Год назад
zefrank - I never knew ticks could be so interesting!! I was so creeped out by watching the ticks, and also by listening to your voice at the same time in parts I got a chuckle. Anyway, great video!! If you are not doing videos for Curiosity Stream, think you should.
@liamo.1562
@liamo.1562 3 года назад
I love when you can hear him chuckling as he tries to read his own script😂
@justinmiller129
@justinmiller129 3 года назад
It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cJpn0wkihWk.html&.ckgq
@Tiny4741
@Tiny4741 3 года назад
It’s *Jerry’s* script, though. The guy never proof reads.
@Tiny4741
@Tiny4741 3 года назад
@@justinmiller129 Lol.
@Remo50Calx2
@Remo50Calx2 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9Q3tDPyZ4LY.html
@marcustumilba4761
@marcustumilba4761 3 года назад
@@Remo50Calx2 why?
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 3 года назад
Zefrank has mastered the sound between a "t" and a "d" 😂
@jaydonbooth4042
@jaydonbooth4042 11 месяцев назад
Fascinating, some really amazing footage in this video.
@davidbradford9492
@davidbradford9492 Год назад
Lmao I’m so glad I found this channel and clicked on first video I seen yesterday this is hilariously educational I can watch these videos all day thank you for your uploads it’s good to take a break from all my problems and laugh while learning
@daisyp3748
@daisyp3748 2 года назад
“This is what toilet paper looks like in hell.” Professors need to joke more during lessons.
@sc3961
@sc3961 2 года назад
@@justinmiller129 No it doesnt, shut up
@yourmother2321
@yourmother2321 2 года назад
@@sc3961 Chill man you good with ur anger issues 😂
@banann_ducc
@banann_ducc 2 года назад
My best teachers all were comedic geniuses, being a actual person instead of a lecturing robot helps alot with engagement
@alexandermcclure6185
@alexandermcclure6185 Месяц назад
@@banann_ducc *talking about Hydrogen Iodide* HI there!
@aferalpeach2771
@aferalpeach2771 2 года назад
No one: The subtitles whenever Zefrank said "tick": *d ¡ c k*
@Tzxstan
@Tzxstan 2 года назад
LOLOL I READ AS THAT IN THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO
@priest9838
@priest9838 2 года назад
I was looking for this in the comment
@Karmai9
@Karmai9 2 года назад
Sus
@Karmai9
@Karmai9 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@pizzamozzarella12
@pizzamozzarella12 2 года назад
Lol 😂😂😂
@xinurdyingarmsx
@xinurdyingarmsx Год назад
The closed caption on this is incredible!
@geoffgeoff3333
@geoffgeoff3333 Год назад
Decades ago, I had localized soreness and Lyme-indicated concentric circular yellow&purple skin discoloration twice. 21-day regimen of antibiotics administered within hours. No long term effects, but definitely upped my awareness such that I hold-off working in field until end of workday, strip clothes off inside-out and right into my work-clothes dedicated washer w/hotwater and a good amount of soap. Then, a high heat drier.
@gluesandwhich3371
@gluesandwhich3371 3 года назад
I have the slightest feeling when he says “tick” he’s thinking of another word
@wutzitrone4522
@wutzitrone4522 3 года назад
Hey, I am German, would you care to elaborate which word? The only one I can think of is "fick", the German fuck.
@schiz0phren1c
@schiz0phren1c 3 года назад
I agree Glue Sandwhich!, especially when he says "hard Tick"
@barlauch9292
@barlauch9292 3 года назад
@@wutzitrone4522 Dick
@Katzztar
@Katzztar 3 года назад
Same here. Within first 10 seconds, I thought I heard *icks
@donkalzone6671
@donkalzone6671 3 года назад
There are to kinds. Hard and soft *icks
@AndrewCheshire
@AndrewCheshire 3 года назад
"Jerry, you need to proofread these things." Says the guy who just reads whatever Jerry hands him without checking it first. I mean, you should know by now, Dude.
@henrikchristensen6314
@henrikchristensen6314 3 года назад
"As is the custom"
@Robert08010
@Robert08010 3 года назад
"Fool me twize, shame on Zee."
@diannelavoie5385
@diannelavoie5385 3 года назад
Now, where would the fun be in that if Jerry proof read and corrected ? Or if Z checked first?
@drsynthpattern
@drsynthpattern Год назад
IF YOU ALL WANT TO LAUGH HARDER, LEAVE THE SUBTITLES ON 🤣
@m_i_r_u_l
@m_i_r_u_l Год назад
there are two main kind of *icks.soft *icks and hard *icks
@jameselliott8541
@jameselliott8541 Год назад
I can't believe this isn't the whole comment section.
@randomguy1826
@randomguy1826 Год назад
@@jameselliott8541 same here man
@drsynthpattern
@drsynthpattern Год назад
@@jameselliott8541 I was only scrolling through the issues with dogs who may have ticks and this video was preview mode, automatically showing subtitles 😳. Looks like RU-vid have broken a few rules with sloppy A.🕴
@ceejay8328
@ceejay8328 Год назад
Bro I'm dying fr 🤣🤣🤣💀
@rogerdickinson6944
@rogerdickinson6944 Год назад
This video was great, really interesting. I went walking in a nature reserve last week and found a tick on my arm in the evening. Quite worrying but it's good to know if you catch it early you are likely to not get lyme disease!
@sirrathersplendid4825
@sirrathersplendid4825 9 месяцев назад
Yes, you’ve got to be very careful in deer parks especially. They’re always infested with ticks. There’s a temptation to put down a blanket and have a picnic while admiring the deer - a very bad idea!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад
Ah yes, zefrank knows everything there is to know about hardicks
@rav5247
@rav5247 3 года назад
😳😳😳
@leontoro4737
@leontoro4737 3 года назад
So do I, study hardicks often
@aaqka
@aaqka 3 года назад
😳
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 3 года назад
oh god now I get it
@zacharyportnoy7618
@zacharyportnoy7618 3 года назад
Oh your here too I see
@Tu-Li-Oh
@Tu-Li-Oh 3 года назад
Jerry screwing up things _as is the custom_
@SkipTheKip
@SkipTheKip 3 года назад
this got me
@mikedebell2242
@mikedebell2242 Год назад
As always; instructive and very hillarious!😂
@gumby7468
@gumby7468 3 месяца назад
This was amazing thanks.
@evamatthaus2902
@evamatthaus2902 3 года назад
I love how zefrank just randomly uploads something so everytime there is a new video you feel surprised and delighted instead of taking it for granted.
@rkhound247
@rkhound247 3 года назад
THIS!
@ChillavaKirby
@ChillavaKirby 3 года назад
Seriously. So much of the beauty of entertainment is being ruined by communication.
@dickdeoreo
@dickdeoreo 3 года назад
I was very very delighted to see this. It was a lovely surprise for sure
@ismokedalison
@ismokedalison 3 года назад
Omg yessss!!
@diannelavoie5385
@diannelavoie5385 3 года назад
He could upload one on dirt and I'd watch it just because it's Zefrank.
@glaucomflecken
@glaucomflecken 3 года назад
"Chickens eating a whole bag of ticks all day, little head bobbing back and forth." Lovely metaphors.
@sokka249
@sokka249 3 года назад
the captions correct it to the naughty word lol
@lou-roc0450
@lou-roc0450 3 года назад
I need Vicodin
@handle1928
@handle1928 3 года назад
It's never Lupus
@alveriaz
@alveriaz Год назад
"you can't hire a good pornographer it's too small" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garybishop317
@garybishop317 Год назад
Dude had to subscribe after your narration of story.Ty for the chuckle.
@gonat0
@gonat0 3 года назад
Hey uhh, can we get the next one about raccoons? Or pandas? Or something else that isn't truly horrible to behold?
@rocketjojump2616
@rocketjojump2616 3 года назад
Otters sound nice
@kimbookish
@kimbookish 3 года назад
A nice scientist needs to volunteer some pictures, video and research. Only the researchers of the unloved animals want to give their research away for free. :)
@JackVermicelli
@JackVermicelli 3 года назад
I want to see True Facts about the Centaur.
@unparalleledinnocence
@unparalleledinnocence 3 года назад
@@rocketjojump2616 Otters are also horrible to behold when it comes to mating
@deathbringer9893
@deathbringer9893 3 года назад
@@rocketjojump2616 otters are demons and are into dead bodys
@WutTheFink
@WutTheFink 3 года назад
"It's like meeting someone who really... REALLY doesn't understand how to use a condom" 🤣💀
@eoinh
@eoinh 2 года назад
That was the best part of this already top-notch video honestly
@froggydoodle808
@froggydoodle808 2 года назад
That made me actually LOL, which is pretty unusual for me (although the line "as is the custom" primed me for the laugh).
@tash9384
@tash9384 2 года назад
Pfft💀
@miciahmartin524
@miciahmartin524 2 года назад
Apparently you meet many that do. Lol Wow your so woke
@justinmiller129
@justinmiller129 2 года назад
It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cJpn0wkihWk.html&.wsad
@sukmeeballz8327
@sukmeeballz8327 9 месяцев назад
Just sawy 1st video from Ze Frank and im happy to say you HAVE EARNED A NEW SUBSCRIBER. Many Thanks for the laughs...😂😂 it was much needed
@MizTree
@MizTree Год назад
I was recently bitten by a Lyme tick and came back for a refresher. Thanks for making learning so much fun but still, in the end, knowledge :)
@axelwulf6220
@axelwulf6220 3 года назад
"And our immune system goes batsh!t crazy trying to deal with it" So basically like everything else?
@erichurst7897
@erichurst7897 3 года назад
It goes exceptionally batshit crazy.
@keithfaulkner6319
@keithfaulkner6319 3 года назад
@@erichurst7897 you certainly wouldn't want to go only a little batshit crazy. What good would that do???
@erichurst7897
@erichurst7897 3 года назад
@@keithfaulkner6319 that's the problem, it goes so over the top batshit crazy that it can start attacking the body itself.
@keithfaulkner6319
@keithfaulkner6319 3 года назад
@@erichurst7897 so ok perhaps you didn't quite catch the sarcasm in my reply.
@MMixer882
@MMixer882 2 года назад
I hate ticks with a passion. I wish I could just snap my fingers like thanos and all the ticks in existence would turn to dust.
@nathanisjesuschrist1175
@nathanisjesuschrist1175 2 года назад
Same they disgust me so much
@Cryoutious
@Cryoutious 2 года назад
I agree, but they're an important part of the ecosystem. Something doesn't get to eat if ticks don't exist.
@justanormalinvestigator2640
@justanormalinvestigator2640 2 года назад
@@Cryoutious Then they can eat something else.
@pocket83squared
@pocket83squared 2 года назад
@@Cryoutious Nonsense. There's nothing "important" about ticks. They're parasites that cause huge amounts of harm to human beings. Spare me the sophistry about the intricate web of ecology. Ticks, mosquitos, rattlesnakes, and anything else that causes suffering to conscious intelligent creatures for no good reason should be purged like the scourge that it is. If there _does_ end up being some environmental consequence, we'll adapt. Nature has already been fundamentally altered on our watch, so time to let go of the green purism. Go have a nice GMO burger-you'll feel better! The old 'if bees were to disappear, we'd all be dead in a week' folk-wisdom meme is really becoming stale. Life is nearly irradicable; it has been selected precisely for its ability to adapt.
@kristians1550
@kristians1550 2 года назад
@@pocket83squared I agree with mosquitos and ticks being wiped out of the universe. However as for the rattlesnakes it's different because they only bite in self defence. They even give you the warning rattle sound if you try to approach them.
@sm0lpox
@sm0lpox 12 часов назад
THAT BEGINNING WAS WILD
@thatunknownguy2680
@thatunknownguy2680 Месяц назад
How am I just discovering this channel? What brilliant, informational and funny content.
@psivewri
@psivewri 2 года назад
Those auto generated captions though 🤣
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 2 года назад
@vinasu maaj , And now?
@blerst7066
@blerst7066 2 года назад
zefrank1: Tick. RU-vid: D*ck it is.
@frealsman23
@frealsman23 2 года назад
I mean I thought the guy was saying dick but I fucking lost it when I saw this comment and tried the CC
@MoonBeamsAndDreams
@MoonBeamsAndDreams 2 года назад
So it's not just mine 😳lol!!
@MystrEEnt
@MystrEEnt 2 года назад
HA! I'm dyin'!
@Arachnes_Corner
@Arachnes_Corner 3 года назад
"Her nymph body develops inside that swollen thing that you really want to pop like a zit." I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
@Mechagodzilla128
@Mechagodzilla128 2 года назад
MAXIMUM DISGUST
@Freespiritedqueen
@Freespiritedqueen 2 года назад
@@Mechagodzilla128 lol! yes it is!
@ginnyjollykidd
@ginnyjollykidd 2 года назад
And "pop it like a zit" we should probably do (squish it with your sneaker!) I am not above squishing a nymph before it becomes a Hitler nymph, or suffer the loss of a Beethoven nymph. I figure they'll come around again soon, maybe as a Monarch butterfly that I would be delighted to cultivate milkweed pods for.
@Djinn-wb1yt
@Djinn-wb1yt 2 года назад
You should try. Haha they’re like the Bubble wraps but with blood
@guerilla360gamr8
@guerilla360gamr8 8 дней назад
I absolutely love this guy from long ago
@robertvanderhoof6082
@robertvanderhoof6082 10 месяцев назад
As funny as this is, it’s also accurate and educational. Thank you for your good work.
@Phoenix-ej2sh
@Phoenix-ej2sh 3 года назад
I can't wait for Jerry's tell-all book to hit the shelves.
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 3 года назад
Jerry is Jeri and ze will get #MeToo’d.
@nonjabiznas
@nonjabiznas 3 года назад
The twist ending to that book. Jerry was Ze the entire time! 😳
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 3 года назад
@@nonjabiznas aha multiple personality!
@TrueThanny
@TrueThanny 3 года назад
Bag of Ticks indeed. That's when we learn he wasn't pronouncing his 'T' a whole lot like a 'D' throughout the video unintentionally.
@kobisjeruk
@kobisjeruk 3 года назад
There is no way that you can convince me that he didnt slip a few Ds in there instead of Ts.
@anchovybushwack472
@anchovybushwack472 3 года назад
Yeah, I knew that immediately from the start.
@harrydelvalle3754
@harrydelvalle3754 3 года назад
Unintentionally? Sure about that mate?
@MAS7s
@MAS7s 3 года назад
@@kobisjeruk They were very hard T's
@dikshyasurvi6869
@dikshyasurvi6869 3 года назад
Well, the hard tick and soft tick made it all the more confusing
@theinterruptedlife1783
@theinterruptedlife1783 11 месяцев назад
Every Single Video is a MASTER PIECE
@jamesremington8056
@jamesremington8056 7 месяцев назад
and now, as someone who had Lyme, this is even more creepy.
@jermz999
@jermz999 3 года назад
It’s official. Tonight I sleep in the air.
@blueberrychizzcake1281
@blueberrychizzcake1281 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@WhitechocolateHOTHOT
@WhitechocolateHOTHOT 3 года назад
Yes but you forgot they can drop from ceilings
@PrivateSpaceGaming
@PrivateSpaceGaming 3 года назад
Godly? You superman?
@AcediaIX
@AcediaIX 3 года назад
@@PrivateSpaceGaming sperman*
@mynamejeb8743
@mynamejeb8743 3 года назад
there are probably tons of Mold spores flying around too
@nevertoooldgaming_Rave
@nevertoooldgaming_Rave 3 года назад
"This is what toilet paper looks like in Hell..." I was not ready for that visual.
@ronn6771
@ronn6771 2 года назад
Neither was I.. who new that the tiniest fcktards are also as interesting as everything else
@Lexisreallyhere
@Lexisreallyhere Месяц назад
Very funny and informative! Thank you!
@johnquinn456
@johnquinn456 Год назад
I learned more about this. Thank you
@stonecoldfox5064
@stonecoldfox5064 2 года назад
Missed a chance to say “pull firmly…and don’t forget the head” 😭
@No1gamer
@No1gamer 2 года назад
Fucking genius! Lol 😂
@TziporaArt
@TziporaArt 2 года назад
STAHP 👁👄👁 🤣
@jamesireland6606
@jamesireland6606 2 года назад
I love head
@GabrielleTollerson
@GabrielleTollerson 2 года назад
dammit!! It's 2 am and I'm cackling like a fuckin witch lmfao 🤣
@tottspg4947
@tottspg4947 2 года назад
Yo, turn on subtitles for this video, you won’t be disappointed 🤣
@MikePuorro
@MikePuorro 2 года назад
I'd rather swim with sharks than be covered with ticks.
@1D991
@1D991 2 года назад
Tick sharks Pleasant dreams~
@silver9786
@silver9786 2 года назад
I've swam with sharks before... Just the type that only gets like 2-3 feet long tho. We caught a bunch while fishing and let them back in.
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 2 года назад
harmless fish then
@justinmiller129
@justinmiller129 2 года назад
It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cJpn0wkihWk.html&.evhy
@sentientkoffee972
@sentientkoffee972 2 года назад
At least not all sharks would harm people on purpose.
@johnworkman7262
@johnworkman7262 Год назад
everytime you said "you'll see" my heart sunk
@Bass-guitarist
@Bass-guitarist Год назад
Just why wasn’t any of my lecturers this fun to listen to? I’d have a masters by now!
@whammy5142
@whammy5142 3 года назад
I finally convinced my Biology teacher to show this to the whole class
@adistantecho1275
@adistantecho1275 3 года назад
Tell us how it went then
@akshaykushawaha2160
@akshaykushawaha2160 3 года назад
God you must be lucky 😂
@whammy5142
@whammy5142 3 года назад
He said he’s been watching Zefrank for a while
@Helicopterpilot16
@Helicopterpilot16 3 года назад
Pretty good way to get kids interested in por.... no biology. Same shit different spiecies.
@MarkWTK
@MarkWTK 3 года назад
@@Helicopterpilot16 well, it's like watching porn while learning something as a bonus. win-win
@masteretainturmakan
@masteretainturmakan 3 года назад
I could not stop scratching at imaginary ticks the whole video. 10/10, would watch again (but maybe not for a while).
@JazzyFizzleDrummers
@JazzyFizzleDrummers 3 года назад
I'm so glad I don't live in tick country anymore. All I have to worry about are bark scorpions and black widows.
@withinder6232
@withinder6232 3 года назад
I’m not alone.
@blakespower
@blakespower Год назад
that explains why a tick bite is itchy bump for like a week after you pull one off you ! they actually saw into your skin to get the blood! while a mosquito bite is like a sharp needle piercing the skin, just stays itchy for like 2 days
@sarahnicole6147
@sarahnicole6147 9 месяцев назад
Dirty tick will always make you sick. Keep away from dirty ticks.
@qounqer
@qounqer 2 года назад
I got lyme, now every tick I find dies a horrific death. Burning, trapped in tins of tobacco and angostura bitters, encased in wax, smashed, drowned, shot out of a BB gun, frozen, applied with any household chemical. My face is still slightly fucked and I hate them.
@adrianoarne-ritz249
@adrianoarne-ritz249 2 года назад
Same. I wish nothing but the worst for every single one of them
@amyrussell860
@amyrussell860 2 года назад
I was gonna be a good nurse and practice therapeutic communication by asking you how to tell us how you really feel about ticks but the various methods of death yiu listed is impressive. And I forgot about therapeutic communication.
@eizerflak6967
@eizerflak6967 2 года назад
@@amyrussell860 Their methods were therapeutic i would say. haha
@amyrussell860
@amyrussell860 2 года назад
@@eizerflak6967 yes, they are. 😉
@heavystalin2419
@heavystalin2419 2 года назад
This is also why some consider napalm bombing southern taiga which is crawling with these
@Joggi98
@Joggi98 3 года назад
"As is the custom." Well you simply have to respect the local customs
@K9River
@K9River 3 года назад
When in Rome...
@ProeliiatorProDeus
@ProeliiatorProDeus 3 года назад
You absolutely must respect the local customs
@checkle1
@checkle1 3 года назад
I just kept thinking of the episode of South Park where Canadian customs have to be announced because they are so ridiculous "...as is tradition".
@rileymcguire4731
@rileymcguire4731 9 месяцев назад
The captions on this are wild
@tamakimichaels8566
@tamakimichaels8566 3 месяца назад
This is hilarious 😂😂 fun to watch and very educational! "The crazy mouth parts"😂😂
@AmyMichelleWiley
@AmyMichelleWiley 2 года назад
First few sentences I’m like, “is he trying to make tick sound like ‘dick’ or do I just have a potty brain?” Then he says, “soft ticks, and hard ticks” and I’m like, whew, not just me!
@jasonleayman9344
@jasonleayman9344 2 года назад
Turn on captions 😁
@dustindelatorre3446
@dustindelatorre3446 2 года назад
Watch this with subtitles it says dick lol
@hah3442
@hah3442 2 года назад
@@jasonleayman9344 ovvjxw
@hah3442
@hah3442 2 года назад
why-
@forthesakeofsanity
@forthesakeofsanity Год назад
Im so used to a potty brain that i didnt even realize it was happening 😅
@michahcoore752
@michahcoore752 2 года назад
“and then she will die..” jerry that was a fade to black moment
@memesfromdeepspace1075
@memesfromdeepspace1075 2 года назад
Mood
@spectreC2
@spectreC2 Год назад
Bro knew what he was doing with his work
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