Trump Victory Party Cold Open - SNL 

So dark, they even threw the might live 1000 years" in there. 👹

That is exactly how I was feeling watching it

I was just thinking how actually depressing that skit was but thinking I might be alone it feeling that. lol...then i scrolled down to the comments and saw this.

Or how unfunny they and the writers are.

or maybe how lame the skit is

Bullied by a weak, stupid old man

😂

It wasn't even funny, nobody laughed, there was this whole air about it like he was standing in the corner watching them 😂

Why exactly is Ukraine funding "essential to American security"?

Weak

That's the point it wouldn't be good propaganda if it didn't have that effect. It's almost as if SNL owned by defense contractors doesn't want a president that stops wars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jellyfish have more spine than the actual four senators...as well as most of the Grand Old Phascist Party.

You eating fermented fish is funnier than SNL.

@@Nadrakas according to SNL that's owned by defense contractors 🤡

@@SeismicTempleStudios well it's not that bad: it's basically sardines under oil - kind of like tuna. They are good, especially the portoguese ones.

Voters gonna vote.

Imagine being exactly as delusional as SNL hopes you are.

Absolution

Congrats. SNL wanted to come across that way. You have now achieved TDS stage IV

I took an accurate depiction of yourself this morning, and then flushed it.

😂😂😂😂😂

It's just a hidden camera video of the actual event

Wouldn't be surprised if Donald Trump was somehow involved in the transcript getting out😂

What event was this??? I totally missed that

Which year did this happen

The truth of the skit is in that it doesn't matter what names they are called, they support Trump for what he'll do...expel the illegal invaders / imported Democrat voters.

This reminds me of Olive Oyl's ode, ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UmwLKU5DIGk.html I think that used to be Melania's song.

Presidential candidates should not be voted for CIC because of popularity tho but due to the job they're supposed to do for the citizens

​@@drphot6050that was the point of the joke.

Let’s hear it for setting the bar floor level low!

Don’t let him turn you into somebody else

Really? Lol

IKR? I mean who is Lindsay fooling? Just come out, bro, it’s okay! We won’t judge!

Very funny. Evil pos

@P0wFishI like your conservative tears. Why does mommy get beat every night?

Trump's base is in total control of the Republican party. If they do anything the base doesn't want they will be physically confronted. MAGA ain't playing anymore.

​@P0wFishA. Pick a new comment to reply to every post B. It's Uni not una C. Maybe refute the content instead of whataboutisming D. You're a klanbanging Confederate cult member

The v.p. and graham will be the second husband

@@Vann20FDude has Tim Scott to the (R) 🦝 ...

he's the host. the host never does the cold open

Yeah. That's the only reason I watched the clip. Alas, waste of a few minutes.

Ok thank you so much for telling us that there is no Shane in this. You are a goddamm hero. And i mean this, you are a hero.

@@UgaUga-xu2xt IKR? The only thing more obvious is your high level of dietary soy.

@@darnell87 nuh uh he would be trump

let's hope not.

Looks like the present day Dems

@@lukemn29 Step away from your crack pipe.

What has happened to the Republican party??? It has become a cult

Future?

​@@Srw-em6iqDenial

​@P0wFish owwpglhlx chee boo democracy is crumbling, taking humanity with it too

Yes. So depressing that it was hard to laugh, charming as all the actors are. 8(

agreed, great skit!

Good grief. Get a clue.

Funny, like when Kamala called out biden in the 2020 primaries for his history of racism, then endorsed him.

BIG POPPA TRUMP 2024

and feeding them toddler food was perfection

Yeah, he's the only one who actually sounds like the senator he's acting out.

It isn't a good impression. It just seems good because of the abysmal impressions of the other cast members. The whole skit was painfully unfunny.

It was his voice for sure.

​@@promark5317Not haha funny but I did smile through it.

His smile ain't as big as Uncle Timmy's

And his closeted sexuality!

😂

He sounds more like Cleveland brown by the end

​@@adamhawn2523oh my gosh, thank you!!! I have been saying that for years. He's way too scared of what his hating party would say & do if he came out of the closet. We all know.

@@adamhawn2523 right, when he said honey, i felt like he always seems one thought away from saying that out loud. It sounded just right.

Yikes. On the 👃. I could feel the excuses of “ It’s not his fault/He didn’t mean it. It was a moment of anger. I know deep down he loves me/I asked for it.” The smile of Tim Scott during that interview…..shame.

But you said bitch though?

You ever see that scene in "The Sopranos" where Carmella's therapist brings her face to face with just how shitty Tony really is? I'd love to see a short film, preferably with the same actor, that riffs off that. But instead of Carmella discussing Tony, it's a GOP Senator discussing Trump. Hell, some of the dialog from the original scene could be used verbatim. Like, "You tell me he's a depressed criminal, prone to anger, serially unfaithful. Is that your definition of a good man?" Or, "You must trust your initial impulse and consider leaving him. You'll never be able to feel good about yourself-- you'll never be able to quell the feelings of guilt and shame that you talked about-- so long as you're his accomplice." And of course, "One thing you can never say is that you haven't been told."

Absolutely. Toxic relationship AF

Remember when Kamala Harris said Joe Biden is a racist and tried to get 'girls like her' to stop going to school... yep.

He might be the first president serving as president from jail or under serious indictment

@@LCCWPresents If he’s elected he’ll be able to pardon himself for any federal convictions and have his AG drop any outstanding federal charges. As for the state cases, I imagine those (and any sentences stemming from convictions) would be suspended for at least the duration of his presidency, out of deference to his constitutional responsibilities as president.

I hate this line because it equates ghetto black culture with regular black folks who have class. In other words, black does not mean ghetto. This trope needs to cease.

​@@dailynews5683 So does the trope of ghetto being a derogatory term rather than a sign of harsher oppressive conditions.

@@misterman2830 I'd argue that 'being ghetto' is a sub culture in its own right, and those raised in it celebrate it as being the norm. Of course people raised in that environment have it harder and are oppressed, but there is a difference between having class or not. Look at Trevor Noah for instance. Raised in a poor South African environment yet still exudes class. The same can't be said for a lot of black folks from the ghetto in the states. That's besides the point, though. I hate the fact that when people in this country think of a black man or woman, they first think 'ghetto'. You have to prove yourself first before the greater society will accept you as just a regular black person like Marques Keith Brownlee.

I especially wonder what everyone says behind Biden's back 😂

@@christophernoia5197 He had better win!

​@@christophernoia5197I don't think they have to say it behind his back since he's a little forgetful. Trumps the one with the megalomaniac ego and the massive insecurities though

​@@christophernoia5197 No need to guess, James O'keefe's most recent undercover investigation gave us first-hand testimony. It also just happens to be a lot funnier than this sketch if you're still seeking out a laugh.

Yeah it’s funny bc he’s still goat and everyone talks 💩 about a goat bc of jealousy

Yes he did!!!!

Yeah was surprised how good it was.

That was not ACTUALLY Tim Scott? 🤔🧐

You know, you made me realize: I just watched this stupidly and delusionally thinking he WAS Tim Scott.

Truly, it's easy to overlook his impression. Sort of like Tim Scott himself.

He needs to really show those upper teeth more.

"subservient puppy mentality" -- Is this what you think of Black people who are independent thinkers and not on the Democrats' "plantation".

​@@GenkiSugiru Go send your favourite "billionaire" your gas money, and don't forget to use your grocery money to buy some faux-gold sneakers, then come back to complain about Bidenflation and how you can't pay for 💩 anymore.

snl jus had to open woke af since shane was on ha. horrible sketch

@@TheSadistNat1on what was woke about it? its a joke about how the reps are kissing trumps ass. it was funny. learn to unclench and laugh. besides, the host is never in the cold open. you'd know that if you werent an idiot

Yea a lot of returning viewer that’s haven’t watched in years and tbh is was the garbage they rolled out. Just plain not a good sketch

They missed a chance to save this skit.😂

With how poor this skit was overall, I honestly wouldn't be all that surprised if that was actually the original plan and he just opted out. His Trump impression is top-notch, I certainly wouldn't have tainted it with this garbage.

Your president Joe Biden wax mummy doesn’t have a pinkies worth of what Donald Trump has. Biden is a laughingstock

U do know #Trump's been implanted with one of #Elon's diabolical #Neurolinks, don't U? Hence, he's been programmed not to refute his emptor #RazPutin to the point #Trump actually chose #Biden over bashing #RazPutin just the other day ... on tape! 😮 1:01

The democrat party is full of China and Russians lackeys that hate America.

I pity the fool who takes the corporate liberal media industrial complex for face value.

Two wars high inflation open border lies lies lies uncontrolled spending war mongers electric stupid vehicles crippling America I'd take Trump any day

Seems like there’s hope for someone realistic to be in office

And totally has no correlation to the LGBTQAIDemocratic party at all

​@@Syv_correct

@@Syv_ Delusional

@@michaeladkins6 Ironic

The rest of the skit isn't even remotely funny. The only time I laughed was the trump lines about Marco being sweaty.

​@P0wFishas M'urica crumbles.

because Trump is actually funny unlike these buckbroken weirdos lol

@@rainmaker6261I think you might of missed the point of this skit then

YOu do realize that there is a laughing prompter for these shows and laughing tracks to facilitate the laughing of the real live audience, right? It's not much different than what they use for sitcoms. Some shows like SNL have live audiences, but did you notice that during the pandemic when they couldn't actually have large groups for an audience (due to the 6 foot rule and other mandates) the laughing didn't stop or get any quieter despite having significantly less audience members?? It's amazing to me that even today some people are still amazed that almost everything they watch on TV is controlled and done so purposely. That's why people are stupid. They don't think about these things and they just believe what they see and hear.

Because there's no fear of saying the king has no clothes in New Zealand. Never know in the States, who's a cult member.

Yes, it is embarassing to millions of us that he was ever allowed to run. He is a disgrace to the United States, and the rest of the world. Ugh. Hopefully, he goes away on Nov 5th. Hopefully, never to be heard from again!

Don't worry, the liberals in the US are the ones who travel, and we know.

@DubElementMusic, The coming election here in the USA will have consequences that go beyond the intellectual capacity of many Americans to understand. We have been negligent about educating our citizens. Civics, World History and US History are barely present in the curriculum being taught. City and State taxes collected for funding our free public schools are in many cases being given to parents who wish to educate their children at home. This practice is quite common among religious fanatics and political extremists. This leaves our public schools underfunded and results in direct indoctrination of a sub segment of our children into right wing extremism. These are the people who voted for a completely unqualified man to occupy the White House. The majority of our citizens remain unaware of the broad and far reaching powers vested in our president. Our founders didn’t imagine a world where a completely amoral, poorly educated, mentally disturbed man like Trump would be able to attain widespread appeal or be taken seriously in our national politics. The US Constitution established three co-equal branches of Federal Government with checks and balances to maintain that equilibrium. When our House of Representatives, under Democrat control, voted twice to impeach President Trump and our Senate, under the control of a Republican majority, refused twice to convict him of the charges, it allowed what we have today which is his candidacy for president. If the spineless self-serving Republicans had convicted him then, he would have been permanently ineligible. I am fortunate to have a large family, many friends, and professional colleagues who do not support Trump. I avoid the people and businesses that support Trump. I give of my time and resources to Democrat politicians across America who share my egalitarian values. Humans are full of potential if nourished physically, emotionally, and intellectually. Empathy is the greatest quality we can possess as humans. Malignant narcissists such as Trump and Vladimir Putin are incapable of feeling genuine empathy which makes them very dangerous indeed.

5 months later. Im in California and same.

U do know #Trump's been implanted with one of #Elon's diabolical #Neurolinks, don't U? Hence, he's been programmed not to refute his emptor #RazPutin to the point #Trump actually chose #Biden over bashing #RazPutin just the other day ... on tape! 😮 1:01

He needed to show way more GUMS tho

@@e-manny7819 you act as though Americans also don't insult politicians, or don't have an explicitly stated Right to.

I head that too Gay joke?

Wish you were serious

I thought the line was hilarious, but not much reaction from the audience. Perhaps they missed it or didn't find it humorous. Great line, in my opinion.

I think the lack of laughter is because of how black this really is...and the "honey" paired with the "whatever he did to you, it's not your fault" feels oddly genuine and vulnerable. We are in a lot of trouble.​@@DFHarr

Thanks for the insight.@@melissasaint3283

The bar for comedy has been set incredibly low.

@@charlescozic3208 cry harder.

@@ray24051lol he isn’t crying he’s jabbing at how lame comedy mostly is now. No need for the sensitive reaction.

​@@downtownabThe only "lame" comedy out now is that from right wing comedians like Greg Gutfeld and Rob Schneider.

@@charlescozic3208 it was in reference to a fox and friends segment

Do you feel bad that he talks about Republicans no differently than your average Progressive Democrat?

How is he going to do graham and trump?

That’s why Shane should have shown up as Trump…wasted opportunity

He looked like Lindsey was on the verge of tears the entire time

@@LindaC616He won’t have to do trump much longer.

@@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk please Lord, let that be!

Tim Scott is just a regular nice guy without a distinctive voice or accent. It’s not that tough.

Tim Scott is just a CLOWN!!

He definitely has had the Sunken Place energy since at least NH

Tim Scott was born in the sunken place and never came out...

Is there a white version of The Sunken Place? Cause I think that's what happened to the Republican Party.

​@@jamesgillen2339They are the sunken place.

😂😂😂 egg-zactly!

What balls?

It's almost as if SNL owned by defense contractors doesn't want a president that ends wars and doesn't start new ones....

​@@Rays_Bad_Decisionsthank you someone that actually knows what he's talking about

@@Rays_Bad_DecisionsSNL doesn’t want Joe Biden?

@@Rays_Bad_Decisions No, it's better than that. What they really want is for you to think you voted him in the first time in an upset victory because voting counts. That's the real screw-job here.

We coulda had Kate back to do Graham. I loved her Lindsey.

Same came be said about the Dems visavis the old fart that's currently in the white house

Good people don't care about Ukraine.

Basically what the Biden Administration is doing right now.

None of these are good people though.

For Sleepy Joe I agree.

​@@dancooper4733- Oh yes, we do.

Hopefully it never comes to pass.

That guy is so underrated. He nails Trump impersonation EVERY time.

WHAT ABOUT DOING SOMETHING ON THE INVASION OF NEW YORK IN THEIR BACKYARD. COWARDS

Exaggerating? That was spot on. No exaggeration needed.

They will certainly never run out of material.

Huh? this was a terrible opening. I truly think left and right are blind- if it’s a joke about the other side it doesn’t matter if it’s funny they laugh. This is garbage skit with nothing original in it

...funny in a very dark way.

“Facts”, I’m guessing you also believe that men can get pregnant.

@@dantelombardo3157literally go look up the discourse regarding what was aid in the skit and enjoy reading about it.

They weren't facts though. Nobody ever pooped in that guy's office on January 6, that's another Democrat lie that's been repeated over and over.

And scary.

how? He sounds LESS animated and LESS blatantly closeted-gay and LESS comical than the man himself.

@@jackburton2680 is your name really Jack Burton, or a nod to Big Trouble in Little China?

I don’t see it

Not soulessly warmongering enough. Lindsey Graham is pure evil.

@@johnfritz7222 What kinda of idiot would use their real name on the internet? Of course a nod to the 2nd greatest movie of all time.

Especially because Rubio is Hispanic

Can I finish one time?

I thought it was Dana Carvey at first. I had no clue it was JAJ

It must be hard to BE Tim Scott

He ain’t playing with nothing but our freedom🙋🏻‍♂️🇺🇸 AMERICA 🇺🇸 FIRST🇺🇸

yeah,snl came off being so racist making fun of a black man. You Aint black

@@69BTony This made sense to you?

SNL has always been racist.

Missed opportunity there.

@@PhillipBellright, he actually despises these people for their weakness.

Alec Baldwin comes in after the next re-election to reprise tge role

@@LCCWPresents Baldwin and Trump are both going to prison, but sure.

Or the host cause he has a famous Trump impersonation

It did remind me of the movie "The Death of Stalin" which was a fairly accurate yet depressing state of affairs for those Russians. That said, Great movie !

Except Stalin was a communist who killed millions and Trump did nothing of the sort. You are so fucking brainwashed it's sad. You take your cues from the actual people who are Stalin hiding in plain sight.

this is how they talk about Putin in Russia

Comparing Trump to Stalin is like comparing your wife's boyfriend to Dahmer, respectively.

In the midway of this our mortal life, I found me in a gloomy wood, astray Gone from the path direct: and e’en to tell It were no easy task, how savage wild That forest, how robust and rough its growth, Which to remember only, my dismay Renews, in bitterness not far from death. Yet to discourse of what there good befell, All else will I relate discover’d there. How first I enter’d it I scarce can say, Such sleepy dullness in that instant weigh’d My senses down, when the true path I left, But when a mountain’s foot I reach’d, where clos’d The valley, that had pierc’d my heart with dread, I look’d aloft, and saw his shoulders broad Already vested with that planet’s beam, Who leads all wanderers safe through every way.

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@@TheGr8one1022 truth hurts

@@marycampeau9378 You could never even understand truth.

what mental delusions do you suffer from? Curious. You seem to have an extreme case.

​@P0wFishwhat enemies has he crushed? Adderall?

Well said

LoL, does that make full billiard set? I don’t think so, but I’m sure there are more losers in Washington.

😂😂

What reality?😂

It won't. All these politicians are cowards. Because politicians who stand up to him, Liz Cheney, Chris Christie, Mitt Romney, etc are black listed. It's really dark.

​@P0wFishis that you Matt Gaetz? Go help your girlfriend with her social studies homework

​@P0wFishCrazy Cult 45 How in the world can you not see reality 🥴