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Trump Clogged the White House Toilet Trying to Flush Documents Because Of Course He Did 

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According to a book by the highly-esteemed Maggi Haberman of the New York Times the White House engineer would frequently be called in to unclog Trump’s toilet because he had a habit of flushing paperwork down it, President Biden is at work trying to roll back the changes that Donald made to toilet and shower regulations, Trump has stayed in touch with Kim Jong Un, wingnut congressman Ronny Jackson is once again questioning President Biden’s mental fitness, Melania is teaming up with social media app Parler, a security guard at a Russian art gallery decided to use a pen to draw eyes on a painting worth millions of dollars, the Oscars are coming up next month and the Academy revealed that they will not be requiring proof of vaccination, we took to the street to ask people if they enjoyed the Super Bowl (even though it hasn’t happened yet) and nobody fell for it except one guy who is tonight’s most valuable pedestrian in a very special edition of #LieWitnessNews.
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@nichemphill8321
@nichemphill8321 2 года назад
So is why he had an obsession with flushing the toilet 15 times then?
@sfopaladin2661
@sfopaladin2661 2 года назад
Nic..... Its called OCD.
@legacytesla
@legacytesla 2 года назад
Toilet-gate, makes perfect sense now. 😂
@scph321
@scph321 2 года назад
Your reminder that Mar-a-Lago is an active crime scene
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 2 года назад
Well,the twice impeached disgraced former president is full of ....
@Grammy52
@Grammy52 2 года назад
The funniest thing about this is the guy lived in a house with 25-30 fireplaces, and he decided to flush papers?
@robinoconnor848
@robinoconnor848 2 года назад
It could be done in privacy. Someone might see him at a fireplace.
@Don-mb9fo
@Don-mb9fo 2 года назад
He could have burned them in the bathroom, claimed to be smoking! LMAO
@SunshineCasy
@SunshineCasy 2 года назад
There's also news that he burnt papers. As well as ripped them up and ate them. This stuff is probably coming out as the Jan 6 Commission is trying to retrieve records.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
When you suckers find proof of that, Russian collusion, the pee tape or CO2 caused catastrophic global warming let me know. Until then I'll continue to laugh at your gullibility.
@sfopaladin2661
@sfopaladin2661 2 года назад
@@SunshineCasy they probably took the matches away from him. Lmfao 😂😂 😊😊 😝😝💩💩 💣 🎓📤🚾 :-\ 🎓👈👍
@kpepperl319
@kpepperl319 2 года назад
This is so embarrassing... Flushing down documents... He just elevated Nixon to a decent president
@geraldellis4875
@geraldellis4875 2 года назад
At 1st I was going to suggest that ex- 45 tRump be flushed down the toilet but reality sunk in... won't fit... He's just too big of a turd 💩!!!
@susiestr6264
@susiestr6264 2 года назад
Trump's Pottygate
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 2 года назад
@@geraldellis4875 Yeah. Old Joe is doing a much better job, isn't he?
@thomashutton1963
@thomashutton1963 2 года назад
@@sandgrownun66 anybody still drawing breath could do 'much better' than Trump
@brianborchardt7198
@brianborchardt7198 2 года назад
@@sandgrownun66 Yes. He is.
@jawalo2kthelast140
@jawalo2kthelast140 2 года назад
Now he know why he needed to flush so many times...
@frankaaaa384
@frankaaaa384 2 года назад
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 It's time to SUBPOENA the PLUMBER.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@DE-xt7jv
@DE-xt7jv 2 года назад
My 91 years old mother winged this test. Didn’t even find subtracting in increments of 7 difficult. And she has dementia in Alzheimer’s.
@pinkrose5796
@pinkrose5796 2 года назад
Sorry to hear about your Mom but maybe we should vote for her in the next election INSTEAD of trump!
@charzanboo9940
@charzanboo9940 2 года назад
I am sorry about your mother. With that said, if the MOCA test is so easy, Biden should've taken it already.
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 года назад
@@pinkrose5796 That would be an upgrade by far..
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 2 года назад
@De Ask all the questions you never thought about asking before. Wish I could turn back time. 🙏
@DE-xt7jv
@DE-xt7jv 2 года назад
@@bsing2u We did, apart from her forgetfulness, she remained alert and conversant. even doing her jigsaws on the iPad to the end. Just couldn't ask her what she had for lunch.
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 2 года назад
Nothing says "innocent" like destroying evidence of criminal wrong doing.
@phuckfays
@phuckfays 2 года назад
Why fact check a story?Dems hate facts.
@CarmelloYello
@CarmelloYello 2 года назад
@@phuckfays the facts are what was stated by OP. Just because you don’t like something, doesn’t mean it’s “fake”. If you believe OAN, Newsmax or the orangutan ex Prez over the facts, then you shouldn’t be talking about “fact checking” lol.
@davidsnyderWisdomYMadN
@davidsnyderWisdomYMadN 2 года назад
You mean like Hillary did??....And Pelosi?
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
Right, and Russian collusion, the pee tape and the world coming to an end from global warming are all real too but you losers never have any proof.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 года назад
let's not forget the burner phones he flushed down there too.
@heckzotica
@heckzotica 2 года назад
Well now it all makes sense. You gotta flush 10 times when your toilets full of classified documents!
@krisc2476
@krisc2476 2 года назад
But you only have to see it once on mainstream media to understand it is an unsubstantiated claim
@snezanabrkovic5586
@snezanabrkovic5586 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 2 года назад
@Tahoe mist this is fox sorry bye gotta go missing my real news
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@bigchas77ify
@bigchas77ify 2 года назад
@Tahoe mist just like you believe everything CNN tells you despite all the scandals going on right now as well as retractions by the Washington post. At least try to get info from both sides to make an informed decision, better yet, do your own research from non biased news sources. Pretty sure you'll see the record highs in homeless people, unemployment, as well as crime both violent and non violent plaguing our country.
@artel6225
@artel6225 2 года назад
It was weirdly incomprehensible at the time/occasions, why did Humpty keep mentioning 🚾 issues & now it makes sense. Criminal activity unsurprisingly!
@Amber-bk7bw
@Amber-bk7bw 2 года назад
You only flush 10-15 times when you're trying to get rid of something that doesn't belong in the toilet, like white house documents.
@monmixer
@monmixer 2 года назад
I flush a lot because the new toilets clog easy. I'm sure that wasn't the case here though. lol
@davel9514
@davel9514 2 года назад
They don't call them massive dumps for nothing 🤣
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 года назад
😆😆😆😆😆
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@Derangedforsure
@Derangedforsure 2 года назад
Cocaine
@airbrushken5339
@airbrushken5339 2 года назад
I'm 73' years old retired art teacher and still have a large studio that I produce art works. I was put on a mood stabilizer (US VA Doctor...turns out it was Agent Orange issue) So I had to see a doctor and a psychologist (to get off it) to be tested as they took me off that damn drug over 11 months. I took that test once a month. Trust me anyone who is sober and not in need of glasses can pass that test. ... and trump was impressed. Give me a break!
@beedee9534
@beedee9534 2 года назад
His toilet at Mara Lardo has a 24 inch hole his toilet seat has training wheels
@All.New.Maggie.Who.
@All.New.Maggie.Who. 2 года назад
I remember when this came out someone saying President Obama didn't brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Price as trump did about passing this idiot test.
@garywalton3482
@garywalton3482 2 года назад
@@All.New.Maggie.Who. That test was Trump's Nobel Consolation Prize.
@beedee9534
@beedee9534 2 года назад
@@All.New.Maggie.Who. Tangerine breath is a Genius i heard
@pinkrose5796
@pinkrose5796 2 года назад
Thank you for your service🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Glad you made it home and sorry to hear that you're having issues from Agent Orange. Take care of yourself and stay safe!
@djfox5955
@djfox5955 2 года назад
Does explain his fixation with toilets kind of a confession when you think about it.
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 года назад
Donny's Pooper-gate
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 2 года назад
He always confesses so that's a yes.
@wanderinggypsy3203
@wanderinggypsy3203 2 года назад
This guy who was interviewed should be a politician! Off the cuff. Good grief
@debnelson5522
@debnelson5522 2 года назад
For someone who said he wouldn't talk about flushing toilets, he sure did talk about it. The clips don't lie. This would be a great ad for plumbers!
@mjohn9199
@mjohn9199 2 года назад
My only comment, about your comment, is that clips do lie!!!
@debnelson5522
@debnelson5522 2 года назад
@@mjohn9199 When you have 5-7 news outlets all filming the same thing, you can't make up.
@schradog01
@schradog01 2 года назад
You were never smart and now we know. Hildof was just indicted for the Russia Hoax suck on that. Wake up Jimmy
@catherinemacaskill1421
@catherinemacaskill1421 2 года назад
Anthony in which alternative universe did that happen? Love Hillary's new hat. It really p'ssed off Cancun Cruz.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
People asked him to do something about the shitty water saving toilets the government is forcing some people to use thanks to the global warming scam.
@ChrisAnn...
@ChrisAnn... 2 года назад
I cannot wait for the books from the housekeepers to come out. I bet they have some stories to tell!!
@tacjam1
@tacjam1 2 года назад
The only thing that's clogged around here is Kimmel's ratings!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@terilw
@terilw 2 года назад
I knew it! That’s why he kept ranting about toilets having to be flushed 10 or 15 times. He was merely projecting…again.
@ezakustam
@ezakustam 2 года назад
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Shame that clock was breaking all kinds of federal laws at the time.
@chamarystigers8731
@chamarystigers8731 2 года назад
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
@RyanJohnson-pz4tb
@RyanJohnson-pz4tb 2 года назад
You are all tools it’s funny to see your reactions as you finally understand
@ZS71
@ZS71 2 года назад
Projecting..? Sounds like a word you learned in high school psychology but forgot to look into before typing this elegant op ed piece. Think for yourself.
@slimgud0478
@slimgud0478 2 года назад
So True all Republicans always be doing what they complain about other people doing like Hillary and Trump was doing it.
@teresaf991
@teresaf991 2 года назад
Finally. I wondered why he was publically talking about toilets. His fear of this reason for so many clogs being made public.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
If you guys researched the global warming scam you might know he's talking about useless water saving toilets being forced on people to "save the planet." It had nothing to do with destroying documents but you dummies believe everything Jimmy says.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
@bruce cunningham Toilets that save water being forced on people because of the global warming scam which Trump is smart enough to see through but Kimmel fans typically aren't.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 года назад
@@ricktd6891 thanks Eric for the info. I hope my sons defend my crazy actions too.
@suztjembijawatson3362
@suztjembijawatson3362 2 года назад
🤣 So when he was babbling about flushing toilets, it was actually motivated by a guilty mind! This is priceless. 🤣
@CJ-xe2wi
@CJ-xe2wi 2 года назад
Sociopaths don't feel guilt. He was just aggravated. 😆
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 года назад
@@CJ-xe2wi is that what they mean by "arrested development"? he should just be arrested. Period.
@CJ-xe2wi
@CJ-xe2wi 2 года назад
@@oldrrocr I also think that his development was stunted a very long time ago. 🤣
@gilgamesh8531
@gilgamesh8531 2 года назад
It takes me 10-15 times to flush important documents too
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 года назад
You and Trump should start printing your important documents on toilet paper, that paper is designed to go down the toilet much better
@gilgamesh8531
@gilgamesh8531 2 года назад
@@cosmosofinfinity is a genius, but let it be known this joke is the only way I'd ever be associated with Trump...that f*** face
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 года назад
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
@7rob27
@7rob27 2 года назад
No wonder Trump had to flush 10 to 15 times. I bet the lunatic tried to flush entire folders down the toilet.
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 2 года назад
😂🤣😅
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
@FixNewsPlease
@FixNewsPlease 2 года назад
No wonder he wanted toilets with stronger, tougher flushing action. "Sometimes I have to flush ten or fifteen times. I just stand there flushing. So sad."
@mcfcguvnors
@mcfcguvnors 2 года назад
jesus christ i can now see why the US Govt keeps secrets from dummies funny he didnt mention hunter bidens laptop
@debnelson5522
@debnelson5522 2 года назад
@@mcfcguvnors get over the laptop. Trumps admin investigated and found nothing. Move along
@FixNewsPlease
@FixNewsPlease 2 года назад
@@mcfcguvnors You can't flush a laptop. 🥴
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 2 года назад
I knew something was up when he said that, because of the usual whataboutism and projection.
@michaedove3562
@michaedove3562 2 года назад
@@mcfcguvnors If you can explain why Trump flushing documents down the toilet is absolved by Hunter Biden's laptop then I will award you the mental contortionist of the year award...
@angiebrown4767
@angiebrown4767 2 года назад
Well no wonder he was obsessed with flushing toilets, just like always he blames other people for things he was doing. Now we know, it was him flushing his toilet 10-15 times trying to get that paper to go down.
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@anonemous7881
@anonemous7881 2 года назад
He killed those toilets!!
@jeannievail
@jeannievail 2 года назад
His tiny hands must have been sore.
@jamestragle9504
@jamestragle9504 2 года назад
Guillermo rocks!
@isam95
@isam95 2 года назад
I shot the sheriff eric clapton live clapton live clapton live
@galahadgarza6905
@galahadgarza6905 2 года назад
That guy on “Lie Witness News” killed it!
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 года назад
No, O.J. Did.
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 2 года назад
He really didn't.
@isuriadireja91
@isuriadireja91 2 года назад
Guillermo gave the best F word... 😂
@jaylucas8887
@jaylucas8887 2 года назад
The irony of Ron Jackson commenting on the cognitive test: "If I remember correctly,"
@fukhue8226
@fukhue8226 2 года назад
Kind of like the "Screwdriver Handle" test. If they don't know which end to hold without being told their IQ may be less than average.
@missy2244
@missy2244 2 года назад
TV is not a word. It’s two letters of the alphabet!!!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 года назад
@@ne1124 competence is not a requirement in the republican party...and yeah, he is being bankrolled by the deplorables.
@biggtrux
@biggtrux 2 года назад
Ronnie Jackson proves that when you don't have any credibility, you don't worry about losing it.
@bingbongbang8895
@bingbongbang8895 2 года назад
The man is able to embarrass two formerly honorable professions in one simplistic career. How did such a horrible human being become an Admiral? A real red-mark against the Navy.
@ragglock
@ragglock 2 года назад
The rest of the world uses low flush toilets, to save on the water, but also we don't try to flush dokuments that can land you in prison.
@jaimedelgado7529
@jaimedelgado7529 2 года назад
He could have burned them. It would have been easier but he didn't want to release more CO2 into the environment. You're welcome !
@berniecom728
@berniecom728 2 года назад
I think Trump shredded some of his soiled diapers also.
@mgd9151
@mgd9151 2 года назад
naw, just the occasional weed bag. Buuuut that depends on who's knocking.
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 2 года назад
There's almost a black market for old school toilets that waste water, I'm gonna sit on mine for a while. Well, not right now, but when I need to go to the bathroom,I'll be on my old school water waster.
@stevejones3309
@stevejones3309 2 года назад
@@jaimedelgado7529 A true environmentalist.
@holgerlubotzki3469
@holgerlubotzki3469 2 года назад
So now we know! You need to flush the toilet 10 to 15 times to flush a top secret dossier!
@genevievegenevieve5205
@genevievegenevieve5205 2 года назад
Trump should have had his interns just smash and burn docs like the old bloatbag Hillary did.
@pearl_kill
@pearl_kill 2 года назад
@Genevieve Genevieve your projection is hilarious. Don't you have an old orange beanbag to wrap your mouth around?
@debnelson5522
@debnelson5522 2 года назад
@@genevievegenevieve5205 you will never get a guest spot on Kimmel with that attitude.
@genevievegenevieve5205
@genevievegenevieve5205 2 года назад
@@debnelson5522 He’s not funny and he is to white privileged for me. All the late night leftists are white privileged elitists who like to tell peeps do as in say not as I do. 🤮
@IAmHereForeve
@IAmHereForeve 2 года назад
@@genevievegenevieve5205 Isn't that what Trump tells you and you all listen.
@dale3404
@dale3404 2 года назад
Guillermo deserves a raise. He’s fabulous!
@georgemitchellii4598
@georgemitchellii4598 2 года назад
Omg what a hilarious show! Let the record be known that most of us Americans feel about him just like JK stated with all those F's
@donnabarry7901
@donnabarry7901 2 года назад
JK is also humble and always gives credit to others..His writers..He was on fire election night with Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na na,...Hey Shitler Goodbye!!!😃😃😃
@cmw12
@cmw12 2 года назад
“Not me of course, not me… but YOU.” -Leader of the Party of Personal Responsibility
@pauldudley8837
@pauldudley8837 2 года назад
I give that guy on the street a lot of credit with seamlessly staying in character with confident answers. Fake it before you make it!!
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 года назад
That's pulling a Dunning-Kruger.
@MsMixd
@MsMixd 2 года назад
You know, the Rupugs do need better liars for the next election. The current ones have been exposed.
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 2 года назад
Remember in like 2015, when Trump said he could "be presidential" whenever he wanted, just like flicking a switch? When's he going to flick that switch, do you think?
@tdestroyer4780
@tdestroyer4780 2 года назад
Remember when Democrats wanted war in Syria? To free the local people. You guys really fell for that again. LMAO.
@debnelson5522
@debnelson5522 2 года назад
@@tdestroyer4780 no, I don't remember. Please explain in detail
@darbyogill5771
@darbyogill5771 2 года назад
Very soon I'd say 🍿🍿
@gagslovedotcom
@gagslovedotcom 2 года назад
By "flick" he meant "flush" and by "switch" he meant "toilet". So he's already done that an unmeasurable amount of times!
@CatherineSTodd
@CatherineSTodd 2 года назад
@John Jameson : You poor thing! We all know now how rough you have had it... I hope some of the social services programs can help you out. Don't be afraid to apply!
@robertdemos1621
@robertdemos1621 2 года назад
I love it “ it’s like having a conversation with a three year old” that could sum up the entire trump presidency .
@TheRoyalBavarian
@TheRoyalBavarian 2 года назад
Amazing on the street interview. The dude sounded like he had fantastic insight while remaining completely clueless. You couldn't write better comedy
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад
@John Jameson Who hurt you, John?
@lmc333
@lmc333 2 года назад
(s)he was a natural at bullshitting... a natural at lyin and thinking everyone is stupid... (s)he probably thinks (s)he is the smartest person too...
@dammyishie
@dammyishie 2 года назад
I'm telling you! LOL
@swimfan3588
@swimfan3588 2 года назад
He’s like the positive version of kellyanne conway
@baseboy1241
@baseboy1241 2 года назад
@John Jameson Watching a comedian for political comedy, you’ve just summed Trump himself during the four years of his presidency.
@chriskelly6559
@chriskelly6559 2 года назад
The Big Lie, now the Big Flush.
@rainbowlove5391
@rainbowlove5391 2 года назад
Are they going to send the Roto Rooter bill to him and Melania? The people shouldn't have to pay that! How many agree!
@fredallen217
@fredallen217 2 года назад
You have turned into my favorite late night show!!!!!!!! Your stuff on Donald DUMP SOLD me. THANKS !!!!!!
@kevinb3812
@kevinb3812 2 года назад
Guillermo got the best laugh out of me for this show! I might've wakened my girlfriend, but she likes to hear me laugh!
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 года назад
Lol, that's the best way to get woke up.
@pedropaulo7922
@pedropaulo7922 2 года назад
That’s love right there
@KrustyKlown
@KrustyKlown 2 года назад
2 words
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 2 года назад
I knew that if Jimmy Kimmel would not use the f-bomb as one of his 11 F-words to describe Donald Trump, Guillermo would be the next one to do it.
@KW-qn3gi
@KW-qn3gi 2 года назад
Guillermo!!! "F face"... Took the words right out of my mouth. Lol
@brandielliott4208
@brandielliott4208 2 года назад
Mine too lol
@Beruthiel45
@Beruthiel45 2 года назад
Thanks for the interpretation. I had to watch several times... 😅
@johndoe-hv3qj
@johndoe-hv3qj 2 года назад
Now we know why he was flushing his toilet 10 times.
@blocksmithing
@blocksmithing 2 года назад
There's 28 fireplaces in the White House. The fact that he wanted to use the toilet to destroy paper shows you how clever he is.
@CJ-xe2wi
@CJ-xe2wi 2 года назад
🤣😅
@beeorganic
@beeorganic 2 года назад
@@CJ-xe2wi The fact that you actually believe this story is true shows how bright you really are.
@coolas543
@coolas543 2 года назад
@@beeorganic the fact that you’re on denial on how true this story is shows how bright you’re not
@bobbyk1023
@bobbyk1023 2 года назад
“People have been murdering for centuries…”🤣
@channel4204
@channel4204 2 года назад
Homie Has Them Jesus Christ Vibes 😅 .
@AlphaMom55
@AlphaMom55 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He almost killed me with his comment. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@AlphaMom55
@AlphaMom55 2 года назад
@easy money Your second question should end with a question mark, not exclamation points. Buenas noches y bendiciones. 🙏💙
@sumeetsandhu9713
@sumeetsandhu9713 2 года назад
He outdid himself with ‘killer’ branding.
@pl2585
@pl2585 2 года назад
I mean, he ain't wrong.
@bobjob3632
@bobjob3632 2 года назад
When you have classified documents clogging your toilets, many things have gone wrong!!!
@Boaz833
@Boaz833 2 года назад
I'm sure it was an innocent mistake by trump. He just assumed that the stacks of paper he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts just for him.
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 года назад
When you had T....in the White house in the first place , many many many other things have gone wrong in soooo many many many other ways.
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 года назад
In so many ways..
@joselanfur413
@joselanfur413 2 года назад
To Bobonthisknob, When DURHAM FINDS REAL COLLUSION (30,000 DELETED/WHITEWASHED, BILL-ARY CLINTON EMAILS), P-R-O-V-I-N-G DEMOCRAP LEADERSHIP LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS TO AMERICA,.... QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU CLOWNISH, DEMOCRAP-CLONES THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOVEMBER 2022 & 2024 ???
@Washoewillie
@Washoewillie 2 года назад
@@joselanfur413 It figures. Anybody who can't find out how to undo the caps lock would believe that there was a stolen election, there were conspiratory e-mails and that the Democrats won't win in 2022 and 2024. The only way the Rethuglicons win is if they cheat. That's why they are coming up with their crooked election laws in red states. The only stolen election was Bush v. Gore.
@Whyrwehere275
@Whyrwehere275 2 года назад
That explains why he thinks people have to flush their toilets 15 times!
@cheeseheadfiddle
@cheeseheadfiddle 2 года назад
Guillermo for the win. These two guys are just so damn likable.
@linasithlady7377
@linasithlady7377 2 года назад
I always thought it was his hamberder diet that clogged things up, but now we all know better. 🤦
@terilw
@terilw 2 года назад
Guillermo for the win! 😅
@Jhymnbeau
@Jhymnbeau 2 года назад
Earned a day's pay with two words.
@ThisGuy76
@ThisGuy76 2 года назад
I lol'd.
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 года назад
Never saw Guillermo with that straight face. He really meant it when he said "f.. face"😁
@johnnytimestamp8224
@johnnytimestamp8224 2 года назад
7:07
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 года назад
I admit.. that was hilarious 😆
@sunshinelizard1
@sunshinelizard1 2 года назад
Trump: "I won't talk about it" as he is talking about it.
@brendasmurdoch8551
@brendasmurdoch8551 Год назад
Did You forget that he's a stable genius?
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 2 года назад
At least this explains his complaints about having to flush toilets so many times.
@dullahan7677
@dullahan7677 2 года назад
I believe Trump on this one, such frequent clogging could only be caused by his excess bullshit.
@scph321
@scph321 2 года назад
Your reminder that Mar-a-Lago is an active crime scene
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад
@@saintsfan0499 yes, Biden is very refreshing compared to the orange criminal fascist.
@catherinemacaskill1421
@catherinemacaskill1421 2 года назад
Patrick, such clueless whataboutism. When there's discussion about Biden flushing documents down the toilet, I am sure the Goebbels style media and Tuckums, Hannity, Ingraham and their ilk, will tell us about it. Unfortunately it won't be comedic but Tuckums certainly has the constipated look.
@ericray2288
@ericray2288 2 года назад
@@saintsfan0499 Better than it looked during the orange treason blob's term.
@thisislaflaretv5250
@thisislaflaretv5250 2 года назад
@@saintsfan0499 Could it be you?
@tc1680
@tc1680 2 года назад
Give that guy a job in PR. Regardless of the circumstance, he's a fast thinker, has a mind for general positive spin on random situations presented to him. He's a brilliant mind is what I'm saying
@queenofidlis
@queenofidlis 2 года назад
YES!
@themachine8009
@themachine8009 2 года назад
Same thoughts. Got an answer for everything without a memo or talking points beforehand. Hey Biden fire Jenn saki and hire this guy. Every time I’ve watched her I’ve fallen asleep.
@marcc1830
@marcc1830 2 года назад
Damn, this guy is better than quite a few WH press secretaries from multiple administrations.
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 года назад
@@themachine8009 it must be tough to watch someone do their actual job without all the BS and theatrics.
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 года назад
@@marcc1830 that is true, but Sean was pretty funny.
@imtired2983
@imtired2983 2 года назад
That one guy who laughs out loud after the “people have been murdering people for centuries” was insane. 😂
@spiffyg4939
@spiffyg4939 2 года назад
3:14 - Whoever did the Biden impression deserves an Emmy.
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 года назад
Nah, the Emmy goes to the Mike lindell impersonator.
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven 2 года назад
REALLY? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?
@Grant80
@Grant80 2 года назад
A little more shitting himself and you’ll have Biden.
@janne639
@janne639 2 года назад
Right? I thought it was Biden almost up to the riff about grab bars!
@towlifechannel3679
@towlifechannel3679 2 года назад
Can we please talk about something other than Trump He's been out of office over a year and for some reason every news outlet brings him up every day... I'm sick of it
@tdc1012
@tdc1012 2 года назад
The whacked out left can’t help it. Trump lives rent free in their little pea brains!
@towlifechannel3679
@towlifechannel3679 2 года назад
@@tdc1012 yep The left has given him all kinds of valuable publicity for free He probably doesn't even have to campaign for 2024 and win
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 2 года назад
This treason thing is too important and serious to not laugh at the jokes.
@michaelkayjr
@michaelkayjr 2 года назад
The LieWitness segment is in fact so depressing. It just goes to showcase the ugly mentality of "I have no idea what I'm talking about, but will still have a strong opinion and share it like I do" that only leads to uninformed mobs. Like, it's so hard to say "I don't know"? You're not being graded, but now you *are* being judged.
@floydian022
@floydian022 2 года назад
Spot on. I know the segment is meant to be funny, but it really is just so disheartening to realize just how many people there are walking around out there who are just THAT shamelessly, brazenly disingenuous - even in situations where they 100% don't have to be. Selfish pride and fear of embarrassment just win out over honesty every single time for some folks, I guess.
@pl2585
@pl2585 2 года назад
@@floydian022 I don't think it's that thought out, mainly they just want to be on TV. I have an Asian friend who pretended to be foreign with a thick accent for a news interview on the street just so he can watch himself later on TV and laugh. It was embarrassing, but some just badly want to be on TV for some reason.
@Spitfire194
@Spitfire194 2 года назад
so true!
@pkitten7
@pkitten7 2 года назад
Jimmy, you're "killing it" with your jokes!
@bluejack644
@bluejack644 2 года назад
Oh Donnie Boy, the pipes the pipes are clogging.
@Kayehardy
@Kayehardy 2 года назад
It makes sense why he keeps complaining about the toilet flush
@tempusfugit6820
@tempusfugit6820 2 года назад
The mystery has been finally solved!!
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven 2 года назад
For me too
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 2 года назад
No one is flushing their toilets 10-15 times. Funny that he thought this was a big issue. I don't know why I'm even surprised anymore.
@cmw12
@cmw12 2 года назад
Not him of course, not him… but YOU. That’s what he said.
@ToadyWoods
@ToadyWoods 2 года назад
I’m an American living outside of the country for a few years, And when I heard him talking about the toilet stuff over the years, I wondered “what the F am I missing?”
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 2 года назад
@@cmw12 Ha! Exactly!
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 года назад
He was probably ordering his cronies to flush the documents down the toilet, and when they reported back to him he was shocked that it took so many flushes because he just assumes toilets should be able to flush down anything no matter what no problem. He's just totally clueless how any technology works, doesn't even know how to operate an umbrella
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 2 года назад
@@cosmosofinfinity Could be, sounds pretty on point!
@dirkie9308
@dirkie9308 2 года назад
Why would you have that in a security guard interview? That would be like asking "you not going to try and flush official documents down the toilet are you" in the presidential interview...
@ROYALPRIX
@ROYALPRIX 2 года назад
We've normalized obtaining information fundamental to democracy only after someone capitalizes and releases it in their book.(Particularly all those formerly IN the admin now releasing books)
@davidslagle6600
@davidslagle6600 2 года назад
…a POTUS who actually spoke on multiple occasions about toilets. 🙄🙄
@johndoe-hv3qj
@johndoe-hv3qj 2 года назад
Oh but he was not going to talk about that. Those big macs go down hard.
@brianborchardt7198
@brianborchardt7198 2 года назад
@@johndoe-hv3qj Not to mention the KFC.
@shannonhaynie9512
@shannonhaynie9512 2 года назад
I'd rather listen to Trump talk about toilets everyday than see that shriveled whispering child diddler Bi-dump shuffle around and stutter at the podium until he craps himself and his handlers have to cut off the live feed. But go ahead and keep letting the Orange man rent space in your head and prop up ratings for this washed up clown
@classicalpianomusic0731
@classicalpianomusic0731 2 года назад
@@shannonhaynie9512 Let's Go Infantroopen!
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 2 года назад
He was talking about the water saving toilets they push on us because of the global warming scam which most of you Kimmel fans aren't smart enough to figure out.
@jaydubau8755
@jaydubau8755 2 года назад
It's been over a year. This guy still can't stop talking about Trump!
@richardboltonjr.3674
@richardboltonjr.3674 2 года назад
Because he makes it so easy to make jokes about him. Everything he does is just more material
@thed165
@thed165 2 года назад
I know! It’s pathetic…and sad.
@dilfonicz
@dilfonicz 2 года назад
@easy money You think that's a joke? You'll die laughing when you see Joe Biden.
@GrayAndGrey
@GrayAndGrey 2 года назад
Get Trump to stop being a moron, then.
@xaviotesharris891
@xaviotesharris891 2 года назад
Yeah, well, see, Trump is still newsworthy because of all the facts coming out about his crimes coming to light on a steadily increasing basis.
@jmo53214.
@jmo53214. 2 года назад
That's a double pointer, Guillermo!!! 👏👏👏
@beaubiden3244
@beaubiden3244 2 года назад
Forever living rent-free, gotta love it!
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 2 года назад
that "good grief" should've gotten a bigger laugh
@christopherbejarano1618
@christopherbejarano1618 2 года назад
Even out of office they still love to talk about him 😂🤣 we get it! You miss him!
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 2 года назад
🤢🤮🤮🤮
@MrCarltonjsmith
@MrCarltonjsmith 2 года назад
When she says "Good Grief" it was brilliant!
@longobardilounge8238
@longobardilounge8238 2 года назад
The art gallery security guard got the job by saying I need this job ....I'm BAROQUE
@elik.webber7630
@elik.webber7630 2 года назад
People have no clue of the History of Joe Biden he grew up trying to control chronic stuttering ,he has to think about every word he speaks , i think the man suffered through it and what people think of you when your a kid and you stutter . i give the man an A+ for effort .
@Squirrel_314
@Squirrel_314 2 года назад
Yep.
@timfeeley714-25
@timfeeley714-25 2 года назад
And a D for everything else !!!
@Albo96286
@Albo96286 2 года назад
Folks should see the movie The Kings Speech.
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 2 года назад
@Tim Feeley hard to give a D for the best job creation number EVER. Hard to give a D for rolling out the vaccine quickly even though trump had no distribution plan and wouldn't let him know that because he wouldn't allow a transition team in till the last minute. Hard to give a D for completing the pull out of an expensive war that trump purposefully made as difficult as possible by gutting the department that processes people's evacuation requests and only making arrangements with everyone BUT the Afghan government. It's hard to give a D to a guy who reinstated protections on our public lands that trump was selling off for unrestricted mining and oil development. I COULD go on...but I don't think you're intelligent enough to digest the truth; you just regurgitate lies.
@andymac2935
@andymac2935 2 года назад
Was he stuttering back in the 70s when he repeatedly used the N word? Liberals are ghastly people.
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 2 года назад
Guillermo, I LOVE you! LMAO!
@bobsmith2637
@bobsmith2637 2 года назад
it's hilarious when he slips up in speeches and accidentally tells the truth
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven
@JacquelineStevensJackieASteven 2 года назад
Fact
@geoffreylogsdon162
@geoffreylogsdon162 2 года назад
He accidentally tells the truth a lot. If your life is a lie, it is too hard to remember and perpetrate the fiction you have created. It is inevitable that you will screw up and tell the truth.
@casacerezarentalsdelorenzo5937
@casacerezarentalsdelorenzo5937 2 года назад
He didn’t just talk about toilets he tweeted while ON the toilet.
@rodsteel6595
@rodsteel6595 2 года назад
They're still afraid of this man I see....
@tomsmith7207
@tomsmith7207 2 года назад
Quite.
@rodsteel6595
@rodsteel6595 2 года назад
@@tomsmith7207 Beta
@Babette1986
@Babette1986 2 года назад
Thank u Guillermo. Your ad on are priceless and usually spot on
@missinformed9550
@missinformed9550 2 года назад
Toilet Watergate. I love it. 🤣😂😆☺🤣
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 2 года назад
This clip of Jimmy Kimmel is one of the funniest I have seen from him. Thank You.
@Boaz833
@Boaz833 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure it was unintentional on trumps part. He just assumed the stacks of documents he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts.
@TexasCowgirl
@TexasCowgirl 2 года назад
The sanitation department called, WE FOUND YOUR DOCUMENTS DONNIE.
@mauracassidy1762
@mauracassidy1762 2 года назад
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! " " NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@Poemi10304
@Poemi10304 2 года назад
Guess they didn’t think about hitting the plumber with an NDA!
@shirleydierolf7112
@shirleydierolf7112 2 года назад
No wonder Trump wanted high efficiency toilets out..he sure had some major loads to flush
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 2 года назад
Good lord. I don't like my bills but I don't flush them. I even pay them. So yeah I guess I am better than the rich s.o.b. who was in office.
@ToneTraveler
@ToneTraveler 2 года назад
“Every day as President I wiped my rear with constitution…then flushed it.” Donny Drump
@jimaanders7527
@jimaanders7527 2 года назад
This is one of Jimmy's best shows! The "Lie Witness" is amazing! He can really think fast and he's very creative. Maybe he could be a writer for the show.
@cutepuppy2422
@cutepuppy2422 2 года назад
Bot
@dick8997
@dick8997 2 года назад
Jimmy blows
@audreyzapata6445
@audreyzapata6445 2 года назад
Lifetime mvp pedestrian award. Juice!
@ezechialtaylor2331
@ezechialtaylor2331 2 года назад
The dude had every opportunity to pass an infrastructure bill if he cared so much about water pressure and infrastructure. Typical Republican. Complains about everything but doesn't want to fix any of it
@Ratboy2004
@Ratboy2004 2 года назад
Toilets don't work on pressure. I've never had to flush more than once and I've been using efficient toilets for 10 years. The Americans don't like regulation even when it's good for them or saves them money. "you can tell me what to do!". Ok. Go ahead, throw money away... LoL
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 2 года назад
Yeah. Old Joe's gonna fix it all!
@puellamservumaddominum6180
@puellamservumaddominum6180 2 года назад
He wasn't worried about infrastructure he was concerned about destroying protected wetlands for his corporate buddies
@patientlywatching7775
@patientlywatching7775 2 года назад
Seriously? This is still left vs right to you??? Shallow thinking at best.
@AldoRyan
@AldoRyan 2 года назад
It's bing bongs like that tank top dude which have other countries cringing at Americans. This street interview segment has become sheer embarrassment for the US.🤦‍♂️
@francespowell6923
@francespowell6923 2 года назад
And here I was thinking he was having such an issue flushing the toilet because his diet is clearly rubbish, and his "leavings" sink like a stone. Meanwhile ... doesn't the White House have fire places? Why would you flush something when you could just take a lighter to it?
@darrellmay4502
@darrellmay4502 2 года назад
What trump was saying is that it took Him, 15-flushes before He could flush the WhiteHouse Documents!,. unbelievable!,.✨
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 года назад
I like my presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 2 года назад
🤣 🤣
@BlackHatAndy
@BlackHatAndy 2 года назад
What about deleting 30k emails lmao? Hurry and dodge that one buddy.
@DianeKovacs
@DianeKovacs 2 года назад
I am now of the age where the thought of the safety bars and safer showers and tubs is a lovely one... Go President Joe!
@d.263
@d.263 2 года назад
I find the ageism jokes disrespectful to our elders, and really not a good idea to tease Biden about. It's like these comedians don't want him reelected the way they make him look incapable. Quite the opposite! Late 70s is NOT too old!
@DianeKovacs
@DianeKovacs 2 года назад
@Rocky Mountain Way I don't have to point out the bizarre stupidity of your attack on D or me because in time, you will be old. And you will suffer all the drawbacks of being old. Good luck to you.
@momdaugtherduo0204
@momdaugtherduo0204 2 года назад
slo Joe has almost completely destroyed America in a year - and these Libitards are deflecting w/ 2 year old sarcasms about toilets 🤣😂☺️ .. ... it should be Clear why they are called the demoRATS and their party mascot is the JACKASS 💡!
@jackpinesavage1628
@jackpinesavage1628 2 года назад
Indeed. When I was a little kid, my mom had an awful time getting me into the shower or taking a nap. Sixty years later, when asked if I would enjoy a nap, my reply is, "yes, please." lol
@DianeKovacs
@DianeKovacs 2 года назад
@Rocky Mountain Way Then you are simply a vicious psychopathic troll. No luck on that.
@amychamuris1365
@amychamuris1365 2 года назад
This test is a basic test. The exam trump needs is the one they give after. A thorough mental exam with pet scan. But really I would love to give Trump an exam on American history including the constitution and bill of rights.
@charzanboo9940
@charzanboo9940 2 года назад
If it is a basic test, then why doesn't Biden take it? And Trump isn't even in the office.
@normalperson1475
@normalperson1475 2 года назад
@@charzanboo9940 Even *you* know tRump isn't in office. Tell that to your Orange Messiah.
@Badlanders214
@Badlanders214 2 года назад
Which clearly you've never read yourself Amy...
@bradmcewen
@bradmcewen 2 года назад
Mar-A-Cloggo will go viral ! Brilliant !
@PAPA-G-209
@PAPA-G-209 2 года назад
Jimmy, remember this was about the time we had that toilet paper 🧻 shortage, so that explains it . 😆 🚽
@Oceanaqua1
@Oceanaqua1 2 года назад
Well no wonder Trump wasn’t happy with eco toilet flushing! Bless his ❤️. He kept flushing but documents wouldn’t go down.
@BETTERWORLDSGT
@BETTERWORLDSGT 2 года назад
You would think someone with so much Money could afford His own Paper Shredder!
@allantorres101
@allantorres101 2 года назад
Like MARA CLOGGO!! That is 45th's place of confusion!
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