there is so much hatred in my heart for the opening and closing burp/fart animations. i think i need to work through some personal issues because of the irrational level of hate I have for it.
There's a commercial for medication for schizophrenia; side effects are possible stroke or heart attack. I think those symptoms just might be worse than hallucinations and delusions!
A load of Julian mcollough’s material sounded suspiciously familiar. Pretty sure the diner bit was stolen from John Mulaney and the chinaman bit from Louis CK..