Trump and Biden to Face Off in Two Debates, Cohen Called Trump "Cheeto-Dusted Cartoon Villain"

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Trump and Biden to Face Off in Two Debates, Cohen Called Trump "Cheeto-Dusted Cartoon Villain"
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@wizquinn8021 20 дней назад

Also soundproof booths hanging above so that if anyone starts yelling, it drops. 😂

@PhanactFJ 20 дней назад

CONE OF SILENCE

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 20 дней назад

Hear, hear!

@kelleywimberley 20 дней назад

Screw that- my dad is a mathematical physicist who still teaches at 88

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

Dust of the COVID plastic partitions from last time!!

@TheSocratease 20 дней назад

Silence of the lamb.😎😙

@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 20 дней назад

I haven't watched TV in about 4 years . Watching RU-vid now

@SuperFkv 20 дней назад

Same here

@alinchitown7556 20 дней назад

Pretty much between RU-vid and Prime Video pretty much covers it for me 😂😂😂

@georgesears2916 20 дней назад

Same, but I don't think that's something to boast about...

@alinchitown7556 20 дней назад

@@georgesears2916 Not a boast just telling a factual story more meant to be a funny anecdote.

@janethanna9023 20 дней назад

Why ?@@georgesears2916

@sat0rii 20 дней назад

We already do the microphone cut-off thing here in Indonesian presidential debates. It works fantastic. I don't know why you wouldn't do it all the time; any candidate's speaking time should be 100% respected no matter who they are.

@typicalhguy9290 20 дней назад

One problem with it in this case: Moderator: 'Mister Trump, your time is up and we've cut your mic.' Trump: 'THAT'S OKAY, I CAN SCREAM A LOT LOUDER THAN THIS!'

@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 20 дней назад

@@typicalhguy9290That’s another reason Nome was a bad VP pick, trump is an old yeller. He dodged a bullet there.

@LahainaStrong444 20 дней назад

ikr. yet USA has been dumbing down for a long time. people don't know what respect and manners are anymore, in the USA.

@mojo500100 20 дней назад

@@LahainaStrong444 we Americans who really want to be honest have to agree with you …..

@orlamarch721 17 дней назад

dukung siapa bro

@JamesOfEarth 20 дней назад

Not surprised you missed the funniest part of Biden’s message.

@kittyhazes5741 20 дней назад

It was on purpose

@tatsunithelennyking2540 20 дней назад

@@kittyhazes5741 you people are insane LOL

@rainstarr1 20 дней назад

You left out where President Biden told Trump "I hear your free on Wednesdays".

@GoredonFreeman 20 дней назад

Yeah, Biden should have left that out, too. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

@hankstrickland5011 20 дней назад

@GoredonFreeman You waiting to suck off Don Don

20 дней назад

Cry more. We love magst tears.

@MaryAnnNytowl 18 дней назад

Oh, hell, no @@GoredonFreeman! It was PERFECT!

@karenfarfan1836 20 дней назад

Fallon cut off Biden. Biden also said, "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday."

@worldtravelerall7 20 дней назад

You beat me to it! I was about to say the same thing. But then again, it's Fallon...

@ramseyslaughter8404 20 дней назад

Guess Jimmy didn't want Biden to show him up with the funniest punchline in the episode.

@hughjorg4008 20 дней назад

Stephen Colbert showed Biden's punchline: "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday," 😂 and his audience responded with a standing ovation !! 👍

@copernicofelinis 20 дней назад

@@hughjorg4008so did Seth Meyers and Desy Lydic. Evidently it was too funny to be featured in a Fallon's show. 😂

@user-yn7yo1co3k 20 дней назад

You'd think Jimmy would know better than to roll up on a man's punch lines. But he's only been doing this ten years. 😏

@russellhammond371 20 дней назад

The Olympics officials do know sex was a thing before the invention of beds, right?

@deborahchandler1815 20 дней назад

Why did you leave off the best part, i hear your free on wednesday.

@GoredonFreeman 20 дней назад

Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

@checkmugged 20 дней назад

My lord dude, how many times are you going to post the same blather?

20 дней назад

Cry baby magat.

@MaryAnnNytowl 18 дней назад

@@GoredonFreemanlike I've said twice, already, hell, no, dude! It was a PERFECT ending! And sorry, I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? Imagine not knowing the difference between a state and federal court system! 😂😂😂

@TaijaSkyDragon 20 дней назад

You are pretty hard on Biden and you left off the funniest part, I hear you’re free on Wednesday.

@Image-X 20 дней назад

Biden about to be free everyday after he loses the election. There's a reason he's behind in the polls.

@VV-gi6cu 20 дней назад

Biden does not know the difference between Wednesday from Thursday, 6/27.

@GoredonFreeman 20 дней назад

He was being nice to Biden. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

20 дней назад

😥😥😥🍊🤡

@MaryAnnNytowl 18 дней назад

@@VV-gi6cuI try to imagine being in your cult, being kept in the dark and only fed your cult leader's bullshyt. No wonder you people are so hateful. That's all you've been taught.

@vinniediesel1369 20 дней назад

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

@benjaminten3596 20 дней назад

Biden Says I Heard You Got Wednesday Off ... Y'all Ready With , The Microphone Cut , Video Cut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ....... @jimmyfallin

@whiskyjames4200 20 дней назад

Funny!😂

@mudiremunene 20 дней назад

Can't believe you cut off the "free on Wednesdays" part.

@larrymosher5045 20 дней назад

Jimmy,I am watching you now on you tube.Thanks RU-vid.

@rikkiechambers4959 20 дней назад

The hey Ron , hey Billy video hits every time .. still😂😂😂

@sg-yq8pm 20 дней назад

And Ryan will forever be known as "Ron".

@BP-1988 20 дней назад

Fallon cut off the best part of Biden's offer to debate Trump. Biden said they could debate on a Wednesday because he knowns that Trump doesn't have court that day.

@Beth-zg6gb 20 дней назад

They cut off the best part of President Biden’s shade challenge at the end! Hiss boo, Jimmy! I love me some Dark Brandon sass! 💕

@vinniediesel1369 20 дней назад

To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

@nicholasgarrick8855 20 дней назад

That Cat meme was hilarious best part of this monologue.

@yesfan621 20 дней назад

The bird was better 😅

@tangoangel2782 20 дней назад

Lol. I spend 99% of my TV watching time on youtube 😂

@joellevarela5458 20 дней назад

Love how you don't talk about Trump 24/7 like others do... it's a pure comedic relief!❤

@juliancrooks3031 20 дней назад

We can't hear you mr.trump, your ankle monitor is beeping too loud

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

1st presidential hopeful out on work release! 😂😂

@tatsunithelennyking2540 20 дней назад

I love how you guys completely forgo "innocent 'till proven guilty" when it suits your needs. Get some perspective. You need some help. You're a lost soul.

@pambeeler1218 20 дней назад

One other thing should be that they (trump)stick to subject matter in these debates.

@dannidunn9302 20 дней назад

We don’t need another trump circus with him yelling over Biden. Here’s betting trump backs out blaming it on the conditions.

@user-lt4ob6hw3t 20 дней назад

Yes trumpb will back out by making some lame excuses.

@LahainaStrong444 20 дней назад

I bet a dollar he just might do it.

@threeravens1788 20 дней назад

@@LahainaStrong444😂

@itsmaam4923 20 дней назад

Biden reads what he is told to. Trump is an amazing debater. Biden lied the entire last debate. Every word Biden said proved to be 100% false.

@James-ui4ed 19 дней назад

Maybe Joe won’t fall down again for a 5th time 😂

@buddysmith7462 20 дней назад

why did you cut the president off.. he had a good one at the end jeesh

@GoredonFreeman 20 дней назад

Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

20 дней назад

You are crying those magat tears on everyone's comments. Whine & cry in silence, please.

@James-ui4ed 19 дней назад

Joe doesn’t know where he is and he’s going to get smoked by Trump in any debate.

@MaryAnnNytowl 18 дней назад

@@GoredonFreemanoh, hell, no, dude! It was PERFECT! And sorry, but I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? 😂😂😂

@Riclmnopp 20 дней назад

Trump/Biden debate: Let’s Get Ready to Mumble

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 20 дней назад

Good one.

@alinchitown7556 20 дней назад

True but I still prefer the mumbuler in the White House as opposed to the one who sold his sole to Putin 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙

@martinmcnicholas5000 20 дней назад

the thriller between trump and vanilla

@Riclmnopp 20 дней назад

⁠@@alinchitown7556I wonder why Putin waited until Trump was out of office before going after Ukraine then.

@geoffgunn9673 20 дней назад

at least Biden mumbles something that is useful to the country, not just the same old revengeful rant the orangutan does

@andrewyama6027 20 дней назад

I love Dark Brandon.😎

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

Dark Brandon doesn't just flush the toilet. Dark Brandon scares the shhh.. Sharpie documents out of it!! 😂😂😂

@siswohlslagel8919 20 дней назад

@@ALCRAN2010vote 💙💙💙

@albertwjoell 20 дней назад

Whatcha mean "switching gears"??!! Jimmy cut off Biden saying that he hears that Trump is free on Wednesdays! That zinger was a reference to Trump's "anytime, anywhere..." because the "cheeto-dusted cartoon villain" has to be in criminal court every weekday but Wednesdays!

@7rob27 20 дней назад

Every non American: “what’s a student loan?” Every American: “FY”

@tanyaldutton 20 дней назад

Canadian here, had a student loan

@7rob27 20 дней назад

@@tanyaldutton Ok, every non North American

@Dr_Cole 20 дней назад

I have always found #hashtags to be one of your best skits. Love it!

@legen_dary42 20 дней назад

You forgot one of my favorite nicknames Cohen gave Trump: Mandarin Mussolini 😂

@j.c.5749 20 дней назад

Cohen uses Vonschitzenpants too

@tatsunithelennyking2540 20 дней назад

Can I ask, genuinely, what trump did that was authoritarian? Because as someone not from the US, if anyone's showing signs of tyrrany, it's Biden. Man literally wanted to make a ministry of truth. It doesn't get any more mask off than that. So I ask again, what did trump do that was authoritarian? Because I can't think of a single example. You might have some, so please enlighten me.

@nicholasgarrick8855 20 дней назад

Who ask for golden bachelorette look like the franchise didn't learn the last time 😂.

@ericchild8845 20 дней назад

“Cheeto dusted” bawhahahahaha, good one Jimmy!

@theemporersnewclothes 20 дней назад

Will Rickers island host the debate ⁉️

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 20 дней назад

Rikers

@nicholasgarrick8855 20 дней назад

Jimmy your on fire tonight all the jokes were stellar.

@rikkiechambers4959 20 дней назад

RU-vid is my tv .. I haven’t had regular tv in almost 8 years , every once in a while I watch Netflix but very rarely .

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

Plot twist, you can watch RU-vid on your TV! 😂😂

@kookootrix1978 20 дней назад

The cut off : no wonder Kimmel eats your lunch! 😂

@WooHooCrossStitch 19 дней назад

Hahahahaha! The kid with a knife reminds me of our dog, Luna. As a puppy she was very fond of jumping up to the countertop to grab a knife while I had turned away from the chopping board. 'Puppy with a knife!!' was our usual call. We have lots of knives with chewed up handles!

@sueteran 20 дней назад

Too bad they are afraid of RFK Jr.

@sg-yq8pm 20 дней назад

They aren't, he's irrelevant.

@HerryThomas 20 дней назад

They really are, great comment

@sueteran 20 дней назад

@@sg-yq8pm It’s true. He probably is. That is because the Democratic and Republican parties rule elections and control congress. If it were just 3 guys running, RFK Jr. would be relevant.

@wconradjr 20 дней назад

Lmao…. Cheetoh-dusted cartoon villain. I’m dyin over here…..😂😂😂

@dchristine428 20 дней назад

Oompa-loser that's just...awesome 🤣

@user-yy4jo9pk2b 20 дней назад

Great helium voice! 😅Also great rap & funny RU-vid clips.😂Thanks!

@islamallahveisi 20 дней назад

The RU-vid part was good

@LaSnob711 20 дней назад

That's funny... I spend 99% of my TV viewing time on RU-vid 😂

@angiej4865 20 дней назад

Why did you cut off Biden's last comment?

@whiskyjames4200 20 дней назад

Common sense conditions by President Biden. Yeah!!!

@geoffreyschultz8515 19 дней назад

I’ve got to say that even 25 years after grad school, I loved that Gradvice segment more than anything I can really think of

@x1sirius 20 дней назад

Why you're the best. You don't just diss one or the other but you do it equally to each of them. Love it no matter what side you're on

@8arrows 20 дней назад

Who needs a bed...The floor is always a option.

@SchoolforHackers 20 дней назад

The shower, the table….

@8arrows 20 дней назад

@@SchoolforHackers those would work too. I was curious if the contestants can just get there own hotel/motel rooms while there. Or are the forced to stay at the place booked for them.

@peterdean9012 20 дней назад

More room and you don't have to worry about falling off a single bed. Win, Win.

@rebeccar577 20 дней назад

Trump needs a shock collar for the debate

@ronbuchholtz4346 20 дней назад

Biden needs somebody to speak for him and tell him where he’s at

@MaryAnnNytowl 18 дней назад

You left OUT the BEST part of Biden's video - where he says "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." I mean, come on! It was AMAZING! You blew it, guys! You let your viewers down!

@Ulisses3k 20 дней назад

Todays Show reminded me how much I used to laugh when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos.

@sherylhagen6565 20 дней назад

And yet, so many of us only watch Fallon on YT 🤣

@lisazonfrillo9674 19 дней назад

Jimmy Ty for being humble you increased your share of viewers as a result .

@WebsterA 20 дней назад

How did they not add the part where Biden hits Trump with the Wednesday thing? These writers are horrible lol

@NiteMoves2010 20 дней назад

I visited a friend today and his grandson (3 y.o.) had a real saber in hand...took off the wall unbeknowist to the grandparents!

@robertgandler3177 20 дней назад

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

@vinniediesel1369 20 дней назад

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

@jonathanhill6064 20 дней назад

youtube is tv now. they even got premium plans and movies with ads just like the olden days.

@MyboogerwontSurrender 20 дней назад

I watched your 10 year special! It was excellent! Ty for being you! 😊

@clareerickson9136 20 дней назад

Are the trump commercials begging for money on the Jimmy Fallon show convincing anyone to send $😂😂😂

@tawana1529 20 дней назад

Demand one at a time and give each candidate 3 minutes to respond. As soon someone interrupts the other and it's just them talking over each other they need to cut their mic off.

@glorywashington6826 20 дней назад

💙

@kellyburket6955 20 дней назад

What happened to the "I hear you are free on Wednesday" line???

@heatherlowing5922 20 дней назад

Loved the "Oompa Loser"

@mdfens3000 20 дней назад

I stopped watching’TV’ many years ago. RU-vid is my main source of video entertainment. Watching this on RU-vid right now. Will never have cable Tv ever again. It’s over for the tv networks unless they fully adapt to streaming. I also haven’t watched a commercial in just as many years. When I do see one at someone else’s house, I can’t stand them or believe I ever was able to sit through so many.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 18 дней назад

9:38 Excellent advice on the work prayer 😂😁😅🤣!

@heathercaldwell6813 20 дней назад

I ❤️ you Jimmy Fallon! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@jamesdubrow3022 20 дней назад

Great writing lately!

@typicalhguy9290 20 дней назад

I saw the words 'face off' and immediately thought of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Then again, it could be another Hannibal Lecter joke.

@artsmith6330 20 дней назад

One of Jimmy's best monologue🤩

@rydn2lo 20 дней назад

It’s not gonna I guarantee y’all trump will come up with something…

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

Donald 2016: I'm under IRS audit. Donald 2024: I'm under gag order.

@___beyondhorizon4664 20 дней назад

I actually signed up for my one snd only Amex and has been using it since college, always pays off by the statement due date while earning points!

@jeremyalexander9119 20 дней назад

Look at all the floor space around the bed to do it on.

@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 20 дней назад

Better put em in a sound proof booth.

@LahainaStrong444 20 дней назад

Jimmy is so soft spoken when he portrays trump....yet trump is a loud, rude, crime laden, unhinged, loose cannon.

@delfraser5399 20 дней назад

Banning athletes from nookie? Yeah they’re olympians that includes gymnastics. All they’ve done is set a challenge for the athletes.

@ECHSBACHS 20 дней назад

LOL

@lesliefleury2610 20 дней назад

Why was the Biden vid cut before the best part??

@ALCRAN2010 20 дней назад

Because Jimmy Fallon stroked Donald Trump's hair, that's why.

@vickywitton1008 20 дней назад

I hate when they make fun of Bidens stutter, I have a stutter and it is not something you can help. He is more legible than the Orange one that is for sure and still has all his faculties!

@Godfearingpatriot1776 17 дней назад

Bidens stutter is a result of his mental decline due to dementia. He is not fit to be president. The only reason he’s still there is because he’s weak enough mentally to control. If he starts to get rowdy they’ll give him some mint chocolate chip ice cream at the bottom of some stairs and take him out. His thoughts are a lot crazier than his words as they are so wicked the devil would blush and ask for his hand in marriage.

@Godfearingpatriot1776 17 дней назад

Barack Obama and George Soros and Zelenskyy and the rest of the shadow government are the ones in control not Dotard Joe

@dayeeoliver 20 дней назад

Chicago franchise ❤️ It was overdue Jimmy

@anthonycongiano8890 19 дней назад

@1:40 why did you cut Binden off? You missed the zinger where he said, "I hear you have Wednesdays off!"

@raiderkbc 20 дней назад

I'd rather hear Biden mumble than Rump speak...

20 дней назад

Biden might mumble, but trump rambles about nothing.

@billiesmith1675 19 дней назад

How did he leave off Biden's closing sentence on his debate acceptance? 🤔

@wendigo53 20 дней назад

Why are all these emergency shows set in Chicago? Does Chicago have more disasters than, say, Buffalo? Or Detroit? Or Milwaukee?

@toreon1978 20 дней назад

2:12 that would be more a diamond Bachelor.

@daimonien 20 дней назад

10% TV time is RU-vid ? For me it's more like 90%

@jcnba28 15 дней назад

Biden said he would only do the debates if there was no audience lol what a clown.

@siswohlslagel8919 20 дней назад

Please vote 💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉

@becker8565 20 дней назад

I'm watching you on RU-vid

@TheAceAdventurer80 20 дней назад

I know I'm old but I think this cardboard bed at the Olympics news is a replay from many times before...

@Dog_gone_it 20 дней назад

90% of my TV is on youtube 😅

@YSchwartz 20 дней назад

i love fallen more than kimmel and colbert because hes not such a political hack, he makes fun of both sides!

@noravanwyk2748 20 дней назад

Why did he cut off that great punch line. He obviously didn't want to give give credit that Biden so richly deserved. He prefer to humiliate him falsely as a mumbling old fool. Disgusting.