Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -  

I thought that's what they were doing all this time.

@@thedude1316 Now that is funny

Gotta have Josh Potter in the mix as well

Mark has the voice of a 1950’s baseball announcer

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

🤣🤣

Joe is one hot pale mess

#meat, eww

Ofcourse it's a cool cat. Real friendly

This is the world's worst comment...congratulations

@@frowningJoker lol

He better! It's his queefin cat!

Don’t let the orange men hear you!!🤣

woot nice..i learned something from a youtube message.. thank you sir ..but still gonna look it up for accuracy though as one must not take anyone's word for it unless you trust them..even then! lol my appreciation stands

I had it in my head like Joe, so basically not realizing Northern Ireland is not part of Great Britain, but is part of the United Kingdom. We all learned something.

here to say i learned something, googled it after of course, thanks everyone!

On the contrary it's Joe's disinterest in the cat, and his behavior giving the cat the vibe that Joe is not going to bother anyone, and that he's just lounging and looking after his own needs whilst never being threatening towards it. Basically when cats see someone just sitting in the room ignoring them (most people tend to shift their focus to the cat straight away and want to touch or beckon it), it makes cats way more comfortable knowing that each is keeping to their own rather than stalking them, and if someone feels like having some social contact, there's no pressure. Joe is just so extreme with sticking to his boundaries that he's the ultimate hard-to-get for lil' gay Greg when he wants a man's touch.

IKR, List ya pansy its a fuc&in cat!!

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

Their names will be They and Them.

Zim and Zer

It caught me off guard so hard; Both Joe and Mark are possibly the most oblivious and uneducated people I've ever listened to, with a vocabulary that any 3-year old could match. It's like Joe took a course or something, and this is his one thing that he knows about; even if it is something that should be common knowledge.

@@JohnnyNatrium Don't worry: Joe is wrong about this so the world still makes sense: The United Kingdom (UK) is England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is the big island with England, Wales, and Scotland (but not Northern Ireland). Ireland is the other island. It has Northern Ireland (part of the UK) and Ireland (not part of the UK).

@@ThomasAndersonPhD this is true, and then of course The British Isles do include Ireland (and Jersey;Man etc.) - as opposed to Great Britain - and Britain can be used interchangeably to refer to Great Britain as well as The UK.

He's the first famous Greg in a while no? Gregory Peck and....?....?.....?...

Came on the cat.

@@davidperez5089 i was going to say Greg "opie" Hughes but then realized how much of an unfunny douche he is

@@BlandBandit Yet you were too stupid to recognize that the guy's comment was obviously referencing Opie and purposefully leaving him out

@@JohnnyNatrium solid point i guess i spaced out on that one but thanks for being a dick about it bud

I find it funny that they haven't clarified. Joe said he'll blow a dog tho, so I assume he was just raised with Dogs & not Cats. It could also be just a bit/more funny to interact & act afraid of the cat.

@@KingsnakeCobe Maybe hes afraid he'll fall asleep and the cat will start eating him

@@Simmo_AU 😂 give it a goog you chooches!!

I know. I want one. We have a free cat from The beach by our house but in the future I’m Manifesting a Maine coon. Bonus points of its an orange one. *our current cat is amazing and perfect and has my whole Heart for the record.

I was screaming in my own head about Virginia/West Virginia, the founding of West Virginia was caused by a war too so the analogy is really close. To be fair people do say "Nova" for Northern Virginia or make the distinction, but it's no separate state.

fhqwhgads..

A contact mic on the belly for purrin'

10% comedy 10% gay 80% Greg

im smokin crack till 6am

You purposely stay awake to watch this snooze fest?

Noo..not on my watch.

@@kylevids3951 lol yeah..he said Not on my watch which is a lot funnier that Gross.. that was dumb..sorry..i guess thats why they have the show and we are just watching... gross? ..NO lol

@@BNG1Fdarest im so confused by your comment.

@@kylevids3951 I think Mark said NOT ON MY WATCH ...not gross..which was dumb and a lot better than GROSS is what i meant..so i was agreeing with you basically :)

@@BNG1Fdarest mark said gross first

Good eye!

Wait did they use him for bodega cat in the end?

Make one then

stupid iz,stupid does. what can a cat do?

People dont.

It was so obvious. I cant believe they missed it