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Trump Walks Back His Roy Moore Endorsement 

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@user-uh3xr4vr7t
@user-uh3xr4vr7t 6 лет назад
72% of white men and 63% of white women still voted for Roy Moore, while 93% of black men and 98% of black women voted for Doug Jones. Let that sink in.
@shanadir
@shanadir 6 лет назад
Fuck You of the people who voted i'm guessing. I thought alabama was mostly white at least. That's an important distinction.
@vercoda9997
@vercoda9997 6 лет назад
Fuck You “In Alabama”. Two key words that you left out, which fundamentally change what you’re posting. Let That sink in.
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад
Ver Coda to be fair for 2016, it’s was similar numbers for Trump... so yeah... I think it sank in already to the majority of us
@dr4g0nitedive29
@dr4g0nitedive29 6 лет назад
The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just If you check the history books that was never the case.
@user-uh3xr4vr7t
@user-uh3xr4vr7t 6 лет назад
Ver Coda Well, of course it's "in Alabama", it's an Alabama election. But the whole country isn't any better if that's what you meant, because otherwise you wouldn't have an admitted sexual predator as president.
@tweetytweety2991
@tweetytweety2991 6 лет назад
If Steve Bannon's endorsement can turn deeply conservative ruby red state into blue then I would like him to endorse all the future candidates of Republican party PS- Thanks to all my lovely African-American ladies of Alabama. You rock girls!
@SFK360
@SFK360 6 лет назад
I think what you said about African American ladies (I would add African Americans in general) is the much bigger key here. Sadly, the majority of white voters still voted for the pedophile. Maybe the Bannon endorsement did just enough with white voters, but it's still pretty disturbing.
@kiriakoz
@kiriakoz 6 лет назад
James Jackson it's an inditement of your education system that a cretin like Bannon can influence so many if that's the case.
@PCtransplant
@PCtransplant 6 лет назад
Dubjax 22 All Americans deserve better from our politicians.
@brian554xx
@brian554xx 6 лет назад
"You rock girls!" was an allegation against Moore. It is very different from "You rock, girls!"
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 6 лет назад
Bannon is basically a guy who won the lottery once, and now he thinks he can win it every time, he will keep playing until he loses all the money he won.
@QuarterLifeCrises
@QuarterLifeCrises 6 лет назад
48.4 % seriously? WTF is wrong with that state?
@CButtonshaw
@CButtonshaw 6 лет назад
PPARTY OVER EVERYTHING!!!
@incognitobandito2677
@incognitobandito2677 6 лет назад
umm... who cares about what the guy did 30+ years ago... we want to push an agenda by the President... not have democrats hold shit up and sell America out to foreign lobbyists.
@kivimik
@kivimik 6 лет назад
Jack Pot: made a career as a prosecutor and successfully fought for the conviction of KKK members responsible for the deaths of four black children. Incognito: if you are willing to ignore the transgressions of politicians for the sake of political expediency, you truly have sold your soul.
@Reitz86
@Reitz86 6 лет назад
The state has a large black population, yet Republicans dominate politics, rigged and gerrymandering
@gokul922
@gokul922 6 лет назад
My thoughts exactly sister
@bleh329
@bleh329 6 лет назад
It’s disturbing so many people voted for Moore. But still, yay.
@brendan5065
@brendan5065 3 года назад
@@jameswilcock6648 I now this is two years ago. Just have to say I love that Bleh didn't even give you the F**king time of day. So obviously baiting the guy to get into it with you. f**king laughable
@Myahster
@Myahster 6 лет назад
"Luther Strange" ? What is that, a supervillain name?
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 6 лет назад
Is he a doctor? If I had that as a last name, that'd motivate me to get a doctorate.
@LambruscoPeter
@LambruscoPeter 6 лет назад
I thought it was the singer of Visage
@OoMASEoO
@OoMASEoO 6 лет назад
Bebe le Straaaange -Heart
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 6 лет назад
Steven Strange’s long lost evil twin?
@Nikanaiko
@Nikanaiko 6 лет назад
Yeah, you know, Dr. Lex Luthor Strange.
@scigra1133
@scigra1133 6 лет назад
Dammit, I was eating breakfast when you showed Steve Bannon's picture.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
it's not a great way to lose weight. Just saying...
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 6 лет назад
I hear there's a new surge of hiring for Alabama shopping mall securities ever since yesterday Moore's defeat.
@johnwayne3101
@johnwayne3101 6 лет назад
Kim Jong Fun just your picture alone says your hatred for AMERICA. Show some respect for the fallen you piece of shit!!
@longclaw22-72
@longclaw22-72 6 лет назад
John Wayne He's making fun of the Korean leader you idiot
@EvertGuzman
@EvertGuzman 6 лет назад
John Wayne Dumbass
@longclaw22-72
@longclaw22-72 6 лет назад
rambull Jr Please stop projecting, thank you.
@Snowfoxie1
@Snowfoxie1 6 лет назад
To paraphrase Meghan McCain, whose father I campaigned for in 2008... "Suck it, John Wayne." My family's been serving in the military since WW2. I come from a long line of veterans. Kim Jong Fun's pic is super funny and you're just trying to score points by pretending you care about veterans. Stop virtue signaling. Military personnel and their families HATE it.
@taraaliyeva1813
@taraaliyeva1813 6 лет назад
That TWEET is wayyyyy toooooo eloquent Impossible for trump to have composed it.
@MrLegoman65
@MrLegoman65 6 лет назад
Tara Aliyeva that actually took his entire office to right the first few words then they just stole some stuff from other more skilled writers and politicians
@MrBoondock1
@MrBoondock1 6 лет назад
This rebellion was built on hope ✊
@auralangst6177
@auralangst6177 6 лет назад
The grammar on Trump's first tweet suggest it was not Trump that wrote it..
@puntabachata
@puntabachata 6 лет назад
Aural Angst Maybe a second grader (or a white sixth grader from Alabama).
@catherineleary9462
@catherineleary9462 6 лет назад
Aural Angst There is no way in heck he wrote it.
@TheSatan222
@TheSatan222 6 лет назад
joeconsumer or your mom
@VioletMovingPictures
@VioletMovingPictures 6 лет назад
It was ridiculous when Stephen claimed that Roy Moore called Aladdin the "perfect date movie." Roy Moore would never take an underage girl to see Aladdin. The movie has too many Muslims in it.
@nope_no_nunya.
@nope_no_nunya. 6 лет назад
dogsinthecathouse 😂
@irishprice
@irishprice 6 лет назад
Lolololol
@AdveturousScales
@AdveturousScales 6 лет назад
Exactly!
@swunt10
@swunt10 6 лет назад
there where no muslims at that time. islam came later.
@VioletMovingPictures
@VioletMovingPictures 6 лет назад
Mar ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-o_SX-FiXbKs.html
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад
Let’s salute the genius of Bannon to help on electing a Democrat in Alabama!
@chantellevelazquez4503
@chantellevelazquez4503 6 лет назад
haha you funny and correct
@billy-joes6851
@billy-joes6851 6 лет назад
Jason Blade Word to Bannon's momma
@troublefollows9986
@troublefollows9986 6 лет назад
Bannon look like darth Vader with the helmet off...
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 6 лет назад
When The Emperor looks at his wrinkled face in the mirror he thinks "Could be worse, at least I'm not Steve Bannon"
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
it's uncanny. Cannot un-see...
@XJarhead360
@XJarhead360 6 лет назад
Nah, he looks like a disheveled drunk as described by (R) Rep. Steven King ( have I got the first name right?).
@BettyBettyBoBetty
@BettyBettyBoBetty 6 лет назад
Love from Australia....congrats Alabama - a little sanity at last
@KrazyKawiZX6R
@KrazyKawiZX6R 6 лет назад
I am beginning to think that Trump stopped putting .... In his tweets because of Stephen Colbert always making fun of them with "Dot, dot, dot, dot dot!" 😂😂 Someone should make Trumps tweets great again so I can lmao at Stephen when he makes fun of them.
@ourkeving
@ourkeving 6 лет назад
I think it's because his character limit was increased.
@djburner
@djburner 6 лет назад
It's a shame that the world can't still seeing how an IVY student and the POTUS doesn't understand how to use the ellipsis...concept.......or hoW TO capitalize worDs, or spellink, or punctuation!......WhatsO*!ever!!!?!!'s..( . ) ( . )......But this is not due that he's learned something new about punctuation, instead this is just that the guy has more characters at his disposition. Blame Twitter on this one because Trump's ill-educated English grasp and shameless behavior still there for sure. Greetings.
@UnoriginallyInclined
@UnoriginallyInclined 6 лет назад
love donald trump's ministry of truth stuff. Deleting tweets to make himself always right. Just wow
@eriojeda1988
@eriojeda1988 6 лет назад
"Think of the children 😌 " - Roy Moore
@alexiatr
@alexiatr 6 лет назад
🙏what? 😕ewwwww 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@stevenshar1233
@stevenshar1233 6 лет назад
Now that's scary
@reddnuckles
@reddnuckles 6 лет назад
Robo call got me. Colbert has jokes for days.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@takatamiyagawa5688
@takatamiyagawa5688 6 лет назад
Aladdin? That reminds me, that movie included a high-ranking politician attempting to marry a girl under 16 and less than half his age.
@Theproclaimed
@Theproclaimed 6 лет назад
Takata Miyagawa but she ended up with the poor 18 year old
@alexiatr
@alexiatr 6 лет назад
Takata Miyagawa Roy Moore's favorite. It reminds him when he met his wife when she was fifteen and he was on his thirties, how romantic. 😕
@billy-joes6851
@billy-joes6851 6 лет назад
Takata Miyagawa and the friendly cute old Sultan lol
@catherineleary9462
@catherineleary9462 6 лет назад
Alexia Tr Eww LOL.
@unrulycrow6299
@unrulycrow6299 6 лет назад
It's only my opinion, but as a white European, I find it disheartening that only 30% of white voters chose Doug Jones. Then again, I'm just a European and am not fully aware of all the stuff that's going on in Alabama. But still... Will the African-American people of Alabama be at risk after that?
@SandraNelson063
@SandraNelson063 6 лет назад
African Americans are ALWAYS at risk in the US!!! A lot of police departments like to point their guns at black children to see what happens. Killing black people isn't really a crime in some areas. Heck, killing black people is almost a sport. Black children learn early to steer clear of the police. The police aren't there to protect THEM, they are there to hunt them. For black people, worrying about getting to vote is pretty small potatoes. When you have to worry about the police hunting you down for fun, voting takes a back seat.
@RzzZZa
@RzzZZa 6 лет назад
No, we have SHOT GUNS. We wish a mutha fukkah would!
@aquaperro
@aquaperro 6 лет назад
How long before Trump says that was not his voice on the robocall?
@christopherscotts5797
@christopherscotts5797 6 лет назад
I actually didnt record it, they just used clips of my voice cause I was busy working
@scorpioninpink
@scorpioninpink 6 лет назад
Doug Jones won. Let us celebrate that because a decent man who prosecuted KKK members who killed 4 little girls and a bomber during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
man is brave. Stand-up guy. Not like his critic, Donnie "Bone spurs" Trump
@overthemoon9941
@overthemoon9941 6 лет назад
U trying to be funny..it was Birmingham Bapt Church bombing sept 15, 1963..that killed the 4 young girls with horrific bomb. And even worse it was Youth Day at Church...beyond sad.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
jeez I hope it was just a mistake, not a weird form of trolling. I was so tired when I posted I didn't even absorb the details, even though I know the story. Let's just take it as a mistake...
@palsp666
@palsp666 6 лет назад
Am I the only one who's waiting for him to say dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot?
@juliesevilla3950
@juliesevilla3950 6 лет назад
This could not have been written by trump if there is no dot dot dot
@unodos149
@unodos149 6 лет назад
That's how ya know a tweet didn't come from Trump himself... when it has no "..."s
@malahammer
@malahammer 6 лет назад
Bring back the 140 character text. We want dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dots!
@showlett33
@showlett33 6 лет назад
possibly yes
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 6 лет назад
@Paul Furey Yep Twitter doubled his vocabulary. Not gonna see as many dots any more.
@Maremons
@Maremons 6 лет назад
Just wanted to point out that Jon Batiste played a tag of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin at 1:33
@antoinewille890
@antoinewille890 6 лет назад
Ah yes, well spotted! :)
@showlett33
@showlett33 6 лет назад
so? and? pfff! meh!
@puddlemini
@puddlemini 6 лет назад
he's always quick with that. people dont appreciate him and he's not utilized well on the show :(
@trnharris
@trnharris 6 лет назад
puddlemini He's amazing
@adrianatsai8308
@adrianatsai8308 6 лет назад
As a woman I still can’t believe he still got 48% of the vote. It is impossible that all man voted him, so what’s wrong with the ladies in Alabama?
@Iam2flycam
@Iam2flycam 6 лет назад
Sharon Tsai white ladies.
@danieljackson3619
@danieljackson3619 6 лет назад
Iam2flycam awa Your racism didn't go undetected.
@MunkyDrag0n
@MunkyDrag0n 6 лет назад
Science Fiction Double Feature It is time the rest of the nation drags them kicking and screaming into the next century.
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 6 лет назад
Stepford wives.
@BobSmith-pm3wx
@BobSmith-pm3wx 6 лет назад
Some people happen to base their votes on more than just "did this person have sex with underage girls," which your average man would be more than happy to do if the consequences weren't so dire. The voters might actually, you know, consider them as a politician, and not as if he were a potential boyfriend.
@TorchbearerOfReach
@TorchbearerOfReach 6 лет назад
That's one Trump yes man down. Also hats off to the McCains for denouncing Bannon. But it's still not over yet, the battle for Net Neutrality is around the corner, time to make it into a one-two punch.
@airfoemoe
@airfoemoe 6 лет назад
Haha, this is also a big fuck you to Jeff Sessions. I bet he never thought his seat would be lost to a Democrat.
@ninapatterson1112
@ninapatterson1112 6 лет назад
Reginald Regency This made my day.
@regmunday8354
@regmunday8354 6 лет назад
Roy Moore - soon to be appearing in his Toy Story cowboy suit at a kids party near you, trying to show everyone his 'Woody'.
@TheEqualizer-iw1bz
@TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 лет назад
Even scarier if he dresses like a clown and no one can recognise him under the clown makeup!
@rosemarywilliams9969
@rosemarywilliams9969 6 лет назад
48.4 vs. 49.9 Really? yeah my glass is still half full on that one! but I guess one person can make a difference...
@annieparker4738
@annieparker4738 6 лет назад
I want *NO MOORE* Trump, 'Teach Me How To Dougie', Alabama!
@B0Sajwah
@B0Sajwah 6 лет назад
Annie parker cringe
@xenithil1750
@xenithil1750 6 лет назад
Brilliant post hahaha
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 6 лет назад
I felt no cringe, only an urge to go HELL YEAH lol
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад
It’s over for trump. He doesn’t know it yet but it’s a matter of months now even weeks
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад
jude jackson just think about that logically and you will see that it is over. He will not finish his first term
@brendashelonko2149
@brendashelonko2149 6 лет назад
I wish it were so. But you are over estimating the moral intelligence of Trumpians. And we Democrats need new leadership and better marketing of our ideals.
@marysharkey1503
@marysharkey1503 6 лет назад
Jason Blade, I think you are right. He's finished.
@hiphopesq
@hiphopesq 6 лет назад
"It is the best thing African-Americans have done for Alabama since they built it for free." Line of the year!
@supersecret4899
@supersecret4899 6 лет назад
I think I have hope too... it's weird feeling it after all this time
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 6 лет назад
It's like jumping back into that pool of water and expecting to drown almost again but this time you magically float and feel ok.
@Lommy9999
@Lommy9999 6 лет назад
Super Secret >> Hope? 70% of white voters voted for Moore. The black voters are the only ones saving this country from turning into hell.
@josh_yep.
@josh_yep. 6 лет назад
All what time? What's been going on?
@xy6845
@xy6845 6 лет назад
Super Secret It's been decades, right?
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 6 лет назад
oh, like americans know what despair feels like.
@fidorover
@fidorover 6 лет назад
*_The Gadsden Mall -- Gadsden, Alabama -- December 13, 7.33 pm_* P.A. ANNOUNCER: Attention, shoppers. We regret to inform you that Roy Moore has lost the election for US Senate. But not because we were rooting for him or anything. No, we regret he lost because he's now gonna have all kinds of free time… the kinda free time to -- oh, let's say -- hang out at the mall and chat up teenage girls all day. So if you happen to spot Roy Moore, please alert security at once. If you do not know what Roy Moore looks like, just imagine if an old man bought his entire wardrobe at the Dodge City Kmart. Also, if you ARE Roy Moore, please stop harassing mall management to convert our Forever 21 store into a Forever 16. It ain't gonna happen, Roy. Anyhoo, we thank you for shopping at the Gadsden Mall, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and… wait, hold on. _(no audio for 3 seconds)_ Uh, I'm just getting word that a drunken Steve Bannon is in the mall… beating up Santa Claus… and lecturing little kids on "the job-stealing horrors of globalism." Geezus. That's it… I'm moving to a more progressive state. Mississippi, here I come!!
@fidorover2
@fidorover2 6 лет назад
LMAO! Well done.
@ohwowitsthatguy9154
@ohwowitsthatguy9154 6 лет назад
fidorover Fantastic bit of writing.
@shewillsmash
@shewillsmash 6 лет назад
As someone from Gadsden can you guys stop joking like this it's not fucking funny. Pedophilia isn't a joke and shouldn't be treated like one.
@billyboy6028
@billyboy6028 6 лет назад
Might be time to get the hell out a there! I not joking.
@fidorover2
@fidorover2 6 лет назад
Anna Connell No one is laughing at pedophilia. People are laughing at Roy Moore to mock him, because he is a despicable POS human being.
@MrBoondock1
@MrBoondock1 6 лет назад
Black Women saved this election ✊
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 5 месяцев назад
BLACK WOMEN BROKE NEW GROUND!!!
@faawks
@faawks 6 лет назад
I thought Trump couldn't delete tweets due to the Presidential Records Act.
@wilfrido1lora
@wilfrido1lora 6 лет назад
Faawks he can delete them all he wants they're all being stored and recorded
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 6 лет назад
He deleted from his account but it's being reordered for the archives for future generations so the future will see the dark times under this administration and wonder how this happened and hopefully not repeat it!!!
@chrisjacksonuk
@chrisjacksonuk 6 лет назад
No way trump wrote that first tweet ! 🤔 but the others hell yeah 😂
@juanapalacios4045
@juanapalacios4045 6 лет назад
Colbert even without speaking your funny . hahahaha! !
@gtfffv
@gtfffv 6 лет назад
There's no way Trump wrote that concession tweet
@Johnny-rx4hs
@Johnny-rx4hs 6 лет назад
gtfffv Lol I wonder if Trump's lawyers and PR people have taken his twitter account away.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
+Phil given the next one I'm afraid not. But maybe, one day...? #HOPE
@maxheadroom3839
@maxheadroom3839 6 лет назад
His Trump impersonation is the best.
@AegisEpoch
@AegisEpoch 6 лет назад
1:56 THANK YOU, please point out that doug should have won by double digits instead of fractions so people dont get lazy.
@ElenasDad
@ElenasDad 6 лет назад
NO MOORE TRUMP
@Drace90
@Drace90 6 лет назад
Trump just said the deck was stacked against the republican candidate... in Alabama!
@DarkLight753
@DarkLight753 6 лет назад
It's 2.40am in the UK and I'm on a Colbert binge session. I gotta stop but it's too funny.
@swapanjain892
@swapanjain892 6 лет назад
Trump's impression is still the funniest
@gametimewithjamie
@gametimewithjamie 6 лет назад
SWAPAN JAIN fuck off you dirty packy
@dielfonelletab8711
@dielfonelletab8711 6 лет назад
good one, you taught him..... /s
@danalynn2580
@danalynn2580 6 лет назад
Trump didn't write that tweet. The grammar was correct.
@Jerricola2
@Jerricola2 6 лет назад
That feels good right there.... i'm not Jewish but i'll take it, happy Hanukkah, what a present.
@victormendoza871
@victormendoza871 6 лет назад
I fucking shook my fist in celebration that moore lost
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
I'm in Australia but even I got how significant the Dem win was - for the future. So, I did the same...
@3finger10
@3finger10 6 лет назад
Dumbass.....
@megfunful
@megfunful 6 лет назад
Bravo African Americans.
@emckethern
@emckethern 6 лет назад
I was in line 45 minutes voting in Montgomery, Alabama but I cast my vote Tuesday and it was an amazing turnout!!! Congrats Doug Jones!!!
@DreamPen
@DreamPen 6 лет назад
There are villains whom you hate for being despicable and unapologetic about it, for being so completely self-UNaware of their flaws, and hypocrisy, and sins, all the while claiming to be holier-than-thou. And YET, there are villains who drop their convictions and position when it's losing, who neither have the depth nor the spine to own up to it, just to save face and pretend they're "winning". You can give at least some respect to the former for their boldness; the latter is just pathetic.
@briannabush8354
@briannabush8354 6 лет назад
Black women did that 👏🏽👏🏽
@joshuagarner1654
@joshuagarner1654 6 лет назад
Brianna Bush about time they did something
@brngsh5549
@brngsh5549 6 лет назад
Gernot Hassknecht He's off to celebrate his victory of 'trolling RU-vid' with his friends in mom's basement.
@rohypnotist6263
@rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад
Steven should read these Trump tweets with that slur from ow on . Just act as if your dentures are about to drop on the floor Steven .
@guyinthechat9533
@guyinthechat9533 6 лет назад
"I need an Orange Julius" -Roy Moore after his loss
@HesteBremse
@HesteBremse 6 лет назад
Net Neutrality !!!!
@robertrijkers5163
@robertrijkers5163 6 лет назад
Trump is starting to sound like ISiS.... taking credit everywhere
@MrBoondock1
@MrBoondock1 6 лет назад
🍊 👔 👐 God Blesh The United Shashs
@qwa1986
@qwa1986 6 лет назад
StamperTV lol
@PurushaDesa
@PurushaDesa 6 лет назад
StamperTV First time I saw that I PMSL. " _I blew up the Middle East! Now watch my dentures fall out!_ "
@MrAllesEd
@MrAllesEd 6 лет назад
Whuhahahahaha
@lillililli1726
@lillililli1726 6 лет назад
7:00 I was dead...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Not...ooooooh please I can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this was soooo hilarious😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@channelforpositivitylunder9385
Trump does not like to associate himself with "losers" :o
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 6 лет назад
At 3:18, “the wonder corpse Steve Bannon ” 😂😂😂
@ugonnambonu769
@ugonnambonu769 6 лет назад
That Aladdin burn damn
@misterperez459
@misterperez459 6 лет назад
You're very welcome Mr.Colbert. And thank you for great information & laughs.
@HelloThere-xs8ss
@HelloThere-xs8ss 6 лет назад
Yeah, that margin is hilarious. In a very bad way.
@LG-ej7pf
@LG-ej7pf 6 лет назад
😉Thanks for the belly laugh! A great stress reducer after a stressed filled day at work. I Can't help it but watch it rerun over again! 😅😁🤣
@Zeknif1
@Zeknif1 6 лет назад
It's easy to win the black vote when your opposition wants to do away with the 13th amendment and gives special criticism to the 14th Amendment.
@OoMASEoO
@OoMASEoO 6 лет назад
Sokolniki No one knows any amendment other than 1 and 2. This is America we're talking about.
@janelleetsitty36
@janelleetsitty36 6 лет назад
LOL... Colbert's Trump mimic cracks me up to no end ;*D
@808zhu
@808zhu 6 лет назад
Awesome; he lost. Now will he be prosecuted or is he off the hook?
@aaronclaeys7345
@aaronclaeys7345 6 лет назад
___ statute of limitations is up in Alabama, they can’t charge him.
@808zhu
@808zhu 6 лет назад
Aaron Claeys Oh no. I thought I heard there was no statute of limitations. How disappointing...
@aaronclaeys7345
@aaronclaeys7345 6 лет назад
___ Alabama did remove the statute of limitations for any sexual assault involving a minor under 16, but it only applies to crimes past 1985.
@808zhu
@808zhu 6 лет назад
Aaron Claeys Welp. Thanks for the info.
@shewillsmash
@shewillsmash 6 лет назад
Ha, ha prosecuted! Sweetie I live in Alabama, white men are never held accountable for anything here.
@kevinnyalle2420
@kevinnyalle2420 6 лет назад
Hahahahaha...Sir Stephen, you are the monologue king.
@iliyag.k.51
@iliyag.k.51 6 лет назад
Best NOT joke ever
@alialghail5090
@alialghail5090 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert is the best global TV star with extra supernatural talent. I highly respect you Mr. Colbert. Thanks for showing the real honest image of America.
@amolinya
@amolinya 6 лет назад
"Suck it, Bannon" *snaps fingers three times*
@grail68
@grail68 6 лет назад
"Monkey with syphilis" is a shockingly accurate description of Steve Bannon
@HelgaCavoli
@HelgaCavoli 6 лет назад
Um, actually Black WOMEN voters. The amount of ladies showing up was awesome.
@EL-qh9zo
@EL-qh9zo 6 лет назад
+- margin of error! killed me completely!
@bragsdriesen1
@bragsdriesen1 6 лет назад
Don’t loose hope America 😊
@aniimastounian6758
@aniimastounian6758 6 лет назад
its sad to see the Moore still got 48%. Who in their right mind would vote for himl
@no-orwelliandystopia
@no-orwelliandystopia 6 лет назад
The key Rules of Trumpism, never edmite to a defeat, never edmite to wrong doing, alway blame someone else, and never never apologize
@jonathancampbell7798
@jonathancampbell7798 6 лет назад
NO-ORWELLIAN Dystopia admit
@ewplayer3
@ewplayer3 6 лет назад
Not that it should be any shock at this point, but it still blows me away how fast The Donald will throw someone under the bus to his own benefit.
@HylianTicipated
@HylianTicipated 6 лет назад
I know people will say "everyone does it, it's RU-vid". But it's called a monologue. They should be 1 video. If Colbert tells jokes in one segment, it shouldn't be broken down and take me out of the moment to click Play again. Breaks in comedy is less effective.
@rewer
@rewer 6 лет назад
Hylian Ticipated, maybe put a number to sort it, easier for the viewers
@kevinbooth-
@kevinbooth- 6 лет назад
Is this a method for gaming the Trending system? Perhaps it should be brought to RU-vid's attention......
@rewer
@rewer 6 лет назад
Kevin Booth, not about trending system, but breaking shorter clips attract more views, most audience prefer clips less than 10min, and more clips = more ads. Plus they can know which topic audience like the most by checking the view count.
@kevinbooth-
@kevinbooth- 6 лет назад
And total views across videos (net views being boosted by increased number of videos) has no impact on whether something hits there or the suggested screens? Nor the increased watch time due to pre and post roll? okay....
@jeffwillis3466
@jeffwillis3466 6 лет назад
Always Hilarious! Keep em comming.
@Malidictus
@Malidictus 6 лет назад
There's a theme in eldritch horror stories, where the protagonist sees things so unnatural and unexplainable that the only explanation is he's insane. Because the only alternative is the entire rest of the world is made of madness, and that doesn't seem right. So here I am, watching the president of the United States stack lies upon obvious lies and nobody cares. And I find myself in the same situation - am I losing my mind, or has the entire world collectively lost its shit?
@martinschoech8156
@martinschoech8156 6 лет назад
yes, it has. especially so in the United States. We are so discombobulated and fractious that even lies are assumed to be truth, when viewed through anger filled eyes and bigoted neurons. So much hatred was fed for 14+ years by spin doctors and manipulators of half truths, even our democratic side spun it's share of half-truths and stood shoulder to shoulder with a president who allowed his callous lecherous habits run amok. We joked and guffawed, but did nothing to ensure this form of disgusting male behavior was not allowed ever to find a safe place in the Whitehouse, but here we are again, sick with sexual harassment, sexual deviancy by those in office and running for office. It is truly a sad state of ship which plies our political seas and the people who support these pigs are just as guilty as the perpetrators for tolerating it or in the least inserting fingers to ear canals, closing eyes and singing "la-la-la," all the while pressing the yes vote for these sick people, in deference to the national identity of multiculturalism. We must all of us vote, but with measured confidence that the sick bigoted perverts and tyrants will lose, so long as we vote with our minds and not hearts nor along party lines, as they run so muddled with sludge on both sides.
@LightworkBeacon
@LightworkBeacon 6 лет назад
Thank you, to the African American voters, in Alabama, for giving the United States a glimmer of hope. Bless you!!
@sunshinecoastsummer9261
@sunshinecoastsummer9261 6 лет назад
For f's sake why do you only get 38% turnout -- 62% can't be buggered?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад
are you an Aussie? Cause if so... yeah, I don't get it either. Not like we have a choice!
@sparklemotion1018
@sparklemotion1018 6 лет назад
+Sunshine Coast Summer Don't you see? It's a GREAT thing that 62% stayed home, and that nearly 2% of those who showed up to vote skipped the printed ballot and "wrote in" another candidate... who wasn't Roy Moore. The folks who didn't vote were registered Republicans who couldn't justify choosing a "teen squeezer," but were too loyal to their rotting political party to cast a vote for Doug Jones, Democrat. Low turnout = a win for Democrats in this case. I'm not complaining!
@tylerjameson6769
@tylerjameson6769 6 лет назад
SINCE THEY BUILT IT FOR FREE 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 for fucks sake lmaoooooo
@orian8837
@orian8837 6 лет назад
Happy Hanukkah guys
@orian8837
@orian8837 6 лет назад
MsKsmith1234 shalom
@Syogren
@Syogren 6 лет назад
Thank you!
@timothyamaraobrien
@timothyamaraobrien 6 лет назад
Mazel tov!
@lucky84875
@lucky84875 6 лет назад
Thank you Alabama and all Alabamians this is a rebirth of your state!
@trollmaster5668
@trollmaster5668 6 лет назад
Thank you Charles Barkley
@Drace90
@Drace90 6 лет назад
if our president has to be a TV personality, why can't it be Kiefer Sutherland? He does such a great job in Designated Survivor. Kirkman 2020!!!
@TheSuperPsychoKiller
@TheSuperPsychoKiller 6 лет назад
Thank you Black People.
@christophermichael8010
@christophermichael8010 6 лет назад
Doug we are counting on you to keep opposing Trump
@H0RnSeY
@H0RnSeY 6 лет назад
4:00
@TheDistortionVenegas
@TheDistortionVenegas 6 лет назад
The robot call was NOT unexpected hahaha
@bobrobert6277
@bobrobert6277 6 лет назад
i think its disturbing that you can say how many whites and blacks voted, is it on the ballot when you vote check for white here or black here?
@bobrobert6277
@bobrobert6277 6 лет назад
don't get me wrong im not from the US but im glad that creep din't win.
@ameliecarre4783
@ameliecarre4783 6 лет назад
I don't know if it's disturbing but I'd like to know how it works.
@bobrobert6277
@bobrobert6277 6 лет назад
the fact they can know is the disturbing part. how can they know?
@aaronclaeys7345
@aaronclaeys7345 6 лет назад
These are all exit polls, people wait outside precincts and ask people how they voted, they then compile the data across the whole state, it isn’t 100% accurate, but it is highly credible since their not asking people how they will vote but how they did vote.
@bobrobert6277
@bobrobert6277 6 лет назад
thanks aaron its a lot less sinister then in my crazy mind :)
@syd6126
@syd6126 6 лет назад
John's laugh is the best part of this show
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 6 лет назад
Will Roy Moore do like Hillary and write a book about why he lost?
@Fallenangel92100
@Fallenangel92100 6 лет назад
Ah.,Hilary- the reason trump won. SAD!
@gusdupree9076
@gusdupree9076 6 лет назад
can he write?
@3rdsunstar691
@3rdsunstar691 6 лет назад
He blaming everyone but himself, just like Hillary.
@winterhudehhjvmv1651
@winterhudehhjvmv1651 6 лет назад
Play a different tune, Trumptard.
@lovemoviesful2
@lovemoviesful2 6 лет назад
No, he'll probably hang out more at the mall. Lol!
@MarenAnne66
@MarenAnne66 6 лет назад
This is so awesome! It's about time we had some great news, what a triumph!
@Southwestgamer505
@Southwestgamer505 6 лет назад
I really miss David Letterman. This show has gone to crap. Not that I'm favoring Trump, trump is a complete idiot. But there is no true authentic attitudes. John Baptiste never really talks. David Letterman and his lead singer would Chit Chat like they were best friends. And Stephen Colbert just constantly sheds the light upon himself. Him and John are never on a real down to earth kind of level. This show is just weird now. And the constant one sided attack upon the president is getting annoying already.
@Johnny-rx4hs
@Johnny-rx4hs 6 лет назад
Moe Aranda You wish they were more like Conan and Andy?
@Southwestgamer505
@Southwestgamer505 6 лет назад
I think you misread. Try reading a little bit slower next time, or at least more at your speed. I simply said Trump is an idiot. Just because I don't follow the crowd like you do, doesn't mean I have to agree with every little thing that people say. Quit being such a one-sided thinker and broaden your brain.
@Southwestgamer505
@Southwestgamer505 6 лет назад
Ashley James Williams . Are you usually a hypocrite in your everyday life? "Typical".... like if I was the one that called you the demeaning name first. You're a little bit backwards.. I guess that's typical in your everyday operations.
@Southwestgamer505
@Southwestgamer505 6 лет назад
Ashley James Williams. So it's my fault that you misunderstood something? And without reading again just to be sure you immediately called me a demeaning name. But yet you get upset when I come back and call you something demeaning as well. Do you not see how hypocritical you are? You're like the type of person that can talk all this crap to people but then when someone tells you something, you immediately try and make it seem like it's everyone else's fault. Just by having this conversation with you, I've come to the conclusion that you have some deep issues within your own mind and definitely a backwards thinker. Self-righteous is the word that defines you.
@Southwestgamer505
@Southwestgamer505 6 лет назад
Ashley James Williams. Your manipulative turning the table tactics are not working. Stop being a bully. It probably works on others you come in contact with. It's really not good to be that way. Embrace your mistakes and be honest with yourself, just some friendly advice for you.
@JakeMissy-cr4oj
@JakeMissy-cr4oj 6 лет назад
Thank you, thank you Afro-Americans...you have ALWAYS been great in my opinion. We love you.
@picthis870
@picthis870 6 лет назад
A quarter of a century. I'm 24. Wow, thanks Stephen for making me feel old as shit lool
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 6 лет назад
It feels so good to know when Colbert is about to say “I’m just kidding.”
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