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Algebra is woke!! That cracked me up

Me as well! It was ear candy!

But he's not lying 😅

@@bigdreams5554 Ronny killed it big-time!

Yeah, you gotta love Ronnie. This may be his best since the flying car bit.

Biden simp

He was born in Colombia, though! He came as a 4 year old.

I loved "The Pest". That was my favorite

@@andrearojas9148 So?

Overrated,almostdisgusting,doesnt represent "hispanics"

He had his own show and it was cancelled

​@@Adreal357 That was a MUCH different show than this one. JL is a wonderful host, either way

He had a show back in the 90s called house of bugging but it got cancelled after about 10 episodes I dig him though.....

I was so happy he was in the menu and his character was awesome 😂

finally giving the latin man some time...

​@@pietrojenkins6901 Latino is not a race, so probably not a "race thing." Lol

@@jdfofree5510 okay .

@@jdfofree5510 Latino is basically all the races mix together, so stay mad

They're seriously discussing making it a permanent fixture, rotating hosts.

I'm over it. One more week and I need Trevor back. The D.L. Hughley week almost broke me 😢😂

Franken was awful tho

I never expected to be treated to John Leguizamo!

agreed!

I commend you for homeschooling your son. And congrats on your daughter graduating from college. Much success to you and your family. I am also preparing for my family to leave the US. Ive met so many expatriates in my travels. They are living their best lives. I am a global citizen and can't wait to live abroad.

@@CagedbirdFree Thank you for your kind words. These last few years I've just been focused on my family and trying to get these kids through school. I basically had no time to look left or right and really take in what was going on around me. Then my dad died unexpectantly early last year and I was shook! It caused me to look around and say to myself, "If I died tomorrow, what would be my regrets?" I realized I had many dreams deferred and had made many sacrifices for others. I took some time to think and decided that I would no longer put off my dream to live abroad. I realized that I didn't need to wait for retirement and that living abroad is easier than I thought. So, I got myself and my kids passports and started doing some research on places to go. My daughter and I will be outta here this year!

@@Kattywagon29 Im truly sorry for the loss of your father. Yet, I want to believe his spirit is guiding you to live your best life. And he is proud of you for ensuring his legacy reigns and soars to new heights. Langston eloquently asked, "what happens to a dream deferred?" Well, if we continue in this perilous American system-- I'm afraid our people will just remain in "slavery". SO glad you awaken to this truth. Please let me know, if you set up a RU-vid and Instagram account of your travels. It would be great to get a snapshot of your adventures. I am sure our paths will cross abroad. There will be no introductions needed--I will know you by your Spirit. Again, blessings and safe travels.

@@CagedbirdFree A RU-vid channel sounds like work! However, who knows what I might do or who I might become once I shake off these shackles!

I salute you, dear lady. Being a mentally sane human in Florida is like a one time achievement nowdays

and 😊 even greater.

Heck yeah. People forget he started as a stand-up comedian and acting in early 90's comedies.

Biden simp

I would love to see John reprise the story of his dad from several years ago that was at the same time sad and so gut-busting funny

Yeah. Energy definitely the key word. TDS hasn't been this genuinely exciting in a very long time.

And John clearly loved the idea of it, with how many jokes he made of it.

I'm from Brittany and i can tell, i do it almost evryday since the protest begin, sometime i'm in the protest, sometime i take a break in a cafe close to it, then repeat.😎First the owner of cafe/restaurant was scared of us, but basically, we let their business running and even give them more clients, so evryone is happy when we begin the protest now.🤣#BigBrain

Yes that was epic frenchness on display!

I think that the French took a page from the British on how to deal with a crisis: keep calm and carry on.

Moulin Rouge is the first time I saw him!

Tell John to look up the word _socialism_ so he doesn't let Anna or anyone else get away with spreading blatant right-wing propaganda on The Daily Show ever again.

END OF THE DOLLAR? Or what awaits those at the bottom of the banking pyramids. This is an analytical article from Asian and Arab analytical services. At the state level, analysts from different countries recommend getting rid of assets in dollars, but what? And why? April 2023 will decide the fate of the dollar and banks in the US, you have a maximum week left. The dollar-based banking system is starting to crumble, with major US banks failing this month, and a number of banks in Europe, as well as dozens of smaller banks in the US, were clearly in trouble. Since the US dollar is not backed by anything (not backed by a gold guarantor), it is not protected by anything other than verbal guarantees from the US government and the Federal Reserve System. 1) And what does it lead to? - most US banks are a pyramid that rests on the money of depositors, in the event of a bank failure, only those who insure deposits will receive money (and it’s not a fact if the government pays this money, but this is also a problem) and those who withdraw first until the cash runs out or they will give the go-ahead to transfer to another bank (but there is a percentage for the transfer) Read what a financial pyramid is and the collapse of a financial pyramid. 2) Guaranteeing the issuance of deposits and keeping the state of banks from bankruptcy - turning on the printing press (injecting cash) If the state asks the federal reserve system to turn on the press to print more billions to guarantee the return of deposits and maintain the stability of the bank, then the public debt of US residents will increase or be inflation of the dollar, which means a decrease in the purchasing power for this money, for example, those goods that cost $ 100 will cost 200 or even 1000. 3) Why world banks are collapsing along with US banks - because they are tied to the dollar, this is the euro, this is the British pound, the Canadian dollar, the Australian dollar. They are all tied to the value of dollars, and that is, if the US financial system collapses, then these countries are pulled along. What to do? - 1) withdraw money first until deposits are frozen, because in this financial pyramid the amount of money is limited and not enough for everyone, because deposits are used and gradually spent by banks, and when the constant influx of new money ends, there will be a shortage of funds in the bank. The top of the bank (the pyramids will never wait and take risks, they will be the first to take their money from the bank as soon as they realize that the bank is collapsing), those who have insured their money with the state can give the money or can not compensate for the full amount of the connection with various excuses. What is the result? - those who managed to stay with the money, those who did not have time to withdraw money will lose their deposits (as Biden said - deposits are always risks, sometimes you earn on them, sometimes you lose) and the bank will become bankrupt. -2) wait for it to print money and pour billions into the bank. Yes, it is possible, but not certain. What is the result? - an increase in the public debt of citizens and inflation of the dollar is possible (after all, printing billions of unsecured pieces of paper will lead to a cheaper dollar, you can see for yourself that the purchasing power of a certain amount decreases every time a new batch of dollars is printed). - but there is a high probability that you will not wait and then you will lose deposits. -3) to do nothing and not to worry - happiness is not in money (well, you will lose your deposits, but inflation will be a little later) Well, what can I say - not long left, some analysts say - that in the first days of April a serious recession will begin in the US financial system. Some believe that from mid-April. But everyone agrees that it is necessary to get rid of the dollar, since soon its value will be cheaper than the paper on which it is printed. It is better to buy precious metals or appliances, electronics and real estate. Popcorn bought and looking forward to))

From House of Buggin' to today. The man is brilliant.

lol, i came here to say "When did john leguizamo get his own show.....😏" it actually was John Leguizamo.

I get that you're saying they hit hard and fast, but I don't love that metaphor, because it makes it sound like they were way less successful or smooth than they were though.

​@@sweezlesquee did you hear the audience ROAR!?! 😊

END OF THE DOLLAR? Or what awaits those at the bottom of the banking pyramids. This is an analytical article from Asian and Arab analytical services. At the state level, analysts from different countries recommend getting rid of assets in dollars, but what? And why? April 2023 will decide the fate of the dollar and banks in the US, you have a maximum week left. The dollar-based banking system is starting to crumble, with major US banks failing this month, and a number of banks in Europe, as well as dozens of smaller banks in the US, were clearly in trouble. Since the US dollar is not backed by anything (not backed by a gold guarantor), it is not protected by anything other than verbal guarantees from the US government and the Federal Reserve System. 1) And what does it lead to? - most US banks are a pyramid that rests on the money of depositors, in the event of a bank failure, only those who insure deposits will receive money (and it’s not a fact if the government pays this money, but this is also a problem) and those who withdraw first until the cash runs out or they will give the go-ahead to transfer to another bank (but there is a percentage for the transfer) Read what a financial pyramid is and the collapse of a financial pyramid. 2) Guaranteeing the issuance of deposits and keeping the state of banks from bankruptcy - turning on the printing press (injecting cash) If the state asks the federal reserve system to turn on the press to print more billions to guarantee the return of deposits and maintain the stability of the bank, then the public debt of US residents will increase or be inflation of the dollar, which means a decrease in the purchasing power for this money, for example, those goods that cost $ 100 will cost 200 or even 1000. 3) Why world banks are collapsing along with US banks - because they are tied to the dollar, this is the euro, this is the British pound, the Canadian dollar, the Australian dollar. They are all tied to the value of dollars, and that is, if the US financial system collapses, then these countries are pulled along. What to do? - 1) withdraw money first until deposits are frozen, because in this financial pyramid the amount of money is limited and not enough for everyone, because deposits are used and gradually spent by banks, and when the constant influx of new money ends, there will be a shortage of funds in the bank. The top of the bank (the pyramids will never wait and take risks, they will be the first to take their money from the bank as soon as they realize that the bank is collapsing), those who have insured their money with the state can give the money or can not compensate for the full amount of the connection with various excuses. What is the result? - those who managed to stay with the money, those who did not have time to withdraw money will lose their deposits (as Biden said - deposits are always risks, sometimes you earn on them, sometimes you lose) and the bank will become bankrupt. -2) wait for it to print money and pour billions into the bank. Yes, it is possible, but not certain. What is the result? - an increase in the public debt of citizens and inflation of the dollar is possible (after all, printing billions of unsecured pieces of paper will lead to a cheaper dollar, you can see for yourself that the purchasing power of a certain amount decreases every time a new batch of dollars is printed). - but there is a high probability that you will not wait and then you will lose deposits. -3) to do nothing and not to worry - happiness is not in money (well, you will lose your deposits, but inflation will be a little later) Well, what can I say - not long left, some analysts say - that in the first days of April a serious recession will begin in the US financial system. Some believe that from mid-April. But everyone agrees that it is necessary to get rid of the dollar, since soon its value will be cheaper than the paper on which it is printed. It is better to buy precious metals or appliances, electronics and real estate. Popcorn bought and looking forward to))

Skid marks ... Nice. 🍻

@@kenhasibar2624 thanks!

I LOVE IT TOO!

He always kills it IMO ❤

Fortnightly? You mean like the video game? LOL. What exactly is fortnightly because I haven't heard or read many people use that word

@@gregscottfordemocracy Fortnightly means every two weeks...Surely you jest?

​@@soiledhalo2296 Fortnite has left the vernacular. I hadn't heard it outside of history class until that game came out.

@@patchez058 How odd. I know many people that work under a shift system and get paid fortnightly.

100 percent!!!!!!

I agree.

That's cause he's the most fluent reader of the teleprompter. Some of the others just couldn't cope, showing us how even the smallest hesitations and mis-reads can completely destroy comic timing.

I wonder if it is adjusted for interest or something. He could've used that $1300 in a way that would be worth more than $1300. For making an upgrade on his car that would've allowed him to sell it for more or something like that.

Santos is a FRAUD

@@Kattywagon29 especially in Brazil. Inflation there was a bit more than in the USA

*Senhor

@@naopostovideos Esta correto senhor obrigado.

Shout to Ronnie as well. His Ninja Turtle and math slams were perfection!

Way better than Seth Myers

​@@playlisthitmaker9913 Hi Mrs Myers.

I second that james!! I’ve fallen in love with every one of them starting with Chelsea Handler! Meeting new favorites along the way!Whoever gets the job, we can’t lose! 🎉

I think Ronny was better

@@Puschit1 Yes, he is the best correspondent. 👍🏼

Same! Had me laughing out loud (literally!)

I close my eyes when hearing his delivery, and I could see Sid the Sloth, wearing a suit and doing the segment. It is great to see a childhood icon in flesh do a show (I watched the Ice Age series growing up).

I agree with you . I’m home recuperating from surgery and this show lifted up my spirits just when I’m feeling so down . 👍

Lucky!

Latinos stand up! ❤

He came to rock out with David's c**ck out.

Glad they brightened your day!!!

Lol total visual..you just made me chuckle, Ken! 😃

Ditto rotf

Welcome to the party pal!

😂

Ok groomer

I immediately thought of that episode too. Can't believe that it was around 30 years ago. The more things change, the more they stay the same...

Simpsons predicted so many things... it's uncanny.

@@jackngo9715 Including Trump as president.

​@@Nocturnalux think it's more a comment on culture. Who's surprised white culture voted in Trump & has issues with David? Some folk *love* their ignorance!

@@Nocturnalux Uncanny we say....

Dorian Gray like

@@marcusgarvey6231 I looked it up. HE'S 62.

@@marcusgarvey6231 - Except he's not evil.

@@megletableWTF…62??? Woww!!

​@@7919AEMyep

unfortunately he's lowered himself for attacks on Trump at the behest of liberal media. sad.

His quick wit is awesome (I know it's scripted but he delivers so well)

​@@sea_triscuit7980I've seen him live a couple of times...he does read the audience and quickly runs with it

So that's how you spell his last name 😂

I was just thinking this

I was To, i was like wait a minute he Benny Blanco like 25 years hago

30 years? he born this way bro!!

Botox?

@@AndyAcker - No, there are forehead creases in evidence. Great genes?

This was about as fun as doing my taxes.

He's actually funnier than Trevor. Of course the show comes crashing to a halt with the terrible side segments.

@Green Ghost. You must live in Florida. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@norshstephens2395 NYC. Where it all seems funny till you actually deal with it. And we all deal with it daily. Stopped riding the subway after I saw a homeless guy threaten to beat some womans 12 year old kid because he was a "white demon". His words, not mine. Just quoting him. Wish I lived in Florida. Then this wouldnt even be a thing. Oh well.

@@greenghostof609 I live in Brooklyn and you have my permission to move to Florida. Otherwise, man up.

Exactly what I did. Saw it and did about a triple take.

@@pdxcorgidad yess!! excited for this week! (and honestly all of them)

@@johnnarenee They've all been so great, and each guest host showcasing their unique types of humor and talent has really transformed this show into a kind of trailblazer.

Nah, ronnie worked much better with Hassan (of course) lol and kal pen... Ronnie has no concept of filter. LOL

I thought the same thing. They have a chemistry.

They're friends

the crowd was great!!

He's outstanding and I'm so excited he's the guest. He's 🇨🇴 though 😉

just don't call him a Mexican......I wonder if those vids are still out there.

​@@echoshadow5😅

John is not Mexican

@@alexpastor8582 you must be too young to remember. Back in the day some reporter or critic said something like "I'm happy to see more mexicans like you in hollywood." Johny boy went on a pretty racist rant against all mexicans. He apologized after a bunch of his shows and acting roles got cancelled or protested. Just dropping a little history on old johnny boy. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

ok, but now i want to see him in a corny sitcom

He had several specials in the 90s and noughts

Man, I know which special you're referring to, "Freak". It was epic.

Freak and Sexaholix were masterpieces. I fell in love with him after those two shows

Meanwhile I’m like “I loved him in Too Wong Fu”. Thanks for everything!

Me too 😊

@Aprile Rains *great idea*

What exactly did you learn from Jon?

@Matti ❤

I learned that you don't call John a Mexican with out getting a rage hate fueled tantrum that would make neo nazis blush.. but that was a long time ago.. in the 90's

Dude. It’s been excellent! I’m so glad they went back to 🇺🇸 Comedians & Trevor Noah left.

@@CJLAKE123 Wow you are glad? LoL

I was like since when, people are so quick to cheer at anything lol

Honestly, I had to call my brother to make arrangements to hand over my Mexican card, cuz I fell for it, too.