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Trump's New Coronavirus Plan: Threaten America's Schools, Trash Dr. Fauci In The Press 

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Instead of drafting a plan to address America's spike in Covid-19 cases, President Trump has chosen to undercut the credibility of his public health experts and push public schools to reopen without a national plan for keeping kids, teachers and families safe. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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@sttroner
@sttroner 4 года назад
A study just published this week, states that children learn at a faster pace when they are alive.
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 4 года назад
The necromancer in the adventuring party may disagree.
@ayushthumbarathy3961
@ayushthumbarathy3961 4 года назад
Underrated af 😂😂😂 Can i copy this? Please?
@KayG0
@KayG0 4 года назад
😂😂😂 best seller
@nicolepennegan29
@nicolepennegan29 4 года назад
Sttroner, please give permission to go Ayush Thumbarathy to copy your comment. 😂 This message should be viral . . . I’m not a parent but I totally agree.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 4 года назад
Later in the report it was also confirmed that they cost less to educate when dead.
@xBluegamerx
@xBluegamerx 4 года назад
Brain cells everywhere die every time Devos opens her mouth.
@Rozco81
@Rozco81 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@jefschobert9765
@jefschobert9765 4 года назад
A lawyer needs to draft a legal document informing Trump that he is going to be held personally financially responsible for each and every kid infected for ten million.
@kellykerr5225
@kellykerr5225 4 года назад
xBluegamerx you must be right. I doodled devil horns and devil eyes on her. I don’t usually do that, she dumbed me down lol
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 4 года назад
💯 agreed.
@jasonsmith530
@jasonsmith530 4 года назад
xBluegamerx tis an ignoble age
@caroljomartin3051
@caroljomartin3051 3 года назад
My son's friend just buried their 10 year old. DON'T TELL ME KIDS AREN'T AFFECTED!!!
@sharongamble9854
@sharongamble9854 3 года назад
We buried our 1 year old grandson due to SIDS!! Is Covid 19 the only life threatening virus or germ kids carry? They are filled with a variety of germs and bacteria and other contagious viruses that they live through and survive. They could become sick at any time building immunity surviving a host of germs their entire lives. Or die of an unusual trauma or accidental tragic death. Tragically all humans will die but we pray that they will die when old.
@IIIlllBravo
@IIIlllBravo 4 года назад
"lose funding if you don't do what i tell you" wasn't that his strategy with Ukraine for military aid
@HaliousX
@HaliousX 4 года назад
Hearing Stephen's wife giggle at his jokes in the background is my favorite part of this at-home production
@lonesquiff6551
@lonesquiff6551 4 года назад
Absolutely!
@rascallyrabbit717
@rascallyrabbit717 4 года назад
at least someone was laughing
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 года назад
@@rascallyrabbit717 Along with 14k+ others.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 3 года назад
That's because she's the only one who laughs at his jokes.
@JohnSmith-zv8km
@JohnSmith-zv8km 3 года назад
@@johnbrowne3950 I laugh at his jokes and I am English
@coralreeves4276
@coralreeves4276 4 года назад
Still can't get over how cute Stephen is flirting with his wife while he's filming. Sweet couple 🥰
@lonesquiff6551
@lonesquiff6551 4 года назад
It was great hearing her laugh at his jokes.
@lynjenkins6473
@lynjenkins6473 4 года назад
I love listening to her giggle of camera and the smile it puts on his face.
@driftingover
@driftingover 4 года назад
@@joesilvaMusic1 that doesn't even make sense. Trump being on the island, on the other hand, fits right in with his character.
@caco8510
@caco8510 4 года назад
BOT!!
@ayushthumbarathy3961
@ayushthumbarathy3961 4 года назад
This proves Joe Silva is a Trumpbot guys. The comment above was a reply to that account.
@DC_Tucker
@DC_Tucker 4 года назад
Guys, don’t worry. You’re not alone... you have your “lovely president” ruling the country. We, here in Brazil, have our own beast... Always ready to go against the rules, always ready to say a bunch of shit and sometimes trying to fix it when he realizes that it could screw up with his re-election. Even though there are still thousands applauding his actions. Don’t know where we are going to end up, but this lack of love and respect for the others lives, sufferings and even deaths is really sad. Good luck to all of us, our countries and May God bless us.
@NoFreedom702
@NoFreedom702 3 года назад
Wherever you are in Brazil, please stay safe and healthy. May God bless you and all the Brazilians under Bolsonaro's reign. Hopefully your president won't stay there too long.
@codyflake3080
@codyflake3080 3 года назад
You and Brazil have my prayers. I’m tired of getting mad at the president we have. It’s not worth the grief but I wish we all would learn from this and remember the next time we have to vote for our leaders that someone talks a big talk doesn’t mean that they are ready to walk the walk. We need leadership. Boldness, trustworthiness, wisdom, and someone that listens and cares about everyone’s needs.
@jasongent4088
@jasongent4088 4 года назад
...I just want to take a second here to point out that he said 3.3 million cases. That's 3,300,000 Americans. That's literally one in every hundred people, and we're talking about a virus that has been contained or eradicated in other developed nations. It's not that they can't fix this problem, it's simply that they haven't. One out of every hundred Americans. Through pure negligence. Let that sink in, please.
@jasongent4088
@jasongent4088 3 года назад
@@fiorellaflores8282 No. They definitely haven't all died. What's your point? It's okay for the government to let people get sick, as long as they don't die? Just how sick are you okay with your government letting you be from a preventable disease? Also...a lot of them *have* died. Even if only one person died who could've been saved, that's too many. And we're talking about thousands upon thousands of preventable deaths. How many have to die before we can speak out?
@d.j.7069
@d.j.7069 3 года назад
This country, the richest in the world, doesn't even take care of its children. It's no surprise that the entire Republican party seems to care more about image and money than it does about people ... even white people. We already know from decades of uneventful lip-service that they don't care about minorities or the poor! Children, minorities and the poor are all treated the same ... dismissed!
@jasongent4088
@jasongent4088 3 года назад
@@d.j.7069 While the United States does have the highest amount of total wealth (thanks mostly to the people who choose to live here), by most metrics, we're not the richest country in the world. Economics is incredibly complicated, and there are many ways to calculate the "richest country." To incredibly over simplify an unbelievably complex issue, if you want to know which country is richest, you should be comparing the value of what that country creates and sells to it's population. If you examine a list of the richest countries based on GDP per capita, I believe we're ninth or tenth on the list. We have the most money, but we also have a really high number of people at or below the poverty line. Which is not to say that I disagree with you, I'm mostly just reinforcing your points or restating them in different terms. The fact that we're the richest country by total wealth, but we're at the low end of the top ten based on GDP per capita kinda proves that the rich in this country could give a shit about the poor. *Shrug* Just my two cents...which, as an American, I can barely afford to give.
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 3 года назад
@@fiorellaflores8282 Death isn't the only thing that can happen to you. Everyone that's gotten Corona has irreversable damage to the genome. Not to mention even those who survive, those who got intubated have scarred lungs, cardiovascular problems, and for many, a compromised immune system. Loss of taste and smell, permanent loss of taste and smell, doesn't sound fucking fun to me either. Jesus, you really don't think about this shit do you?
@Krystalmyth
@Krystalmyth 3 года назад
@@jasongent4088 America can print its own money. As long as the USD is the world currency, the US has infinite money. However the moment that changes, if ever, then we're fucked.
@mr.pickle4847
@mr.pickle4847 4 года назад
“Open schools now or I will cut funding” I’m no genius, but I’m pretty sure you can’t cut something that doesn’t exist
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 4 года назад
or that you don't control...
@kirstenroberts8478
@kirstenroberts8478 4 года назад
I wish I could get a refund on my massive property taxes for the unplanned early release last school year
@sapphirewyren02
@sapphirewyren02 4 года назад
nah, she needs that Hooked on Phonics
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 4 года назад
"all the schools should assess what's best for their community and their kids, and by that I mean they all must go back to business as usual, this fall. and have I told you about amway products?" DeVos
@jorfice
@jorfice 4 года назад
Yeah. I like that she says that schools should do what's right at the time and for their situation" while she also forces the situation "open or recieve no funding and eventually close for good." It's almost like she has no education herself, since she's unable to identify why this type of strategy is a problem. "You should do whatever is best for you and your situation. Side note: if what is best for you and your situation is not what I want, then I'll brand you with this hot iron until you do what I want. So what's it going to be?"
@SasuPT
@SasuPT 4 года назад
I remember asking in surprise, how can Stone be smiling like that, during his sentencing. Now I know.
@myronaustin
@myronaustin 4 года назад
He knew it was only a matter of time before he would be back in the streets again. No way was Donny boy gonna keep him locked up for the full sentence. He probably took the time with a deal from Donny and the White House.
@Supernov4
@Supernov4 4 года назад
The penguin isn't so easy to catch! After all what kinda story would that make..
@faaaszoooom6778
@faaaszoooom6778 4 года назад
Justice is stoned in the US.
@sternis1
@sternis1 4 года назад
I cannot get over the fact that Roger Stone looks so perfectly like a villian. I could definitely see him being an adversery to classic Bond or Batman. I mean, I couldn't make up a better villian look even if I tried.
@christinawatson16
@christinawatson16 3 года назад
the Riddler
@pattiharvey8889
@pattiharvey8889 4 года назад
Dr Stephen Colbert is the best medicine for when I'm feeling down.
@keepup8868
@keepup8868 4 года назад
DeVos’s soul and mind are so empty, if she got too near a black hole, the black hole would disappear into her.
@swizzle1961
@swizzle1961 4 года назад
😂
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 4 года назад
I read someone call her DeVoid, and fuck if that wasn’t the best description of her I’ve read
@mainemceachern1521
@mainemceachern1521 4 года назад
Black holes are hyper dense, thus their incredible gravitational pull, but I take your point. :)
@julietaobrado3606
@julietaobrado3606 4 года назад
😂 that is so savage
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 4 года назад
@@mainemceachern1521 Well, she is hyper dense
@adammetcalfe8748
@adammetcalfe8748 4 года назад
You know if Devos was ever an actual teacher she'd know damn well how germy students are
@Meyersci
@Meyersci 4 года назад
Even if she were an actual human!
@timapple6586
@timapple6586 4 года назад
I'm guessing she was a booger-eater.
@dannyhill8797
@dannyhill8797 4 года назад
she DOES, and she knows something about A.D.A. ..ask her, and let the stonewalling begin!..she will assume you know nothing about that and BS you six ways to NEXT Tuesday..i know what it is, and am FULLY aware they are going on about everything EXCEPT that......
@tiredlocke
@tiredlocke 4 года назад
She wouldn't even need to be a teacher. She would only have to _listen_ to teachers. Or have actual experience with real children. But as the wholly unqualified Secretary of Education, she thinks her job is just to pitch whatever political idiocy comes out of the White House. And divert federal funds to private religious schools where they can pray away the virus.
@coll6914
@coll6914 4 года назад
Lol they think they can control COVID, they can’t even control lice
@blackraptor2260
@blackraptor2260 4 года назад
So, just a few days ago, my mom, a college professor, was just told by her father (a retired college professor) that she should sue the university for the right to meet with her classes face to face. My mom is in in the 50-55 range. WTF, Grandpa.
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 года назад
Grandpa is flirting with the Rona.
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 4 года назад
Boy, your grandpa hates your mom. How long has that been going on?
@blackraptor2260
@blackraptor2260 4 года назад
@@pamelacass9642 No, he's just delusional. He's a very strange man. And a Republican. It's just. You feel like he should know better.
@bedfordnhdonkey
@bedfordnhdonkey 4 года назад
Your grandad is right. Kids aren’t high risk carriers of the virus, dummy
@blackraptor2260
@blackraptor2260 4 года назад
@@bedfordnhdonkey I'm going to go ahead and assume you're being sarcastic.
@Betis91
@Betis91 4 года назад
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" - George Carlin
@ruby07241
@ruby07241 4 года назад
God, how I miss Carlin.
@heidithomas5455
@heidithomas5455 3 года назад
@@ruby07241 I just said this to myself and then I read your comment. We need another Carlin to give it to Americans.
@demoskunk
@demoskunk Год назад
In 2020 that perfectly applied to the leftwing apologists for government authoritarianism.
@jeniferlary
@jeniferlary 4 года назад
It seems that Stephen is even funnier with his wife sitting next to him. His goal is to make her laugh as loud as possible. Very cute!
@adriandaniels1
@adriandaniels1 4 года назад
Right? Love it.
@economicalovereem5833
@economicalovereem5833 4 года назад
The show is still bad, though. His jokes without laugh tracks is just awful. Go watch Andrew Schulz or something.
@Najolve
@Najolve 4 года назад
Definitely evidence of the idiom "behind every great man is a great woman." Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to reheating leftover pizza for breakfast.
@ldbagwell
@ldbagwell 4 года назад
It does seem like even after spending 24/7 for months is crazy in love with her!
@junebug5390
@junebug5390 4 года назад
@@economicalovereem5833 we has a big following. And you just worship the money. GOD DOESNT LIKE YOUR VIEW, HE HAS SAID SO IN HIS BOOKS.
@seraphjohanson3402
@seraphjohanson3402 4 года назад
Stephen telling a joke, his wife laughing at said joke, and then Stephen laughing because he made his wife laugh is the purest thing. I love it!
@ladygrndr9424
@ladygrndr9424 4 года назад
It is love, and it is amazing
@gomezaddams4347
@gomezaddams4347 4 года назад
Pudin Tain Your screen name should be “Putin’s taint”. It would be more accurate.
@pozelenore880
@pozelenore880 4 года назад
@Pudin Tain my mommy once told me that you rarely regret what you didn't say, more often we regret what we DID say. Show some respect for the Steve
@mdsign001
@mdsign001 4 года назад
@Pudin Tain be a good little troll and crawl back under your bridge, nobody going to feed you here.
@coasthome8356
@coasthome8356 4 года назад
Loved this laugh track!! More! More!
@Kholdilocks
@Kholdilocks 4 года назад
"It's got a very Don Jr look" I didn't want to say it but... yeah. At least you don't look like Eric yet.
@kirknay
@kirknay 4 года назад
7:15 "Rabid raccoons are less of a disease vector than children." *Never have I been more offended by something I completely agree with.*
@vickmutha6150
@vickmutha6150 4 года назад
So glad you are back, missed your humor and truth.
@cheriecullum9489
@cheriecullum9489 4 года назад
Even on Gilligan's island they knew to listen to the professor over the millionaire
@annEngr
@annEngr 4 года назад
This is a great analogy!
@tamarakennedy4976
@tamarakennedy4976 4 года назад
Laughing my ass off....brilliant !!! Lmao lmao oh my gosh..lmao.
@shelleywall5556
@shelleywall5556 4 года назад
Cherie Cullum 😂😂😂
@darquequeen2323
@darquequeen2323 4 года назад
👍🏼👍🏼
@nestaannjarrett4948
@nestaannjarrett4948 4 года назад
That should be on a shirt!
@mwatson4970
@mwatson4970 4 года назад
I love how you and Evie play off each other. Good, real jokes that actually make us (and her) laugh without an audience really is needed these days!
@kaicreech7336
@kaicreech7336 4 года назад
I actually think that this show should continue to be produced from Steven's attic, this is great!
@pittarak1
@pittarak1 4 года назад
Please US Americans, bring back the good old days of the tan suit scandal!
@ChickenOfAwesome
@ChickenOfAwesome 4 года назад
Oh how fondly we remember those days. Remember when Michelle Obama put a friendly hand on the Queen's arm and people flipped their shit about 'not following protocol' but everything was still basically fine? Simpler times.
@toniabowie5487
@toniabowie5487 4 года назад
Yes. Please, I beg of thee.
@jadenchen5517
@jadenchen5517 4 года назад
Yeah...remember when we were outraged at our President ordering Dijon mustard instead of indirectly killing about a hundred thousand American lives? Those were the days.
@keetopuffs
@keetopuffs 4 года назад
@@jadenchen5517 ahh Dijongate good memories
@marcellinechoisne5627
@marcellinechoisne5627 4 года назад
@@keetopuffs what happed with the Dijon mustard???(im not far away from Dijon,lol!)
@evawurttemberger4994
@evawurttemberger4994 4 года назад
Fauci: As a country, when you look at other counties , we simply don't do well." This is simply the truth, there is a reason why people in other countries have closed their borders for Americans. You just have an uncontrolled outbrake.
@sb-vj6kx
@sb-vj6kx 4 года назад
You mean "outbreak."
@vivianperino5006
@vivianperino5006 4 года назад
s b ...We got it, don’t worry!
@RuerlKhan
@RuerlKhan 4 года назад
Perhaps this was Trump's plan all along: Prevent immigration by making the USA a place no one wants to go to!
@wolfblades90
@wolfblades90 4 года назад
@@RuerlKhan So he's solving a problem by making more problems
@delphi-moochymaker62
@delphi-moochymaker62 4 года назад
Well.....we say its the virus...but you can only hear "we be fixin'" so many times.
@thunkjunk
@thunkjunk 4 года назад
President Understatement: There is a time and a place to wear a mask. Captain Obvious: Yes, during a pandemic and on your face.
@fate7cola
@fate7cola 4 года назад
I’m not ready to lose the love, banter, and positive role modeling between Stephen and his wife. ❤️🥰 You two make a terrific team.
@ludvigeh
@ludvigeh 4 года назад
Stephen’s wife laughing at all his dad jokes is unbelievably wholesome
@BlueSparrow23
@BlueSparrow23 4 года назад
My favorite part of this Late Show from home is we get to see how cute it is when Stephen tries to make his wife laugh.
@kalinadesseaux8011
@kalinadesseaux8011 4 года назад
Hearing your wife laughing in the background is the high point of my day rn Steven you two are too CUTE!
@jayzee7641
@jayzee7641 4 года назад
Has anyone noticed that when you combine Trump's decisions to commute the criminal verdicts of Flynn and Stone has created a new despot comedy called the !Flynn-Stones".
@JohnSmith-zv8km
@JohnSmith-zv8km 3 года назад
lol
@klausoshaunacey8429
@klausoshaunacey8429 4 года назад
Remember when DeVos said that schools should have guns for bear attacks? Ah... such simpler times...
@jamesgallagher1992
@jamesgallagher1992 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 года назад
Rob C Arming the teachers would solve the discipline issue...
@MrC0MPUT3R
@MrC0MPUT3R 4 года назад
@@Chunkboi it might exacerbate the teacher shortage though.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 4 года назад
@@Chunkboi And teacher strikes could be a bit more effective.
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 4 года назад
She fits right in. Trump: we can inject with Clorox
@cidb.212
@cidb.212 4 года назад
"Secretary of Education and woman just learning she's Secretary of Education"--sad but true. I've never seen her answer the question she's been asked. Maybe she should sell one of her yachts and buy herself a clue.
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 4 года назад
Spot on Cid! It would be nice to change the background in her interviews to piles of gold bars that match her wealth, and see how concerned for ordinary people she looks then.
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 4 года назад
The only thing that bothers me more than her incessant deflection and avoidance is that dumb, shit-eating grin she always wears. I don't know if she thinks it makes her looks nice and approachable, or if she thinks she's successfully pulling one over on the American public, but it truly triggers me more than it should.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 4 года назад
She reminds me of the sub home ec teacher who likes telling lies on you to your parents just to see you get in trouble!
@cidb.212
@cidb.212 4 года назад
@@katthefantastic OMG, did you have one of those too?
@MartinSmith
@MartinSmith 3 года назад
NO clue, NO idea, NO plan and takes NO responsibility ‼️
@jamesflanagan6984
@jamesflanagan6984 4 года назад
I love your relationship with your wife. It is one of the sweetest, most admirable things on television.
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 4 года назад
Oh thank goodness you’re back Mr. Stephen Colbert! I almost lost it without you!!! 😫😫😫
@aprilcalhoun8984
@aprilcalhoun8984 4 года назад
I love that deer in the headlights look DeVos got when Chris Wallace asked her about a plan. How could she not anticipate that question?
@socaliguy81
@socaliguy81 4 года назад
Because the plan is to not have a plan. It's designed to let everything devolve into chaos to further divide the haves from the have-nots.
@Maco777111
@Maco777111 4 года назад
She was probably hoping she got literally any other fox host besides Chris Wallace, all of whom lack any kind of morals and would ask her softball questions
@dlmalley8639
@dlmalley8639 4 года назад
DeVos has Tweaker Eyes, SAME DRUG AS TRUMP?
@ryanwilliams8750
@ryanwilliams8750 4 года назад
Because she works for Drumpf lol do you really think any of them "anticipate" anything? They just wing everything and dont give two shits about anybody, especially those on the other side of the aisle. Terrible kind people to have in power...
@rasmie8858
@rasmie8858 4 года назад
DeVos' sole job is to dismantle education system so Trump can feel better about his own lack of education There's no place for educated people in Trump's 'Murica
@DinoJake
@DinoJake 3 года назад
Reminds me of a tweet I saw once. "Not only will kids spread the disease, but they will spend their recesses licking their hands and deliberately chasing each other yelling 'COROOOONA!'" - Some tweet I saw once.
@johannaferguson7469
@johannaferguson7469 4 года назад
Dear Stephen, please hire your wife when you go back to “normal”. The two of you are amazing! 👏👏👏
@AlbertaGeek
@AlbertaGeek 4 года назад
To be perfectly honest, I'm going to miss these at-home episodes when he goes back to the studio. The intimacy of the setting has such as easy-going charm to it, and the one-on-one feel brings out the very essence of comedic delivery. This is top-quality work from everyone involved.
@PsiQ
@PsiQ 4 года назад
they can rebuild is reading room in the studio. way better then the furry hat.
@dyan785
@dyan785 4 года назад
we probably won't have to worry about that for a while unfortunately
@Ay-B
@Ay-B 4 года назад
His wife laughing at the fart joke . . . . They're too adorable!
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 3 года назад
Hahaha Obi-wan 😂👍 I'm literally DYING here lol these monologues get funnier by the day! 🤣
@TjPhysicist
@TjPhysicist 4 года назад
10:40 Credit where it's due though, Romney WAS basically the ONLY senator in history to vote YES to impeach someone in the same party as him.
@LadyJoolree
@LadyJoolree 4 года назад
“Head the hat came with” Now THAT made me choke on my tea from laughing! 🤣🤣
@susandunn6885
@susandunn6885 4 года назад
Me too. I laughed my head off with my hat rolling. 😂
@Kydabra
@Kydabra 4 года назад
I love the banter between Colbert and his wife. Warms my heart😊
@puttentanesame6687
@puttentanesame6687 4 года назад
"THE WASHINGTON POTATO SKINS"....Go SPUDS!
@achamber2628
@achamber2628 4 года назад
"The plan is to have schools do what they need." - aka we ain't got no damn plan, and we don't care about your children. Even if hundreds die, it's more important to make our boss Trump look good.
@achamber2628
@achamber2628 3 года назад
@Zuma Zuma That's a fair point, but still terrible.
@kalaturru
@kalaturru 4 года назад
"Rabid raccoons are less of a disease vector than children" is probably my favourite line from this whole video cause of just how horribly true it is
@brye687
@brye687 4 года назад
Children they are like adorable little petri dishes, that run around and touch everything... how could this go wrong?
@squid_fish
@squid_fish 4 года назад
I was rolling on that one - damn I missed Stephen these last two weeks ✌🏽✌🏿✌🏻
@geekgirrrl
@geekgirrrl 4 года назад
Lol,who knew Children of the Corn would happen in my lifetime, lol
@jwcarroll6378
@jwcarroll6378 4 года назад
That joke came from the heart. He didn’t need the writers for that. 🤣
@annmarieknapp
@annmarieknapp 4 года назад
Damn, that is true. I was constantly sick the first 5 years my kid was in day care and then school.
@ktreznin5538
@ktreznin5538 4 года назад
What in the hell was Devos even trying to say there? How freaking unclear can you be?!
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 4 года назад
Clarity leads to accountability....
@vasavapr
@vasavapr 4 года назад
That's exactly the point. Makes it easy to backtrack.
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 4 года назад
DeVos is more like Carulla DeVille; since it is up to HER to solve these educational hurdles. Shear stupidity to say she will take funding away.
@oscarmuhammad4072
@oscarmuhammad4072 4 года назад
Attention: Graphics department tracking numbers beginning with 1Z....are UPS not FedEx....
@sarcasticat6979
@sarcasticat6979 4 года назад
"Ermegerhd thehre knerhkin derwhn the mernumerhnts!" is the best line
@melan8ed197
@melan8ed197 4 года назад
cringe
@rockandrollfantasy86
@rockandrollfantasy86 4 года назад
@@melan8ed197 right? It's almost as cringey as saying "yeet"..
@melan8ed197
@melan8ed197 4 года назад
rockandrollfantasy86 boomer
@rockandrollfantasy86
@rockandrollfantasy86 4 года назад
​@@melan8ed197I once knew a boomer, my Grampa, he died yesterday. :(
@tarron3237
@tarron3237 4 года назад
@@melan8ed197 Hipster. Btw is that stupid word still a thing? It sure is getting old, fast. Gotta get your next hip buzzword man!
@AscensionStories
@AscensionStories 4 года назад
I love that the whole show now is just Stephen flirting with his wife
@vickyhaynes4509
@vickyhaynes4509 4 года назад
I just love that voice you do you always make me laugh and I think if we weren't laughing occasionally would be crying all the time thank you for all you do don't ever stop we need you
@baqarah131
@baqarah131 4 года назад
I have not yet reached the end of this and it has already been interrupted four times by advetising.
@baardkopperud
@baardkopperud 4 года назад
"No hairspray, no pants!" Already looking forward to tomorrow's show! 👍😁👍
@biancaa9825
@biancaa9825 4 года назад
Who elected these tools? Omg Betsy! That lady has a job!?!
@RmcBlueSky
@RmcBlueSky 4 года назад
Trump
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 4 года назад
Blue Sky with help from Putin
@warehouses138
@warehouses138 3 года назад
2:55 😂😂😂 I needed this in my life. Anyone able to make this a meme for me?
@reedr7142
@reedr7142 4 года назад
Global pandemic killing millions worldwide. Trump: "Hopefully, I'll look good in a mask." The brownie recipe was absolutely spectacular. We have a Secretary of Education who's from a billionaire family, and has a BA in Business Economics from a bible college. She has zero business making decisions about our education system.
@d.j.7069
@d.j.7069 3 года назад
Trump is THAT shallow and ignorant! If he is reelected, the people who vote for him will fall into the same disgusting categories! It might happen ;(
@jessiehogue.
@jessiehogue. 4 года назад
DeVos seems terrified before, and during, each and every time she has to open her mouth to say anything about education. Distorted, tense facial expression, eyes way wide open, eyebrows raised, head movement punctuating every element she repeats robotically from her bosses when she knows there is no good, rational answer to provide. It's like her conscience is trapped deep down inside, chained up, malnourished, weakened, yet still screaming at her to either stay silent or say the right thing for once, but she barely manages to shut it up at the last second and follows up by spouting out the same BS she was told to say after several long seconds of inner conflict. Must be a fun life to be actively fighting against any and all forms of common sense, compassion and empathy for the sake of money.
@robertmichalscheck3072
@robertmichalscheck3072 4 года назад
Just like trump
@stargazer1359
@stargazer1359 4 года назад
Let us make sure that we include guns in schools to keep away both Grizzlies .......and the virus. That ought to help - bigly.
@jamesgallagher1992
@jamesgallagher1992 4 года назад
Thats just the plastic surgery🤣🤣
@koleyw932
@koleyw932 4 года назад
I hate her fake smile while delivering bad news. Phonies and liars have perfected this technique.
@jessiehogue.
@jessiehogue. 4 года назад
@Alfred Basurto I'm not sure she has a problem with sacrificing the children. She sure didn't seem like she had a problem with ruining their education so far. I think it's more specifically only the 'terrified of Trump' part.
@a.l.m3059
@a.l.m3059 4 года назад
Forgot how much I missed Colbert! It's like I can breathe again as we go through this strange, slow-moving apocalypse... Glad for Evie's good humor, too. Thanks, Late Show!!!
@hebbycakes
@hebbycakes 3 года назад
I love hearing Evelyn in the background. Her laughter is music.
@stevenperry9762
@stevenperry9762 4 года назад
Any way Betsy is related to Lori Vallow, she's the only female human I can think of right now with less regard for children, that woman's a Gorgon.
@93pljohnson
@93pljohnson 4 года назад
I read that she had quite a few yachts. Of course Betsy was qualified for this position. Silly people.
@Druzica18
@Druzica18 4 года назад
It's possible. I mean, there were a FEW Gorgons, right? She could totally be one.
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 4 года назад
Or baby eating witches...
@magistrumartium
@magistrumartium 4 года назад
"Hopefully, I'll look good in a mask." That's what matters most.
@JUGURNAUT1
@JUGURNAUT1 4 года назад
There is a time and a place: pandemic and a face
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 4 года назад
someone should paint a happy face on it "Like the Joker" from BATMAN
@marenkuether-ulberg3311
@marenkuether-ulberg3311 4 года назад
He was so proud to think that it made him look like the Lone Ranger. He didn’t connect that the Lone Ranger wore his mask over his *eyes*. Of course, Trump’s been wearing a mask over everything but his mouth for years.
@typerexc
@typerexc 4 года назад
Kate McKinnon totally nailed DeVos: Dippy and soulless.
@jenniferrabuchin364
@jenniferrabuchin364 4 года назад
Thank you for the laughs Stephen! We need them so much right now
@skeletonrowdie1768
@skeletonrowdie1768 4 года назад
I died at that lassie scene XD
@wlo6
@wlo6 4 года назад
As a healthcare worker, I know that Dr Fauci is recognized as one of the main editors of Harrison’s Principles of Internal Medicine, the textbook used WORLDWIDE by Drs and medical students as the best medical reference. It aches my heart to see what’s supposed to be a world leader attack the noble knowledge of such a leading doctor for political purposes. This says a lot to whoever wants to see things as they are.
@allisonboone7973
@allisonboone7973 4 года назад
Do you know how many times Fauci has flip flopped on his statements to the American people in the past 6 months? He contradicts his own statements every time he speaks. One thing he's been consistent on is the need for a vaccine, specifically the one Moderna is making and I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he personally invested millions in that company that has never made a vaccine before. But, yeah, you should definitely trust that guy.
@sciencewins8798
@sciencewins8798 4 года назад
It's obvious that tRump is getting desperate. Somebody anybody is just right to be used as a scapegoat. Unfortunately, now it's Fauci. But the majority knows the lying criminal by now and doesn't believe him.
@allisonboone7973
@allisonboone7973 4 года назад
@Connie Plum Clorox? You must be referencing when Trump was talking about the holistic uv light treatment that acts like a disinfectant which is the way it's described by holistic doctors that use it. It was suggested that exposing the inside of the lungs to the light would kill any virus that was in the lungs. I'm pretty sure members of the media knew what he was talking about but they chose to twist it because people in America will believe anything the tv tells them, obviously. As far as hydroxychloroquine, the NIH ( that's where Fauci works) did a study of it's effect on SARS-CoV1 with great results. What we're currently faced with is SARS-CoV2, 90% the same as SARS-CoV1. Doctors around the country & the word have used it successfully on patients, doctors have taken it themselves as a preventive measure. Why wouldn't Fauci mention his own study? Maybe because lives are less important than playing politics of because he wants people to get vaccine he invested so much in, or both?
@talltroll7092
@talltroll7092 4 года назад
@@allisonboone7973 "Flip-flopping" has somehow become seen as a bad thing in politicians, but it is just insane to see it as a bad thing in a doctor. Of course he has changed some of the things he says and thinks on this; it's a brand new disease, never before seen by science, and it is causing a worldwide public health emergency. Advice that was good months ago, when the virus was less widespread, was valid then, but was never going to be good forever. When he started advocating lockdown, he wasn't intending for the entire US population to forever remain isolated from each other; the intention was always to eventually rescind that advice (or flip-flop, as you so eloquently put it) when it was safe to do so
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 4 года назад
Allison Boone - Oh please, tell us, how on earth were they planning to get UV light into the lungs? Do they have light-emitting pills that will dissolve in the lungs and won’t go to the stomach like everything else swallowed? Are they gonna stick a flashlight down your throat? Are they gonna perform invasive surgery to go in through the chest? Please, I’d love to know.
@ce2513
@ce2513 4 года назад
that devos is a billionaire perfectly exemplifies what’s wrong with america.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 года назад
I think I detect a slight Nazi accent...
@brucealbietz1283
@brucealbietz1283 4 года назад
cs e not to mention the millions that she received from the PPP program
@gailremp3628
@gailremp3628 4 года назад
Well... she profited from the American Way, Amway products as they Scammed so many little people that were trying to start a business. Why should we be surprised..
@mettejakobsen7017
@mettejakobsen7017 4 года назад
cs e. Could be a perfect Cruella Deville😂
@lynjenkins6473
@lynjenkins6473 4 года назад
Not to mention her husband owns educational institutes.
@moniquemaldonado1478
@moniquemaldonado1478 3 года назад
Ridiculous?! Public Heath should be a PRIORITY!!!
@sarahcameron414
@sarahcameron414 4 года назад
My husband calls kids (including our own) Germ Donkeys. They bring everything home!!
@urbaniv
@urbaniv 4 года назад
Here is how we in Austria (Europe) opened the schools again: - class was split in group A and B - A had school from Monday to wednesday, B from Thursday to Friday (and then the next week the other way around) the group who hadn't school had lessons to do with an assistant teacher in a different room. - they had to wear masks outside their assigned rooms - the group's weren't allowed to mix or meet - trying to keep distance (not possible tough with children) - if there was a possible case the whole group had to stay at home until the test come back negative / if positive the whole group was two weeks under quarantine That worked, since the smaller groups made a good distance possible But we opened when it was already almost suppressed and not when it's on the raise like in the US
@leandabee
@leandabee 4 года назад
We did that too in Australia 👍
@mrwascallyt9865
@mrwascallyt9865 4 года назад
@@leandabee hopefully someone is pointing out to conmandurr n thief that there ARE good models out there to follow . Godspeed to all the countries doing their best for their people . God please help us from the blind and deaf , figuratively , in our country and others that are not .
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 4 года назад
Oh, so you had a plan! Send a copy, please!
@guidobit
@guidobit 4 года назад
Coronavirus: raises US: it's a bluff, call !
@evanwhite8377
@evanwhite8377 4 года назад
Did anyone else come here to see if any Americans tried to say you and your country did it wrong?? 😂
@angelart896
@angelart896 4 года назад
I hate that seth and Steven both go on break at the same time they need to organize and get a schedule made so we have at least one of them at all times
@dixiedawnmillergoode6850
@dixiedawnmillergoode6850 4 года назад
angel art and Trevor too
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 4 года назад
Yeah and so did Jimmy K. and Trevor N.. all of them must have gone on vacation and to the same island together.
@fardareismai4495
@fardareismai4495 4 года назад
They hold their secret council together of course. They figure out together how to keep people sane.
@SimKitty1221
@SimKitty1221 4 года назад
Agreed!
@AMortalDefiant
@AMortalDefiant 4 года назад
And Hasan and John Oliver.
@justanopinion9360
@justanopinion9360 4 года назад
Not understand where goes sentence subject of........oh my, I cracked up! Thanks
@TheGuiguiToon
@TheGuiguiToon 4 года назад
Hi Stephen, just a few words from a French guy who came to post-Katrina New-Orleans in 2006 and was joyfully watching the Colbert Report back then. 14 years later, I can tell you I'm still enjoying your humorous and insightful viewpoint on US politics, even in this awkward span of time. I feel utmost respect for your honest work and criticism, even though we miss that goddamn steel-made Republican² Colbert. He is so needed now...
@dairycans
@dairycans 4 года назад
Betsy is what happens when Karen becomes the manager. A complete paradox, a singularity of calculated evil and ignorance.
@Barebittelitt
@Barebittelitt 4 года назад
Evie's laughter is so lovely. Stephen is so cute. Thank godness he's back. I've missed his so much.
@moto-minimalist8196
@moto-minimalist8196 4 года назад
The choice should be up to the parents.
@UtilityPro
@UtilityPro 4 года назад
The placement and ad choices (by Google) have been hilarious this video. Plus, the perfect ad that underscored Steven's Joke.
@strippelhoff4898
@strippelhoff4898 4 года назад
Closes schools at 1,000 national cases - then attempts to force schools to reopen at 3.3 million national cases
@septemberwilson2546
@septemberwilson2546 4 года назад
When thing go back to normal I'm going to miss Stephen talking to his wife at the beginning
@l.l.1851
@l.l.1851 4 года назад
Me too! I luv how she grounds him🙌
@tonioshea9870
@tonioshea9870 4 года назад
Yes, they're "meant to be." 💏 Precious! Almost as sweet as the love between Donnie & Miss Slovenia.🤣🤣 Kidding! 😸
@brutock
@brutock 4 года назад
So true
@chelseaminton6836
@chelseaminton6836 4 года назад
I’m going to miss it too!! They are so genuinely in love and I love how they enjoy each other’s company and just have fun ❤️ When they make each other laugh it’s so infectious!
@timapple6586
@timapple6586 4 года назад
Totally. If he engaged in foreplay with a studio audience he'd suddenly be Craig Ferguson.
@annmariecassani8388
@annmariecassani8388 4 года назад
Love you, Stephen, you're the best.
@algorhythm4593
@algorhythm4593 4 года назад
Lol...you gotta get better friends.
@rudymathews1430
@rudymathews1430 4 года назад
Ahh, we missed you. Without your light-hearted comical scathing we were left with just... unfiltered reality. Welcome back!
@LumiereDarlin
@LumiereDarlin 4 года назад
Evie giggling at dumb jokes is the thing I’ll miss most when Colbert goes back to the studio. She always makes me smile! ❤️❤️
@elvismcnab4805
@elvismcnab4805 4 года назад
He will never be back in studio. He's going to jail for the rest of his life.
@YingofDarkness
@YingofDarkness 4 года назад
@@elvismcnab4805 For?
@KyleMurphyArt
@KyleMurphyArt 4 года назад
Colbert is at the top of his game; his timing in some of these jokes is brilliant.
@suzyqualcast6269
@suzyqualcast6269 4 года назад
Cos he's been snortling for fourteen....
@politicalpolitics7139
@politicalpolitics7139 4 года назад
@Russell Warren wut, you may have lost your remaining brain cell
@atrain84
@atrain84 4 года назад
Halfway in and I’m on the FOURTH commercial interruption. Bailed.
@dougdecloux6967
@dougdecloux6967 4 года назад
as a Canadian you're the only reason I get up in the morning
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 4 года назад
*He's back baby!!! Stephen, never leave us again!!!* 💜💋👍😀
@serafineargo1780
@serafineargo1780 4 года назад
I wish the media would call out the schools for having their meetings on zoom talking about opening the school. If it is so safe to open schools back up, then why aren’t they meeting in person?
@msmithmitchell1604
@msmithmitchell1604 4 года назад
The SCHOOLS (for the most part) don’t want to physically reopen. The White House is forcing them. Didn’t you understand the issue?
@amyking4931
@amyking4931 4 года назад
Msmith Mitchell I think the poster meant Congress in the first sentence instead of schools.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
lol yeh if teachers aren't willing to go back to an empty school, it's pretty nuts to go back to a full one! Melbourne Australia schools are sort of closed now, due to a case increase, teachers are at school all this week prepping for the return to online learning. From next week most kids will return to that, only years 11 & 12 studying for final exams, at risk children, children of essential workers & children at disability/special needs schools will be attending in person
@Kid_Ying
@Kid_Ying 4 года назад
I think these folks have forgotten what the people's version of justice looks like.
@18Wheeler-cf1mx
@18Wheeler-cf1mx 4 года назад
Nothing but love for Colbert. Colbert in 2020.
@SuperBC1975
@SuperBC1975 4 года назад
Welcome back, Stephen. We missed you!
@feslife101
@feslife101 4 года назад
Hearing SC's wife laughing in the background is the best thing I've heard all week 😂
@PickledThyme1
@PickledThyme1 3 года назад
That Goyaway joke was priceless.
@bluehalo8604
@bluehalo8604 4 года назад
You've been HEALTH'D!! 😭😂😭 I hate this place.
@keroloss8427
@keroloss8427 4 года назад
WELCOME BACK STEPHEN. WE'VE MISSED YOUU!!!
@sacrilegiousboi
@sacrilegiousboi 4 года назад
His wife's giggles at his jokes are the best freaking thing ever. They are the best couple. 🥰
@mariankushigbor9605
@mariankushigbor9605 4 года назад
Yes aaawww🥰
@dmknight08
@dmknight08 4 года назад
If the schools don’t get funded then they can’t invest in distance learning tools and teachers... and so nothing?
@sharonmitchell5695
@sharonmitchell5695 3 года назад
I love that Colbert can still get his wife to giggle at his antics! True love.
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