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Trump Arrest Could Happen TOMORROW, GOP Lowlifes Scream Witch Hunt & Florida Aims to Ban Period Talk 

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Indictments are in the air as we await the possible arrest of Donald Trump, if it happens the secret service would be bring him to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office for a mugshot and fingerprints, some supporters online have been talking about creating what they call a Patriot Moat to surround Trump and prevent police from taking him in, Republicans in the House of Representatives are gathered in Orlando for their annual “issues” retreat, all the usual lowlifes are screaming witch hunt, Mike Pence is also trying to stay on the good side of the crazies, Rudy Giuliani believes that we should all be focused on Hunter Biden’s laptop, Ron DeSantis slipped a zinger in at Trump’s expense and Donny fired back implying that he is gay, so many of Trump’s legal issues are based on him being dumb, a kid at the NCAA Wrestling Championship lost a match and his mom was very upset, many thanks to our good friends at 6ABC news in Philadelphia for providing us with a stellar edition of the Unintentional Joke of the Day, and Republicans in the Sunshine State are considering legislation that would ban teachers from discussing menstruation and human sexuality in elementary school.
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@TheKamilkrawczak
@TheKamilkrawczak Год назад
Lock him up! Lock him up!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
About. Damn. Time! I'm so sick of watching this wholly irredeemable man constantly bragging about and getting away with multitudes of crimes!
@Michael-gs8og
@Michael-gs8og Год назад
He won't get arrested. That's just the way our system is, unfortunately.
@delanodor
@delanodor Год назад
TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸
@oSamiSrzo
@oSamiSrzo Год назад
Trump 2028 and Trump 2032 !!!
@jilliantaylor
@jilliantaylor Год назад
​​​​@@oSamiSrzo That won't even be possible because since he already had 4 years in office, he would only have 4 more left even if he did win 🤣🤡🐑. Good luck getting people like me to vote for that washed up orange old man. I'm voting for someone younger🤣.
@wadebarron7392
@wadebarron7392 4 месяца назад
HAHAHAHA! You seppos are funny…
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Год назад
Lock him up!
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
I agree. Lock Joey and Hunter up. The most corrupt family ever.
@sandlot90130
@sandlot90130 Год назад
@@arycdrummond9569 in ur dreams
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
And throw away the key!
@Notcherbidness
@Notcherbidness Год назад
@@arycdrummond9569 sad.limp.
@robo1389
@robo1389 Год назад
​​@@arycdrummond9569ol! Ur like the kid caught in class and snitch on the rest because you got in trouble..... Hunter and Biden did it😂😂😂 Carty your whack 🤡 azz🙄
@miguelpaul1164
@miguelpaul1164 Год назад
LOCK HIM UP!!!!
@stevesebek7962
@stevesebek7962 Год назад
its tuesday night no arrest !!! to bad
@peterlombardo4301
@peterlombardo4301 Год назад
I dislike Jimmy so much that when he talks about Trump it almost convinces me to actually like Trump. Who are the people that watch this show? Like old Democrats? I am in my mid-30’s and the only people I know that watch this show are old enough to be my parents.
@debprobst330
@debprobst330 Год назад
Kevin Kevin Kevin 🤦🤦🤦...he doesn't even believe the BS coming out of his mouth he can't even look up
@borntogazeintonightskies
@borntogazeintonightskies Год назад
Make America great again ... by putting Trump behind bars. 😆😆😆
@rayc512
@rayc512 Год назад
Jimmy is about to lose his job🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Finn-OleHertz
@Finn-OleHertz Год назад
I hope they will lock him up and throw the keys away.
@blueeyesblueskiesahead1612
@blueeyesblueskiesahead1612 Год назад
Florida makes me mad. What the h*ll is wrong with those people down there?
@kallen868
@kallen868 Год назад
Heat stroke? 😜
@crazycrittergirl7672
@crazycrittergirl7672 Год назад
@@kallen868 I live in Texas. It's the humidity that REALLY makes you miserable.
@mannylugz5872
@mannylugz5872 Год назад
Bizarre like they were being taken over by aliens.
@ghostpine
@ghostpine Год назад
​@CrazyCritterGirl76 but maybe stupid in Florida
@basketballgodz7027
@basketballgodz7027 Год назад
Actually it’s pretty cold out here in March 😂
@XXhite
@XXhite Год назад
LOCK HIM UP!!! LOCK HIM UP!!! LOCK HIM UP!!!!😂😂😂💯
@mary-chiltonvanhees1201
@mary-chiltonvanhees1201 Год назад
Perfect explanation of this point in time! EVERYONE should be required to see this edition!
@bgregg55
@bgregg55 Год назад
Kudos to the JK writers. That was great!
@justinconner3166
@justinconner3166 Год назад
LOCK HIM UP!!! 😂😂😂
@ltho5616
@ltho5616 Год назад
Instead of putting the official presidential portrait of Trump in the White House, his latest mugshot should be used.
@DB-qi3ty
@DB-qi3ty Год назад
TRUMP 2024👊👊👊❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@ImpeccableLiving
@ImpeccableLiving Год назад
🤡Only in your delusions.🤡
@ResistanceWorldwide
@ResistanceWorldwide Год назад
Oh this is brilliant doing what the people they mock all the time can't wait when this all backfires
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
I was hoping they were telling people the arrest was Tuesday, so they'd all organize for the wrong day... and then arrest him today, when all his Proud Little Boys were busy packing their pickups to drive to the 'moat'.
@bsing2u
@bsing2u Год назад
💯
@mannylugz5872
@mannylugz5872 Год назад
Or Tuesday but next month.
@mikeh6084
@mikeh6084 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel should really learn to keep his mouth shut
@mysterywriter888
@mysterywriter888 Год назад
I was thinking it was a fake maneuver. Get the Magas all in NY and then Georgia would arrest him first. Maybe this was a red herring by trump just to see if people would really support him or not. "Patriot moat" what will these Maga idiots think of next??? Haha
@leonardhall5324
@leonardhall5324 Год назад
If we the people don't rize up against this I don't know what will happen to our country
@haltomme
@haltomme Год назад
Trump 2024
@user-ms3jz7ub7n
@user-ms3jz7ub7n Год назад
First President with his own mugshot!
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Год назад
"The reason he's in trouble is he's the dumbest criminal in the world." Sums it up in a concise way.
@tomortale2333
@tomortale2333 Год назад
jimmy k. not worthy to shine trumps shoes n he knows it........being pd tp take cheap shots at trump.....then just stands there like he's some sorta genius=fakeo
@Syncrotron9001
@Syncrotron9001 Год назад
Deep Space 9 predicted major unrest in 2024 back in the early 1990s. The Bell "Rhyuts" 9-1-24
@basketballgodz7027
@basketballgodz7027 Год назад
I’m lost what did he do??
@UberLummox
@UberLummox Год назад
@@basketballgodz7027 HA! Wow. Yes you are.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Год назад
@@basketballgodz7027 More than lost. You're deep in an abyss.
@acastrohowell
@acastrohowell Год назад
Nope, it has stalled and the DA is being investigated instead 😂
@relevantinformation6655
@relevantinformation6655 Год назад
The people who scream the loudest against something- are usually the people engaged in it…
@ehss192
@ehss192 Год назад
Hence the Jimmy Kimmel show and it's fans
@MS-st1zb
@MS-st1zb Год назад
That describes the liberals exactly.
@heru-deshet359
@heru-deshet359 Год назад
Like all democrats.
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 Год назад
@@heru-deshet359 Troll.
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 Год назад
@@MS-st1zb Wrong. Troll.
@freefalln
@freefalln Год назад
Indict, convict, and orange jumpsuit to match as soon as possible!
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Is it legal to take hush money?
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 So long as the hush money isn't offered in order to not reveal a crime. For example offering money to stay quiet on you seeing them do something illegal, it would be illegal to receive the money.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
So it's okay for her to take the money to keep her big mouth shut, but then she didn't keep her big mouth shut are they going to arrest her
@deonna9100
@deonna9100 Год назад
​@@danmcgriff1421 Trump should have kept his mouth shut. His big mouth is why he's under MULTIPLE SELF INFLICTED INVESTIGATIONS right now. See...trumps problem (1of many) is he loves to run his big mouth EVERYWHERE BUT COURT. He is literally his own demise😕
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Год назад
I got my period when I was 10. I had no idea what it was. I thought I was dying. Lol. Education is needed on this, trust me.
@Murph_gaming
@Murph_gaming Год назад
Unfortunately I think the skit is correct in how a lot of people approach the subject, periods =gross so they won't talk about it.
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 Год назад
That happened to my stepsister too, though I think she was a couple years older. I don't know why some parents don't discuss it with their daughters. It's not like ignoring the issue will prevent it. In your case, you were probably way earlier than expected. But this should also be covered in school's health class.
@adb888
@adb888 Год назад
@@lynnebucher6537 Those parents are probably ultra-conservative...basically potential MAGA morons.
@brynneholt1990
@brynneholt1990 Год назад
Right. Not everyone’s parents teach their children these things, and they need to know what’s happening and why. The average age range for onset of the period is 10-15. They also need to be aware of things that should not be happening, such as inappropriate touching.
@2btpatch
@2btpatch Год назад
I remember when sex education in schools was considered a breakthrough that benefited the students. What the hell is happening in the U.S?
@janineboitard6492
@janineboitard6492 Год назад
Poor Florida! The laughing stock of America! 🤭
@abhijitsen2197
@abhijitsen2197 Год назад
Just to divert attention from the banking mess, nonsense this arrest.
@ImpeccableLiving
@ImpeccableLiving Год назад
🤡Keep those MAGA tears flowing.🤡
@donxavier10
@donxavier10 Год назад
Trump will always be one of our nation's greatest embarrassments.
@KnockOut242
@KnockOut242 Год назад
And DeSatan is a quick second . Frightening
@wetbobspongepants
@wetbobspongepants Год назад
If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of MTG, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsay Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of Trump.
@gmar7836
@gmar7836 Год назад
Spot on
@victorblanco4499
@victorblanco4499 Год назад
That’s cute Bob.
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
Wet Bob diaper, if were a human, oh wait.. my mistake. You're not.
@eben4reel934
@eben4reel934 Год назад
🌟
@badmandansanchez1823
@badmandansanchez1823 Год назад
Yeah obviously
@nicknelson6965
@nicknelson6965 Год назад
Jimmy is getting old and out of touch
@kidyubyub
@kidyubyub 11 месяцев назад
Getting?
@bijanshadnia3620
@bijanshadnia3620 Год назад
LARKIN POE LETS GOO I've been watching their videos since they were recording in their bedroom. They're bringing the blues into the new generation. Congrats to them!
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 Год назад
Forecast for Tuesday: DARK & STORMY!
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
Foe dip schiff libtards
@BestOfAnimalss
@BestOfAnimalss Год назад
And a little bit Trumpy 😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Yep, looks like there's a storm coming!
@danpowell3953
@danpowell3953 Год назад
Or Dork and Stormy?
@jeffwebb6577
@jeffwebb6577 Год назад
Go Trump 2024.....maga..MAGA....MAGA....MAGA...MAGA
@katl6426
@katl6426 Год назад
😂😂😂 that clip of him behind bars should be replayed everywhere
@paulpollack9262
@paulpollack9262 Год назад
I don't know, I think his hands looked too big.
@fayboedecker2532
@fayboedecker2532 Год назад
Talk about a tease 😢
@airwolf3607
@airwolf3607 Год назад
I can't wait till he says he was raided with no warning again. 😆
@hellsplumber34
@hellsplumber34 Год назад
Lol... do they have any idea how much the government can recoup having a pay per view of a live feed of his cell... we could pay off the national debt and start building up a reserve of cash for future use... and that's just with $10 every 2 hrs...
@simonmultiverse6349
@simonmultiverse6349 Год назад
The reality is a-comin' !!
@jonroesler8155
@jonroesler8155 Год назад
Because the NY Prosecutor's Office, in a city of 8.47 million people, is only able to indict one person at a time. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@steve01949
@steve01949 Год назад
America has become the best alternative comedy, reality show ever. You must realise that we are laughing at your inability to prosicute the criminals "running" your country. I love it. Keep it up x
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
It's like Christmas Eve, only I'm actually excited!
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
Sad life. I bet your mommy is not excited for you.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Please, Santa, bring us some justice!
@jerryjerry7561
@jerryjerry7561 Год назад
@@arycdrummond9569 sky falling trumptard?
@davemckolanis4683
@davemckolanis4683 Год назад
@@arycdrummond9569 WHA, WHA, WHA. I Bet YOUR Mommy Wasn't Very Excited To See How Goofed Up YOU Turned Out To Be. WHA, WHA, WHA...
@ivomusician
@ivomusician Год назад
p.s.Simply a F---ing brilliant piece - once more!! Thank you! Cheers from Europe again! (And yes, I really hope they finally lock him and all the other low-lifes up!!) 💙💙
@mikeh6084
@mikeh6084 Год назад
What a stupid comment
@brendacawston9236
@brendacawston9236 Год назад
Ditto from Canada
@primashaw9359
@primashaw9359 Год назад
I'm on my second mug of coffee repeating over in my head Pence's statement of being beneath the law. I laughed initially but now realize the importance of Presidential Candidates having to pass psychological exams. He is Unfit for such a position. Again, your writers are Outstanding! 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽😙😙. The segment on menstruation edicts in elementary school are scary funny yet should be seriously paid attention to. I consider that one a Classic😆. Kudos n Thanks to your writers for their continuous contribution of making us laugh and forget, if for a moment, the seriousness of our country's sad situation. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💐💐💐🤣😂😢. 🫶🏾🫶🏾🙏🏽🇺🇸🌐🕊...
@jennifertraboulsi8204
@jennifertraboulsi8204 Год назад
Thank you Jimmy so perfect
@patsquach4080
@patsquach4080 Год назад
Showing him in an orange jumpsuit…. Is the best. … all future speeches from him should be done like this
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
He ran the country way better than its being ran now
@patsquach4080
@patsquach4080 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Hahahaha hahahahahahaha. Your. Funny.
@davemckolanis4683
@davemckolanis4683 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Trump Is The Dumbest Criminal In The World. Al CaBone Head. Jimmy Kimmel 3-20-23. Priceless...
@Tenly2009
@Tenly2009 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Sometimes I wish my IQ was less than 30 so I too could think Trump did a good job. 🙄
@pgknippel
@pgknippel Год назад
@@patsquach4080 I read that idiot’s post, started laughing out loud, and then read your post. I bet that dummy doesn’t even believe that, anyway.
@AngelaShawWestoven
@AngelaShawWestoven Год назад
Calm before the Stormy! 😭😭😂
@anthonydudas7312
@anthonydudas7312 Год назад
Jimmy, Forget Hunter. Educate us on Hallie Biden, please.
@jonwooten2031
@jonwooten2031 Год назад
That’s not good for business
@darleneabrams6714
@darleneabrams6714 Год назад
Why he is not in office please give us a break.
@Rorys-Mancave
@Rorys-Mancave Год назад
they didnt commit a crime anthony ...its not illegal to do business with china anthony ... ..if you need to be educated ....i can help ya
@anthonydudas7312
@anthonydudas7312 Год назад
@@Rorys-Mancave I wasn't talking about crime in this situation. I was talking about Insest. And I can educate myself it's much safer that way. But I appreciate your offer to indoctrinate me.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
@@anthonydudas7312 Ask Ivanka about her daddy....
@kallumcoekin3401
@kallumcoekin3401 Год назад
He’s on the list guys, jimmy is on the list 🤷‍♂️
@ivomusician
@ivomusician Год назад
Yes, Jimmy. Spot on... and simply golden!! Please please keep on keeping on!! Once more!! Since it is still and unfortunately once more about time!! Thank you for everything. what you and all your team did, the past terrible seven years.. thank you all!! And cheers from Europe! 💙💙
@jimskee44
@jimskee44 Год назад
Do tell what did "Jimmy and his team" do?......Jesus Christ seek some f'ing help!!!
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Год назад
I still expect it to end with Trump fleeing in a Golf Cart throwing ketchup and diet cokes at the cops chasing him
@geraldissingleandreadytomingle
Like the OJ Bronco Pursuit
@Jillians1025
@Jillians1025 Год назад
Yess. I'm getting the popcorn 🍿 ready
@NothingNowhere-vu5oq
@NothingNowhere-vu5oq Год назад
Nope. It will be fulfillment of prophesy. You will make him a martyr.
@cherlyn1221
@cherlyn1221 Год назад
That'd be a sort of cool skit or whatever. Maybe even in cartoon form.
@roystonmason9125
@roystonmason9125 Год назад
@@NothingNowhere-vu5oq lock him up , THE BEST IS YET TO COME !
@douglashughes6504
@douglashughes6504 Год назад
Jimmy K. thanks for making melaugh your a great men.
@DJHProductions
@DJHProductions Год назад
Could you imagine if Donald Trump didn’t exist? What would any of these late night guys talk about!?
@justinflick6802
@justinflick6802 Год назад
Jimmy’s been waiting for this day for a long time!!!
@los__unicos2777
@los__unicos2777 Год назад
Ong
@cappiece3786
@cappiece3786 Год назад
I won't be able to sleep tonight LOL
@generalyellor8188
@generalyellor8188 Год назад
It hasn't happened yet.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Yes, we all have, and I better not be disappointed tomorrow!
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 You will be. Life must be sad for you if this all you have.
@davebarrett33
@davebarrett33 Год назад
Thank you, Jimmy! Just for being a reasonable man with values that you stand by. It gives me hope. continued happiness success.
@nelsonfontanez1846
@nelsonfontanez1846 Год назад
"LOCK HIM UUP, LOCK HIM UUP, LOCK HIM UUP!!!" ✊ THANK YOU JESUS. 🙏
@jonwilliams3956
@jonwilliams3956 Год назад
If you were of God Hillary would of been locked up!!
@alexstone2047
@alexstone2047 Год назад
This is disgusting.
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 Год назад
This week weather is "stormy with clouds of indictments"
@mikeh6084
@mikeh6084 Год назад
Kimmel is probably the dumbest guy on air right now…
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
If she was paid $130,000 to keep her mouth shut she didn't keep her mouth shut did she
@danpowell3953
@danpowell3953 Год назад
I thought it was going to be Stormy with a chance of arraignments.
@terachik1
@terachik1 Год назад
⛈️🍄
@barryvyner1161
@barryvyner1161 Год назад
"...because he's the dumbest criminal in the world." That says it all. Bravo Mr Kimmel.
@tedlewis309
@tedlewis309 Год назад
Yes 7 years of all intel of the fed government and this is the best they come up with.. ya it is funny..bad joke.. soros bought New York prosecutor
@thehahvokexperience
@thehahvokexperience Год назад
It's a baseless accusation
@angelrivera9227
@angelrivera9227 Год назад
And Biden’s a braniac eh?
@MtDuckford
@MtDuckford Год назад
@@angelrivera9227 Both Biden and Trump complete morons, for different reasons.
@MtDuckford
@MtDuckford Год назад
@@thehahvokexperienceAre you referring to the Stormy Daniels things? He literally admitted to it. And there is actual evidence of it. He won't go to prison. Rich people don't go to prison.
@stephenjablonsky1941
@stephenjablonsky1941 Год назад
When are men going to stop legislating about women's affairs? This has got to stop.
@donnak9170
@donnak9170 Год назад
As an elementary School Nurse, I had girls as young as 2nd grade start their period. The average was 4th grade. I had to call parents and get permission to talk to their child but typically the mother would take it from the notification. I was available for questions. The health class that taught was only provided to students with parent permission in writing. By 5th grade it was often too late but the classroom instruction righted many wrong information!
@donnak9170
@donnak9170 Год назад
Excuse the grammar… hope you get the gist.
@buttonsf3293
@buttonsf3293 Год назад
I heartedly agree 5th grade is too late! I started in 3rd grade and by 5th grade looked like an adult; no body changes until I got pregnant.
@jimmyconnolly3461
@jimmyconnolly3461 Год назад
Jimmy has knocked it out of the park with this one! Fcuking marvellous 😂😂😂❤️🥂
@sid7088
@sid7088 Год назад
It's funny he calls her horse face when at the time he told her she reminded him of his daughter/wife Ivanka.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
You have no idea what he said so shut up
@johnparrott4689
@johnparrott4689 Год назад
The daughter he groped
@garyconner6151
@garyconner6151 Год назад
Feeling on his daughter booty on t.v.sick
@gladtravis
@gladtravis Год назад
This is a guy whose stated his NUMBER ONE defense against the accusation that he sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll was "She's not my type." He's a horrible person that makes me want hell to be a real place.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
He wasn't looking at her face.
@anthonydudas7312
@anthonydudas7312 Год назад
The funny thing is that Trump has done more and has more than everyone in these comments combined, including Jimmy.
@martinsalazar1142
@martinsalazar1142 Год назад
I'm a Florida refugee that was lucky enough to find freedom in a wealthy educated liberal state. I will never go back to that brainless swamp. Ashamed to be a Floridian 😢
@gerardodwyer5908
@gerardodwyer5908 Год назад
Stormy clouds over Mar-a-Lago.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
That's lame come on people you can do better than that you're not even trying
@supersaiyansalamence
@supersaiyansalamence Год назад
He wouldn’t be expecting to get arrested if he was innocent, so him telling people to protest his arrest is telling them to protest justice
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Left-wing garbage everybody knows it don't be stupid
@sandraromero4761
@sandraromero4761 Год назад
Also telling them to take soup can to throw bec bricks are to heavy.
@byronjohnson4097
@byronjohnson4097 Год назад
Rudy went from all his sentences being a noun, a verb, and "9/11" to a noun, a verb, and "Hunter Biden's laptop." I'm excited to see what his next sentence is - hopefully it's 10 to 15 years!
@monkeytrousers6180
@monkeytrousers6180 Год назад
The world was a safer place when Trump was President..
@cherlyn1221
@cherlyn1221 Год назад
That period thing is beyond ridiculous! I happen to know a lot of girls who have got their periods at 9 or 10. I don't know how often it happens, but it does. It's not exactly something that can be controlled. It is going to happen! Hell, if it was me, I'd fuc**ing just bleed all over the place and tell them to go to hell! Whoever comes up with these things probably isn't even human.
@humblecourageous3919
@humblecourageous3919 Год назад
Idaho has hospitals no longer offering childbirth care because doctors are leaving. They don't want to be arrested for caring for patients. Florida will have a hard time finding teachers soon.
@Aaackermann
@Aaackermann Год назад
@@humblecourageous3919 Yes, but maybe this is exactly what they want. Then they can bring in these religious, rightwing nutcracks to teach the kids their twisted worldview. Not sure if this is a win.
@Longtack55
@Longtack55 Год назад
Girls are healthier and biologically ready earlier.
@CoachAshley1983
@CoachAshley1983 Год назад
Girls are starting their periods at a younger age today than when I was growing up. Fourth & fifth grade is common these days. White men & Evangelicals are causing immeasurable harm in Florida & it will spread nationwide if we aren't careful! 🤦🏼‍♀️
@Kimmie9553
@Kimmie9553 Год назад
@@Longtack55 um, no. The earlier age of menarche has been scientifically linked to exposure to hormone disrupters and (the very UNhealthy) micro plastics in our food and water supplies. 8 and 9 year olds having the possibility of becoming mothers is NOT the healthier option
@justincredible.
@justincredible. Год назад
"Recount Dracula" LOL. Never gets old
@Ewartonman1
@Ewartonman1 Год назад
Thanks 👍 Jimmy 😅😅
@wendyhardin5259
@wendyhardin5259 Год назад
Just Brilliant
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
That is some world class word play there, Jimmy.
@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings
@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Год назад
Mind Begs the Question: To support,aid an Apartheid State Democratic,Fascist?
@Syncrotron9001
@Syncrotron9001 Год назад
bot
@michaelarnold9445
@michaelarnold9445 Год назад
I don't know but would somebody give me $1000000 for they get broke damn
@ronpflugrath2712
@ronpflugrath2712 Год назад
Kevin is donnies new mom
@UberLummox
@UberLummox Год назад
@@Syncrotron9001 trumper
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 Год назад
"The calm before the Stormy!" Love it!
@Gnawiful
@Gnawiful Год назад
One thing for sure, jimmy Kimmel only cares about himself, not anyone, just saying.
@lloydmckay3241
@lloydmckay3241 Год назад
Just saying something stupid incoherently. Good for you.
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder Год назад
"You can't believe the con." - Rudy Giuliani
@RobertBreckenridge13
@RobertBreckenridge13 Год назад
The projection from these people is incredible. Accusing others of their exact crimes, it's practically a confession.
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 Год назад
Good god.
@nancykumar5678
@nancykumar5678 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@gordondalrymple7644
@gordondalrymple7644 Год назад
He wouldn’t be in trouble if he wasn’t so greedy
@leeanndap7020
@leeanndap7020 Год назад
Amen🎤 preach
@susannpatton2893
@susannpatton2893 Год назад
He should have been in trouble in the 90's
@jonwilliams3956
@jonwilliams3956 Год назад
Yes a man who gave his Presidential Wage to Charity...How silly you are
@brendaniebel1355
@brendaniebel1355 Год назад
Amen , 🙏 he's a creepy bastard!!?!!!!
@ca6360
@ca6360 Год назад
Greedy? No... had nothing to do with greed. Just was extorted. Whether he did cheat on wife which is wrong or was falsely accused for mo money, this was nothing compared to what Biden is doing.
@MarsorryIckuatuna
@MarsorryIckuatuna Год назад
Brilliant!
@kamilebrahimoff3589
@kamilebrahimoff3589 Год назад
"Calm before the Stormy"😂😂, good one, I like that.
@alswedgin9274
@alswedgin9274 Год назад
"Nobody is above the law but nobody is beneath the law neither." I laughed so hard a tear dropped my eye.
@jonwilliams3956
@jonwilliams3956 Год назад
Of course this does not include Hillary the Bidens and anyone on the left..Pathetic
@nik-ev3eh
@nik-ev3eh Год назад
I think I'd have asked a follow up question like 'when you say nobody is beneath the law do you mean man's law or god's law,and then watch smoke coming out of his ears.
@That80sGuy1972
@That80sGuy1972 Год назад
When word salad is just the salad dressing... that is the kind of dressing that fell out of a bull's anus.
@razorwestham5949
@razorwestham5949 Год назад
That's from a guy wanting to be a president too and trump wanted hanged 😆
@alanhaywood2971
@alanhaywood2971 Год назад
Follow Trump, brain damage follows.
@poorthing
@poorthing Год назад
I'm dyin over that opening
@GaryGraeff-br2pn
@GaryGraeff-br2pn Год назад
Ki.mel it is you that should be behind bars.
@d.g.1986
@d.g.1986 Год назад
This one was pretty funny start to finish!
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
That satire on Florida politicians was brutal! Thank you!
@eben4reel934
@eben4reel934 Год назад
Loooong term fan of the lovely & fierce Kimmel - THIS monologue is absolutely in the Top Three. Fantastic job, team! 🙌🌟
@stephanies2239
@stephanies2239 Год назад
yes I cheered on my couch with if only Trump didn't do whatever stupid thing he did, he would not be in trouble.. hahaha
@monabingham1018
@monabingham1018 Год назад
Thank you!
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 Год назад
Moral of the story, if your a serial criminal don't run for federal office. 😏
@tisurmaster
@tisurmaster Год назад
note taken. LOL
@summer20105707
@summer20105707 Год назад
Everyone in the democratic party should quit then.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
@@summer20105707 Republicans, projection is thy name.
@Shiva108
@Shiva108 Год назад
i agree, but *you're
@tiki_trash
@tiki_trash Год назад
Santos didn't get the memo.
@erasmus9732
@erasmus9732 Год назад
It's the perfect indictment.
@walsh5238
@walsh5238 Год назад
You’ve out done yourself. That is great!
@Pamela-cn3pm
@Pamela-cn3pm Год назад
Oh 😂 Jimmy and team, this was one of your best! I loved it all! Bravo and keep it up!
@carolinagallegos3926
@carolinagallegos3926 Год назад
I've been waiting all day for Jimmy!!
@arycdrummond9569
@arycdrummond9569 Год назад
Not much of a life you have.
@votewomensrightsgunscontro8617
It was an absolute awesome show!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@NTV_F
@NTV_F Год назад
I started my period in the 5th grade. What the f*** would I do if I didn't have someone to talk to. Take it from someone who's never had to deal with all the extra discomfort of having a period To make a big deal about it by Banning its discussion
@d.g.1986
@d.g.1986 Год назад
I hope teachers continue to help and do whats best for the young women they teach regardless of what the state legislature says!
@danielwassink5739
@danielwassink5739 Год назад
How dare you discuss such a heinous act. Schools are a place for education on the Lord's mercy, not to discuss a vile blood sacrifice of the little egg that couldn't 😢 That could have been a human life and you waste it every month of not being pregnant. Do better. Florida is a strange place. I'd encourage every woman there to move far far away.
@NTV_F
@NTV_F Год назад
@@danielwassink5739 . Damn I reacted hella hard. I'm glad I went back and read the last sentence and realized you were being sarcastic. If you're not we need to have a whole other conversation LOL
@danielwassink5739
@danielwassink5739 Год назад
@@NTV_F Ahaha this is why Poe's law is a thing. Always gotta throw some hint that it's satire in a world that's gone so mad that it's hard to tell the difference 😅
@AmericanTeacher-USA
@AmericanTeacher-USA Год назад
They can try, but they can't ban the First Amendment...! Or, any other. LOL
@speedtopia2013
@speedtopia2013 Год назад
...the sharpie joke was hilarious 🤣😅
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗💕💕💕
@tedlewis309
@tedlewis309 Год назад
Yes because they're actual news reporters and push a lot of fact just like mainstream does nothing but actors
@johnnydoe3603
@johnnydoe3603 Год назад
Made my Day 😂👍🏽
@mkazilakwamchilloh3563
@mkazilakwamchilloh3563 Год назад
Me too
@Adam-yx4hi
@Adam-yx4hi Год назад
Lock him up!!!!!
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Год назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍
@BestOfAnimalss
@BestOfAnimalss Год назад
No hate but why would you say That?
@Notcherbidness
@Notcherbidness Год назад
@@BestOfAnimalss because it’s true
@11samaran
@11samaran Год назад
@@Notcherbidness Graham Norton, best ever.
@Nate-.-
@Nate-.- Год назад
​@@BestOfAnimalss visario is a known bot, sends to be changing its script from the "wish you all the best" spam... just report it and move on
@Nate-.-
@Nate-.- Год назад
​@@Notcherbidness visario is a known bot, sends to be changing its script from the "wish you all the best" spam... just report it and move on
@joblessbum7
@joblessbum7 Год назад
I have seen kids throw a tantrum when they didn't get what they wanted. I gotta say, this is definitely the first time I seen a parent throw a tantrum because their son didn't get what he wanted, another win
@justmejenny7986
@justmejenny7986 Год назад
Absolutely ridiculous for the mother to behave that way. I am embarrassed for her.
@k14michael
@k14michael Год назад
@@justmejenny7986 It’s just intense greed.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Год назад
I don't know, is that really so unusual? I'm sure I've seen trainers flip out over a lost contest. and, sorry, but the word "tantrum" sounds condescending exactly because I don't think it would ever be applied to a disappointed trainer smashing something. She's not argueing or complaining; it's actually a displacement activity.
@joblessbum7
@joblessbum7 Год назад
@@Julia-lk8jn - believe me, I understand getting mad or upset over losing and smashing stuff but to removed your glasses and smashing them, that is very immature and childish. Parents are supposed to set good examples, not act like a spoiled brat who didn't get what they wanted. She was wearing those glasses to watch her son wrestle, so obviously they are not reading glasses. Did she drive there and now has to drive home without her glasses. Is she putting others people's life at risk. She removed her glasses and broke them. Something she needs and uses everyday. The only thing she didn't do was throw them on the ground and jump and and down on them. (Maybe she did it off camera)
@k14michael
@k14michael Год назад
@@joblessbum7 Lol. Who cares. But it was funny how people get attached to their kids accomplishments.
@velikovskysghost
@velikovskysghost Год назад
My wife thought she was going to die when she started her period because he mom never told her anything about it, and I know other women who have had similar experiences. Kimmel did a great job on this one.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
But RU-vid is all about censorship. Noticed all the extra ads lately? You better not DARE say anything about them. The google is so EVIL these days.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
You’re not wrong, especially for girls from a super religious family who consider a natural bodily function ‘taboo’ and ‘dirty’. Those girls NEED compassionate education. When I told my Mum I’d started my period she said “Ask your sister” and that was it. (I wonder what she told my sister??) Oh, and my parents aren’t even fundamental conservative ‘Christian’ (haha) psychopaths, so I can only imagine what those children go through.
@velikovskysghost
@velikovskysghost Год назад
@@clothilde1623 They do need compassion understanding and to be educated on this subject. To put it in darkness is to make "natural bodily functions" dirty! Brought out into the light of understanding is the best way to keep ourselves clean and safe.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
Blood you can't explain that won't stop would be scary for an adult! So it makes sense that a 9 or 10 year old suddenly bleeding is terrified. Girls need info at 7 or 8 so they know what to expect in advance!
@buttonsf3293
@buttonsf3293 Год назад
@@clothilde1623 i can give you an idea what they go through because my friend was one No shaving legs despite the fact we went to a Christian school and had to wear skirts. She had dark hair... 7th grade was pretty rough on her because in 6th and below we could wear knee socks or tights but 7th we were required to wear sheer hose (how else were the pervy church leaders going to get their mental jackoff material) No wearing pants. No listening to music. Learning about periods and more from friends. Perfect way to lose your kid forever when they become legal age is by treating them as property
@martinm8991
@martinm8991 Год назад
My daughter started her period a few weeks before she turned 10 years old, that would mean she would have to wait a lot before talking about it
@Mikathedog100
@Mikathedog100 Год назад
Yep, mine too. My rule with my kids has been to answer their questions, quickly, before they google it -
@martinm8991
@martinm8991 Год назад
@@Mikathedog100 And in ideal case - bring up the topic shortly before they encounter it IRL
@evanneal264
@evanneal264 Год назад
There will be stormy weather tomorrow and I could not be Happier.
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