Trump Snoozes Through Stormy Daniels Trial, Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Puppy Slaying

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Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump continuously falling asleep during his hush money trial, Kristi Noem making a shocking admission that she killed her puppy and Zendaya's movie Challengers being a spicy smash hit at the box office.
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Trump Snoozes Through Stormy Daniels Trial, Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Puppy Slaying
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@russellhammond371 17 дней назад

"It's too cold? I've heard that excuse before" Lol! wow

@classicalaid1 17 дней назад

If Noem shot her dog for bad behavior... imagine what she'll do with you if you don't follow her dictates.

@KrustyKlown 15 дней назад

that Gravel Pit is full of Noem's disappointments.

@wandatownes7387 17 дней назад

Garret Finley stole it with paddle ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pennyelaines 16 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣🙌

@demean2798 16 дней назад

There could a 9.8 earth quake, I would still be laughing my ass off to Finley's paddle sports😂

@dceplay 15 дней назад

The perfect metaphor for masturbation.....

@k.mccandies1505 17 дней назад

The Paddle bit was Hilarious 😆! So glad you're back Jimbo 🙌🏾!!!

@joshuaang1104 17 дней назад

"I'm not saying she's a dog murderer. I'm saying we should be asking questions. Like is she a dog murderer?" -Jennifer Barkley (Parks and Rec)

@samandcolbyfanb340 17 дней назад

The fact that she murdered a puppy is absolutely disgusting 🤢

@Littlebigtime 17 дней назад

She's a sociopath. Beyond disgusting.

@istdochallesegal3427 17 дней назад

See You Next Tuesday!

@sarahhasah679 17 дней назад

Who is this nut job?

@GiGi-lg1dl 17 дней назад

She shot her goat the same day in the same gravel pit too, and mentioned shooting dead 2 horses too

@Randomklips4447 17 дней назад

@@GiGi-lg1dl3*

@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar 17 дней назад

Kristy Noems The Gravel Pit story has Stephen King asking himself why didn't I think of that.

@dceplay 15 дней назад

Too sick for even Steven King ☠️

@jturtle5318 12 дней назад

He's creative, not a monster...

@merrygangemi 16 дней назад

It's a rather short jump from abusing and killing a defenseless puppy, a goat, and three horses, to seeing people--- you know children as well as adults. It's NOT a good sign.

@regantaylor148 17 дней назад

Why isn't an animal welfare agency not investigating nome for felony animal abuse.

@stephansteohanlarsen7457 17 дней назад

Noem 😅

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Name Noem's Novelty to Animals

@dejavually 17 дней назад

@Vincent-fo7xp 17 дней назад

Because it's legal in a red state

@kimberlym5988 17 дней назад

Happened 20 years ago or something. Plus, she's the governor. :(

@nicholasgarrick8855 17 дней назад

That dove clip was hilarious couldn't stop laughing 🤣.

@EvesRevenge 17 дней назад

not the Slovakian rep w the dove. That country is right behind Ukraine on Putin’s map to concur. Poland and Slovakia are after Ukraine (maps) …I have a missing friend from 3 rock type fan pages on facebook He is a Slovakian citizen. he said, his country claimed to be democratic or a democratic-socialist govt…Well? his house was bugged, they f’ed up his computer while trying to observe his activity on it over social media. He could not choose his major in college, nor buy even classic literature in their bookstores. He is still missing. 😢His government convinced the Trump administration to accept them as a democratic govt/country and they now have six embassies in our country. so sad, so scary.

@johnnygrant363 17 дней назад

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@vsznry 17 дней назад

"erm... can you catch it as well?" LOLOL

17 дней назад

It was Slovenia.

@thenowak9053 16 дней назад

It was Slovakia (source: I'm from Slovakia).

@KtotheL 17 дней назад

the ICE T Breakdown was great ! raise for the writer$ ?

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

Right? Great writing for the whole show. No misses today

@vsznry 17 дней назад

Air Bidens was hilarious.

@leannevandekew1996 17 дней назад

Trump already has a note from a doctor to get out of criminal trials: Phone Spurs.

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Donnie's title for Ms. Daniel's payment: Proporn Blurs

@Amanda_move 17 дней назад

Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙.

@dceplay 15 дней назад

Because your life most likely does depend on it...

@kerriegray4733 17 дней назад

Who kills a puppy? That’s murder. And a family goat & family horses? I lived on a farm. We didn’t kill our pets.

@ik7482 17 дней назад

yep Noem is a srial kller..

@kr13100 17 дней назад

The bar of acceptance for trump party is demonstrating how unnecessarily cruel and vile one can be.

@Have.An.AmicoDay 16 дней назад

people do it different ways... some leave their dogs in the middle of the woods... if they are use to being fed from a bag or a can, they cant feed themselves and starve...

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 16 дней назад

I absolutely agree with that that is murder. My question would be why is that murder but the brutal and unnecessary killings of 56 billion livestock animals a year isn't seen as murder?

@dceplay 15 дней назад

Sadly, most people consider the murder of animals for consumption as uncruel, unlike domesticated ones...

@jasonbamburg1163 17 дней назад

Puppy murder aside, thanks for uploading clips so quickly. Some of us need this or can't watch at all. RU-vid doesn't suck.

@Joe_1sr9 17 дней назад

She also shot her goat 🐐 and horses 🐎 can you believe it. RIP Cricket.

@Have.An.AmicoDay 16 дней назад

ex husband must have messed her up good...

@edwardroche2480 17 дней назад

As a hunting dog the puppy was kept in a cage most of the time only brought out for training or hunting. For a young puppy they go nuts when they first come out. Need to keep them on a leash until they are trained. I've never trained a pointer, but my grandfather has. I was totally stupid back in the seventies. And it's still shows. Forgive me grandfather

@leannevandekew1996 17 дней назад

Odor in the court?

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

EVERYONE approach the stench

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

All Rise...their eyes flow, 'tis they that let it forthgo

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

You may NOT be seated until the smell is deleted

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Drumpf doesn't wear orange blush, he's camouflaged for discretion

@ik7482 17 дней назад

🤢🤮

@nicholasgarrick8855 17 дней назад

Welcome back jimmy it great to see you tonight.

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Well no shames have been changed since you last gave a shout, and those blames that you named, they have not gone down or out, who'da thunk they'd lead ya - back onstage, and with balls right where we'll knee ya - well calm back well calm back well calm back

@debimorsette1685 16 дней назад

The Kentucky Derby hat looks like The King’s Guards hat at Buckingham Palace crashed into a field of flowers and the flowers won.

@dannyburleigh1 17 дней назад

"SHOUT OUT to the White Dove!!"

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Grilled: askin' 4 Baskin. Roasted: You wanna peace o' THIS hen lucky fried alley chicken?

@garycpriestley 16 дней назад

The Garrett Finley interview was the funniest gag I've seen in years!!!! 😆😅🤣🤣🤣

@SBHink 17 дней назад

did Jimmy blush during the paddleball demo ;)

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

I think so especially when it kept going 😂

@chuyocaca4153 17 дней назад

2 :46 Is it just Me? or Donnie's smirk looks a lot like Stan Laurel 🤣

@dceplay 15 дней назад

Trump’s famous “sh!t-eating grin”...

@8arrows 17 дней назад

I wonder what Trummkopf would do for a Diet Coke in prison.

@ik7482 17 дней назад

Trumpty Dumpty

@ik7482 17 дней назад

trumpty dumpty.

@ik7482 17 дней назад

trumpty dumpty

@jacobgood4842 17 дней назад

I wonder how the rest of the country that has animals felt she also bragged about it

@Hurricaane_Princess 17 дней назад

My thoughts exactly!!

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

It's going to make plenty feel like VOTING

@vinniediesel1369 17 дней назад

"If publisher Pecker paid a Playboy Playmate how many Playboy Playmates did Pecker pay?" ~Stephen Colbert

17 дней назад

Stephen Colbert 🤭

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Perhaps a'plenty o' pretty princesses paraded past President party-boy, pullin' some an' a-pushin' other pinklets, peerin' at some, an' a-pryin' at others, leerin' at mothers an' a-pryin' w/da..u...gh .....t..........

@Have.An.AmicoDay 16 дней назад

Peter Pecker better pick some pickled peppers quick...

@kellybrown740 16 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣

@vinniediesel1369 16 дней назад

I forgot to credit him for that but I just updated it thanks for the reminder!

@scottschader3664 16 дней назад

78 and muggy 😂😂😂

@kookootrix1978 17 дней назад

You mean "Odor in the court!" #StinkyDon

@daviegriffin3539 17 дней назад

*Felonious45* 🤥 AKA #FeloniousFarty5 💨👃💨

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

😂 Ew

@julieblaha4960 16 дней назад

There’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing a commercial trump paid for on a Jimmy Kimmel video

@davidwilson5381 16 дней назад

Don the con is selling the sneaker loafer hybrid, Leaker!

@dera6347 17 дней назад

Cruel Ella Noemvil.

@MelissaM-lo5hi 17 дней назад

Great to have you all back. Great show. Informative. From beginning to end🔥👍

@JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 17 дней назад

Thank you Jimmy

@Artistic_Kay 17 дней назад

Welcome back! 🤩

@tamaradudley7398 17 дней назад

No heat because... HE STINKS

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

Omg imagine the warm farts he would stink the courtroom up with

@jodiramberg707 17 дней назад

Which of these racquet sports would you recommend for me? I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mooreandless 17 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 17 дней назад

Rocket spurts?

@dannyburleigh1 17 дней назад

There is a real chance to be a MAD HATTER now!

@robertgandler3177 17 дней назад

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

@Skarlett00 16 дней назад

The paddle ball bit 😂😂

@thatswhatusdovesdo 17 дней назад

Then trump starts the clapping like in training day

@tammyjantzen9004 17 дней назад

That hat! 😂😂😂

@kookootrix1978 17 дней назад

💙💙💙💙💙 love it!

@thomaslienert4225 17 дней назад

@@kookootrix1978 Did the audience member seated behind Maddie get a refund?

@jturtle5318 12 дней назад

"Umm, so can you catch it as well?" 💀 💀 💀

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

Fire monologue from beginning to end. Great job, writers, great job, band, great job, Jimmy. 👏🏿

@optimistprime7897 17 дней назад

"Snoafer" is a terrible nickname for a shoe, but I guess the only other option was "Leaker" so...

@billybillz4443 15 дней назад

Lmaooooooooooooooo i laughed so hard at the paddle ball bit

@seantlewis376 17 дней назад

The biggest horse race in the US having a "horseless carriage" company as a sponsor seems just a little bit funny all on its own.

@christinespiers-wy9kr 15 дней назад

Right now I am praying for peace in our Country and in our World!👍

@EvesRevenge 17 дней назад

Talkin about Slovakia…The Slovakian govt? My friend from 3 facebook music fan groups, whom I’d been conversing with for two years…He lived in Slovenia, would complain to me his government said they were a democratic solialst country. The country that Trump allowed to lie, as my friend told me. They did not let their citizens choose what career or focus one has in college. Books were banned and you could not choose what books you wanted to read bc they aren’t available in book stores…classics…just like the ones republicans were trying to ban…The books that had so many librarian’s in n the US quit their jobs over bc they are indeed, classical literature. So DEMOCRACY , not just democratic thought or persuasion in politics…DEMOCRACY IS ON YOUR CHAD-hanging (ref to bush v gore presidential race…the one where an actual man of character accepted his loss in the SCOTUS, case, and didn’t cause his angry followers to storm our capital or yeah, he wasn’t indicted on 80+ criminal counts …Gore they should’ve been president over Bush II. But ya know that damn electoral college makes both my vote and yours less valuable bc our country came up with the electoral college…It appeased Southern slave- owners bc it allowed a male slave, ou need by ine if them, to be worth a partial vote in our country’s beginning…civil war era. History does not need to repeat itself if ppl pay attention..know what news sources are reliable. Know why a reliable source of info is important even!!!!!

@thenowak9053 16 дней назад

Do not mix up Slovakia and Slovenia.

@sandytrunks 17 дней назад

@6:08 THAT is an Emmy moment right there!

@hijones2968 15 дней назад

The paddleball bit was so accurate!

@dceplay 15 дней назад

The perfect metaphor for masturbation....

@lashendawest7509 17 дней назад

We love your show jimmy fallon

@martinlye2748 16 дней назад

I worked as a temperature control ( building operator ) and every chair had a sweater on it.

@DerekReuter 16 дней назад

NOICE!!! My gut hurts from the lolz

@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 16 дней назад

Trump probably would be like “The Mc rib is back. Order my quota”.

@timbutler8316 17 дней назад

The lunatic was awake the whole time! He wasn’t asleep.

@FORESTGUMP5280 17 дней назад

Glad you got the opening back in the public….! WTF was that…!

@KtotheL 17 дней назад

im glad he likes the COLD soooo much because its a LOT colder in the JAIL where he is going to be wearing hospital clothes :) ROFL this guy wouldnt make it 2 weeks once he got his canteen... they would all up in his RAMEN !

@dceplay 15 дней назад

🤢

@JimmyTheGreek2000 15 дней назад

01:17 - It is not a 'hush money' payments trial ! It is not illegal in NY State to pay someone if you want to pay someone ! - It is 34 charges or counts of creating false business records or documents to cover other crimes ! GET THE FACTS CORRERECTLY !!!

@markstevenson6635 15 дней назад

That's too complex for many to understand, apparently.

@that_jason_black 16 дней назад

Clip that! LOL

@Eyeball_Heroin 17 дней назад

That’s awesome, the derby hats are beautiful. 🤩 Marge Simpson Derby style, the winner is going to want to build up their neck muscles significantly.

@willadeefriesland5107 16 дней назад

...then there's a another choice in the 'Snoafer' shoe line named for (T)Rump. It's called the 'Leaker'. Obviously not good in Stormy weather... 🌩

@essiebessie661 16 дней назад

OMG THE RACKET SKIT

@jrgaskin01 17 дней назад

"Don't worry about him. that's just my jew". Ice-T.

@Nicole-nt5np 17 дней назад

Where was jimmy the last 2 weeks

@PatriciaKeel-ig9ni 17 дней назад

Spring break

@user-if6jc3lr3y 17 дней назад

Yellow tulip is very good ❤

@zheekoh7859 16 дней назад

The girl sitting beside Jimmy near the end is gorgeous

@Eyeball_Heroin 17 дней назад

Watched it today, this movie could have waited for the tv screen. Nothing about this movie required a movies screen. A bunch of tight young bodies playing very aggressive tennis, saved this movie it felt that the movie was building to something significant, but no climax scene was really rendered. You can wait to see it.

@christinespiers-wy9kr 15 дней назад

Jimmy, I tried to enter the Derby Day contest, but the link would not open?

@ladybeetle245 16 дней назад

Noem said the puppy was bursting with joy--and she shot him? Instead of finding him another home? She is in a bad way.

@katherinehunter9526 17 дней назад

FARTING PUMPKIN 🎃 💨🙀

@RobertDarcy 16 дней назад

Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing SNL to Sesame Street!

@JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 17 дней назад

Knuckles ❤ Jimmy fallon

@dianehartung5954 16 дней назад

Love ICE TEAS !¡!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@christinespiers-wy9kr 15 дней назад

Jimmy, I tried to enter the contest for the Derby Day contest, but the link wouldn’t open. Is the contest already over?

@rainzohav2181 17 дней назад

Oh my: Pink’s hot dogs. A blast from my past. It’s still there?

@oldbeatpete 14 дней назад

it will never die

@matthewsutphin7508 17 дней назад

Holy pigeon shyt, hands down the most powerful peaceful omen the world will 4get

@knibblescakes5510 15 дней назад

Love the Kentucky Derby hats 👒

@GigiolaCinquetty 17 дней назад

Snofers, made from real puppy leather ... 😁🤣🤪

@TheBeezusjones 17 дней назад

Wait- so why isn't that Noem lady in jail for animal cruelty... ????

@donnawoodford8145 17 дней назад

She thinks she should have immunity???

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

I think it's legal in the states that keep us backward thanks to the electoral college

@christinespiers-wy9kr 15 дней назад

Love “The Root”!😊 Looking forward to seeing Tiger Woods on your Show!

@TheParserable 17 дней назад

The right joke isn't that birds fly around and shit on you from the Home Depo ceiling. That happens all of the time at the JFK international airport. Jimmy should know that.

@DarkPesco 17 дней назад

There isn't a JFK International airport in every town making it relatable to the entire audience. There are Home Depots everywhere, though. If you ever get a chance to visit the States you'll see how obvious it is that Home Depot is the right joke for an American audience.

@TheParserable 17 дней назад

@@DarkPesco Ok, sorry. I didn't realize the comedy police was on patrol tonight. I thought the NYC fans would find that comment funny.

@peachesandpoets 17 дней назад

@@TheParserableweren't YOU being the comedy police with your initial comment? The person yotue replying to was explaining why the writers wrote the joke the way they did and you came back trying to act like they were doing what you did. Very odd behaviour.

@TheParserable 16 дней назад

@@peachesandpoets I was making a joke. Both of you are being over analytical. Thanks for explaining comedy to me.

@christinespiers-wy9kr 15 дней назад

Love Justin!❤