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Trump Fan-Boy Matt Gaetz Left Off The President's Team Of GOP Impeachment Warriors 

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As Senators flaunted the impeachment trial rules by sneaking in phones and napping, one notorious Trump backer was missing from the President's team of House GOP defenders, and now we finally know why. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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@suzanne2
@suzanne2 4 года назад
Media should post a complete list of senators MIA, so they can be voted out. 174,000 USD per year and they can't even sit through the most important event of the recent history.
@tonib.3016
@tonib.3016 4 года назад
Absolutely agree 100% That shit INFURIATED me. Try doing that on any jury in the country,just walk on out and see how well that works for ya. Not sure if it would get you tossed in jail but I'm damn sure it would get you tossed off the jury panel. And so should all of the effing Rs that walked out get tossed. Just goes to show that laws are for us little ppl and too many of the g damn ppl in power think they dont have to play by the rules and indeed they MOCK the rules. I am fucking furious about that. I hope everyone remembers in November and votes every single one of the traitoRs OUT!
@cookies3780
@cookies3780 4 года назад
Republican senators!
@lexas1
@lexas1 4 года назад
They all need to be voted out.
@Scarsofevil
@Scarsofevil 4 года назад
They only work 3 days a week too I hear. Actually working, that doesn't include what they do outside (campaign fund raising, volunteer, outeach to their consituents). I understand that they end up working full weeks, but if we fucking pay them for ACTUAL TIME, we expect them to stay in the fucking room.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 4 года назад
@@tonib.3016 Uh... Feinstein is effing D (Me? I'm an effing I... they both piss me off)...
@piotrswat169
@piotrswat169 4 года назад
3 years is 3 too many.
@erickruckenberg8716
@erickruckenberg8716 4 года назад
When Stephen Colbert said spines disintegrates I just immediately thought of that hunch Lindsey Graham has developed
@aliendesign2023
@aliendesign2023 4 года назад
I didn't notice, I must have been too busy looking at the Penguin "Jerry Nadler." LOL
@xmillion1704
@xmillion1704 4 года назад
@@aliendesign2023 - No matter how much you brag about it, there are still a few who remain unconvinced that you're Grand Wonder's mom.
@slaphappyduplenty2436
@slaphappyduplenty2436 4 года назад
Are you 12?
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 года назад
Grand Wonder Nah, that’s too ugly an image but I do agree with what someone else said, that he was busy flushing 15 times.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 4 года назад
@@aliendesign2023 - how old are you? Grow the hell up, ffs!
@jamesfrank3213
@jamesfrank3213 4 года назад
That's fine if they don't want to pay attention, we are, and we will remember in November...
@bereal2900
@bereal2900 4 года назад
Trump 2020
@monnieeeeyt7037
@monnieeeeyt7037 4 года назад
And they blatantly show they give zero fux about doing what’s right
@MexiSword
@MexiSword 4 года назад
@@bereal2900 I endorse. 20 for his lies and 20 for his treasonous acts
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 года назад
James Frank Problem is that the November elections are already being tampered with, so where is the justice? Gerrymandering, voter suppression and misinformation is rife too.
@SpectatorAlius
@SpectatorAlius 4 года назад
@James Frank People keep saying that when GOP Senators do something outrageous -- but then when Election Day comes they forget their anger and vote for the treasonous, oath-breaking incumbent anyway. I hope this time will be different, but...
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 4 года назад
"The puppies still have their balls." That may be one of the greatest insults I've ever heard.
@jayfredrickson8632
@jayfredrickson8632 4 года назад
LOL
@Generalindifference
@Generalindifference 4 года назад
True
@somethingelseentirely8948
@somethingelseentirely8948 4 года назад
Felt the “daaamn” vibe when Cohen dropped some wisdom on geatz lol
@FriendlyRambler
@FriendlyRambler 4 года назад
Yes indeed!
@esblivets
@esblivets 4 года назад
@@somethingelseentirely8948 Z B FTC z mop
@noname.1852
@noname.1852 4 года назад
When you elect a clown, expect a circus.
@noname.1852
@noname.1852 4 года назад
Huh?? Another MAGATARD!?🤨
@tvanbroekhoven
@tvanbroekhoven 4 года назад
@John Days Are you not observing Trump?
@sugarmilk28
@sugarmilk28 4 года назад
@John Days you prove his point 🤣😂 Keep defending the clown who betrayed the US 😒 even if Clinton had won God would still be on her side...MR clown sold himself to evil and evil supports him
@sugarmilk28
@sugarmilk28 4 года назад
@John Days no....it was Russia 😒 don't YOU know anything
@sugarmilk28
@sugarmilk28 4 года назад
@John Days watch the news .... Do you know nothing of the US..Google it😒 Fox "News" isn't actually reliable news 🤣😂
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 года назад
1:49 Three years has been five years too many.
@Enigmaessence
@Enigmaessence 4 года назад
"If your lips leave his ass for even a second, even if its just to put on chapstick, you're dead to him" might be my new favorite quote of all time.
@ameliakittie6009
@ameliakittie6009 4 года назад
Comical, but sadly true.
@christine5868
@christine5868 4 года назад
Rotflmao
@enuphsayd9746
@enuphsayd9746 4 года назад
My god, who the hell would want that kind of pressure? 😬🙄
@liisavarhalla6348
@liisavarhalla6348 4 года назад
Yes it is!!!!
@Fernstead
@Fernstead 4 года назад
I don't think the ass is necessarily where Gaetz's lips come to rest on Trump.
@heynow7989
@heynow7989 4 года назад
I love how the late night shows are calling out the republicans what they really are spineless. 👍👍
@AwakeLazarus
@AwakeLazarus 4 года назад
I’d suggest knitting during the trial, not only can you still listen, when it’s done you have socks.
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 4 года назад
Not to mention how handy those needles are at stabbing someone in the throat!
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 4 года назад
@@jeaniebird999 Thank you both for the badly needed giggle! Of course we do have the sketch artists in house for the practice of "Nap Shaming"!
@squeakeroo1
@squeakeroo1 4 года назад
Can you knit me a matching jumper and scarf please.
@GreenMMs100
@GreenMMs100 4 года назад
And if you can't knit try crochet
@brendabuchanan2498
@brendabuchanan2498 4 года назад
They can't stand hearing the truth that's why they leave
@cymbolichuman433
@cymbolichuman433 4 года назад
Court is damn boring, even when you're in court.
@sunneedaizz781
@sunneedaizz781 4 года назад
they are above the law, for now anyway. i know i will be beyond pissed if trump remains in office. those of us who didn't show for the inauguration should show up in dc demanding his removal. finally giving trump a number he can rightly brag about. (feel better already)
@slaphappyduplenty2436
@slaphappyduplenty2436 4 года назад
Just five more years and it’s over. Spend them in Venezuela if you hate the Peach in chief so much.
@ma-tn7lz
@ma-tn7lz 4 года назад
Slaphappy Duplenty says the person who probably whined about Obama, and he was actually good at his job!
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 4 года назад
Every time you Trump fanboys says something, about a particular subject I can cite articles that can refute your version of reality. www.factcheck.org/2017/09/obamas-final-numbers/ ...and don't get me started about "PizzaGate" Leroy.
@Endlessvoidsutidos
@Endlessvoidsutidos 4 года назад
"AND I HAVE AN ARTICLE 2 THAT LETS ME DO WHATEVER I WANT"...... yeah there's no way that guy's abusing his power XD
@markburch6253
@markburch6253 4 года назад
If we elect 51 democratic senators Moscow mitch is Kentucky's problem.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад
👍"This is America... Here, right matters." -Lt. Col. Vindman 👍"If right doesn't matter, we're lost. If truth doesn't matter, we're lost." -Adam Schiff 🙄 "I don't stand by anything!" -Donald Trump
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Which one would you go with?
@stanmoon8806
@stanmoon8806 4 года назад
@@couragekarnga8735 A, B or F
@Sammasambuddha
@Sammasambuddha 4 года назад
”What is mind? it doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад
@@Sammasambuddha "It's easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled"
@samuelvimes5770
@samuelvimes5770 4 года назад
"we stand by anyone that helps us selling democracy to our owners/donors" Trumplicans
@vipercrb5622
@vipercrb5622 4 года назад
You know we're doomed when our supposed leaders act like high school cliques in a B list 70's movie.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 4 года назад
And worse.
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 4 года назад
It's deplorable and despicable...corrupt!
@jaclynvaudine9514
@jaclynvaudine9514 4 года назад
“Chicken Soup for When You’ve Sold Your Soul” 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@ricardoperez8879
@ricardoperez8879 4 года назад
5:10 *i dont know who the graphics people are on the Late Show but they definitely deserve a raise. The visuals on that book for things to do in the Senate during impeachment was hilarious!*
@EdwardBrickerPianoMan
@EdwardBrickerPianoMan 4 года назад
Ricardo Perez has has has good fun fun now is
@cl8onj388
@cl8onj388 4 года назад
🙄😐😐😐😐
@jodys.7272
@jodys.7272 4 года назад
Nadler had to spell out the 'ABCs' to the Republicans who can't get any further in the alphabet.
@jayscraggs1012
@jayscraggs1012 4 года назад
Need to pick your insult game up buddy
@harlcc261
@harlcc261 4 года назад
@Alex M LMAO
@harlcc261
@harlcc261 4 года назад
@@jayscraggs1012 🤣😂😆😂
@aitotem
@aitotem 4 года назад
Once they get to the D, they suck at it. Specifically Trump's
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Does that include John Kenedy? He does dishonor to that name.
@g0679
@g0679 4 года назад
I’m amazed, even after several years, that the nation’s chief executive communicates to the public through social media and juvenile drivel. It’s nearly as bad as his unwillingness to read briefs and listen to advisors.
@i.m.7710
@i.m.7710 4 года назад
Why doesn't twitter shut him down???
@jsteel8288
@jsteel8288 4 года назад
@@i.m.7710 'cause Twitter knows that Trump and the corrupt, spineless Republicans would tie them up in knots with law suits that would take years to get through.
@chemxfan
@chemxfan 4 года назад
He can't read the briefs (they're written at a 12th Grade Education Level, at least) & he can't hear the advisors (a symptom of his narcissism, he only hears himself).
@someguy6076
@someguy6076 4 года назад
@@andreapeters7179 Erm .... you seem to have added a 'T' and a 'U' to Trump's title. :) #OrangeIsTheNewTreason
@andreapeters7179
@andreapeters7179 4 года назад
@@someguy6076 lol seems i did my bad.
@katelynnehansen8115
@katelynnehansen8115 4 года назад
Anyone here who lives in Colorado: vote Gardner out! He’s one of the senators who voted to not have witnesses or evidence!
@aceberalvarado867
@aceberalvarado867 4 года назад
How or where can I see who voted against using evidence in this trial.
@bernadetteleonard4940
@bernadetteleonard4940 4 года назад
Aceber Alvarado it will be told everywhere!!! Don’t you worry!
@enuphsayd9746
@enuphsayd9746 4 года назад
Please do call your Senators. Don't have time? Use the "5 Calls" app. It's set up for supplied with their numbers. Lost for words? This app got your back. It's simply scripted. One important thing, in order to be counted or tallied, you need to provide a physical address in that state. Tell them No witnesses, no documents, You won't get my vote! At the end of the day it should be for everyone: Service is more important than success; Principle is more important than power and people are more important than possession.
@weiserthanyou2052
@weiserthanyou2052 4 года назад
That, and he hasn’t done anything for his constituents and actively avoids them.
@barry6557
@barry6557 4 года назад
Vote yourself out of America please
@skidfrog
@skidfrog 4 года назад
for comparison...."The Apprentice" got only 6-7 million on average....so.....it seems the people much prefer Impeachment over Apprentice
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
That's how you get Trump to resign. Tell him his resignation would have insane ratings.
@anthonynycholas4230
@anthonynycholas4230 4 года назад
Heh, and remember how the Women's March was one of the biggest marches against Trump? It seems Trump can do one thing: successfully mobilizing Massive crowds AGAINST him!
@skidfrog
@skidfrog 4 года назад
@@anthonynycholas4230 unfortunately almost 60 % of white women voted for Trump last time.....This is why the GOP are panicked....demographic shows that those same white women are not having enough republican babies fast enough.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
lol that's a good way to look at it re apprentice ratings & that will really piss trump off, but how many citizens are there in the US again? Or even more relevant, how many citizens that are eligible to vote? More tahn 11 million isn't it?
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 4 года назад
@@lilaclizard4504 In 2016 there were ‭231,556,622‬ registered voters, there are millions more now, and 11 million is just damned sad!
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад
I wish they had shown the clip where (the now) First Lady Lindsey said this... *"If you want to make America great again, tell Trump to GO TO HELL!"* That would've been fanduckingtastic!
@travishimebaugh8381
@travishimebaugh8381 4 года назад
Sneaking off to the bathroom during an impeachment hearing "High School Senate" sounds like a pretty crappy premise for a TV show.
@jeffdavis146
@jeffdavis146 4 года назад
I would have said "Junior High School Senate". The immaturity of his tweets is astounding. There are actually adults that support him?
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 4 года назад
Well going to the bathroom doesn't sound that bad, considering they were there for over 12 hours. The 20 mins are problematic tho
@erickruckenberg8716
@erickruckenberg8716 4 года назад
Colbert: "The puppies still have their balls." Me: 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
@bubbie3533
@bubbie3533 4 года назад
He's quick! 😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
That joke was underrated!
@14gears55
@14gears55 4 года назад
Also, people like puppies, unlike politicians
@alexminsky1
@alexminsky1 4 года назад
That was wild! On point though.
@SpectatorAlius
@SpectatorAlius 4 года назад
The little puppies still have their spines, too!
@christiandachy5980
@christiandachy5980 4 года назад
"Twenty minutes in the bathroom" : yes, of course, as he was doing what "his" president told him to do "fifteen flushes"!....
@enuphsayd9746
@enuphsayd9746 4 года назад
😂 It's some kind of tribute or salute to the Dear Fuehrer.
@jackadamsdaniels6719
@jackadamsdaniels6719 4 года назад
Christian Dachy gold xD
@ceb1927
@ceb1927 4 года назад
👏👏👏👍
@xmillion1704
@xmillion1704 4 года назад
Was that Article 1 or Article 2?
@rd6203
@rd6203 4 года назад
🤣😂🤣
@JorgeStolfi
@JorgeStolfi 4 года назад
Lindsay had to flush fifteen times, that is why.
@enuphsayd9746
@enuphsayd9746 4 года назад
A salute to his leader. 😁
@BethPeppersCoats
@BethPeppersCoats 4 года назад
These so called Senators are getting paid to sit and pay attention, but yet they get up and walk out. Disgraceful! Disgusting!
@gagatube
@gagatube 4 года назад
C'mon, imagine how boring it is for the GOP Senators to have to listen to their party BS for 12 hours a day - I mean they already know how they're going to vote!
@nathanvoelker2054
@nathanvoelker2054 4 года назад
@John Days Why are you calling someone aunt jemima in a negative way?
@LetsGoBlues314
@LetsGoBlues314 4 года назад
gagatube so do the democrats lol
@nathanvoelker2054
@nathanvoelker2054 4 года назад
@John Days nice one! Using my own question against me? Don't think I said anything about free speech. You are welcome to say what you like but what you are saying is rude and mean to others. Might want to reflect a little on your words.
@helenamirian908
@helenamirian908 4 года назад
11 million viewers isn't counting everyone who tuned in online. I gave up actual TV years ago, as did a lot of people.
@rosejohnson-tsosie2552
@rosejohnson-tsosie2552 4 года назад
“You have to quit confusing a madness with a mission.” ― Flannery O'Connor
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 4 года назад
Rose Johnson-Tsosie This should be my next tattoo.
@kevkus
@kevkus 4 года назад
IT is deeply disturbing that entertainment shows are now influencing politics. I dont care about which side they are on but this is the definition of propaganda.
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 4 года назад
Amen
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 4 года назад
@@kevkus Truth is not Propaganda, lies are!
@kevkus
@kevkus 4 года назад
@@nancystowell4877 That is a misconception. Propaganda is political messaging. Truth is only what you believe, nothing more.
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 4 года назад
There's no phone allowed in the room so Linsey Graham is just checking his grindr (among other things) in the bathroom.
@marsjup964
@marsjup964 4 года назад
See Stephen you are my tonic. I look at your monologue instead of drinking. Thank you so much!!!!!😂😂😂😂😁😁😁💖😭🤣😀🤗
@richiejohnson
@richiejohnson 4 года назад
I have to do both
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 4 года назад
Venus Mack me too
@jameskillalotthewarr
@jameskillalotthewarr 4 года назад
No wonder they didn't want cameras they couldn't control. Seeing the GoP not bothering to listen might inspire some visual evidence of breaking their oath of impartiality.
@ToddHowar.d
@ToddHowar.d 4 года назад
“God will never forgive what we have done” He’s right you know
@ornatusvaranid
@ornatusvaranid 4 года назад
There is no god, the people will never forget what he`s done (hopefully)...
@lyrachle
@lyrachle 4 года назад
sorry, someone else's g-d
@bailodescalza
@bailodescalza 4 года назад
@@ornatusvaranid someone needs a hug🤗 🤣
@Celestias
@Celestias 4 года назад
I hope you spend eternity in the 76th cicle of hell, Todd.
@judyives1832
@judyives1832 4 года назад
Wael El-Ahmady Christians are so sweet. Always wanting to burn people in hell for eternity! Lol!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
Searching 'political clown' brings up 56,789 pictures of Donnie, and not a single one of Mike.
@BethPeppersCoats
@BethPeppersCoats 4 года назад
If the Republican Senators don't want to be there, I will be glad to take there place! 😁
@nathanvoelker2054
@nathanvoelker2054 4 года назад
​@John Days Why are you cyberbullying a smart person who is making a good comment? You don't know anything about her.
@andreapeters7179
@andreapeters7179 4 года назад
As long as we get to convict i would sit there for weeks.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 года назад
* their
@benjaminj.kreger-creative8001
@benjaminj.kreger-creative8001 4 года назад
“The puppies still have their balls.” LMAO!!
@JasonRennie
@JasonRennie 4 года назад
"If your lips leave Trump's a** for even a second... you're dead to him."
@davetindle4600
@davetindle4600 4 года назад
*...and... 3 years is really enough* 😂🤣
@robertcampbell8995
@robertcampbell8995 4 года назад
Why cant senators be bothered to partake in a historical hearing? #naptime
@rstrid5505
@rstrid5505 4 года назад
I believe they don't want to hear the evidence so they can sleep at night after betraying this country.
@jmmerk
@jmmerk 4 года назад
Because they're corrupt. If that judge had a pair, he'd find all of them in contempt of court and put all of them in jail.
@Boomer2332
@Boomer2332 4 года назад
Because most senators are too old and they are going for hours on end
@ichmeiner4531
@ichmeiner4531 4 года назад
@@jmmerk exactly this! I think it's outrageous that they leave the room. They do breaks, they have food and water, they should pull their heads out of their asses and do the job the american people entrusted in them, suck it up and fulfill their duties. It's embarassing that grown, supposedly smart, adults behave like that.
@jmmerk
@jmmerk 4 года назад
@@Boomer2332 not good enough.
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 года назад
"Three years is enough." Three seconds of Trump's presidency was already too much.
@truthspreader3109
@truthspreader3109 4 года назад
Well then the next 4 years are going to be tuff for you...
@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368
@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368 4 года назад
Really? How so?
@christypatton5636
@christypatton5636 Год назад
@@truthspreader3109 Lol this didn’t age well 🤣
@cheriecullum9489
@cheriecullum9489 4 года назад
lindsey spine disintegrated years ago. Actually, I'm surprised he can stand.
@justsaying5837
@justsaying5837 4 года назад
He isn't. That's Trump's hand up his ass.
@DesertEagleV
@DesertEagleV 4 года назад
"My client is innocent, he's done nothing wrong." "Where are the evidences and witnesses?" "We voted not to present them during trial." Seems fair.
@jmmerk
@jmmerk 4 года назад
Nothing says "Innocent," like suppressing evidence and witnesses!
@brickdebrick2167
@brickdebrick2167 4 года назад
Why all these attacks on our president? It's really a mystery to me. The country is doing much better now than 3 years ago. The number of jobs has exploded and we are happier, more united than before. He just wants to do what is right and protect our nation. So why all that harassement against him? The non-stop bullying? Poor Trump. I don't understand why, and it makes me sad😔
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 4 года назад
@@brickdebrick2167 No, it makes you stupid.
@DesertEagleV
@DesertEagleV 4 года назад
@@brickdebrick2167 by the time you start withdrawing from whatever in your veins. Read your own text one more time.
@S.D.36
@S.D.36 4 года назад
@@pondartinc4002 Oblivious to the Elementary Vocabulary, Picking on Dead people,War heroes,Constant lying.......
@KitaBelle23
@KitaBelle23 4 года назад
as everyone can see that those three senators obviously have no respect for the house then they should go home for good! hello! they're fired!
@dragonsword7370
@dragonsword7370 4 года назад
I could have sworn that these offenses were supposed to warrant disbarring from the jurors pool. Day one saw some crazy flaunting against the decorum protocol and I wondered rand paul and the other 8 or so senators didn't get kicked out!
@therhythmkings3357
@therhythmkings3357 4 года назад
firing squad for twump, family & entire complicit gop. exile remains from the country.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 года назад
the rhythm kings resigning would work
@FukcYuo-cy5yg
@FukcYuo-cy5yg 4 года назад
who wouldn’t want to hear schiff for 4 hours right
@MYCHANNEL-on1cp
@MYCHANNEL-on1cp 4 года назад
the squad?
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 4 года назад
We can only imagine Trump sitting at the trial and they're having to give him a coloring book and his phone to keep him quiet. Since those nitwits that couldn't sit through the trial to listen to the truth, how about we give the time off they need and vote every last one of em' out?!
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 4 года назад
Impeachment 1 2 3 Colbert is a genius
@jodys.7272
@jodys.7272 4 года назад
I can't wait for Stephen's 8 years of Bernie impressions :)
@donmoore7785
@donmoore7785 4 года назад
"The puppies still have their balls" Classic Colbert.
@Kanelle88
@Kanelle88 4 года назад
Linsey Graham sounds like evil Mr. Rogers.
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 4 года назад
Ha, 90's Lindsay Graham sounded like Mr. Rogers, "When..you....hurt people."
@colettelee1162
@colettelee1162 4 года назад
The Sith got him
@marybrown7203
@marybrown7203 4 года назад
I was going to say that, but Mr. Roger's was such a great guy. Thanks for saying it for me.
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 4 года назад
@@marybrown7203 No shit, you heard it too???
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 4 года назад
@@colettelee1162 if course they got him... The Dark Side has Cookies!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
No electronics are allowed? So.. definitely no testimony from Pence, then.
@klouddsurferful
@klouddsurferful 4 года назад
Lol. 😁
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
You'll be fine as long as you set him to Wumbo.
@commercialelectric696
@commercialelectric696 4 года назад
James Madison, writing as "Publius," stated in The Federalist, No. 47: “The accumulation of all powers legislative, executive and judiciary in the same hands, whether of one, a few or many, and whether hereditary, self appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.“
@dragonsword7370
@dragonsword7370 4 года назад
We live in a country that had supposed patriotic citizens flip they're collective shite when NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence l, or it was the us constitution. Either way they reacted as trump would and state "NPR is fomenting terrorism domestically! Calling for a coup!"
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 года назад
Trump’s controlling the Supreme Court, and Congress, so, there you go. Vote them all out💙💙💙
@ameliakittie6009
@ameliakittie6009 4 года назад
Well said by Madison and a perfect reminder from C Electric, Thanks,
@Armafly
@Armafly 4 года назад
In fact Trump and the GOP have memorized any single word and it has been their goal since 2016.
@russcollins4762
@russcollins4762 4 года назад
that's a hell of a statement
@fluepidemic9584
@fluepidemic9584 4 года назад
Honestly it just gives me comfort knowing that someone is having the same thoughts about impeachment as me...
@4valhalla898
@4valhalla898 4 года назад
OUR CHILDREN will inherit this mess, IF there is ANYTHING left for them to inherit.
@AussieAviator
@AussieAviator 4 года назад
11 Million views FOX NEWS: Nobody is watching
@erikh448
@erikh448 4 года назад
Fox didn't even cover it.
@lllCTHULHUlll
@lllCTHULHUlll 4 года назад
@John Days"You're fake news." There, I fixed that for you.
@jackjay7211
@jackjay7211 4 года назад
Fox is fake news
@micahbell892
@micahbell892 4 года назад
Jack Jay Fox is not fake knew of anything cnn is
@dlite6999
@dlite6999 4 года назад
@@micahbell892 covert narrcisst coverage CNN lol
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 4 года назад
*Doug Collins:* I'm the dumbest guy in congress! *Gym Jordan:* Hold my beer... *Matt Gaetz:* Did someone say beer? *Brett Kavanaugh:* Say no more, Matt, I'll call PJ and Squee!
@joshbgosh6200
@joshbgosh6200 4 года назад
lol wow!
@yabbadabbado2838
@yabbadabbado2838 4 года назад
Jim not gym you idiot
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
This whole thing is just a mess!
@MandyFlame
@MandyFlame 4 года назад
Yabba dabba Do “gym” in reference to the accusations that Jordan molested athletes in at the OSU gym
@mikekruger94
@mikekruger94 4 года назад
I’d say Louie Gohmert is the dumbest guy in Congress. But yeah, Collins is a dipshit too.
@thechillspot6503
@thechillspot6503 4 года назад
Why the hell is the head of the Supreme Court overseeing this trial not enforcing the law it's an embarrassment
@helenamirian908
@helenamirian908 4 года назад
Young Lindsey Graham sounds like a Southern Mr. Rogers.
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 4 года назад
Hahaha! I thought of Mr. Rogers too!
@xyzzdoe3674
@xyzzdoe3674 4 года назад
If all this behavior is against the rules, why aren't they being held to account? Surely Roberts should be doing that? What a total sham.
@n0ts0B9
@n0ts0B9 4 года назад
Seriously.... I'd like to see them get held in contempt, one by one. Maybe the assholes would put their fidget spinners away.
@musiclover9361
@musiclover9361 4 года назад
Roberts isn't in charge. Any ruling he makes can simply be overturned by the Republicans.
@richbydesignpullupj5842
@richbydesignpullupj5842 4 года назад
You know they put it in alphabetical cause TRUMP is watching and won’t understand 😂
@geraldpotkah1050
@geraldpotkah1050 4 года назад
😂👏
@jonesfactor9
@jonesfactor9 4 года назад
His texts alone hurt people. 😆
@SarahGreen523
@SarahGreen523 4 года назад
Colbert is the only salve for the wounds of this presidency.
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 4 года назад
There is also Bill Maher, SNL & Trevor Noah! The laughs make it survivable!
@seriesjunkie0074
@seriesjunkie0074 4 года назад
It's truly frightening watching a real time demonstration of the answer to the question: "How could Adolf Hitler have done what he did?"
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 4 года назад
Who would have thought living in historic times will be so frustrating and miserable....
@ProctorsGamble
@ProctorsGamble 4 года назад
Terrifying indeed.
@ulrikkahaveron5282
@ulrikkahaveron5282 4 года назад
I’ve been thinking about the similarities between Trump and Hitler’s supporters, too.
@dhFLOOPY
@dhFLOOPY 4 года назад
LAWYER LAWSUITS?!?!
@PK-ez4rl
@PK-ez4rl 4 года назад
dhFLOOPY Freedom of Information FOIA is what she said and what asshole Sekulow pretended not to understand.
@AryaDaFox
@AryaDaFox 4 года назад
Those not taking this seriously should lose their vote and have their seat removed from the total count.
@papaaaaaaa2625
@papaaaaaaa2625 4 года назад
Dear "nonmaniac" Americans, good luck in getting rid of this national shame in the White House. I hope some of the Reps have a spine.
@adnilremlap
@adnilremlap 4 года назад
Mitt Romney has openly stated that he wants to find out the truth and has called for witnesses. He has been eviscerated on Facebook for it. It makes my heart hurt when a man of integrity is treated like trash for trying to defend the rule of law.
@Opus313
@Opus313 4 года назад
"Chicken Soup For When You've Sold Your Soul". It's a bestseller at the GOP bookstore. Also available on Audible, "How to Live With Shame!"
@davida4007
@davida4007 4 года назад
hmmmm nope, they are proud of it
@dahlia8285
@dahlia8285 4 года назад
Lol..."Motion picture coming out in theaters soon."
@michelewalburn4376
@michelewalburn4376 4 года назад
Oh that's a great book title
@KNR90
@KNR90 4 года назад
That audio book won't get much interest. They have no shame. Or conscience, loyalty to country, or comprehension of the future beyond how the next election will affect their financial gains
@r38658
@r38658 4 года назад
After political life, either they leave the country, or do plastic surgeries to hide their corrupt faces.
@justmemadison
@justmemadison 4 года назад
Why isn't anyone talking about Nunez? That worm.
@irishdivajeffries6668
@irishdivajeffries6668 4 года назад
Or Roger Stone and his guilty verdict on all 7counts!
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 4 года назад
Don't be silly, subscribe to the Cow. #DevinNunesCow for all you Nenez news. And yes, it's a real thing, there's a Bovine trolling him.
@OmgAuntySuzanne16
@OmgAuntySuzanne16 4 года назад
justmemadison Nunez is getting it on Twitter
@justmemadison
@justmemadison 4 года назад
@@OmgAuntySuzanne16 I haven't been able to figure out why he is involved in any of this. Honestly, everyone else seems to have a clear (sometimes a little twisted) connection somehow some way and then there is Nunez interjecting himself and doing crazy shit, putting himself on the line for what? Trump...when does he ever interact with Trump? Why is Nunez involved? What's in it for him? My bestest friend growing up is a Susanne, too.
@mone7524
@mone7524 4 года назад
FANTASTIC ! "Impeachment 1, 2, 3's " LOVE IT ! ! !
@markcrume
@markcrume 4 года назад
"A nickel for the phone booth and a zoetrope where it really looks like the horse is running!".
@suebarrow5973
@suebarrow5973 4 года назад
'Connect one dot' lol love it
@creekboi7
@creekboi7 4 года назад
Finally, Graphics Dept is getting recognized! brothers stand together!!
@chalice1438
@chalice1438 4 года назад
Love to see where american tax payer money is going paying senators like this.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 4 года назад
Talen Charlton welllll um the ppl elected them. Blame the dumbass voters
@DevilTravels
@DevilTravels 4 года назад
Considering the age of the senators, there should be hourly bathroom breaks or provide executive Assurance Incontinence Briefs.
@tracyanne64
@tracyanne64 4 года назад
🤣
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 4 года назад
The point of no bathroom breaks is to make them stay on point and wrap it up. At yet there filibusting it for no reason
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 4 года назад
Trump: "I am tremendously opposed to Bolton testifying, because he knows my thoughts. He knows the inner workings of my depraved and diseased riddled mind. He's had a front row seat to my abominable and sociopathic behavior. More importantly, he knows about many of the unspeakable things that I've done. And that poses a threat to my personal freedom."
@syntaxerror9994
@syntaxerror9994 4 года назад
We all know the inner workings of Trumps mind... bears on unicycles mostly
@hbray86
@hbray86 4 года назад
This is what a TDS sufferer hears^^
@kasparov937
@kasparov937 4 года назад
@@hbray86 truth sucks ha?
@jayscraggs1012
@jayscraggs1012 4 года назад
Neato little specualtion
@Hawijack
@Hawijack 4 года назад
hbray86 ,and with DTS see no evil, hear no evil , but repeat everything your Antichrist President tweets.😅 Deranged Trumpturd Syndrome God hates Trump
@abelgerli
@abelgerli 4 года назад
At least when Bloomberg can spend a billion dollars it seems he is a legitimate billionaire 🤣😉
@cesarebachelli
@cesarebachelli 4 года назад
At least his wealth isnt mostly loans
@uainediabhal9689
@uainediabhal9689 4 года назад
Thank you for helping us get through this - We love you Stephen
@Armafly
@Armafly 4 года назад
GOP Senators worked hard to earn that position because finally they can: 1) sleep more 2) lie more (after napping) 3) get paid a lot for 1) and 2)
@enuphsayd9746
@enuphsayd9746 4 года назад
The do-nothing Republicans
@flapkatt6094
@flapkatt6094 4 года назад
Do you know these arse-kissers are paid roughly $174,000/annum? Every year they stay $174,000. I don't earn that much. I never have even though I have an advanced degree in my field. Think what you could buy/provide for yourself and your family with that kind of cash. Better house. Good schools. Nicer car. Knowing you will have money. Now, when it comes to someone elected to WORK for the people are they earning their money? Are they worth it? Nah. I don't think so. IF (as I suspect) this senate cashes out and acquits that idiot, there's only one way to survive. VOTE them OUT. Vote blue. Tell them you are fed up and to quote the cheeto-in-chief: "You're FIRED!" If they want to phuck us with this, we can phuck them by firing them.
@marybrown7203
@marybrown7203 4 года назад
@@flapkatt6094 Working three days in a row seems to be too much for them. While the rest of the population is working to pay their bills, their health insurance, their all too cushy pensions, probably gas and meals too.
@bereal2900
@bereal2900 4 года назад
All Senators
@flapkatt6094
@flapkatt6094 4 года назад
@@marybrown7203 Yes. It's called per diem. Let's not forget, the cost is 100% funded by our taxes. Add in a few special interests who need their help in obtaining contracts, construction, dealing with conflicts of interest-I always look for the cash. Hidden accounts, off-shore money, funding that appears out of nowhere. Corruption. But cheeto-in-chief is just the head of the zit. The zit is deep to the core. He's just the pimple that's going to get popped. OUT of OUR WHITE HOUSE. Sorry for yelling, but I'm a veteran. I have zero respect for these people. General bone spurs is an absolute horror of a human being, but these politicians have placed him in charge. Rather like giving the rats a key to the grain cellar. Geezus, but Americans need to wake up. In 2016, this monster lost the popular vote by 3 million. For 2020, let's make that number 30 million. Gerrymander your voting districts then, senators. You are not staying employed while I still breathe. Yeah, I'm passionate about this. It's important. Vote. Renew the blue. Everywhere.
@boarder6246
@boarder6246 4 года назад
If Bernie is elected, I’ll quit smoking cigarettes. I’ll believe in a future and will look forward to the progression of society. Life needs to evolve, and our time has come.
@mulu2132
@mulu2132 4 года назад
I'm holding you to it
@yabbadabbado2838
@yabbadabbado2838 4 года назад
Your a idiot
@badlydrawnturtle8484
@badlydrawnturtle8484 4 года назад
"If this particular thing happens sufficiently far in the future that I can conveniently forget about this declaration, I'll stop punching myself in the face. If it doesn't happen, I'll continue to punch myself in the face, because I really like punching myself in the face, apparently."
@alancham4
@alancham4 4 года назад
I especially like to punch myself in the face after a good meal.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 4 года назад
SamWize Ganji weird
@jacquelyncollier3904
@jacquelyncollier3904 4 года назад
ABC easy as 1 2 3..... that's how each IMPEACHMENT should be
@shantoreywilkins651
@shantoreywilkins651 4 года назад
👍👍
@stacygagnon6280
@stacygagnon6280 4 года назад
@Elliott Bronstein the Democrats have been working on impeachment for three years!
@mookins45
@mookins45 4 года назад
@John Days yes the Republicans show their true colors now, defying and mocking our Democratic laws and processes. You've come out against the Constitution and now E Pluribus Unum is squashing you like a bug on a windshield.
@charlierec3445
@charlierec3445 4 года назад
"when mini losses" ?????? a fifth grader is smarter.......
@lol-ql5tj
@lol-ql5tj 4 года назад
We need to get out and vote!! Country over party!!
@AliCatGtz
@AliCatGtz 4 года назад
I wish there was a store where I could buy, "Hope" and "Faith in Humanity" because I can't find jack.
@danielb8152
@danielb8152 4 года назад
Have you looked into Andrew Yang's platform? One of his slogan's is "Humanity First" and he lives up to it.
@HudaefCares
@HudaefCares 4 года назад
Jack sank to the bottom of the Atlantic coz Rose let him go even when she said she'd never let him go. *That lying bitch.* Just kidding. 😁
@dakotacross1519
@dakotacross1519 4 года назад
too bad my dad and most of these diehard rep have developed a cult-like mindset that only trump opinion matters and not thiers!
@AliCatGtz
@AliCatGtz 4 года назад
Hudaef Cares? Lol That actually made me laugh. Good quality comment 😂
@AliCatGtz
@AliCatGtz 4 года назад
Daniel B I'm actually thinking about voting for Yang, honestly.
@Tommyoda
@Tommyoda 4 года назад
1:23 • Nadler picked ABC, it's easier than 123. 🙊
@somethingelseentirely8948
@somethingelseentirely8948 4 года назад
I like that it actually started at a time stamp of 1:23 like one of those wholesome memes because after nadlers abc’s comes cohens 123’s
@biffmasterson9786
@biffmasterson9786 4 года назад
Trump need not choose between his daughter and wife, as they are both easy.
@DavidHansson1978
@DavidHansson1978 4 года назад
I wonder if they'll try the clown as an adult.
@drzero7
@drzero7 4 года назад
When Stephen said, "If you dare leave your leave your lips just to put on a chapstick" he should have THEN said, "You're DONE SON"
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
See... you lost most of the Trump base already.. ABC's and 123's were never their strong suit. Maybe try big, colorful cartoon characters.
@rickzeroX
@rickzeroX 4 года назад
@@jayscraggs1012 that's quite a delusion you've made yourself to believe.
@GuyronBarnes-og2co
@GuyronBarnes-og2co 4 года назад
@@jayscraggs1012 Republicans are seditious 🐓🍭's who mimic Donald Trump by felating Vladimir Putin.
@toneyingram732
@toneyingram732 4 года назад
@@jayscraggs1012 you must be on that meth pipe because you are crazy
@harlcc261
@harlcc261 4 года назад
@@jayscraggs1012 keep thinking that buddy. Maybe years ago when some GOP had morals.
@apparentsymmetry
@apparentsymmetry 4 года назад
Awww.... Where'd Jay go??
@aitotem
@aitotem 4 года назад
Well damn, my opinion on Bloomberg's ego just altered. Good on him at least for that.
@MR-pk2gm
@MR-pk2gm 4 года назад
Meanwhile... the rest of the world is looking at US like, “You can’t be serious! You’re suppose to be a role model for the rest of the planet. What on earth can be more important than integrity?”
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 4 года назад
Money.
@TheArchoNils
@TheArchoNils 4 года назад
lol when exactly was the US a role model for the world? xD There is a reason so many countries hate you
@MR-pk2gm
@MR-pk2gm 4 года назад
ArchoNils Privat why is the United Nations based in New York? Why do they call USA the Democratic leader of the world? Why is USA the most powerful economy of the world? Common sense tells us USA has a responsibility with the rest of the world. A “ free world”.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 года назад
It is always money! Unfettered capitalism, where making as much money as possible, no matter who/ what is hurt, and no matter how much the planet suffers, is the way to go. Unfettered by any regulations, which is why Trump is still in office. He needs to remove them all, all so more and more profits are possible.
@MalloonTarka
@MalloonTarka 4 года назад
@@MR-pk2gm Questions one and two can be answered by the information provided in question three, perhaps supplemented by the information of how much of your income from your economy is spent on, ahem, "defence". You do have a responsibilty, no matter how unique it would be for you to live up to it, but that is far from the same thing as being the role model for the rest of the earth. You haven't been that since, I don't know, probably the 60's.
@Alphasnowbordergirl
@Alphasnowbordergirl 4 года назад
For the men in my family, 20 minutes in the bathroom is uncomfortably normal for them. Never met such constipated people
@Terrazona929
@Terrazona929 4 года назад
Best monologue yet Stephen Colbert! Bravo 👏
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 года назад
it's been a long game, but this would be the time for the Worms to Turn.
@fjs456
@fjs456 4 года назад
The correct pronunciation of Gaetz is like Gats, even if he maybe doesn’t know that himself.
@bgmcc907
@bgmcc907 4 года назад
He missed his calling as a Bernie Sanders impressionist. 😂
@faithrada
@faithrada 4 года назад
Adam Schiff is such a beautiful soul... this man is a gift from heaven.
@LetsGoBlues314
@LetsGoBlues314 4 года назад
Jesus Christ, Adam Schiff lies about as much as trump
@jsteel8288
@jsteel8288 4 года назад
@@LetsGoBlues314 prove it, asswipe.
@Miller_Time
@Miller_Time 4 года назад
He sux
@lenasalomone8466
@lenasalomone8466 4 года назад
Drew More , words are cheap ...show us the proof or STFU troll.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 4 года назад
He really is. I didn't know who he was until all this. Very impressive.
@EviePontecorvo
@EviePontecorvo 4 года назад
Every "lol, Bernie is old joke" feels like the death of comedy.
@lauralivingherlife860
@lauralivingherlife860 4 года назад
Trump is the joke of America.
@EviePontecorvo
@EviePontecorvo 4 года назад
@@lauralivingherlife860 Also true.
@pauldecker4630
@pauldecker4630 4 года назад
Look at it this way It's a sign of the fact he (Sanders) has so little to make fun of.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 года назад
I love Bernie, but comedy is fine. It's just a joke.
@pauldecker4630
@pauldecker4630 4 года назад
@@jc.1191 This is also true.
@dafttool
@dafttool 4 года назад
Ask the important questions, like, “Did Rand Paul get his crossword puzzle finished?”
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 4 года назад
@dafttool, and did he use a pen or pencil? 8 letter word for douchebag, R A N D P A U L.
@leehall4595
@leehall4595 4 года назад
After looking at the answer page.
@Terika-
@Terika- 4 года назад
I heard this morning he was doodling and drawing the building of the State capital. From what I have heard..he was pretty good. Maybe its time to change job???
@warren52nz
@warren52nz 4 года назад
Stephen could have made a career as an impressionist. He's really good!
@rodneykelly8768
@rodneykelly8768 4 года назад
You got to Know when to hold them, Know when to pay them, Know when to divorce them, and Know when to run .
@blairhinton7535
@blairhinton7535 4 года назад
Graham spent 20 mins in the bathroom...must have been flushing 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 times
@madbug1965
@madbug1965 4 года назад
We need public protests for Witnesses,!
@zaroffhound
@zaroffhound 4 года назад
To quote from that old song: _When you hear the trumpet blast, Then you know you're home at last. Open up them pearly Gaetz for me!_
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