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Here is a quick translation for the video: Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la-lalla-la-lal-lal-la. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪ Obama: ahem* Donald! Trump: Fred? Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations. Trump: I've been very busy as you can see. Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help. Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important. Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know. Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again? Obama: It's about North Korea. Trump: Ah. Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them. Trump: I have never offended nobody! Trump: If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman. Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife. Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool. Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys. Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended. Trump: Try it out! o/ Obama: I don't want to bash your mother.. Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey! Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about. Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes. Obama: Everyone has something in common. Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press. Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere. Obama: -_- Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^ Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other. Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived. Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un. Audience: *Applause. Trump: Ni Hao. Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and... Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger! Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now. Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want? Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES! Obama: That is a good start... Donald? Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after. Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much! Obama: ..that they give up on.. Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea- Obama: North Korea. Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October. Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons! Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price. Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations. Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one. Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA! Trump: Who even believes that? Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD! Trump: Is that true? Obama: Regrettably, it does. Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that? Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants. Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either? Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE! Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that? Kim: Which one? I have like NINE! Obama: Remember, We don't judge. Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes? Obama: We instead give constructive critisism. Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!? Obama: I have never said that. Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country? Obama: Well it is not. Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY! Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪ Kim: And I want to live in the USA! Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what? Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING? Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes. Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there. Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT! Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now. Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL! Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas. Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away... Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say... Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again. Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two. Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this. Trump: Ur mum was done! Kim: Ur mum still IS! Trump: Ur mum saw hunger! Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get CLOSE! Trump: And you are short and fatty! Kim: And you are old and ORANGE! Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
Tosi mahtava sketsi, jossa nähtiin Mikko Penttilän esittämä Donald Trump ja Ernest Lawsonin esittämä Barack Obama. Kiti Kokkonen oli aivan mahtava Kim Jong-unin roolissa. Pisin Trump -sketsi koskaan. :)
Hauskalla tavalla ironista, miten tässä sketsissä ”Trump” sekoittaa Pohjois- ja Etelä-Korean; kun joitain vuosia myöhemmin Kamala Harris teki epäironisesti juuri tuon virheen, mitä Trump kommentoi: ”Pahimpia virheitä, joita olen nähnyt.” 😅.
Tässä on pikainen käännös yritys siitä huolimatta. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la lalla-la lal-lal-la. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪ Obama: ahem* Donald! Trump: Fred? Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations. Trump: I've been very busy as you can see. Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help. Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important. Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know. Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again? Obama: It's about North Korea. Trump: Ah. Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them. Trump: I have newer offended nobody. If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman. Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife. Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool. Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys. Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended. Trump: Try it out! o/ Obama: I don't want to bash your mother.. Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey! Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about. Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes. Obama: Everyone has something in common. Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press. Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere. Obama: -_- Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^ Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other. Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived. Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un. Audience: *Applause. Trump: Ni Hao. Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and... Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger! Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now. Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want? Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES! Obama: That is a good start... Donald? Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after. Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much! Obama: ..that they give up on.. Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea- Obama: North Korea. Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October. Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons! Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price. Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations. Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one. Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA! Trump: Who even believes that? Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD! Trump: Is that true? Obama: Regrettably, it does. Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that? Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants. Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either? Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE! Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that? Kim: Which one? I have like NINE! Obama: Remember, We don't judge. Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes? Obama: We instead give constructive critisism. Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!? Obama: I have never said that. Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country? Obama: Well it is not. Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY! Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪ Kim: And I want to live in the USA! Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what? Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING? Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes. Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there. Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT! Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now. Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL! Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas. Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away... Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say... Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again. Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two. Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this. Trump: Ur mum was done! Kim: Ur mum still IS! Trump: Ur mum saw hunger! Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get close! Trump: And you are short and fatty! Kim: And you are old and ORANGE! Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
Obama on arka aihe näille vassareille. Hyökkäsi presidenttikaudellaan kahteen maahan ja laittoi valtiontalouden persiilleen, jonka seurauksia Trump nyt korjaa. Täytyy sitten omaa pahaa oloaan purkaa tällä tavalla.
