Trump Keeps Getting Away With It 

Remember kiddos: arguing for immunity is an admission of guilt! Righties know what he did lmao they just dont care

The Fact The Supreme Court is even considering this shows how little Credibility those clowns in bathrobes have.

"What are you looking at, Smoothskin?" - Trump's lawyers

Let’s face it. If Trump wasn’t a crook we wouldn’t be discussing immunity.

If Trump is innocent why would he need immunity?🤔

Who knew we’d be debating whether or not America is ruled by a king in 2024?

Fucking Darth Vader over here defending Emperor Pamper-tine.

Unironically Biden should make a public show of “speaking with” seal team six over “security concerns”. I’m not saying he should do _the big funny,_ but rather a show of force to let republicans know if they fuck around they *will* find out.

“What’s the matter smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?” Ahhh voice

This is not trump getting away with it, plain and simple its a dereliction of duty for those who refuse to hold him accountable.

I wanted someone to bring up the absurdity that the lawyer says "well, the army wont follow an unlawful order" is in no way relevant when the question is "would that order be unlawful"

Trump’s lawyer sounds like he smoked an entire factory of Newport cigarettes.

It would be so amazing if they'd sub in "Joe Biden" for "Donald Trump" when asking if the president can get away with these things. That argument would change so fast 😂

Gerald ford: i am now your president Gerald ford: and my first thing is to pardon Nixon

We are a toe nail clipping from fascism.

That lawyer sounds like if Jordan Peterson chain smoked for 20 years.

*Does coup, installs puppet courts. Surprised Pikachu: -How does he get away with it?

"I can't see. Are we boned?" "yeah... we're boned."

I’ll only be surprised if he actually does receive any real consequences for his actions. Not gonna lie, I fully expect him to walk free at this point. I have absolutely no faith in the shit show we call a ‘justice system’ around here.

Amazing how I used to think that McConnell was the absolute worst and now it's like "well, he's a piece of shit but at least he wouldn't burn the country to the ground". We are so fucked as a country.

My man out here preparing the auto tune for his republirap career.

You only need immunity if you break the law.

"He can't keep getting away with it!" -Jesse Pinkman

The Supreme Court's goal in all this has always been to delay. Ruling after the election would be safer from igniting a constitutional crisis, in their view.

Jesus Christ, this guy sounds like a Ghoul!

Perfect showcase for “rules for thee but not for me”

At this point vigilantism is becoming more likely.

When you gotta defend Trump in the courts at 8, then do some Fallout voice acting at 9.

RFK is Trump’s attorney now?

“When you’re [the President], they just let you do it!”

When Trump smiles, an animal is abused.

well if chain smoking Palpatine says it's ok, then good enough for me.

Thomas should be recusing himself considering his wife’s support of the Big Lie.

I fucking hate the Supreme Court.

Wheres the GOP outry of "activist judges"? Wasnt that one of their mantras not too long ago?

The Sussy Court is trying to bail Trump out again

Biden has the chance of doing the funniest thing ever

Definitely agree about early statements regarding ACB, Kavanaugh, and Gorsuch when it involves tribal rights. But oh my f***ing goodness, Sam Alito, what a monster. I hate that we share a first name.

3:02 "I AM THE SENATE" - Mitch McConnell (he/him) probably

His lawyer sounds like an elderly Steve-O lolz.

Why are we letting Daleks argue in front of SCOTUS

Did he sell his soul? Is he a chosen one or something? How does he keep getting away with everything?!

Can someone give the lawyer a losange? My throat hurts now. Damn.

Hopefully Legal Eagle going through this will make me less angry.

His lawyer sounds like he's calling in from a phone with a bad connection while also underwater.

Justice to a poor man: 1. You get put in jail. 2. You can't afford bond. 3. You have to take a plea deal or wait in jail longer than the crime you're accused of. Justice for a rich man: 1. You get a picture of you taken in the jail's lobby then go home on bond. 2. You delay your trial by a year or two. 3. Coin toss on whether you lose your trial or your lawyer finds the most BS made up loop hole ever. 4. If you lost your trial, you infinitely submit appeals until either the prosecution gives up or you die of old age.

That John Sauer guy sounds like he's about to call her "Smoothskin" 💀

It’s to be expected that a court bought and payed for by the hedge fund and oil fracking class cannot allow a traditional rich person to face consequences, especially a rich person in charge of how much they pay in taxes.

He can't keep getting away with this - Jessie Pinkman

You gave me a heart attack, thinking that they ruled he’s absolutely immune here lol

This has to be some kind of comedy to have the evil bad lawyer guy have such a comic book evil voice.

I can't believe Trump actually got a Dalek lawyer, wow.

It’s insane they might give trump immunity

Oh christ. Imagine if this RFK guy came into power. You Americans would be ‘graced’ with his mellifluous voice during his many speeches. 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽

Sauer is a perfect example of why people hate lawyers.

Appeasement at its finest

The Supreme Courts authority stems from the will of the people in practical terms. SCOTUS can claim that their authority comes from the Constitution or the other articles of government but those things only exist as instruments of the people and those instruments only have power because the people grant them power. Supreme Court justices and presidents alike are servants of the people. And both are subject to the laws that we agree govern us all. If the Court takes any other position, it will unfold in one disaster or another. That’s just my feeling.

Listening to his lawyer is anyone getting if Gonzo smoked a pack a day vibes

A chatter said “he sounds like they already hit the button.” 💀

Ok, the President has complete immunity. Dark Brandon sends every Republican to Guatanamo for 50 years minimum and makes himself unimpeachable, therefore he cannot be punished for doing it.

It is now a crime to walk to the Capitol to talk to your members of Congress. The court has lost its friggen mind!

One of Trump's lawyers is Santa's evil twin. He asked to be paid in milk and cookies, but Trump still won't end up paying him.

Trump's lawyers sound like the ghouls from New Vegas

I didn't know trump's current lawyer was a velociraptor

say what you will about that guy's voice, it sure helped me keep hydrated

Biden better get that SEAL Team 6 together and test the immunity claim

Its criminal that Thomas is not recused!

5:47 HES A FALLOUT GOUL!!!!! Like actually!!!! 😂😂😂 Man’s is a sideline character, a companion lol

Trump's lawyer sounds like my 70 year old aunt who smokes a pack of Marlboro Golds a day.

Every time Trump's supervillain lawyer starts speaking I'm in tears laughing

I can't belive no topd me RFKjr was trumps attorney

It's important to remember the appointments by Trump were hand pick by Mitch

The right leaning judges’ position is that the jury system (and also judges in the case of a bench trial) doesn’t work. That’s the only conclusion that supports their position. They should just come and say it. For people they like, it would be unfair to let anybody sit in judgement based on facts presented to a grand jury and then to a petit jury, and if they think that they should resign, because that is the foundation of the legal system. That is what would prevent “political prosecutions.” They had some abuses in the Trump administration, and juries took care of those: see the Durham Report for but one example.

You folks know that scene in Mars Attacks where they dispatch the entirety of congress into ash? That's a great scene isn't it? I certainly don't know what made me think of that scene at this very moment. It's quite a mystery why i'd start thinking of that scene all of the sudden...

5:13 But why does Trump's lawyer sound like the announcer for the droid army in the OG Battlefront games?

Trumps lawyer sounds like my middle school band director

Biden just needs to seal team 6 trump already.

Sorry that Jack Smith and the fascist left mistimed this trial. Can't use this one to stop Trump now.

Didn't we start this country specifically to escape the rule of kings?

Good luck trying to be reasonable with people who think facts are merely what you accept as such and nothing more. Goodbye to the rule of law in America.

If trump has immunity, so does Biden. I'd be a bit worried if i was called trump

The lawyer needs a cough drop or a glass of water. The dude sounds like he's choaking on air.

If Trump wins immunity - my only wish is the democratic president not being afraid to abuse it.

What the US government should have done is just to cede that a sitting president is immune to any legal actions against him, then remove the SC and Trump, then pretend that the government is still democratic. Would save us a lot of trouble this way.

All this is baffling to me. I am from germany and this whole trump thing is just ridicoulus.

Why does Trump's lawyer sound like the bad guys in Dark Crystal?

Huh. The ghouls sound like ghouls.

This country is so fucked

Im wondering if shes asking about the hypothetical selling on nuclear secrets because Trump actually sold Nuclear Secrets.

"Ten packs of gravel and glass shard cigarettes please." - a quote by that guy with the voice.

Getting away with it??? Dude just had to pay 150 mil, got indicted 90 times and spends most of his waking hours in court ffs

Bro sounds like RFK. Lmao

It’s HIGHLY unlikely that they’ll say he has immunity, but they will probably continue to delay for him

I left my computer and came back to the clip of Trumps lawyer and I thought my headphones were broken because his voice is so burnt

What's going on right now is this: A soccer match is happening. Trump gets passed an offside, deliberately trips a player who caught up to him, whips out a fucking handgun and shoots at the goalie before making an attempt at the goal, the players on the opposite team turn to the judge screaming for the judge to do something about it, but the judge is literally sweating profusely as he desperately tries to look like he wasn't paying attention and promising he'll "look into it" AFTER the game is over. I mean it's literally like the fucking judges in that One Piece Foxy arc, just pretending not to see how their own guy is cheating!

So, if the president set up a gulag in Alaska and sent a few Supreme Court justices to it, would that be covered by presidential immunity?

Remember that the system was exactly designed for people just like DJT. He has every single privilege to trump any charges. And the more you have, the more you can get away with.

Next lawyer Trump will hire will sound like a Dalek.

Really, trump's lawyer sounds like he had a springlock suit accident.

Trump's lawyer is unbearable to listen to