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Trump Torpedoes Tom Emmer’s Speaker Bid | Jenna Ellis Flips | U.S. Spells “Us” 

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The House GOP failed again to choose a Speaker, another Trump co-defendant took a plea deal in Georgia, and the former president made an incredible discovery mid-speech. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@lw3269
@lw3269 7 месяцев назад
The answer to "Who Flipped Now?" is Mark Meadows.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 7 месяцев назад
geological sign? "dumber than a box of rocks."
@o.c.kiddkidd5163
@o.c.kiddkidd5163 7 месяцев назад
Don't be crass, Stephen! They had to ask the candidates their geological signs...they all have rocks in their heads!
@wayneriley7367
@wayneriley7367 7 месяцев назад
Let’s remember that Jenna went to college and law school and she states that she made a mistake trusting other lawyers and didn’t do her work. So what do they teach college?
@LoPhatKao
@LoPhatKao 7 месяцев назад
well, it _is_ the armerican education system
@broddr
@broddr 7 месяцев назад
Based on how many of Trump’s and Giuliani’s lawyers are complaining (and suing) about not being paid, apparently law school doesn’t even teach them to make sure the check clears.
@humanforotherhumans
@humanforotherhumans 7 месяцев назад
What an insult to Nelson Mandela and other liberation movement leaders around the world.
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
If only the Clinton Foundation could help.
@karinpewe3840
@karinpewe3840 7 месяцев назад
"I don´t know how to fix that" should be the new slogan of the rep. party.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 7 месяцев назад
Good one!
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 7 месяцев назад
Aka "Trump broke the toilet again".
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 7 месяцев назад
Sad thing is that it's not even a joke that they aren't even trying to fix anything anymore. They don't even have plans that won't work to fix anything. Their WHOLE platform has just become insulting and complaining.
@katescarratt4267
@katescarratt4267 7 месяцев назад
How about "We don't care about fixing it."?
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 7 месяцев назад
@@Logan_BaronThey want to rule and restrict, not govern or legislate anything good.
@JonTigert
@JonTigert 7 месяцев назад
I’ll never not miss Jon adding piano sound effects to Stephen putting down his imaginary props. The most subtle and satisfying long running bit of all time
@bhonest-gb5zg
@bhonest-gb5zg 7 месяцев назад
I miss John Baptiste even Stephen does cuz he puts props away still and wait for the key
@FO_Biggles
@FO_Biggles 6 месяцев назад
Jon B. is overrated. He wasn't funny, was usually annoying, & made mistakes in 99% (my estimate) of what he played. Just my nickel's worth. He's not missed here. (Almost forgot: go ahead, _FLAME_ me! It's expected.)
@claire-lg6sg
@claire-lg6sg 7 месяцев назад
Emmer is my district's rep and my GOD hearing those boos from the crowd about the DUI BS was so validating. I went to school with the man's kids and couldn't stand ANY of the family.
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 7 месяцев назад
*_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_* - trump, in the not too distant future
@lisa2stewart
@lisa2stewart 7 месяцев назад
😂 UNDERRATED COMMENT!
@anniehiggins3884
@anniehiggins3884 7 месяцев назад
😂😂
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👈🎃👉
@yvonnecamacho7887
@yvonnecamacho7887 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 7 месяцев назад
...so, building an insanity plea?
@tdsoldier3198
@tdsoldier3198 7 месяцев назад
The GOP's electile dysfunction has lasted 3 weeks now.
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 7 месяцев назад
SEE YOUR DOCTOR!
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
💊🍆🤏
@mrvlsmrv
@mrvlsmrv 7 месяцев назад
They keep asking for help from the blue assistants.
@nicholeb2746
@nicholeb2746 7 месяцев назад
Nice
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 7 месяцев назад
They just need to give in and take the Blue pill, y'know.
@hellagood67
@hellagood67 7 месяцев назад
The part about Hungary and Turkey took me back to my childhood, when my dad would recite this ‘phrase’ to me…..”Are you Hungary?” “Yeh Siam” “Then I’ll Russia to the table and Fiji on Turkey and Greece.” “Sweden my teeth, Denmark my bill.” I have no idea where it originated from but it made me laugh every time. As for drumpfty having the audacity to compare himself to Madiba….what an absolute cretin. Great monologue, Stephen. 👏👏👏👏
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад
Daily reminder: it’s your money going to pay house representatives to do their job. If you don’t do your job at work for 3 weeks straight, will they keep paying you?
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 7 месяцев назад
"Mr. Emmer, are you okay?!" had me howling 😭
@YourTripleScorpio
@YourTripleScorpio 7 месяцев назад
Anti Gravitas Emmer?
@Metalbass10000
@Metalbass10000 7 месяцев назад
Anyone remember Max Headroom?
@presentfuture7563
@presentfuture7563 7 месяцев назад
I'm just sorry it wasn't the cat filter
@sunray501
@sunray501 7 месяцев назад
He also managed to blur the background so hard, you couldn't see his shoulders or his whole head. Idk even know how to do that purpose 😅
@trekkienzl2862
@trekkienzl2862 7 месяцев назад
8:52 *Trump:* "You don't have to vote, don't worry about voting" You hear that Trump supporters? Trump said you don't have to vote. Don't worry about it.
@Trottelheimer
@Trottelheimer 7 месяцев назад
Could it be because the GQP is planning another coup anyway?
@conniekimble1782
@conniekimble1782 7 месяцев назад
100%
@DianeRiffee
@DianeRiffee 7 месяцев назад
What did he mean when said “We have plenty of votes”? Does that mean they already have ballots filled out and ready to go to stuff ballot boxes? Republicans are so shady 😎
@TheKleptix
@TheKleptix 7 месяцев назад
They'll just do a coup instead to put king Dump on the throne
@robinsansing2642
@robinsansing2642 7 месяцев назад
Right another coup! He wants to go to jail, as his role model did Adolph Hitler did, so he wants to follow his leader. Only thing is Hitler was much younger than 45 is now. I don't think he'll survive unless the coup takes over the country. Scary thought but truly nothing would surprise me these days!
@xy6845
@xy6845 7 месяцев назад
That Nelson Mandela comeback though.... perfect, Steven, perfect. 👏👏😄😄🤣
@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 7 месяцев назад
Woman who supposedly has a law degree blames it all on lawyers who knew more than she did, like she's a teenage employee at McDonald's at her first job, with no idea of what's right and wrong.
@paavobergmann4920
@paavobergmann4920 7 месяцев назад
" I was only following orders", yeah, that worked great, didn´t it, Mr. Keitel?
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 7 месяцев назад
Remember when they didn't charge Trump Jr. with a crime because he was only a kid, only 40 years old and clearly too dumb to know that working with Russia to subvert our democracy was a crime? Ellis is 38. As you say, when has that become too young to know right from wrong? Oh, yeah, when it's Republicans doing crime, huh? I'm surprised they don't say that Donald Trump _senior_ was too young to know what he was doing. He was certainly too _dumb._ But that, too, only seems to be a defense when Republicans commit crimes.
@irenehigginbotham6392
@irenehigginbotham6392 7 месяцев назад
Well, they were bigger than me and they were doing it too.
@hayberdasher8625
@hayberdasher8625 7 месяцев назад
Having a law degree is one thing. Having principles and the guts to stand up for yourself, that's a whole other thing.
@DennisFrancispublishing
@DennisFrancispublishing 7 месяцев назад
It's absolutely insane that so many people who belong to the party of personal responsibility are so adamant that they can't be blamed for anything. Somehow, everything is always someone else's fault. Is there a prescription for that kind of neurosis?
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 7 месяцев назад
Yes. Vote blue.
@WhiteFangofWar
@WhiteFangofWar 7 месяцев назад
Yes, but they won't take it. They still hate doctors for 'making up' Covid 19.
@staceybair5407
@staceybair5407 7 месяцев назад
Yeah it's called weed😂👊🏾✌🏾💞
@kajerlou
@kajerlou 7 месяцев назад
I very nearly died in an accident with a drunk driver who t-boned me. 17 years later and it's been laid out that I'll never fully recover from my injuries and I will always have a bit of plastic holding an aorta together. People willing to drink and drive should be charge with reckless attempted homicide but, the guy who hit me basically got off scott free cause I was poor back then and he had resources.
@chrissyce5613
@chrissyce5613 7 месяцев назад
I completely agree that people that drive under the influence should be charged with attempted murder.
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 7 месяцев назад
I missed you, and I believe A LOT of "US" in the "US" did too. Thank Dog you're back to help us deal with the daily insanity and chaos. If I didn't hear this with your humorous twist I think I'd throw myself off a cliff🤯🤯 As a Wow (an upside down Mom), I am so sad and scared for my children. This nut needs to be found guilty and thrown in the clink. And they need to study him to see what was actually elected into office. Thanks for lightening the mood Stephen ❤
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 7 месяцев назад
I don't believe a word Jenna Ellis is saying. She knew everything the whole time and she's only saying that to save her own skin.
@rsr789
@rsr789 7 месяцев назад
A violinist really should have been playing in the corner of the courtroom while she was reading with her crocodile tears.
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 месяцев назад
Me: So what are Trump’s lawyers and associates doing these days? Judge: Pleading guilty.
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 7 месяцев назад
MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 7 месяцев назад
Knock, knock... Who's there? Pre... Pre who? Pre-dawn prison guard... bed check.
@quecee
@quecee 7 месяцев назад
Trump JUST figured out how to spell "us".
@katescarratt4267
@katescarratt4267 7 месяцев назад
How long before he realises what it means? He's never got further than "me," so he probably thinks it means "what I see when I look in lots of mirrors - lots of "me"s."
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 7 месяцев назад
@kate... I'm hearing your quote in Colbert's voice of Trump. 🤭🤣
@priscillarobb647
@priscillarobb647 7 месяцев назад
What’s very hard word to spell. Lol!
@commonsense8831
@commonsense8831 7 месяцев назад
Another discovery how genius he is :- Person, Woman, Man, Camera, Tv, US
@ricklee6196
@ricklee6196 7 месяцев назад
Love you Stephen, thanks for keeping 'us' sane in a crazy world.
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
The LGBTQ Community loves him.
@ricklee6196
@ricklee6196 7 месяцев назад
@@oldsalt8011 Put a lot of though in that didn't ya ...
@loranelson5393
@loranelson5393 7 месяцев назад
Stephen is silent and complacent on what is happening in Gaza. So disappointing.
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
@@loranelson5393 He looks kinda Jewish to me.
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 7 месяцев назад
🎶 🎶 🎶 _Flip, flip, flip your boss_ _Roughly into jail_ _Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily_ _trump is but a fail_ 🎶
@rootzero
@rootzero 7 месяцев назад
💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️😊
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
🥁🥁🪘
@F8Tributo
@F8Tributo 7 месяцев назад
Emmer gets two DUIs, then he reduces the penalties for DUIs? That's who we have in our government? Smh... 4:18- "Astrological sign", not "geological". Tim, Tim, Tim....tsk tsk. Jenna Ellis parrots Trump's big lie about the election being stolen, then cries while reading her statement. Then smiles when she sits down. Quite the actress there...
@alsen99
@alsen99 7 месяцев назад
I realized that too and thought the punchline would be "What is your geological sign? Amethyst?"
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py 7 месяцев назад
She's putting on weight too. Wonder why.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 7 месяцев назад
@@Tina-qp7py She's been eating a lot of hamburgers lately, like her role model.
@icin4d
@icin4d 7 месяцев назад
Her tears are 100% self serving. She was gleeful as fk to help in damaging this nation. How can a "lawyer" do the things she did WITH NO EVIDENCE? They all deserve prison.
@AndrewAMartin
@AndrewAMartin 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, I think the Congressman was being sarcastic about the type of questions being asked... But even then, he screwed it up.
@delmardurham3098
@delmardurham3098 7 месяцев назад
he had to tell his supporters how to spell the word (us) and why do I somehow believe that they wrote it down to gain as knowledge and were mind blown?? lol
@thehoneydeev
@thehoneydeev 7 месяцев назад
The play of words with countries’ names was brilliant ❤
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 7 месяцев назад
sounds like another trump lawyer realized she ain't getting paid.
@icin4d
@icin4d 7 месяцев назад
Sounds like her lawyers said, "Jena, you're going to prison."
@dfuher968
@dfuher968 7 месяцев назад
@@icin4dAnd they also said "that money, u raised on that Christian fundraising site, will only last 2 hours, so listen carefully....".
@icin4d
@icin4d 7 месяцев назад
@@dfuher968 But it's a witch hunt, right? They did nothing wrong, right? Funny how this "witch hunt" is producing so many felons. Yes, they are all pleading guilty to felonies. But she's free to have a public defender at any time. It will be a quick trial. The evidence is overwhelming and solid. None of their technically hearings went anywhere. Without a plea, Ms "Elite Strike Force" is on a fast track to a Georgia prison for her criminality, and she knows it. Can't afford the time - DON'T COMMITT THE CRIME. Now go away "maga" moron.
@nevillec5252
@nevillec5252 7 месяцев назад
Four years in the WH and the gifted leader can't tell Hungary from Turkey. Perfect -- give him another four years.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 7 месяцев назад
Puh lease, how.many Americans are even aware of these countries or could find them on a map?
@malcomkumar
@malcomkumar 7 месяцев назад
No matter how low i feel in the morning, Stephen never fails to put a smile on my face
@penguinsmovies
@penguinsmovies 7 месяцев назад
I sincerely hope that was not her apology to georgia I would have pulled her plea deal for that. We're looking for something more along the lines of "i'm a disgrace and embarrassment to my country"
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
The LGBTQ Community will be there to help.
@gingerredshoes
@gingerredshoes 7 месяцев назад
That geological sign joke was brilliant. 😄
@sherylsoreson9790
@sherylsoreson9790 7 месяцев назад
MAGA should be so proud of their leader. He figured out that the initials of these United States spell out the word "us" and he figured it out all on his own!
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 7 месяцев назад
And he was the first person ever to do so!
@Tjs736
@Tjs736 7 месяцев назад
You know he was ready something in all caps and he got confused till someone explained it to him
@nicholeb2746
@nicholeb2746 7 месяцев назад
But no one will give him the credit he deserves for being such a great speaker!
@ellengrace4609
@ellengrace4609 7 месяцев назад
Wait until he figures out what the acronym for the World Health Organization spells.
@nicholeb2746
@nicholeb2746 7 месяцев назад
@@ellengrace4609 who?
@tinay9491
@tinay9491 7 месяцев назад
fantastic monologue You make this crazed impossible news watchable. joyous
@jasminebean5762
@jasminebean5762 7 месяцев назад
Stephen and his writing team are back in top form, brilliant.
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
The LGBTQ Community is doing their best.
@spaceengineer1452
@spaceengineer1452 7 месяцев назад
"I'm a strong, empowered, lawyer woman"..."Boo hoo, I'm just a little girl !..."
@1Kent
@1Kent 7 месяцев назад
It took him 77 years to figure out that us spells us.😅 😏
@RKarmaKill
@RKarmaKill 7 месяцев назад
Mr. STEPHEN COLBERT AND YOUR WRITERS, THANK YOU !!!
@keithmoorechannel
@keithmoorechannel 7 месяцев назад
‘According to people I pay to care about it’. Best line ever.
@timpwhit
@timpwhit 7 месяцев назад
Emmer reminds me of the lawyer who similarly couldn't figure out how to turn off his Zoom filter, and felt compelled to tell his fellow meeting members that "I'm not a cat." Good to know, thanks.
@timefortinybirdandfriends6565
@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 7 месяцев назад
That's what I thought of, too!🤣
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 7 месяцев назад
friken hilarious!
@susanfanning9480
@susanfanning9480 7 месяцев назад
For us older folks , things like the cat guy and trump are not doing us any favors at all.
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🙀
@amydearing9866
@amydearing9866 7 месяцев назад
My favorite of Zoom mishaps
@krysmorrison3896
@krysmorrison3896 7 месяцев назад
The stable genius with the bigly brain has only taken 76+years to work out US spells us It’s understandable really, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘us’
@terryoquinn8199
@terryoquinn8199 7 месяцев назад
That very large abrain was getting in his way .
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 7 месяцев назад
#ohsnap.
@dtschuor459
@dtschuor459 7 месяцев назад
Dang, totally forgot about the loud fart🤣😂🤣😂, Many thanks Late Show!❤❤❤
@branevans3705
@branevans3705 7 месяцев назад
Haha good one tonight, Steven. A little levity during really crappy times.
@TheUpGrayed
@TheUpGrayed 7 месяцев назад
I cannot wrap my head around people listening to Trump speak like a 7 year old and think " Yup, that's my guy! " WTF, I can't do it anymore... it hurts. I'm in actual pain.
@xmiller7691
@xmiller7691 7 месяцев назад
But to be fair, the people who laugh along with him at his witticisms at his fascist hootenannies have the intellects of 5 yo playground bullies.
@janetstonerook4552
@janetstonerook4552 7 месяцев назад
I can't tolerate listening to him at all, cringey and stupid.
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 7 месяцев назад
I think most of the audience go there to have a good laugh.
@LakotaCat
@LakotaCat 7 месяцев назад
Trump worshipers say over and over again, "he speaks like us", and "he just says whats on his mind". In other words, they love the nonstop meanness, bullying, and hatred that spews out of his lie-hole.
@jeank8061
@jeank8061 7 месяцев назад
Riiiiiight??!!! I try to understand things from other peoples' point-of-view ... but this resilient support for that babbling self-centered freak is just beyond me
@gdarren7
@gdarren7 7 месяцев назад
US as in USA ? After 4 years of being a president, he just realize now and he is the best Republican can come up with for 2024 ? Good luck America…
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 7 месяцев назад
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at the GOP this hard before!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@Tradewindsvintagehi
@Tradewindsvintagehi 7 месяцев назад
Uh oh I’ve been calling this whole situation a clown car. But now that you’ve reminded us that clowns do indeed go to college, I gotta find a better description of the whole horror show. Stephen, I’m glad you’re feeling better and back with us.
@MrGoldhandles
@MrGoldhandles 7 месяцев назад
that U.S. spells us thing is straight from Klink in Hogans Hero's. 'nuff said on multiple levels
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 7 месяцев назад
Well at least that would have made more sense, since he was playing a German. I don’t know who the actor was, or where he is from. I would have to say, trump’s stupidity is far beyond anything I have seen in a television show. Even zombie movies. 😮 Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
@aaronsteers
@aaronsteers 7 месяцев назад
Trump just figuring out about "US" gives new credence that he wasn't very literate before he had to start reading teleprompters all the time.
@meh2510
@meh2510 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, when it comes to pronouns, he never got past "me".
@aaronsteers
@aaronsteers 7 месяцев назад
@@meh2510 So true. His best defense for all the crimes is to claim malignant narcissism, aka a depravity defense. He doesn't believe truth exists beyond what he wants it to be. He literally thinks that he is the only thing that matters.
@grizzlynad
@grizzlynad 7 месяцев назад
Are you implying that FDR wasn’t “elegant”? 🤪
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 7 месяцев назад
And even with teleprompters, there's no assurance Trump won't go on another wild tangent. Also, keep in mind that Trump is not only a true believer in wishful/magical thinking; he learned it straight from one of its pioneers, Norman Vincent Peale.
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 7 месяцев назад
Where is Tiffany? Isn’t she a lawyer?
@nathankrasowski5748
@nathankrasowski5748 7 месяцев назад
Every time I see Stephen set something down out of focal range, I keep expecting Jon to tickle the keys. Those were the good ol' days.
@kimberlylloyd7308
@kimberlylloyd7308 7 месяцев назад
Terrific show. Your group is so sharp and you deliver so well. You have contrbuted so much to your audience these last years. God bless you and our country!
@Mama-eu1ss
@Mama-eu1ss 7 месяцев назад
Jenna Ellis is 38 years old. Maybe not mentally? Why is she pretending to be an innocent, ignorant, absent minded, barely legal adult? Does she think that Matt Gaetz can help?
@xy6845
@xy6845 7 месяцев назад
I love all the classic jokes haha. They'll never go out of style 😂👌
@rickdagrexican7351
@rickdagrexican7351 7 месяцев назад
I haven't laughed this hard in a while so I thank you for sharing the truth a great humor! I appreciate everyone involved with this show
@oldsalt8011
@oldsalt8011 7 месяцев назад
The LGBTQ Community needs more Steambaths. Please do your part and continue to support them.
@zynathera8140
@zynathera8140 7 месяцев назад
Just elect Jeffries already.
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@amazedsatsuma
@amazedsatsuma 7 месяцев назад
I'll settle with whoever the House GOP nominates ignore Trump and the wingnut right and just cut a deal with Jeffries and the Democrats. McCarthy likely would still be Speaker if work with Jeffries instead foolish believe he could appease Gaetz or Boebert....really wish a reporter would point out that simple truth when he decide bash the Dems for his failures
@daren7889
@daren7889 7 месяцев назад
I like US too! As in General US Grant! UNION General who defeated the Confederate Army! Most of these Republicans are Southerners! April 9, 1865 ! 🇩🇪🇨🇭🇺🇲🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@robinmiller8592
@robinmiller8592 7 месяцев назад
Too. Many. Cowards.
@dagordon1041
@dagordon1041 7 месяцев назад
Amen!
@kevinmulcahy7991
@kevinmulcahy7991 7 месяцев назад
So good to have you back Stephen. and the writers too!
@zenleto
@zenleto 7 месяцев назад
Rudy is the gift to comedians that will forever keep giving.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад
Clearly, Jenna Ellis didn’t do her own research!
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 7 месяцев назад
The news of Mark Meadows flipping for immunity must've broke right after they aired this.
@claudioenorfreitas5396
@claudioenorfreitas5396 7 месяцев назад
It's amazing how Colbert continues to get even better...I laugh all the way...he is indeed the best...ever...and his writers too...hilarious, incredibly, insanely hilarious...can't believe it...
@floppsymoppsy5969
@floppsymoppsy5969 7 месяцев назад
She sounded so sincerely concerned for him 😂😂
@adamjuice
@adamjuice 7 месяцев назад
Geological sign "Igneous rising with a sedimentary moon" had me cackling!!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 месяцев назад
Trump: Who’s the nominee for speaker? GQP: Tom Emmer. Trump: Not him! GQP: As you wish, my holy lord 🤣
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes 7 месяцев назад
The best part was Emmer grovelling at trump's feet, tweeting his wall of trump portraits and pretending a diss video was an endorsement
@bee12355
@bee12355 7 месяцев назад
Pretty much
@benwu7980
@benwu7980 7 месяцев назад
Saddest part is.. it's literally a cult. I know that is sort of bandied around in a somewhat joking way... but every day, every story, and every time his followers make excuses... only hardens the case for them to be called a cult. or another similarly spelt 4 letter word.
@LakotaCat
@LakotaCat 7 месяцев назад
@@benwu7980 Trumpism is absolutely a cult. The only ones in denial about that are his WORSHIPPERS.
@terryoquinn8199
@terryoquinn8199 7 месяцев назад
The saddest part is that there are that many people in this country that are genuinely that F N stupid !
@user-wm8no6kz6s
@user-wm8no6kz6s 7 месяцев назад
I'm so happy that Stephen is back🎉😅
@MaxModded
@MaxModded 7 месяцев назад
"Sounds more romantic in Italian." 🤣🤣🤣
@EattheApple666
@EattheApple666 7 месяцев назад
How anyone can vote for a GOP candidate after the last 7yrs is beyond me.
@gogreen7794
@gogreen7794 7 месяцев назад
I haven't voted for a Republican since I could vote in 1974 and I made that decision when I turned 13 in 1968.
@paladro
@paladro 7 месяцев назад
@@gogreen7794 ))
@josephdonais4778
@josephdonais4778 7 месяцев назад
I say it again, the intelligentsia is going to science, they aren't stupid.
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 7 месяцев назад
As long as they insist to everyone that they're geniuses people will believe it.
@ihatespam2
@ihatespam2 7 месяцев назад
@@josephdonais4778splain your foil hat please
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 7 месяцев назад
That Jenna Ellis mugshot looked like a scene from "Smile." As in the exact few seconds before the monster lunged at you. Creepy.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 7 месяцев назад
I always enjoy the Broyhill running gag.
@davidharmon2795
@davidharmon2795 7 месяцев назад
This episode is worthy of an Emmy award 😁🤣😁.
@Firefly99-ef5lh
@Firefly99-ef5lh 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Colbert's opening monologues are always my favorite of late night hosts.
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes 7 месяцев назад
Only because Closer Look isn't an opening monologue
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 7 месяцев назад
Me too!
@Alma1826
@Alma1826 7 месяцев назад
Me too!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 7 месяцев назад
How anyone can see what’s happening in the House of Representatives and still support Republicans is beyond me.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 7 месяцев назад
do you think Lindsay Graham anticipated this cluster-f** when he called the end of the GOP?
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 7 месяцев назад
America: land of never admitting you could ever be wrong. Also land of cults
@user-ii3vn8tn3q
@user-ii3vn8tn3q 7 месяцев назад
Maga isn’t watching, silly! they are out buying Trumps bucks and Trump trading cards, and getting tattoos of Maga hats on their ass. Yee haW!
@atticuswalker8970
@atticuswalker8970 7 месяцев назад
Accepting the mistake they made means admitting the guilt of the result.
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
​@@oldrrocr🤣🤣🤣💯💯🎯🤦‍♂️
@vijo2616
@vijo2616 7 месяцев назад
The 'U.S' thing isn't a big deal... he's just speaking at a level suited to his Base.
@videochu
@videochu 7 месяцев назад
Exceptional monologue!!
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 7 месяцев назад
If Congress can’t function. No paychecks or benefits
@ziegweid
@ziegweid 7 месяцев назад
Exactly!
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
Give them federal minimum wage and ban all other BIg Money in politics. Then they'd fix wages real quick 👍
@DarkRider1768
@DarkRider1768 7 месяцев назад
​@@helios7212no they won't, they make all their money from insider trading and lobbyists.
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 7 месяцев назад
Except for them, since they apparently still get paid. So it’s only the everyday government employees who will loss out. Insanity.
@user-my9rh7tx1l
@user-my9rh7tx1l 7 месяцев назад
Well, that will happen naturally if they do not get their 💩together. The House holds the purse.
@mariacatherine229
@mariacatherine229 7 месяцев назад
Emmer's downfall was that he voted to certify the 2020 election. He is one of only two speaker candidates that wasn't an election denier, so Rump wan't going to let that happen.
@trevorschmitt1572
@trevorschmitt1572 7 месяцев назад
Im so happy Stephen has brought back his Trump impression.
@nanorider426
@nanorider426 7 месяцев назад
I guess there is one in the writing team pumping their fists and saying "Yes!" when Steven nearly laughed at his own words at 9:50. 😁
@dmiller5765
@dmiller5765 7 месяцев назад
Geological sign? Got dim. Us = US. He just noticed. Holy moley.
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes 7 месяцев назад
He thinks he's the first person to ever notice that
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 7 месяцев назад
He is unbelievably dim. Had to ask John Kelly “what happened here?” At Pearl Harbor.
@InAHollowTree
@InAHollowTree 7 месяцев назад
My geological sign is… METAL 🤘🏾🤘🏾 [sick guitar riff plays]
@Hailstormand
@Hailstormand 7 месяцев назад
"According to people I paid to care about it" 😂😂😂 Mr Colbert it's too late for burns like this
@smoking_monk3257
@smoking_monk3257 7 месяцев назад
He has all the best words, keeps them in boxes in the bathroom, can't read them cuz they're like super classified. I read one once, did you know us and U.S. are spelled the same other than the dots. All the best words.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 7 месяцев назад
These writers were Off The Chain for this show today!
@alexanderdumas-
@alexanderdumas- 7 месяцев назад
Her legal career consists of getting farted on by Giuliani and pleading guilty, in before trump says “she was just a coffee girl” 🤡
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 7 месяцев назад
At 38 years old, she does not have to defer to people with "more experience". What did she do after getting her law degree?
@alexanderdumas-
@alexanderdumas- 7 месяцев назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53good luck getting a job in maga workd after snitching on their king
@LakotaCat
@LakotaCat 7 месяцев назад
@@alexanderdumas- Or any non-MAGA place. LOL. I am loving this for all of those traitors.
@nicholasstocker8864
@nicholasstocker8864 7 месяцев назад
Tome Emmer: I’ve become the nominee for Speaker! (In a French accent) *A FEW MOMENTS LATER* Tom Emmer: I am dropping my nomination for Speaker.
@lisa2stewart
@lisa2stewart 7 месяцев назад
I read this in the french 😄voice from SpongeBob "a few hours later"
@dabullzfan25
@dabullzfan25 7 месяцев назад
"A few moments...," dang near like a few seconds later the way they're going.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 7 месяцев назад
@@lisa2stewart May as well nominate SpongeBob at this point
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 7 месяцев назад
Fully heard the French accent from SpongeBob.
@ReadyFreddie5523
@ReadyFreddie5523 7 месяцев назад
Everybody needs their 15 minutes of fame, which is about the same time frame of a Republican speaker of the House lasts.
@jammiebooker6489
@jammiebooker6489 7 месяцев назад
Another co-defendant flipped. I picture the judge standing in front of a grill with the co-defendants in a line as hamburger patties waiting to be flipped 😂
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 7 месяцев назад
They don't show it here...but the look of shock on Jenna Ellis's face at Rudy after the courtroom fart, I die every time 06:20 👀😂
@resistdisinformation9931
@resistdisinformation9931 7 месяцев назад
One day, there will come a time when anyone who did so, will wonder why they even listened to Donald Trump, let alone believed anything he ever said or wrote.
@timefortinybirdandfriends6565
@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 7 месяцев назад
Not soon enough!
@ferox965
@ferox965 7 месяцев назад
And the ones that still do will be left behind.
@davidlloren
@davidlloren 7 месяцев назад
They still think the earth's flat
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 7 месяцев назад
Nah, it's a cult... they're NOT allowed to Think. 🙃 *#FeloniousCult45GQP* 🤡🤥💀🏌💸🔥
@WhiteFangofWar
@WhiteFangofWar 7 месяцев назад
I hope to live to see that day. Then again Hitler still has diehard supporters...
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад
Jenna Ellis isn’t smiling like her mugshot now, and neither is Trump! 😂
@broddr
@broddr 7 месяцев назад
Yeah, Jenna Ellis stopped smiling when Dumpty told her she wouldn’t be getting any $ from his defense slush fund and she was forced to resort to crowdsourcing to fund her defense.
@karinradholm7491
@karinradholm7491 7 месяцев назад
I have missed you Stephen and your funny, FUNNY writers! 🎉😂
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 7 месяцев назад
“… but a flaming bag of poop.” It really IS all in the delivery, isn’t it? 😂
@karinpewe3840
@karinpewe3840 7 месяцев назад
Trump praising dictators all over the world is just sick.
@hew2356
@hew2356 7 месяцев назад
He idolizes them, because he wants to be the dictator of America.
@jannetteberends8730
@jannetteberends8730 7 месяцев назад
Yesterday morning the Russian state t.v. Had a clip about him where they ridiculed him, and called him a btch.
@Pbav8tor
@Pbav8tor 7 месяцев назад
He also said republicans don't need any more votes. Bonkers with terror.i😅
@PleaseDontEatAnimals
@PleaseDontEatAnimals 7 месяцев назад
It's his aspiration.
@davewitter6565
@davewitter6565 7 месяцев назад
DJT never met a despot or dictator he didn't admire and envy
@deelee1569
@deelee1569 7 месяцев назад
"according to people I pay to care about it" 😄
@jadc
@jadc 7 месяцев назад
Instant pay rise for the writer that came up with “Yemen meringue pie”.
@underground_music_uploads5422
@underground_music_uploads5422 7 месяцев назад
4:15 Missed joke as the girl rolls her eyes on "Favorite Color" 🤣
@hatindrama
@hatindrama 7 месяцев назад
Stephen is killing it! The laugh out loud, startling my dog, kind of hilarious. Trump never figured out the U.S./US thing because the only word he knows is ME.
@terryoquinn8199
@terryoquinn8199 7 месяцев назад
It also could be that he’s a profound idiot !
@abh15funk
@abh15funk 3 месяца назад
ME for Trump is Moron Example ! 😂
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 7 месяцев назад
"Yemen merengue pie" was worth the 5 month wait. 🤣
@q-tuber7034
@q-tuber7034 7 месяцев назад
Pure gold
@392redienhcs
@392redienhcs 7 месяцев назад
took me a while to get it...everything in that joke went over my head, goddamn it! Lemon meringue pie! Damn!
@msmbar
@msmbar 7 месяцев назад
The other talk shows are good but Stephen is the GOAT in late night
@manbtm1
@manbtm1 7 месяцев назад
Just when you think Trump‘s speeches can’t get any more ridiculous, ludicrous, and as usual full of lies, he even tops himself each day. It’s inconceivable that this guy is even running for president, yet how many of his loyalist vote for him. This country is truly tanking.
@michellewall6748
@michellewall6748 7 месяцев назад
Only in a America…. Unbelievable! The rest of the world is laughing…..
@dfbrk8196
@dfbrk8196 7 месяцев назад
It's like dosing yourself with ever increasing doses of poison so that you will eventually be able to tolerate any dose. DJ keeps upping the nonsense content of his verbiage until eventually he will be able to speak complete gibberish and his followers will smile and nod. Just keeps working at lowering the bar.
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 7 месяцев назад
The GOP seems to be in an Emmer-gency situation... 🤣
@anthonyschlott916
@anthonyschlott916 7 месяцев назад
They keep making themselves look like Emmer-teurs
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 7 месяцев назад
I just saw that Emmer has dropped out of the race for the speakers hip. What'll they think of next?🤔
@ScratchMarc.
@ScratchMarc. 7 месяцев назад
Emmer Gerd! they're bad at their jerbs!
@flammablewater1755
@flammablewater1755 7 месяцев назад
And now Meadows has been granted immunity so he must have given up some serious stuff.
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