Trying your dumbest Mario Speedruns... 

Honestly snap% genuinely seems like it'd be a fun mod to use for a race, if you could give both players the same 'seed' and ensure there's no soft locks

Next up we have KillGoomba%. You kill specifically 74 goombas in the quickest time possible.

Hahoohagagaga% Get as far as possible while mario is constantly on fire

An optimal strat for Pizza% would be to order from the farthest pizza place within a reasonable distance from your house

Honestly, the Thanos% is actually a good idea, it just needs some checks at deletion to make sure you can finish the run.

Fir in his villain arc, scamming the chat was hilarious

Hide and seek % Normal speedrun but you can't leave a kingdom until you've found the hider in that kingdom

Rickroll% - Listen to Never Gonna Give You Up on loop 10 times, and get to the radio in Metro from a new save file before the song has finished the tenth playthrough. Timing ends when Mario begins to dance in front of the radio.

Honestly the first idea is an actual good idea for a speed run since it has rng like talkatoo%

I thought calendar% was actually pretty cool, it'd be amazing to see the different pictures everyone would come up with

"Angela is done preparing the pizza! 😨" is the funniest shit I've heard all day lmao

4:24 he actually started to tear up lol

I love how we act like we know what we're doing, however all we're doing is add "%" next to a word and call it a speedrun

Fir, make a Fir% where you have to capture the tree in deep woods, then making your favorite outfit to complete the run.

Hey Fir, I know you mentioned you didn't want anymore soeedrun ideas, but I figured I'd pitch this to you as I think it's interesting. Big fan btw. Toad% Basically starting from a 100% file, travel to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Please try running this, it would mean a lot. Thx

1:16 "We're in an alternate universe now. I think those exist in Marvel. I don't know. I don't watch any of the movies. This is a different snap with different moons." Yup, alternate universes exist in Marvel. And snaps can only affect one universe each because the infinity stones only work in their own universe.

pizza% was the best one yet, so intense and so stressful the whole run

Calendar% and Pizza% need to be a run for more games

The pressure of Pizza% is just too good for it to be one-off

Checkpoint%: You collect every single checkpoint/flag in smo *but* you also have to beat the game!

I feel like theres a genius video idea in a calendar competition. Get two-three people to make a mario calendar in idk, 45 minutes, and then have someone else judge how well it represents that month. Preferably have the judge not know who submitted which picture.

The Snap% run could be really fun for a race (potentially)

Costume%. Kind of speaks for itself. You have to collect *EVERY. SINGLE. COSTUME.* Including purple coin costumes and the 8 bit Mario costume.

Cars 3%: Kill the number of goombas as the Rev n Go sponsor number (73) in cars.

Torture Percent: Your health constantly ticks away, but taking damage heals you up! Reverse No Damage Run! Alternately: Reverse No Damage could be "Take every form of damage fast as possible"

Impostor%: Get the Luigi outfit as fast as you can and then talk to him in any kingdom.

Thanos didn’t snap Mario, but he did snap his height

Color%. Every kingdom you spin a wheel with 9 colors: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, white, gray, brown, and black. Whichever color you get, you can't touch. If you do touch the color, you die.

Everytime Fir goes "YOU FOOLS" with his chat, you know things are getting excting

apology% where you make a 3 minute apology video like essay for every enemy you kill

Callender% seems like it would be really interesting to see from a bunch of different streamers. Cause depending on where you live the different months mean different things, like up here in Canada, October isnt really Halloween, more so preperations for the winter.

Speedrun idea: Homeless% Mario is now homeless and has go up to random NPCs and beg for moons. The NPCs will give him a task or errand to do, like go ground pound this spot, or bring me this seed, or kill this enemy, exc. It could also be transformed into Felon% Mario has been sent to jail and has to perform community service to complete his sentence and save peach :)

Gardener%. You have to get every plant-related moon. The seeds, the beanstalks, the cacti, etc.

I actually like the idea of a Thanos% race, because it forces you to take the any% route, & adapt it on the fly.

Social interaction% get every moon that requires you to talk to an NPC

Vacation% Mario takes a vacation at seaside kingdom. Requirements: Mollusque Lanceur must be defeated, Mario must be wearing the resort hat and resort outfit, and needs to rest rest on one of the few lounge chairs to end the speedrun. THE SPEEDRUN MUST BE IN A NEW FILE.

i love these videos, you should keep doing them fir. Also here's a speedrun challenge that you can try to get modded. Slaughter%: you start with a 30 sec timer for every kingdom that will count down and kill you if it reaches 0. You can gain 15 seconds of extra time on your life if you kill any enemy such as a goomba for example. Before kindgoms without any enemies to kill like ruined kingdom, you can have a 2 minute timer as it would probably be impossible with 30 seconds to beat the dragon.

These videos are actually so funny. I loved the Ohio %

God mode% Mario is uncontrollable. Super speed, fly, strength, etc

“HES ALIVES!” as he says in glory

Talking Ben%. You must ask Ben for every non story moon before picking it up. You can ask for a normal any% for any 3 kingdoms. If he laughs you need to pick up an extra moon. Restart if you get softlocked. Edit: I tried this run and he laughed so much that I am removing that rule if you try this run.

Honestly the Pizza% one was kinda hype

Toad%, in a 100% file, get to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Run ends when you talk to all of them.

I thought of the best speedrun Heat%: After every moon put on 1 blanket

Saul% You need to make mario wear the crazy cap suit and read out the chicanery rant while inside the city hall.

Mystery% you get a friend to write down a specific task for you to complete. It could be like getting a specific moon, jumping of a specific cliff, or bonking in a random spot. It could be literally anything. You do not know what it is and you have to guess by doing the things and when you do the right thing, they tell you and the run is over.

Fir% Do your favorite moon, in your favorite kingdom, in your favorite outfit, while wearing your favorite hat, and saying your favorite word at the same time at least once.🗿

Ultimate Bonk%. Bonk on every wall in the game. Fences count, anything you can bonk on (this counts takin damage from enemies) counts.

Hatcapture%. Get atleast 20 different hats from stores and capture 20 different enemies with each of the 20 hats. You also have to spin every moon with your hat(anykind is fine) before you collect that moon.

These videos are hilarious, and I hope that the "Stop sending me ideas" was in jest and you do more. Honestly, there could be some interesting potential in "Thanos races" or similar if it was smart enough to guarantee the game can be completed. Remembering moons off the beaten path to get to get through quickly could be interesting. Also, feel free to disregard if you really don't want more ideas, buuuuuut: Orbit%: Every time you pick up a moon, a 2 D sprite of it appears on your HUD and starts to orbit Mario. Each moon starts at a random distance and orbits at a random speed/direction. Get as far into the game as you can before your screen gets totally obscured by moons.

1:12 bro, really just gshowed us all of his games

Inverted% You play the game like a normal speedrun, but you hold the left joycon in your right hand, and the right joycon in your left hand.

Cat% a cat spawns in each kingdom and you have to find them before you move on

World Bonk%: Bonk in every Kingdom as fast as possible

Then again, if you managed to leave the Lost Kingdom, you would be stuck in the Ruined Kingdom since it only has 3 base-game moons. My suggestion: Remember the Birdwatching%? Do that but with enemies that you come across throughout the game like Bullet Bills, the Dragon, Gushens etc.

I Have No Friends% Mario Odyssey, but every NPC is gone

I love Calendar%, it's a cute idea that could be applied to different games! :D

That legitimately made me tear up when I saw that the tostarena shopkeeper had passed away 😢

MaximumCapture% You have to capture every possible capture in the game. The speed run ends when you capture every possible capturable thing in the game

Homeless%. No cappy,no camera,no captures,no costumes and no checkpoints. Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.

Democracy%: every second moon you have to let chat vote whether you can get it or not (if chat votes no, they have to vote on more moons until they say yes. Then you have one free one (however you cannot pick one up that chat previously said no to) and then chat has to vote again and so on). Anyway, great video again!

This deserves its own stream/video due to the inevitable long length it will have%: 100% but you have to do the moons in order. Not kingdom order though. You can collect moons 1,2,3 in Sand Kingdom, then go to Cap and collect moons 1,2,3,4, and then go back to Sand to collect moons 4,5,6.

Wet%. Enter all sets of swimmable water as fast as you can. Each time your YT sub count changes during it, you have to reset the run.

My sole purpose in life is identifying when the AHIT OST is being used as background music in videos. I see you Conductor’s Train

Murder percent, mario kill every thing on sight while trying to beat the game

Goomba100%: possess every possible goomba in the game (stacks count all included goombas as possessed)

Sphere% in every kingdom you have to find 3 spheres. If you can’t find 3 in one kingdom the run is over

The Snap% is such a cool idea. For justifications and also making the game possible, story moons shouldn't be affected and the chances of moons in Lost Kingdom just not existing should be lower since there aren't any story moons there.

Plush% try getting as far as you can in the game before someone buys your plush.

First one would be good for a challenge race, just fix it so its half in every area and pthe checks okay.

Tax%, a throwback to your mafia debt video where you lose 1 coin every second

Next up Delete%, if you bonk or take damage, a 5 random moons get deleted from the kingdom your in. And if you die, you need to get 3 extra moons to complete the kingdom.

Someone please make the calendar. I think it would be funny if Fir somehow owned the physical thing

Skip percent: get 10 skips as fast as you can, it doesn’t matter what skips just 10 of them.

3:52 Fir is a fan of Captain Toad... Me too i love that silly dude😅

The best speedrun, dinosaursuicide% where you jump off the map as a Dino as quick as you can.

I was not expecting Ohio%

Serene%: Kill one regular size Goomba (not the small yellow ones) without jumping on it.

Gamble% Do the any% route but you have to gamble in every kingdom that has the gambling game available, and you have to get every ending in the gambling. (At least 1 coin win, 1 heart win, 1 moon win, etc)

12:10 “Do we not end the run? No we don’t” So they should’ve continued

I suggest "stomp%" The run ends when you have killed every single enemy you can kill by just stomping them, like the Goombas. If any other kind of kill happens because of you, either a direct not-stomp kill or by accident, you have to reset the run, unless it is an obligatory kill to progress on the game, like the bosses.

I have a hiding spot. Open the door to the odyssey and walk in just enough to the point where you can’t see Mario, but you don’t trigger the loading zone. You will last a while, guaranteed.

Binge% you automatically unlock every kingdom but you can only get moons with numbers like a series, no other moons allowed.

harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.

0:44 Oh I see me in twitch chat :D

Fir likes to torture himself, Keep sending more challenges.

Villager% what ever kingdom your in, you have to speak like the characters that live in that kingdom

Coin% you have to pick up every coin you come across 😂 Bro won't have the BALLS to do this one

Brother%: meet Luigi as fast as possible

We also have Fact%. It’s basically just a normal speed run but every time you reach a new kingdom you tell the viewers a fact about the kingdom.

Boss%: Play SMO while trying to beat every boss or in general, any NPC that puts other NPC's or Mario at a disadvantage e.g Clepto. The rematch counts too. Time end when you beat every boss. This includes Broodals World Peace bosses like Cookiteel(i cant spell) Bowser Every Rematch Clepto in Mainland Lost and Subarea. and more that I didn't mention.

Random%: every moon you collect teleports you to a random kingdom, except moon.

I was NOT expecting to hear the Beanstalk Park music from Kirby Air Ride in this video.

Pizza 2.0% Every time you complete a kingdom you eat a slice of pizza when all 8 slices are gone the run ends and you have to order it from a papa murphy's

Him:I would be soft locked in cascade me:big brain time

Fir: " i really hope he didn't delete gambling." I'm dying😂

Apocalypse% Every npc is dead. Bosses are gone and the story moons are just kind of there. No music. Shops are empty, and all creatures have disappeared from the overworld

For lost kingdom in the Thanos% speed run, You could’ve got the one moon behind the odyssey. The one with the key.

Now it’s time for maximum captures. It’s the opposite of minimum captures. You have to capture every single thing you can in the game. This includes duplicates of every capture. Every unique entity must be captured. The only exceptions I will give you are respawning enemies and bullet bills. You just have to capture one bullet bill per cannon.

Here's another SR idea: bread%. When you start the run you grab a loaf of bread. every moon you collect, you take a bite. When you run out of bread you can stop the timer.