When she said "playing flesh flute in the key of C" I swore she said "Playing flesh flute in the KFC." Lmfao. I was so bothered that Mirror Julie could even think that up lol
A friend of mine had this happen and he had a lunch date with the mystery woman in 10 minutes. I suggested he say “ I want to show you a magic trick -show me your license”. We laughed and he left and when he came back I asked what he did. “ I did the magic trick question!” he said. “ WHAT WAS THE TRICK???” . “I looked at her license and said the trick doesn’t work with your state”. True story.
“Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine” “What?” “It’s this really sexy thing we can do, I saw it in a movie.” “Did you... did you forget my name?” “I’m offended you would even ask me that, Coen.”
When I forget someone's name, my trick is to introduce them to someone else--but only say the other person's name, as in, "I'd like you to meet my friend Sally." Then Unknown Name will hold out his hand and say to the other person, "Hi, I'm Joe." Problem solved!
Yeah one time I introduced my parents to this girl because they happen to be out and spotted us. I hoped it would have triggered a name reveal but then she shook their hands and didn't say her own name, and then they all 3 turned and looked at me. All I had was "she's the one I told you about". Oof
True story: I met my wife in college. We’d spoken a few times and I was trying to ask her out but had forgotten her name. I introduced a friend to her and then just waited expectantly while she introduced herself. As soon as she did I piped in with “ach, I’m sorry, how rude of me.”
Does your wife know that story? lol and if not u should show her this and have her give her reaction, sure it might get u killed but that’s the small price to pay to entertain strangers in RU-vid no?
Matthew Conlon - You really should have taken that to your grave. Seriously, nothing substantially beneficial-to-you can ever come from sharing that story. And, if you really, really felt the need to share it publicly, you certainly should have created a sub-account with an alias - and then immediately deleting the sub-account - rather doing so under what I assume is your real name. I sincerely hope that Mrs. Conlon remains Mrs. Conlon... but you may want to consider hiring your divorce attorney right now, while you still can.
@@eltorrisimo lol your wife ever fake scold you for that? Meaning you introduce her to someone then the other person introduces themself and then instead of you say “how rude of me” she pretends to get mad at u for being “rude”
“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
Some time after my divorce, after five years of marriage, I met someone else and we started dating. Early on, we ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years, and I introduced her to him, using my ex’s name. Mortified, I realised my mistake immediately, apologised to her profusely, and introduced her to my friend using the right name. She told me afterwards that this was OK, and she understood why that might have happened. She is obviously a keeper, as we have been married for nineteen years now - will be twenty in January. :)
When I was a kid and kept on forgetting their name I would ask what their name was. So when they told me I would say “no, your name in the game” because back then we would pretend to be different people with different names. Genius, I know.
When I forget someone's name I always ask them to spell it. It's almost perfect except if they have a really simple name, but you can still usually pass it off like, "Well, you never know these days!"
I was once out with a date when I ran into my neighbour. As I tried to introduce them we all realized at the same second I had forgotten my date's name. My neighbour laughed about it for a year in the elevator.
I have done this. Met a girl on vacation, took her out to dinner and ended up sleeping with her 2 nights and when I went to introduce her to my friends realized I couldn’t remember her name.
She's so good at these youtube videos! Also...a good tip, as I've forgotten a lovers name before: Ask for their FULL name, like you're curious what their first, middle and last name all sound like together. And quickly follow up with something like "oh is that Italian?" as if it's about their middle/last name instead of the first.
Found your channel after seeing your pandemic one on trending and I couldn't be happier!! Your content is super refreshing and hilarious so I know what I'll be watching for the rest of this quarantine :)
Solid plan if they tell them their real name.. I had a friend named Kwame, he would say his name was Steve to avoid the whole “how do you spell that?” round about.
I did the whole “I need something that rhymes with your name” and he texted back with “dad”. Wtffff like whyyy. Now I’m stuck on Brad or Chad... I think it’s Brad, but what if it’s Vlad. Halp
Get a friend to ring his number. When he answers .. get them to be surprised and be like ‘oh! Sorry! Who’s this??’ Then he will say his name .. then the friend says ‘oh I have dialled the wrong number, sorry’
This is like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry doesn’t remember his girlfriends name, so he was trying everything to remember it. He asked her if anyone made fun of her name and she said “yeah all the time. It rhythms with a women’s body part.”
I hope someone sends Guy Fieri a link to this video. I suspect he would find it hilarious how his catchphrases "Triple-D" and "going to Flavor Town" have been given sexual connotations. Well done, Julie, as usual.
I'm honestly beginning to feel guilty about the way I watch YT content. I never support anyone through Patreon, I use an adblock on my laptop (not on my phone though), hell, I hardly even like a video (I do tend to leave plenty of comments though so I guess it balances things out somewhat). I used to earn like shit so it was easy to excuse myself but I've just gotten a major raise so I guess I should try to squeeze $10-15 a month to distribute among some of my favorite channels.
I had this problem once too. I couldn't remember a girl's name. We met a few times afterwards and during our conversations, I tried to get clues about her name. At the same time I was also hoping none of my friends approached me and asked me to introduce her to them. I finally figured it out. I found out we had a mutual friend between other friends. In other words, one of my friends was a friend with one of her friends. So I got on my friend's Facebook page and went through his list of friends. I found the friend who was friends with her friend, and then went to her friends list. And there she was - listed in her friends list! Mystery solved. To illustrate: Me --> friend ---> mutual friend
I have been going down the rabbit hole of your videos and I am dying laughing! You are hilarious and insanely talented. And your drunk mirror self is a delight!
I think there might be a mistake.. Traditional flesh flutes are actually played in the key of D, although depending on the instrument it may also be a D-minor or even a D-flat-minor.
This made me laugh, especially with my own shoddy memory. Great dialogue and I love the magic mirror mechanism. I am very glad I discovered your channel!
Me and my friend 'cuddled' this particular Danish woman. A truly fabulous evening but in the morning neither of us could remember her name. Instead of just asking her, we routed through her house whilst she was asleep and eventually opened her mail to find out. Not our finest hour. She stayed with us for a few days afterwards, though, even drove us back to camp. Danish women deserve top marks.
@@MrNightpwner yeah He actually called me out like "u dont know my name do u..??" And I tried to play it off with the glen vs glenn But damage was already done regardless
My mum used to call me my sister's name so often, she started to referring to both of us as "Daughter". This isn't an issue anymore, because my sister had a child and now my mum calls me by my toddler niece's name instead
my local NH mexican place has TWO nerdy white girl cashiers with sandy blond hair and I always thought it was ONE girl.....until one day when BOTH were behind the counter and it blew my mind. i told them the weird fact (which I probably shouldn't have cuz they'll read it as insulting) and marveled at the fact that they didn't look that much alike when side by side! (To be fair, it's not like I stared at them as a customer.)
Tell them that you can tell a lot about a person based on their signature and how they print their name. Compare the two by stating things that you already know about them. Great show!
A long time ago I met a girl at a popular local college bar. Eventually we went to her place. Spent the night, had a good time, said goodbye in the morning. The next night I meet this other girl at the same bar. We go to her place when I am quite drunk already. When I walked in I thought "I have been here before". I spent the night and we had a good time. In the morning we woke up late and the other roommates (all students) were in the kitchen and living room hanging out. That's when I realized it was the same place as the night before with the same girl being one of the roommates. When it was clear that I didn't know either's name there was a long, awkward silence, followed by my "okay, I'm gonna go then...". Remembering names is hard when you are focused on taking their clothes off!
OOOOHH... That's a MIRROR? I've watched 4 of these when there's two of her, and I didn't get that, thought it to be a door opening to another room where she imagine her other self, or had a identical "friend" :-p Doy!!
I left so hard before I even watched the video because I was trying to think If banged was the proper word for the past tense of bang, and then I thought it was bung and cracked up
I never slept with a person and forgot their name. I have ran into people all the time when they remember me but I don’t remember them or forget their name. It’s so embarrassing that I always pretend that I remember them.
it's REALLY bad if you're a performer, who meets zillions of people. I play music outdoors every day (weather permitting) from NYC to Maine and every friggin' day strangers come up to me and they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use the exact same opening line: "Hey, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I met you years ago!" That's such a RUDE way to start a sentence or introduction. Obviously, most Muricans LOOK THE SAME and everyone dresses the same and has the same hairdos etc.... plus one look at me and you know I'm a STONER.... ....and I usually say "I'm STONED AND DRUNK when I'm out playing! I don't remember anyone!" or "WHERE EXACTLY did we meet?" and then they have to flesh it all out and that often triggers a memory or I can just nod. I've never ONCE in my life asked a person "remember me?" I always will say "Hi, I'm the guy who...." and they always say "oh i remember! You're very hard to forget!"
I am ever so grateful to people who mention their name and context while putting out their hand to shake (back when we could). It's just SO polite! Example- "Hey Heather! Jim, from the kid's fishing festival 2 years ago, I was there with my son Ryan" I've also learned to never bluff, it just gets worse. Just look blank and say "I'm sorry I...."
Am I the only one... r/unpopularopinion... And other ways of expressing what everyone is bloody thinking... No, you are NOT the only one. Stop saying "am I the only one"
Sub'd just a bit earlier. Have been watching my feed for about two weeks for your vids. You are amazing and twisted in the most flattering way that I can now convey. I do so enjoy watching. Cheers and thank you for the happy' you bring.
My trick was always to call and when they answered say "who's this?" When they tell you their name you say "oh, you sound different on the phone." Kinda a dated trick no though
Went to a girl’s house (met night before) & her little brother answered the door, I’d forgotten her name! Said I was there to pick up his sister. “Which one?” he asked ...inspired I said “the pretty one”, fortunately she she heard that and we went off in great spirits!
If I'm at a party and i don't know their name I always find a third person who I know and say "guyyyyys - introduce yourselvvvves!" all over the top like it's a quirky bit I do all the time and hope for the best. It has worked, even if I came off as way too much lol
Brilliant. Love the idea of the sarcastic magic mirror. Still think it's much worst to call out the wrong name at the crucial moment. I speak from experience.
