Trump Compares Himself to Jesus, Jimmy’s Shock After Japan Trip & Billy Crystal Pranks Cousin Micki

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Jimmy went to Japan with his family on vacation and was shocked to discover that America is a filthy disgusting country, then he celebrated Easter in the middle of the night with his kids, President Biden and the First Lady hosted the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Trump posted 77 times on Truth Social yesterday where he compared himself to Jesus, his daughter-in-law Lara Trump dropped a new album on the same day as Beyonce, our nation’s newscasters can’t believe it’s April, and Cousin Micki gets pranked by Billy Crystal for April Fools’ Day.
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@AllenHanPR Месяц назад

I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.

@DarthQueefious Месяц назад

The benefits of a high trust, homogeneous country.

@dickslap37 Месяц назад

The penalty for theft in Japan is up to 10 years in prison, so it’s no wonder why everyone seems to be so much nicer over there.

@angiebear8727 Месяц назад

Wow. That’s so nice. I think I want to live in Japan.

@HBKJester Месяц назад

black dude would’ve taken it

@lisahannah3175 Месяц назад

That’s actually happened to me in France. I had to change my whole idea of the country

@Kim_Miller Месяц назад

Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.

@dar44445 Месяц назад

Gosh, I laughed until I cried 😂🤣

@dancingruth Месяц назад

Good simile.

@carlwilliams6977 Месяц назад

Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy! Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!

@practicalwerewolf Месяц назад

@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)

@fpshooterful Месяц назад

I wouldn't be surprsied if she worked as a social worker in the past.

@kirstenhockaday9847 Месяц назад

As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.

@JanHubner_db10 Месяц назад

German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!

@piotrplewa1889 Месяц назад

Homogeneous people that all share the same culture. You dont trash your own house

@pierce4026 Месяц назад

0 minorities lol

@scorchedearth4248 Месяц назад

@JanHubner_db10 Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.

@dandy3082 Месяц назад

Homogenous conservative countries that value families and hard work tend to do that

@catherinedunne1799 Месяц назад

I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.

@nobilesnovushomo58 Месяц назад

only japanese live there and the right-wing has been in control for decades.

@Digger-Nick Месяц назад

Great, now stop voting democrat so we can get back on track

@kirkebales Месяц назад

OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.

@loretta5653 Месяц назад

I love her

@philster6383 Месяц назад

@@loretta5653 She is beautiful and a VERY sweet lady

@alexplorer Месяц назад

The real Joe Biden would have been in awe if he had spoken to Cousin Micki. She is a National Treasure.

@wisdomprepper Месяц назад

1,000,000% seems like such a sweetheart!

@quartzimaging Месяц назад

A+++

@SouthCountyGal Месяц назад

Cousin Micki is a treasure.

@erickborling1302 Месяц назад

Sometimes Kimmel's pranks are a little too predatory!

@freya8133 Месяц назад

She's in on the joke though. Nobody is that clueless.

@livewiiiiire Месяц назад

@@freya8133this must be your first time seeing Micki - she truly is.

@tylerwood8710 Месяц назад

She is possibly the most innocently-assuming nice person I've ever seen on television.

@chefmagneto Месяц назад

They are going to give her a heart attack, possibly me too from laughing.

@clairdelune1806 Месяц назад

I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.

@rivierarocket Месяц назад

Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it. Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late. In short...Love Japan!

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives. so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned. if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either. the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.

@jazzmack7647 26 дней назад

@handsome-km9cr Are you ok?

@user-he7ct7pz5p 21 день назад

@@handsome-km9cr 私はカリフォルニア州出身で日本に30年住んでいるが1台も車を盗まれたことがない。日本で結婚し私の子供も車を持ち、親戚もいるが誰も車を盗まれた人が居ない。友人も盗まれた話を聞いたことが無い。私が30年も生活していて1度もなかったことがあなたには何度もあるなんて不思議です。そもそも日本の車はセキュリティに優れている。車を壊せばアラームが鳴り、離れた場所に居ても鍵が異常を知らせ、エンジンもかからない。だから鍵を車に置きっぱなしにしない限り盗まれることはありえないのに、どうして何度も盗まれたのかとてもとても不思議です。しかも鍵だけでなく$5000.00もの価値の物を車内に置いておくなんて、あなたは普段どんな国に住んでいるのか是非教えてほしい。アメリカじゃない事だけは確かだ。とにかく、あなたは車を何台も盗まれるほど日本にとっても長く住んでいる。当然日本語も読めるし、日本語で返答できるでしょう。是非どのくらい日本にいるのかお聞きしたい。返答お待ちしています。

@PeteEllson5656 Месяц назад

The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.

@LindaC616 Месяц назад

Micki, and she is!

@jasonwilliams1713 Месяц назад

I'm glad the Kimmel family got to have that beautiful moment together. I hope they never forget it.

@fortybelow1973 Месяц назад

Yea, I too thought that was a cool story. Quality family time. ❤😊

@LindaC616 Месяц назад

I think that's why my parents used to hide our baskets and make us search for them in the morning😅

@theodorerobert6579 Месяц назад

I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?

@kristinehulet1997 Месяц назад

@@theodorerobert6579why are you being contrary

@deonna9100 Месяц назад

@@kristinehulet1997Some people are just that way🤦🏻‍♂️

@suzannmatthews9857 Месяц назад

Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.

@scorchedearth4248 Месяц назад

That's because it's a homogeneous country and rejects multiculturalism.

@gringopapi6985 Месяц назад

Sounds a lot like Sweden before Somalia invaded us :(

@johnmaki3046 Месяц назад

I JUST HATE THEIR FRIKKIN' CRAP CARS!

@damitzdesign Месяц назад

Total opposite of a democratic sanctuary city like Los Angeles 😮

@goukeban6197 Месяц назад

Why is that, though?

@ilikenachosify Месяц назад

Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there

@jessepatterson1909 Месяц назад

No, dont bring our western BS to Japan. They already got enough after WW2.

@ErichToven Месяц назад

I would take just 1 700th of improvement on American life. Just anything, you name it.

@radiogoodguy6287 Месяц назад

The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅

@pemdechen6300 Месяц назад

Cousin Micki is the sweetest person. Jimmy has some fantastic people working for him and with him 🎉

@marxinkillie1713 Месяц назад

Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.

@TheSundayShooter Месяц назад

I wonder how their immigration policy looks

@riffgroove Месяц назад

@TheSundayShooter Anybody can move to Japan, who wants to.

@LeoBeastmode Месяц назад

@@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.

@TheSundayShooter Месяц назад

@@riffgroove Not _anybody_

@riffgroove Месяц назад

@@TheSundayShooter Let me put it this way... if you or I wanted to, we'd most likely be able to.

@teresitauy3692 Месяц назад

Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .

@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад

He's back Y'all!! We freaking missed You Jimmy Kimmel!! LOVE YOU!! 💜💜

@davegarmendia1717 Месяц назад

Just wondering what Republicans watch Late Night?

@JacquelineFox-xo6jn Месяц назад

Don't flatter him> The spider gag still wins.

@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад

@@davegarmendia1717, Republicans don't live here!! 🙄🤣

@piotrplewa1889 Месяц назад

We only come to laugh at the losers lol. Whats 1 "strength" that diversity brings us?

@arianahoule7223 Месяц назад

Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.

@keithhall2943 Месяц назад

What planet are you on now?

@loyalsmith9795 Месяц назад

Her doing the job she is paid for...at home, it's all me, me, me, me.

@SimbaRobyn Месяц назад

I love that he’s surrounded himself with his family! I think it says a lot about about him as a person 😊

@victormihai3929 Месяц назад

:Like what exactly?

@chetsenior7253 Месяц назад

I think this says a lot about your ability to be conned.

@twiceshy9773 Месяц назад

Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses

@SimbaRobyn Месяц назад

@@twiceshy9773 for us non cynical people it means loyalty, not forgetting where you came from, generosity…

@b-dub6865 Месяц назад

These responses say a lot about these people too. You’re right about Jimmy, though - he’s a good dude.😊

@mollyziegler276 Месяц назад

Your sweet cousin answering in a deep voice for Billy had me in stitches 😂😂😂

@kotonk Месяц назад

I'm an American here in Japan. I think you came at the right time, the weather is starting warm up and the cherry blossoms are blooming.

@thaisstone5192 Месяц назад

The cherry trees are blossoming.

@goodwillhumping7331 Месяц назад

no you're not

@Kenny49ERS Месяц назад

Japan lives on the top of volcanoes. It has to be great there or people will remember they could be dead at any moment.

@trekkiejunk Месяц назад

I live in DC, and the cherry blossoms near me just bloomed last week. I think they'e gone now.

@kathygodfrey3158 Месяц назад

Japan is on my bucket list 🌸

@toverturf9097 Месяц назад

Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊

@LindaC616 Месяц назад

He said they're 6 and 8

@dianep6791 Месяц назад

And pancakes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@irisb7205 Месяц назад

The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

they aren't honest. at all. you must be a tourist

@dominique217 Месяц назад

Jimmy, you ain't neva lie. Japan is truly amazing. 👏🏽

@scorchedearth4248 Месяц назад

Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.

@ktrip2804 Месяц назад

As someone who's been to Japan, I can 100% confirm that Jimmy is right. It's super clean and a lot of people are super polite!

@silentmajority8365 Месяц назад

And near zero diversity

@zerosusaku Месяц назад

@@silentmajority8365 And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.

@gailgomez483 Месяц назад

Facts

@groverjuicy Месяц назад

Karoshi!

@Duncan_Idaho84 Месяц назад

@@zerosusakuSo, they are 4 decades behind us?

@LinFromMinn Месяц назад

This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊

@TeresaCook-de6jo Месяц назад

Oh my goodness, how innocent and sweet can anyone be! She was adorable. A breath of fresh air!

@thaisstone5192 Месяц назад

She came off looking like she was working with a short deck to me.

@kurtsnyder4752 Месяц назад

@@thaisstone5192NO Jokers

@sushirabbit167 Месяц назад

True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.

@breal7277 Месяц назад

Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).

@mattsoca1 Месяц назад

I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.

@Ladybug211211 Месяц назад

You’re so lucky! I visited there years ago and would love to return for another extended period. My favorite country

@mattsoca1 Месяц назад

@@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.

@rvboyett Месяц назад

I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.

@ElBrandenBrazil Месяц назад

I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

i've been here for 25. love and hate it.

@bigtuna4984 Месяц назад

Where can I find a cousin Micki?! She is the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.

@HH-mw4sq Месяц назад

As another commenter commented, they had no idea that Lara Trump was a pacifist. She is such a pacifist, she refuses to "hit a note".

@hazelbickmore4228 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂

@BD-zn7nr Месяц назад

Too funny!!!😂😅😂

@caronstout354 Месяц назад

She's the Florence Foster Jenkins of the GQP...

@lindagorham1409 Месяц назад

Believe her name is Lara

@HH-mw4sq Месяц назад

@@caronstout354 - hahahaha, you are clearly a cultured and knowledgeable person to come up with that reference.

@seanadean424 Месяц назад

Cousin Micki is the best! So gracious and kind. And a good sport!

@dynamicpisces Месяц назад

Cousin Mikki is so damn adorable!!! That bit was hilarious! 😅😅😅😅

@cheska2024 Месяц назад

Cousin Micki is a doll!

@philster6383 Месяц назад

SHE ROCKS. LOVE HER!!!!

@Sunnyhaebaragi Месяц назад

She is so pure!!

@cuejens Месяц назад

Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.

@katherinenortonmalek5468 Месяц назад

Completely agree!!!! The only ppl who think America is the greatest country in the world have never been to any other country.

@chetsenior7253 Месяц назад

I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.

@aufait- Месяц назад

YOU are EXACTLY RIGHT!

@bridgez04 Месяц назад

Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.

@Deiwilldie Месяц назад

America is the greatest country on earth ! Amen

@katesweeney9101 Месяц назад

@chetsenior7253 - the OP was talking about people who think America is the greatest country. You don't. Therefore, they weren't talking about you.

@annmahoneyleslie1894 Месяц назад

Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!

@JackSparrow-gn9be Месяц назад

They need to clone Cousin Nicki a million times. We need more like her in this world.

@LindaC616 Месяц назад

Micki, she's adorable

@kurtsnyder4752 Месяц назад

If I had $1billion, would give it all for a copy.

@JacquelineFox-xo6jn Месяц назад

Hey> Johnny Depp.

@SBHink Месяц назад

What a priceless April Fools Prank on your cousin. Super fun to watch along.

@luzvaldes1030 Месяц назад

That’s the funniest April fool’s skit! Micky is a sweetheart and Billy just his usual fantastic self.

@CrabbyO Месяц назад

"That was my grandpa's favorite joke!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thebagelsproductions Месяц назад

77 unhinged rambling rants! Someone was rattling on the uppers all day 😂.

@joannewitzkowski3407 Месяц назад

Was he texting from church, that stable Christian?

@PennyDavis-cm9tl Месяц назад

Sniff sniff. 😮

@lastjob2011 Месяц назад

Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help. I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!

@thebagelsproductions Месяц назад

@joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity

@chuckwagon7354 Месяц назад

The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.

@steverdms Месяц назад

Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!

@christopherporter2459 Месяц назад

That prank was so freaking funny. I love Micki. She's such a good sport with every prank Jimmy pulls on her.

@kara6320 Месяц назад

Please do more pranks on Micki and Aunt Chippy 🤣Micki is so perfect for the booking department, she is a precious soul!

@Uouttooo Месяц назад

If you do this too often, she will catch up and then it is no longer funny.

@tgeee Месяц назад

I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.

@LostintheTwilightZone Месяц назад

@@Uouttooo He's been doing for years!!!

@patrickkellogg6031 Месяц назад

Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.

@thingamabob3902 Месяц назад

already pulling out the defibrillator charged with vodka ^^

@LAHarris-tj9fc Месяц назад

I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.

@zenenskianna6153 День назад

I feel so glad to hear all the compliments about my country 😊 Thank you very much

@musicinggp Месяц назад

The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.

@raymondwong7674 Месяц назад

Japanese only kind to their own kind don't get that confused.

@annenelson5656 Месяц назад

I heard that Japanese bathrooms even in the airport are as clean as a surgical suite and almost palatial with amenities.

@kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад

America, richest nation in the world, virtually 0 public restrooms. Could we possibly do better?

@lillyanderson3623 Месяц назад

@raymondwong7674 not true at all

@Johnathonsmum Месяц назад

Would rather have germs off shoes, than tinea off some-ones smelly feat

@kemouse Месяц назад

We went to Japan I felt the same. No graffiti, super clean, people very polite and helpful.

@dasstigma Месяц назад

Most developed places are like that.

@MrCarloszeca Месяц назад

And respectful, if someone has a cold, they wear a mask in public, they do not cry about it.

@kemouse Месяц назад

@@dasstigma I thought I WAS in a developed place is the deal and since I noticed a difference then...

@tacticalsapper Месяц назад

Just need to visit the right places. Also a lot of sexual assaults. Not more than in the US but for sure no lala land.

@tatersalad8648 Месяц назад

If only weed were legal there though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@StartAtTheEnd Месяц назад

Cousin Micki has an absolute heart of gold! God bless her.

@Lobster_Dance Месяц назад

I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful. Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

japan is great if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

@Sli8ht Месяц назад

I was hoping Jimmy was going to clown MI Rep. Matt Maddock for claiming “illegal invaders” had landed at a Detroit airport while it was actually the Gonzaga Men’s BB team.

@MariaMartinez-researcher Месяц назад

Impossible. Gonzaga doesn't exist. 😂

@dena6254 Месяц назад

Go Zags!! 💙 🤍

@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Месяц назад

Oh yeah, he totally should have.

@brad3706 Месяц назад

@@MariaMartinez-researcherI live in Spokane, for a few months out of the year, and all my neighbors seem to think it's real...... but they think birds are real too. And Trump's hair is natural. Fox News too.

@grogery1570 Месяц назад

@@MariaMartinez-researcher sure it does, it is a small town in Mexico with the worlds shortest basketball team!

@jeanninerobinson522 Месяц назад

Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.

@doggyviscous Месяц назад

it was his Uncle Frank. RIP

@ScytheNoire Месяц назад

Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing was hilarious.

@TwoTewToo Месяц назад

Cousin Mikki is so sweet and wonderful! What a good sport!

@jacobgood4842 Месяц назад

What’s more funny is him selling 60 dollar bibles I don’t understand why his supporters believe everything he says but argue with the actual facts

@raymondwong7674 Месяц назад

Stupidity has no medicine, that's why

@thebagelsproductions Месяц назад

It's almost like they're in a cult.

@Daniel4646 Месяц назад

It's simply what idol cultists do. So don't be too surprised.

@mistermayonaise Месяц назад

Cos they like what he be LIE veS about.And they are in luck,more to come,stay tuned.Don't suffer from a nice nap-o -lapsy.

@JW30000 Месяц назад

The most important part is the awareness this brings to the Bib le ✨✨✨

@sheraz1001 Месяц назад

Her checking if he is alive and changing her voice were priceless.

@adamlieber6835 Месяц назад

Yes! "I'll be right there"🤣🤣😂😂

@colwilliamnoydb4134 Месяц назад

After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.

@cheeseheadfiddle Месяц назад

Great Easter story with the kids and everything. Perfection.

@DeborahAckerman1234 Месяц назад

Cousin Micki is absolutely Precious!!❤. Happy April Fool’s Day!!

@SKinSKorea Месяц назад

Billy Crystal not over-doing it. . . Nothing over-the-top- well-done!

@2121Tanja Месяц назад

Best prank ever. I love cousin Mikki!!!! She is a rider!!!! Great person.

@WouldYouKindlyGWAR Месяц назад

Japan is so clean and safe. I wonder if big brain Jimmy figured out why.

@riffgroove Месяц назад

Because the people of Japan believe that societal harmony is much more important than the rights of the individual.

@kelleylegault5115 Месяц назад

That woman needs a raise, Jimmy…😂

@heatherwinser66 Месяц назад

I had to watch the April Fool’s prank twice. What a sweetheart her cousin is…!

@AF-ti7nb Месяц назад

Someone gonna tell him why Japan is so nice and clean? And why the culture is so intact?

@zerosusaku Месяц назад

I mean i could tell you that Japan has the same and even worse problems but i am afraid then my little Brownshirt friend you might start crying.

@Digger-Nick Месяц назад

Leftists will never leave their echo chamber

@hanksballoons 18 дней назад

Cousin Mikki has a good heart and a naive nature, the pranks only work because she never gets mad :)

@Omni0404 Месяц назад

In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!

@peterl.104 Месяц назад

Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.

@viktoriagrath2375 Месяц назад

Yeah, many of us in Europe do that too

@ksc743 Месяц назад

And in Africa.

@rustyshackleford3293 Месяц назад

@@ksc743😂 good one!!!

@ksc743 Месяц назад

@@rustyshackleford3293 true story whatever you may think.

@HerdItThruTheGrapeVine Месяц назад

I love Mickie❤ I would adore a friend like her!

@Lomojo31 Месяц назад

I wonder what Japans immigration policy is.

@riffgroove Месяц назад

Very low. Because they already have one-third of America's population in an area less than one twenty-fifth the size.

@Digger-Nick Месяц назад

Jimmy doesn't understand basic math

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

their immigration policy is "no thank you". and it's even stricter now than it was before. they employ poor workers from other countries to come here for six months then revoke their visas to send them back. it's ridiculous. and they don't want them staying or setting down roots, so they never accept the new crop from the same country. always a new poorer country. they invited a slew of people from the phillipines in 2000, then they sent them all back, then indonesians, then sent them all back then vietnamese and nepalese all the same way everytime. it's pretty heartless really the way they treat people from poorer countries.

@riffgroove 28 дней назад

@handsome-km9cr Does that mean that all the Nigerian touts who walk around Kabukicho harassing tourists are getting sent home soon?

@algebarb Месяц назад

She's wonderful! Soooo kind 😊

@TWB-cs1ox Месяц назад

I’m from 🇯🇵and watch your show！ Jimmy, thank you for coming to Japan!

@errgag3580 Месяц назад

It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago Still winning!!

@karenrumney5210 Месяц назад

Are you kidding.... He won the Easter egg hunt at the Whitehouse and he wasn't even there!! 😂😂😂😂

@rtm365bnc Месяц назад

Is it like the way he plays golf, he cheats, those poor kids.

@cdvan15 Месяц назад

It’s rigged I heard he stole eggs from kids

@jongalleog3486 Месяц назад

👹wanna buy a bible ??

@rudolftrost3534 Месяц назад

Because he shot the Easter Bunny?

@alisonsattler6396 Месяц назад

Great monologue! Laughed all through! The April 1st clips were hilarious.

@gypsydee9 Месяц назад

Nikki was great! What a cool April fools joke! Thanks Jimmy and Billy. We all need a good laugh!

@331SVTCobra Месяц назад

Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff. We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.

@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn Месяц назад

Or think about improving access to health care, or even, gasp, consider limiting guns.

@331SVTCobra Месяц назад

@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie. Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.

@thaisstone5192 Месяц назад

@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn You missed the point, Mr. Harrington.

@LostintheTwilightZone Месяц назад

It takes more than government...the people themselves have to stop littering, making messes in public bathrooms, etc.

@JohnDoe-pt7ru Месяц назад

try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.

@iowashots2467 Месяц назад

Jimmy sounds like a great dad!

@AutumnPheonix Месяц назад

Too funny! Happy belated Easter! Many thanks to Billy for being so much fun.... "Nap-o-lepsey".... Too funny.

@sandyedwards2681 Месяц назад

Billy Crystal nailed it with the April Fools joke. So funny!!

@dogsrlcatsdl4524 Месяц назад

.... I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan, but that bit was awesome and with Billy Crystal no less... respect... that poor lady... when she stuck her finger under his nose... legendary.

@judd442009 Месяц назад

Welcome home Jimmy Kimmel! We missed you last week. Glad you enjoyed your vacation in Japan. We loved your April Fools' prank on Micki.

@annedwyer797 Месяц назад

That was a really sweet family Easter story 🐰🐣

@astoerbrauck Месяц назад

Aunt Chippy and Micki are the best, I love both.

@michaelbruce1847 Месяц назад

My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.

@krissy35 Месяц назад

Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.

@crystalkauffman3322 Месяц назад

They are taught to respect their elders. In the US, they can't even teach children respect.

@kittikins1 Месяц назад

Tbh, there are a lot of 'elder' people here that absolutely do not deserve respect, so maybe that's why. @@crystalkauffman3322

@USandGlobal Месяц назад

@@crystalkauffman3322lmao 😂 not they aren’t, they are taught to respect Americans or else 🥱

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine. but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.

@bonzrh68 Месяц назад

OMG! Jimmy where have you been? You're absent the whole week last week! We need you, we miss you!💗

@loveforeignaccents Месяц назад

It says right in the title he was in Japan.

@larrymosher5045 Месяц назад

He was actually running bets for Dodgers Ohtani.@@loveforeignaccents

@jimmyispromo Месяц назад

He went to Japan

@tvdinner325 Месяц назад

Japan. You weren't listening?

@tvdinner325 Месяц назад

@@loveforeignaccents He also claps when the plane lands.😁

@robertgandler3177 Месяц назад

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

@Musthait Месяц назад

+1 about Japan - what an amazing experience! Beautiful country!!!!

@handsome-km9cr 28 дней назад

sure if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

@BilliesGroats Месяц назад

I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢

@kurtsnyder4752 Месяц назад

Could he have seen some "adopt a hiway" group?

@gchukma Месяц назад

He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.

@merannicuill6435 Месяц назад

When I lived in GA, I came to call those highway diamonds. They sparkle in the sunshine.

@southsiren Месяц назад

It's nice to hear somebody address modern slavery. Hard labor for pennies/hour is so obvious people don't wanna see it @@gchukma

@amyjackson8725 Месяц назад

That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.

@damemarthafalker6738 Месяц назад

That was a good prank. What a satisfying chuckle I got when Billy had to run the second time to the bathroom with the 'president' on the line. Too funny.