1:38 children: are we there yet? me: not yet children: are we there yet? me: not yet me: (thinks oh i know) me: DODOOOODOODOOOO p.s. i almost died laughing to.
2:05 Elmo: "What are you gonna do with that stick?" The dude: "There are lots of things you can do with this stick Elmo" Me: "For example, he can shove it up your a-" *remembers that this is a clean compilation*