Tuesdays With Stories - #362 It's Torrential 

Special was hilarious! my gal even qeefed it up!!!

Great special Joe. Funnier then a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

I swear this is the only "zoom" style podcast, with quality audio. Good on ya. Great video! 🌞

Gotta feeling its Seinfeld stealing those bike covers.

I loved Joe, Mark, and Sams special.

Awesome podcast, I am so glad I found this. Great jobs, Joe and Mark.

Professor Pissy Dyscalculia and Dr Anxious Anal are really killing the podcast game! Keep up the good queef

Man I got nervous that you guys weren't going to mention "Dinky Donuts". Glad to see you're still on top of the Seinfeld triv.

A pile of ash on the bike seat? That's called a clue, Moped Mark! Put Sentra Joe on the case!

I queef every time i watch this podcast or you tube or whatever.

Thanks guys!

Im such a fan of Mark since he started...I was hooked on his dark comedy... Is it me or does his homie look like Bran from GOT..? because of Mark and their banther I am becoming a fan of this dude.. Thank you gentlemen!

Frank costanza “ will be all over the shuffle board” Amazing

Thanks for another great one guys.

posting this at 3:45 AM because I too CANT FXKIN SLEEP>

Joe's hair is back, baby

"You've been put on a list for using the D word." Joe: "WHAT? What did I do?" "Not you, List. The other guy."

Got a little taste, little methadone - ha mark normand!

i tried the that theorem too. a squared... b squared. jerry! its all pipes and no math!

The Pogues, Pogue Mahone, póg mo thóin.

Treat yourselves to new pillows every 9 months. Like a new 👶 baby. More sanitary. Enjoy! Sleep welll

Anyone else get confused at the bike cover part? Until I re-listened I thought the homeless guy had stolen his bed covers 😂😂😂

you ruined me mark i cant stop saying "comedy!"

Mr. Hollis. We punished him at lunch. He eventually snapped and quit.

sometimes acrid yellow sweat means you have health problems, i got a nerve disorder that makes me sweat from my hands and feet all the time. it sucks, people mistake it for lack of hygiene.

Check out the Marfa Lights!

Mark, unlike basketball and basket...and ball, a joke doesn't always count for two because the verb 'to laugh' stems from a subjective reaction, so the cumulative total of laughs is subject to the irrationality of emotion. A ball entering a basket is based on objective measures. So you can ponder the interplay between subjective and objective. And in science terms, the subjective makes the outcome potentially non-deterministic. The output is not necessarily the same when the input is the same. The equation remains static, but the solution can be dynamic. I might say any laughter coefficient may have wildcards that increase or decrease laughter magnitude (ie: a vector from the from the premise to the punchline)

Mark, sweetie, what ya do is hand paint your license plate number in real big numbers on the bike cover, and yes, use the metal grommets at the bottom of the cover to lock it to or around the bike. Certainly, a thief may still cut the cover, but most will be deterred largely because of the license plate number. Anyhow that's what I used to do. Re: people throwing garbage away or ashing -- really sucks to have a truck and people throw their garbage in your truck bed.

NYC is ridiculous. You have to pay high rent AND budget for bike covers?

shoobies used to throw trash in my lifeguard rowboat, one day i followed them all the way back to their house and threw their trash back in their front door

Marks armpits started it ya queefs!

Heavy hitters from east coast

You missed 3 Seinfeld references.

13:32 seems a strange thing to redact

AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!!!

Get a cover with a metal ringed hole on each side . Lock on the bottom

(She) She was into that band is going allow the full dumpster to Being allowed off the entire graveyard (Grave site?) Ghosts aren't to they all flying around (Not Around (Around? (

dam would love to see marks old graff

*_Comedy!_*

Joe Fist

Hate a salty peen..love a warning

Mark “I can’t do math Normand” Lol tf is discalcula? Do we have to give a medical term for people who can’t do basic math?

13:32 what is this black box?

What has mark got in his ears 🤣

You need to use a toothbrush and scrub with laundry soap an soak it for 20 minutes .

Can Mr. List put as much effort in as Mr. Normand please?

Listypants you really phoned it in this ep.

13:32 what is the moving black square in front of Mark's face?

When is this zoom be gonna end

Dane Quead = Dank Weed

What about 3 5hr.then 1hour wake, then another 3-4hr after

Hahaha. Hey one upper what’s upper? On audio only This one guy talking to himself.

Work's a drug

what's the name of the jewish town mark was talking about towards the end?

Mark is married now? 10:26 "the wife's out of town" ..Freudian slip? or figure of speech (girlfriend)?

Mark good, Joe...worse than

Jordan was accepted by the Jews

This podcast needs more diversity

Hate to be anal, but nuvaring ain't no IUD -- you're thinking of mirena, liletta, Skyla, kyleena, paragard etc.

Caaahhmahdeeeeh

"these poor billionaires, they don't know what's going on" both of you are out of line with that garbage

Hi gays

Or just be great

Hate a dong flop out..

I think the yellow from pit stains is from aluminum in antiperspirants, its fuckin rust ya queefs!!! Love the pods u both do!!

😂😂😂 GS TUeSDaYSWiTHSToRieS

When are you qweefs getting in the same room again?!

How many times a week do you think Joe says "we got the car" to his wife a week?

The best

gay

I love Joe but the special jokes are not great

Queef!!!!

Mark - still doesn't have enough material to tailor it to the right crowd. ( telling gay jokes to kids.... ?? hahah )

Your stage jokes don't land Joey