Remember when Trump said we should elect him so the US would no longer be represented by a laughingstock? I should have bought some laughingstock before the stock split.
Nope, I don’t remember him saying that. But I do remember how he said that if Hillary was elected, her presidency would be mired by investigations. Lol
That's probably part of it. He does hold grudges. Plus I'm sure he thinks of the windmills as an Obama/Hillary thing and we all know he must compulsively defy anything they're for simply bc they're the enemy in his mind and his followers.
Seth left out the part where Trump this week claimed to Angela Merkel that his father was born in a “very wonderful part of Germany.” Fred Trump was born in New York in 1905.
And his Grandfather was a German draft dogger. He didn't have bones spurs. Instead he got rowing arms syndrome .. This caused him to board a ship to America. He sat by a port hole window flaying his arms the whole journey.
To be fair, he was probably talking about his grandfather. But I wouldn't put it past T to claim "he knows what he was talking about, he was there when it happened".
@co coco well, it is common for people to forget where their father was born. Yep, I just forgot where mine was born, nope, I remember again, well I just forgot again.
Well, those are OG windmills because obviously electricity is a relatively new development in human history; however, definitions evolve over time. Merriam-Webster dictionary says (of windmills): "especially: wind-driven water pump or *electric generator* ."
"ranting about things he hasn't the slightest clue about but is convinced he's an expert of" So more than half of the country then. I have been guilty of the same ignorance as well.
for those that dont know what reverse psychology is, that is how the devil works. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 3, then 4. its not my opinion, it biblical
@@bigh7777 Lol the Presidency is a figurehead position like the royal family. It's just all for show, everything Trump has done can be *undone* same as he's done to Obama's executive orders out of retributive spite rather than patriotism. The Legislative and Judicial bodies of government are the only branches that matter. The Executive branch should be chooped off like a dead limb before it causes sepsis. Are you somebody important or recognizable though? *NO.*
At some point, STD's go beyond medication. And considering all the sperms that "judge" Janine Screecho has killed, she definitely qualifies as an STD. Even if (thankfully) she and sex don't mix.
james Sutton I like i suscribe she scared me over the Atlantic I am having such a laugh here in France she really needs to see herself in a miror pathetic Greetings to you all from a French Support
@@sweetydeerhound4075 Thanks, though actually I'm Canadian. I've been watching in horror and a perverse fascination the bizarre presidency of the past few years. I like America, hopefully my neighbours will get back to normal once he's out of office, when someone sane is in charge. I remember a political commentator in 2015 mused that a Trump presidency would be like a whitewater rafting trip; those who make it through it are going to have some wild stories to tell their kids one day.
I see parallels to North Korean news anchors and bible-thumping preachers. Are they trying to exploit some sort of zero-day of the human psyche? And if so why isn't it working on all of us?
@@jamessutton3461 I m not that ambitious. The US has had very few actually sane presidents in the last few decades. I would settle for a semi-literate republican or an average democrat. We are not expecting a saint to be the president or the president to be a saint. Somebody who could occasionally make it not about him and occasionally tell the truth would be great.
Enh at least nuclear holocaust would get rid of all the insanity. Instead of fearing politicians we could fear giant irradiated wolf packs stalking the streets.
For trumps information and others in Denmark we have 41 % of our power from wind power. And we do not listen to whiiiiir or shuuuush or have cancer explosions around windmills
@@crisr615 Well, they think "good for the environment" means "globalist conspiracy to put us in hobbit homes (gulags) and breed whites out of existence."
He is still seething because his golf course in Scotland has had Wind turbines erected near it. He still owes millions for the illegal damage he caused there with an environmental disaster to the wetland area.
Oh - nonono. It's just the Deep-State-gouvernment-conspiracy-FakeNews-worshippers-of-theDevil covering everything up and blame all those cancer cases on poor clean coal and stuff.
What do you mean she sounds a bit crazy? She IS FREAKING MAD, the mad woman who talks to the fairies and aliens and has a conversations with God... She would be on meds if she was normal folks, but we allow her quirks because she has money: nobody wants to upset the family's rich auntie, and certainly not Fox "News".
She's a raving lunatic who by the way was married to someone who committed fraud and was sentenced to jail. Just like Trump she has stiffed people when it comes to campaign contributions, and according to a source she owes over $500,000 for her failed campaign. This woman needs enough bull tranquilizer to take down a stampeding elephant.
I edit a children’s magazine. Some of my work is typing up kids’ story submissions, which can be pretty messy, but I’ve gotten good at it. I genuinely wouldn’t be able to transcribe Trump’s speeches if I tried.
Attacking windmills. Ok Mr Quixote. Maybe not a good comparison. I remember Don Quixote being likable, although kinda ridiculous. This Don is ridiculous, but pretty unlikable.
I lost it when he said he was worried, that the speech, he was making on TV, was going to leak to the media. I almost snorted milk through my nose. I know I shouldn't laugh at an aging man who's losing his mind, but he is also our representative of the American people, and I couldn't help but laugh. I feel that my reaction to Trump went backwards. 2016 - Anger 2017 - Deep sighs and fear 2018 - Chuckles and eye rolls 2019 - Laughing and snorting milk out the nose We need a new leader and representative. I'm not holding my breath, but I do pray that we get Trump out of office after 2020. Please?
TheTravelingStrawberry I can’t even. His tenuous grasp on reality is slipping to a dangerous level. I’m with you on your fluctuating emotional scale. I need chiropractic work from shaking my head so much. 🤦🏼♀️
Flacid House He did try to say "I can't even" but all that came out was "I, uh, canuh... teevin. You know teevin.. nice guy. Windmills, rr RRR RRRR, BAD"
Is cause Hes NOT FUNNY, and if u haven’t noticed lol bias….2 sides to every story if someone or group only gives one you should get your information elsewhere. It’s doesn’t bother anyone else that one side is being completely alienated? That doesn’t lead to a better country
Steph J and so shouts a hater and a fool pimping for tRumpf the 5x draft dodger coward, serial adulterer, compulsive liar, 6x bankruptcy scammer, in debt to *70* banks incl RU, tax cheat, charities fraud, KJU-loving, Putin-OWING traitor
Mister Phantome : You have to watch out. Some people reading may not be native English speakers and don't understand American ways of speaking or sarcasm. Don't think sarcasm exists in other languages.
@@Tippy2forU How American of you to think sarcasm doesn't exists in other languages. My god, you people need more help than I initially thought. At least you voted that orange obese retard out; that's a good start.
The transcription brackets besides "oringes" [origins] at 3:30 are the best. It basically means that /oringes/ was the president's way of pronouncing [origins], meaning what they wrote down there was literally phonetics without the extra alphabet for speech symbols.... that stenographer made his own sociolinguistic sector called Trump..... So yes, he definitely hates him.
tihzho She is definitely the Alex Jones of Faux News! There is something definitely wrong with her, but more importantly, the Oringe dude in the Whitehouse. PS one of the best A Closer Looks in recent times. Love ya Seth!
Geo Smith ... if you were actually following reality and not right wing propaganda it would be easier to talk to you. Quote: “The Gateway Pundit is an extreme right news and opinion website that is not afraid of conspiracy theories and the occasional publication of falsehoods (see analysis). The website was founded by Jim Hoft in 2004 to “speak the truth” and to “expose the wickedness of the left.”” mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-gateway-pundit/ I always like to check my sources before posting them as fact. The link you posted is highly partisan and biased. It distorts and lies for the benefit of the right wing. I should remind you that Seth’s routine is a COMEDY ROUTINE and is not meant as a barometer of absolute truth ( but is a good source of stuff to do an independent investigation of).
Ugh... Pirro is back? Everytime a clip of her is on my pets start freaking out. She sounds like a post-apocalyptic cult leader announcing "THE EXECUTION OF THE HERETICS!". She sounds like if Pazuzu from the exorcist possessed a white woman who "Wants to speak to a manager now".
Trump's so obsessed with Hillary, I've long suspected every times he goes after her, that's him metaphorically pulling her pigtails because he like likes her (and because he values his life too much to try and grab her by the p****).
At the beginning, you notice how he explains what he's saying when he says "oranges": he immediately says, "the beginnings ", afterwords. That, to me, says he knows he used the wrong word but can't think of the right one. A clear sign of dementia.
Or... hear me out now... he's just a complete fucking moron. It's so easy to identify words and concepts that smart people around him feed him. It's like listening to a child that learned a new word they repeat over and over again. He doesn't have a mental health issue. He's just stupid. So stupid in fact, people are confusing it with dementia.
Do you really think that Trump would know what a turbine is? He would probably think that you were talking about turbins. And then have some sort of complaint about muslims. We have to get it simple for the stupid people.
Terry W ... Thanks for that! Just looked it up and the full quote is: “A Radical is a man with both feet firmly planted--in the air. A Conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. A Reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards. A Liberal is a man who uses his legs and his hands at the behest--at the command--of his head.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt. ... awesome. We should spread the full quote around.
There's another that can fairly be applied to Trumpists thinking Individual-1 is the best ever "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.
Anthony Nycholas ... and that is pretty much what Stephen Miller (Trump’s Senior political advisor at the age of 32, not even old enough to be president)said during an interview on Face the Nation. “The powers of the president to protect our president are very substantial and will not be questioned,” Stephen Miller is extreme far right and his views are absolutely horrible to the very fabric of this nation’s ideals. "Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all." .... obviously Miller likes to worship at the white Far right Nationalist altar and wants to impose that viewpoint on us all. The irony is that “when his great-grandmother arrived in the US in 1906, she spoke only Yiddish, the historical language of the Ashkenazi Jews of Eastern Europe.” This is like a friend of my son’s in high school that is Mexican-American, joined a White Supremist group and had a Confederate flag in the window of his pickup truck. 🙄
@@mscloudherder329 "Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all." That's proof that Miller is the new Sarumon to Trump's Sauron (or maybe the collective far right is the real darkness, and Trump is just the physical manifestation). "One Culture to rule them all, One Culture to find them, One Culture to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." It would be funny if it wasn't proving more and more to be an apt comparison.
@@CornishCreamtea07 You said, "to be fair". If anything, that's unfair. It's not fair at all that it should be relevant to bring up what other people incorrectly call something when someone else is pointing out it's proper name. Since they are making a correction, we can assume they already acknowledge that a lot of people call them windmills, incorrectly. So your comment would seem redundant, unless you were trying to suggest that it's ok to call them windmills because a lot of people call them that
I love this show! And I gotta say, who would've said, pre-trump days, that for 2 solid years, every single day would be the exact same subject for the show, and every single day it's fresh material and always damn funny!! Great show!!!👍👍🇨🇦
I love the jokes and that is what makes him so scary. Instead of being terrified of the things this man is doing, it has become a running joke. Who takes a joke seriously? But, he is still #45. This isn't funny anymore.
@@erinhenry2 yeah, I get that. It stopped being funny when he started threatening your nuclear-toting adversaries over twitter. I am not American, but I live less than a mile from Detroit, so I'm paying more attention to your politics than I ever have before this administration. I do hope you guys can get thru this with as little further damage as possible. Every American I've met travelling thru your country has been very pleasant. I can't think of any instance of travelling over there where I've ever had an issue--even at the border. Thoughts are with you guys, there are more against him, as well as the party at this point, just keep 'hanging tough'🎶🎤👏😁👍👍
'Oringes' sounds like Betsy DeVos' new school lunch fruit substitute, made mostly of shredded documents and that stuff the janitor sprinkles on puke stains.
The ironic thing about her "opening statement" schtick is that the moment a real lawyer tried that in a real court, he'd be tackled by the bailiff and possibly charged with contempt of court. You don't get to just yell at people, and it's even worse for someone who calls herself a "judge".
I would suggest not trying to imagine such a person. They obviously do exist. I think they look like a blob with Rush Limbaugh's hair, Alex Jones' gravelly voice, Sean Hannity's jaw and Tucker Carlson's crossed eyes. That's the stuff of nightmares, literally.
She's like the weird neighbor who constantly rants at full volume in the front yard about how cats are the embodiment of all evil and yells about getting ALL HER FOLLOWERS to perform an exorcism on you, your house, and all your animals. And you don't even own any pets. She's the closet meth head you didn't realize was one when you first met her, then suddenly went postal for no intelligent reason. And it goes on all day and all night. Spooky.
how could that retard be the potus ! i cant belive that he is about getting a second time while the whole world is laughing at him, america deserve someone much better.
A few things: 1. Judge Janine (I am not even going to bother getting her name right) is scary. Why is this relic still on TV? 2. Seth was on fire tonight
Especially after she called a woman who wears a hijab "adherent to sharia law." I'm sorry, but doesn't your country have freedom of religion? Disgusting
*lol* expecting logic conclusions from people who would boo when Trump bashes the "elite" and cheer when he calls himself "elite" 5 seconds later. Those people don't use higher brain functions to make decisions.
My dear, please, please find other resources. America hating, Trump hating people are loud but they do not reflect the views of sane, America loving patriots. Try An0maly - a classic liberal who loves the truth.
There's way more of us than you, Steph. EDIT: And there's nothing remotely America-hating about this show. Nor is there anything remotely America-hating about hating the president. You sound like an authoritarian cockwomble when you equate those two very different things. EDIT #2: And being authoritarian is about as American-hating as it gets. Which is why, again, there's more of us than you.
Have you seen those eyes? They're all wonky and typical of the 'crazy eyes chick' type. She might be playing a character on top of that, but you can't really fake that level of crazy. I assume she at least believes some of what she says, so she's evil as well. So yeah, definitely a combination of these things.
Same as Sean Hannity, most presidents wouldn't acknowledge these lunatics, but she knows that she has the attention of a president, which gives her a new level of legitimacy and the opportunity to influence/spread her message to others in a way she never could have hoped for before. All she needs to do to gain/maintain this influence is to double down harder and harder. Basically, Trump's support of these nutjobs has convinced them that their fringe bullshit has become mainstream, and the harder they cheer for the president, the more likely Trump will continue to support them and maintain their relevance.
Please! We have a former "judge" ranting and raving like a senile lunatic and a lunatic ranting and raving like a mad man as a president. What is wrong with this America?
The way Trump and other republicans keeping calling AOC a bartender as if it’s some sort of insult shows exactly what they thinking of the working class...
The "oranges" thing is a textbook case of one of the hallmark early signs of Alzheimer's, dysphasia (when you know the right word, but between your brain and your mouth it gets changed for something else without you realizing it until after you've said it).
I experienced this slightly after sustaining a concussion, but I only remember one - casserole/carousel. I also had trouble finding the right words, but things improved. trump should have never been elected to begin with. There was something wrong with him then and it's only gotten worse.
@@Pashasmom1 Seconded. After a concussion from a traffic accident I was in the hospital and talked to my parents who visited. I was in pain but so SURE I was saying the right words but was told afterwards that while it was understood what I wanted to say it came weird in the way described. It's so odd because I really didn't notice. You really have to have yourself recorded and listen to that later.
I'm not sure he realized it even after he said it... there was no need for him to ramble and repeat it over and over, but he did... four times. I think he is just gaslighting the dictionary at this point.
there also that thing, very rare, where your face and asshole look so much alike, your tonsils don't know which way to go.( Not you,of course, but trumlup,) Not a dr on tv, but thats my bet
No, Reagan had dementia. Trump has "malignant narcissistic personality disorder" with a sprinkling of paranoid schizophrenia, and a chronic case of asshattery.
@@prometheus575 I've said it before and I'll say it again: I took care of my grandmother with Alzheimer's so she didn't have to go to an old folk's home. _He's early onset for sure_
@@puddlemini No, dementia can come on at any age really, it is just more predominant in the elderly. Dementia is also a blanket-term, as there are many forms of it.
Just a thought here: I worked as a nurse assistant and then nurse for over twenty years, in long term care. My patients often displayed symptoms of dementia, from mild to severe. Donald Trump repeats the same stories and themes, one liners, and slogans in a way that seems to show a lack of spontaneity and deeper thought. Also very typical in early to mid stage dementia is mispronouncing words or forgetting what they mean. Calling something by the wrong name, etc. I really think that's part of his problem and that poses a BIGGER problem for YOU AND ME! I am not very comfortable thinking a man with possible dementia has access to the nuclear codes or any other critically sensitive material.
Hell America embarrassed it's self by electing that washed out hotel baron . Maybe the US should have reviewed the oringes of their electoral candidates before marking an X on the chump man himself.
@@myazzizonfyr most people are too lazy to review/research anything. Although all the answers are on the computer on our phone in our pocket. Most folks are perfectly content being Spoon-fed misinformation by the television propaganda machine.
@@jasperjenkins7729 the greatest hypnotist in the world is that little oblong box in the corner of the room that constantly tells us what to believe is real ...
@@arexgaming288 it won't be funny when he won't leave the white house ,will it? Besides , we all knoiw your side is a bunch f=of weak ass bitches who dont, won,t or can,t stand up for the truth, just like your cult leader. Its not your fault, my brother who owns a lending company,isn;t a dummy,is the same way. And my family wants to beat him senseless too
No joke. When I heard John McCain have a similar episode while he spoke in the Senate, I thought he was having a stroke. Turns out he had brain cancer. Not long after, he started treatment, next there was his funeral. This is no joke. Something is wrong with this man.
Cheryl Ernst best analysis ever! And maybe he’ll end up in John McCain’s room in heaven-but it’ll be his hell. John could stand it, having endured 5 years in the Hanoi Hilton, but Cheeto-man would break down and go all cofefe.
There’s no doubt that there’s some neurodegenerative pathology in his head compounded by his psychopathology. But the latter is so profound that it obscures his dementia. And it’s true that in frontotemporal degeneration (behavioral variant subtype), your personality traits get more disinhibited. That means you can’t use your usual inhibitory functions to soften your personal craziness and expression of your primary process thinking. Are we there yet? I’d say we missed the exit a long time ago and have gone into the next town 25 miles past that critical moment. We need Trexit NOW! By the way, I’m a neuropsychologist specializing in dementia. I’m not joking in the least. Would you let this man drive your kids’ school bus?
i figure that he was trying to say origin. Im a black female in my fifties and i live thur Jim Crow i have never been so weary in my life trump is dangerous wake up country. love you Seth
I don't think he actually thinks windmills cause cancer. I think he was joking. That's what I tell myself at night because the alternative is too terrifying to think about.
Sad we have a fool in the White House, making all Americans look like fools. He doesn't like wind turbines because he is a windbag who doesn't like power taken from him!
From what I see here it seems it's the other way around - wind turbines are called windmills. Think about what a turbine is and what a mill is. One generates electricity the other... mills grain and hasn't been in use for a long while...
Plenty of students do bar work and there are many skilled professional bartenders as well. Not everyone can afford to go straight into business. Perhaps if Trump had done a job like bartender, he might not be as arrogant as he is today.
Jeanine Pirro always sounds like one of those injury lawyer commercials.
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....More like a stick was shoved... someone please relieve her. Alex Jones had the same affliction. Whenever I accidentally hear Pirro or Trump's bellows, I bow down in deep gratitude that neither of them were my parents. Perhaps there is a God! But...where do these strange creatures come from?
