Trump's Coronavirus Response Timeline | The Daily Social Distancing Show 

If Donald Dump was the Captain of the Titanic: "There isn't any iceberg.” “There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.” “The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.” “There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.” “We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.” “The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.” “We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.” “Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.” “We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.” “Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.” “I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.” “We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.” “The lifeboats were left onshore by the last captain of this ship.” “Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. " “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

He looks down at his prepared notes, then decides to wing it. Every time.

He literally said "I’ve felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic" TWO DAYS before he made the "nobody knew there'd be a pandemic of this proportion" comment.

With Reagan, I thought, "This is the most incompetent and dangerous president ever." George W. Bush: "You really can't get any stupider or worse..." Trump: "Okay, I was wrong twice."

It is beyond me, how a developed country like the USA would vote for someone like trump to run their country.

Imagine FOX airing this. A RU-vid channel has more content than actual news channel.

WE NEED "IQ" TEST WHITE HOUSE STAFF.

Timelines like these should be made into ads and played on the daily through the month of October 2020

"People are surprised that I understand it." You _don't_ understand it. Every single time you try to hold a conversation about it, you _demonstrate_ that fact. What's _surprising_ is that you continue to be trusted to _handle_ it, no matter how much mismanagement you bring to bear.

im not american, and i decided to catch up on what is happening... I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND SAYING *WHAT??!* EVERYTIME TRUMP SAID SOMETHING. im still in awe

”an Oval Office Address shouldn't be a game of two truths and a lie” Well, it's not... It's a game of two lies and a partial truth

"trump is just like a joker, but with more make up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is what happens when incompetency is in power. what a disgrace

"The president of the United States has the authority to do...what the president has the authority to do" BRUH, November can't come soon enough. This man needs to go.

This is by far the most difficult thing to watch, it is mind boggling that he is in office and people are supporting him with his behavior.

The orange one speaks like a 4 year old (sorry 4 year olds -- didn't mean to insult you).

At 3:15, it’s horrifying, this is clear symptoms of extreme form of narcissism.

“Trump is like the Joker, just with more makeup” 😂

Mike Pence looked at the President like WTF are you doing and talking about????

What team? He fired the entire Pandemic team.

Anybody else weirded out by the crowds laughter now?

Instead of this timeline going left to right, it goes from south to even further south. Stay strong everyone; testing, social distancing, and handwashing are crucial.

Trevor's impersonation of Trump is so spot on that it's kinda creepy lol

Honestly, i'm surprised how theres people that still support him. Is it easier to die believing You are right than living knowing You were wrong?

How did people vote for him? Seriously.

I know Trevor you are not gonna read this but I’m so glad you are consistent and even post on Saturday. What what lol Let’s keep supporting this show!

I love the reporter's reaction when Trump said, "The President's authority is total." He had to clarify the response again, "You're saying the authority is total?" I can almost hear him thinking- so, like totalitarianism or absolutist?

The bleach incident was shown everywhere even in India as a headline

Studio Trevor looks so bland, now that we have apartment Trevor. I would pick Apartment Trevor over Studio Trevor any day, any time. It would be sad when he goes back.

When he said we're very very prepared, he meant that there is enough stock of *bleach* in the market.🐃🐃

He is such an embarrassing to American.. I'd prefer Obama instead atleast he trust his scientist and all

He talks about his uncle like a kid talks about a comic book superhero!!! Lmfao!!

“If you’re not there for the battle, you don’t get to lead the victory parade.” 💯✅

Trevor is amazing, intelligent, versatile, funny and very loved by all generations. Well-groomed, relaxed, serious or silly.... you are a treasure. Keep doing what you are doing!!

USA: Has a living meme... Canada: Wait a minute, where's my popcorn ???

This is why we cant find lysol disinfectant spray anywhere. I was willing to pay more, but you really cant find it ANYWHERE. SMH

The most remarkable thing about this video is watching how Trevor gets angrier and more frustrated as the time line progresses

It’s so weird seeing trevor in a suit after weeks of hoodies

In Spain, we have daily press conferences of our head virologist, our Minister of Health and our President. And each one speaks of his field. The head virologist (who is a very reputed scientist who fought ebola in Africa) speaks of the spread of the pandemic, the Health Minister of the general medical measures taken and the President the political measures ones.

Why does the President always seem sleepy? Just appears that he is ready for a nap.

I love Trevor but no sane person can take almost 20 minutes of Trump!😂

Just a chronic LIAR trying to REWRITE his denials and total failure to act and protect the people.

It’s like watching a 9 year old kid trying to understand what it takes to become a big RU-vidr

I am pretty scared living in my country as the pandemic enters, but i cannot how extremely i will be if i live in the us at this time... for americans, may the covid stops in ur country amen. Stay strong

lol in the beginning i was like wait a minute why is Trevor back at work, the virus is still going strong.

He’s furious that, in his mind, it is destroying his, “ Legacy”. And, he can’t kick it to the curb. Now, your Valet, who served you your KFC, and Diet Coke is sick. It’s coming for you, Donald!!

Love Trevor Noah and the Daily Show Writers!!! You guys are hilarious!!!!! 👍😉😆💕

THANK YOU DAILY SHOW FOR PUTTING THIS ALL TOGETHER FOR US!!!!

This looks like the intro to a movie about the post apocalypse.

This is why I now call it “trumps folly” he’s responsible for his actions, including stupid statements.

Trevor I love you!!! I have been laughing non stop 😂 And at the same time I want to pull my hair out.

History professor in 2030....let’s skip 2017-2020....it’s insane...

Sounds so weird hearing the audience laughter...

When he was elected, I thought "America, what have you done?" And to this day, everytime I see him (barf) or hear him, I still ask how this country got to that point. But then I see Trump supporters... and ha, who cares, humanity is doomed :) right? right? holy hell...

SHAME ON YOU AMERICA ! WHO VOTE FOR TV STAR ?

Maybe not intendedly, the virus really reveals something.

‘Leader’ of the United States everyone. Remember to get out there and vote this year.

How many of you think Trevor is the best 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️❤️ #Mansinspirational

Trump is the president Hoover of our time, hopefully we can get the next FDR

Trevor..you are so funny in a horrid time. Keeping track..keeping it all in perspective ..Thank You! Alive in Oregon 💞

Dr. Birx in the back trying to send out morse code with her eyes. LMAO!

You forgot January 22, 2020: "It's just one person coming in from Chy-nah. It'll be alright." - 45

Trevor: From suit to hoodie, a documentary

3.34 When he start to praise himself. Like wow. Wow! You make me speechless Mr President.

I feel like it's being years since i watched Trevor with a Suit

I haven’t heard the audience laughing in the background in ages this feels weird

O R A N G E R E T A R D A T I O N

Laughing for days now 🤣😆🤣 keep it up Trevor 🙏 Thank you for making us laugh .

It was weird to hear the laughter of the audience after so many days of the Daily Social Distancing Show

He talks like a little child, especially with the hand gestures

Why does Trump look like he just pulled off his goggles after fighting a fire?

It is so funny that all of those doctors were looking at him like what the f*** are you talking about I was still charged for my test $92

Trump : every Americans can have a Test. Trump : Testing is not important. It doesn't prove anything. Trump : I and Pence gets Tested every day and white house officials too. Of course.

My fav past time during quarantine...😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Watching trevor❤

I did not know this much about Donald J. Trump but after watching your video @Noah, I must say God Bless America 🙌

Lmao the bleach incident was so funny. Even on Pakistan, the bleach incident came everywhere on news and the tv hosts' reactions were priceless 😂😂💀

Is it weird that I prefer the show in its current format, without a studio audience/laugh track?

TRUMP:Drink bleach ME:WTF FAUCCI: Welcome to my world.

This was 6 months ago. Wow. There is so much that is needed to be added to this timeline

So he just says words... like the second pack of sight words for a preschooler

Why does he keep mentioning his uncle, when his uncle barely had a relationship with him. The way he feels about Eric is the way his uncle felt about him.

Idk how people thought THAT guy should be our president

Ha, “a lot sooner than three or four months that someone was suggesting.” It’s been almost a year :’D

Even I need a good comedy, but none on the tv. I just pop on your videos and roll around the place laughting. So grateful I don't live In the states. Keep the funnies up

Ugh, I can't even watch short clips of Trump talking. Sorry Trevor.

2,000,000 cases in the US by the end of May. Go Donald!

When the president of the most powerful country is a big joke, and the second powerful one is a big evil... May god bless us.

That is why he is not wearing and practising the respiratory hygien and hand hygiene, every time that we see he is not wearing respiratory, he assume that covid 19 is babies play

I don't know if its me alone but After Corona i want trevor to keep Wearing The hoodies

It's almost enough to make one laugh...if we weren't all too busy crying.

Good to have u back at the studio. Ur Hoodliy was getting on my nerve.

When I have to get the news from commedy central is in itself a commedy, and parse the news from news channels is news itself.

The failure of his scientific education is just astonishing. I question his college degree

Question: where are the boundaries of stupidity? Answer: Canada to the north and Mexico to the south.

"The president of the United States has the authority to do what the president has the authority to do, which is very powerful." Not sure if he had a mini stroke there or if the statement is just so profound that it sounds like nonsense. 🤔😅

The laughter track is so weird 😂

I've gotten so used to the from home editions that the laughter of the audience now sounds totally weird to me!

All the people standing behind Trump look so depressed..

Unbelievable to hear the things that come out of his mouth. It is so hilarious, I was feeling sad but now I am laughing uncontrollably. They should use him as a tool to teach kids what not to say

It's just unbelievable that a person like that is running this country. It's even more unbelievable that people actually listen to him. How disconnected from the world does someone have to be to follow somebody like that???