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It's a jam packed ep as Joe meets some rude and perturbed folks at a tennis tournament before interrupting an emergency shit while Mark has multiple tire issues before an emotional heckler causes chaos at a show. Check it out!
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@MechaStreisand1
@MechaStreisand1 2 года назад
Greg's the real star of this ep!
@tsedubgyatso
@tsedubgyatso 2 года назад
Greatest episode yet
@Moviesrule2011
@Moviesrule2011 2 года назад
The cat goes, I go.
@lukeh3201
@lukeh3201 2 года назад
Mark and Joe: "watch out for the water" Cat: deliberately knocks it off the table
@thedude1316
@thedude1316 2 года назад
And then is insulted by Joe and Mark.
@ubuynow
@ubuynow 2 года назад
That had me laughing hard. All the cat memes are right!
@Petergonzaleztv
@Petergonzaleztv 2 года назад
Cat gave no f’s
@robertedwards9861
@robertedwards9861 2 года назад
CLASSIC CAT MOVE
@neuvisean1739
@neuvisean1739 2 года назад
Love Greg freely walking on Joe
@pirateninjacat85
@pirateninjacat85 2 года назад
This cat has amazing comedic timeing
@here7036
@here7036 2 года назад
I don't mind when Joe talks, he's funny and one of the best stand-ups around. I just think it's hilarious that he's jealous of the cat for having a warmer personality than him while Normand's maternal instinct is kicking in
@lukeknight2343
@lukeknight2343 2 года назад
He was so mad that he knocked that water over
@here7036
@here7036 2 года назад
@@lukeknight2343 I saw that. Never knew Joe was hydrophobic
@keithgreenan3177
@keithgreenan3177 2 года назад
Mark is naturally funny in conversation but joe is not funny in conversation.
@jasmin5943
@jasmin5943 2 года назад
@@keithgreenan3177 Would not agree with that at all
@LoveJattt
@LoveJattt 2 года назад
@@jasmin5943 I agree w u
@Rokuro1
@Rokuro1 2 года назад
The cat playing fetch with Joe is so great
@tsedubgyatso
@tsedubgyatso 2 года назад
Greatest episode yet!
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 2 года назад
It says you commented "1 week ago" so🙌🙌🙌
@bhowl87
@bhowl87 2 года назад
It doesn't feel like a real TWS without the cat
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox 2 года назад
The cat looks like my cat, Bits. She was a bitch , rip. Side note, mark has enough self loathing I think he would be an excellent lover...at least if he hates you enough to be rock hard.
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 года назад
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
@cindyo6298
@cindyo6298 2 года назад
What a development. Greg found the string!
@johnygimo
@johnygimo 2 года назад
arrested
@rararita
@rararita 2 года назад
Greg's tail is looking extra fluffy. We are all gay for him.
@irelandoreilly1575
@irelandoreilly1575 2 года назад
How is this comment from five days ago? The pod just dropped 2 hours ago??
@rararita
@rararita 2 года назад
@@irelandoreilly1575 Patreon members get the Pod a week early.
@xavierpaquin
@xavierpaquin 2 года назад
@@rararita You get it on time, we get it late 😁
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 года назад
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
@someguy1369
@someguy1369 2 года назад
Gimme a queef, Rita
@1feloniouspunk
@1feloniouspunk 2 года назад
love these guys to death but the connection with the cat they finally impart to Joe warms my heart!!!!!!!!!
@keithgreenan3177
@keithgreenan3177 2 года назад
Joe wanted to through the cat out the window
@powershift2024
@powershift2024 2 года назад
The cat is especially obnoxious this ep, constantly showing it's butthole to List's face. That's gold Jerry, Gold!
@El_Chompo
@El_Chompo 2 года назад
That means he likes him :)
@HBZ
@HBZ 2 года назад
Joe is more obnoxious constantly complaining about the cat lol. It's really not that big of a deal if he didn't stop talking every time the cat got near something
@CoolestGuyInTheRoom
@CoolestGuyInTheRoom 2 года назад
Greg. His name is Greg.
@haleydunnigan1485
@haleydunnigan1485 2 года назад
Mark the shoes look good. Joe doesn’t know what he’s talking about
@rrh7210
@rrh7210 2 года назад
Agreed Joe is hilarious, maybe don’t take fashion advice from him. The shoes are lunch.
@Revolution1117
@Revolution1117 2 года назад
Never take fashion advice from a cat-hating comic wearing a wearing a pair of red New Balance sneaks.
@DNYGdj
@DNYGdj 2 года назад
Joe barely knows comedy
@keithgreenan3177
@keithgreenan3177 2 года назад
@@rrh7210 Joe is no hilarious
@whataloadofbollox
@whataloadofbollox 2 года назад
I've seen cats play with strings before but never seen them play fetch !
@teeple1877
@teeple1877 2 года назад
My cat plays fetch. Lol
@skilliterate2113
@skilliterate2113 2 года назад
Joe looks like he's in the end of an episode of Touched By an Angel
@theeternalnow6506
@theeternalnow6506 2 года назад
Greg looking majestic once he's lying on the table, looking out, over his kingdom.
@kdaniels9848
@kdaniels9848 2 года назад
Joe needs a cat, it would help his anxiety and chin
@amandapanda3208
@amandapanda3208 2 года назад
I get anxiety. But chin?
@BlandBandit
@BlandBandit 2 года назад
@@amandapanda3208 It's funny
@spacejamgoliath
@spacejamgoliath 2 года назад
Joe is a known fashionista, so I'm sure Mark is very concerned about his shoes
@DValdez82823
@DValdez82823 2 года назад
Can't get enough of the ad reads, lifeless backdrop and constant interruptions 🐈. Got a whole alt pod thing going on. Keep up the GREAT work guys ❤️.
@ryanmullaney9791
@ryanmullaney9791 2 года назад
Mark: I'm gonna put him down Cat looks at Mark like "the fuck you say?"
@irelandoreilly1575
@irelandoreilly1575 2 года назад
These guys are too enthralling! Holy F! I turned them on for a couple minutes before bed... now it's after 3:00 in the morning and I can't turn them off!! good story, after good story-and throw in a crazy cat!!?... they got me! damn it! LOL
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 2 года назад
I'm a simple man ,I see joe list ,mark normand I click
@UnivegaSuperSport
@UnivegaSuperSport Год назад
I'm simpler. I see Joe List, Mark Normand, I do nothing.
@peterdonnelly6185
@peterdonnelly6185 2 года назад
The cat was great, the stories were great, the lighting is better in Fritzl's basement.
@1feloniouspunk
@1feloniouspunk 2 года назад
Love the multi-plane objectives going, human and cat. cutting edge.
@utsabray8594
@utsabray8594 2 года назад
I love how Mark goes for the cat's gut everytime it's near him😂
@thernius4284
@thernius4284 2 года назад
"I love cops, they're a blast" 😂 that's Dangerfield caliber!
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 2 года назад
I love the fact that joe frequently references louie
@lapincheriatota
@lapincheriatota 2 года назад
does he means Louis CK?
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 2 года назад
@@lapincheriatota no I meant louie the third
@SlapNSniff
@SlapNSniff 2 года назад
Greg is awesome!!
@stephanev8696
@stephanev8696 2 года назад
Seriously an all-time great ep. Holy shit I'm hurtin'
@tsedubgyatso
@tsedubgyatso 2 года назад
💯
@shirpradhan2583
@shirpradhan2583 2 года назад
There should be a spinoff of Mark and Greg just chillin. I'd patreon that shiz!
@comaxvii
@comaxvii 2 года назад
Solid Greg episode! Love to see it. …mark and joe were pretty cool too.
@rawpower12xu
@rawpower12xu 2 года назад
Action packed and hilarious episode. Really hit the spot.
@theeternalnow6506
@theeternalnow6506 2 года назад
I love the fact this cat is like...where the fuck did the string go? For minutes afterwards.
@eelkrik669
@eelkrik669 2 года назад
man, it's 16 degrees here in Glasgow, that's a proper autumn bite right in the bumcheeks.
@Tropicool
@Tropicool 2 года назад
Greg said, "I'll show ya Sports!"
@LoveJattt
@LoveJattt 2 года назад
The sneak diss to Sam 🤣🤣 25:30
@1feloniouspunk
@1feloniouspunk 2 года назад
"We should throw it in the closet and shut it!" "Well, it'll come out eventually." This is proof that I'm watching masters at work. Or is it play? Or is it both? Eff! High level, top shelf.
@peateargriffin25
@peateargriffin25 2 года назад
In the UK “Haven’t you got a home?” Is short for….”Haven’t you got a home to go to?” It’s what bar staff might say to the drinkers when they want them leave because they’re shutting the pub. She was telling Joe to leave because they were tired him (in my opinion) crushing; nothing to do with his housing situation. (PS: We don’t all look like we’ve been chewing apples through a cage!)
@Funnydego
@Funnydego 2 года назад
Rush a shit, Rosh Hashanah, I died.
@arcticdragon104
@arcticdragon104 2 года назад
Its a Jewish thing?
@zombierobotsheep
@zombierobotsheep 2 года назад
It’s TuesGregs with Stories everyone!!!
@teresagarrett435
@teresagarrett435 2 года назад
I love how the cat bothers joe 😂😂
@electrolinks
@electrolinks 2 года назад
The Cat is great. Cool for cats.
@JM-sx4tn
@JM-sx4tn 2 года назад
Joe needs to show Greg some fucking respect. He's practically a 3rd mic at this point.
@lynno1974
@lynno1974 2 года назад
Please please please do a clip of why adults who don't really know each other shouldn't be sharing a room so I can share it with my company! "Can I turn off the light?" Exactly! 32:55 to 33:52 sooooooo good
@HubbaBuddah
@HubbaBuddah 2 года назад
I already listened to this, Im here for the cat
@fernandofloresgarcia9965
@fernandofloresgarcia9965 2 года назад
Xpress vispien hahaha nice one mark
@bojanm33
@bojanm33 2 года назад
Watching Joe and Mark interact with the cat has me switching from audio to video for these episodes. Riveting stuff.
@theeternalnow6506
@theeternalnow6506 2 года назад
Agree. It adds to the vibe in a weird way. It's nice.
@weedallweek
@weedallweek 2 года назад
Mark I was just thinking “liking the reeboks” before Ellen said they look like your lady’s shoes
@MaTTheWish
@MaTTheWish 2 года назад
Mark has %1000 more style than the autistic cat whisperer.
@weedallweek
@weedallweek 2 года назад
@@MaTTheWish ha for sure thought his old under armor speed walking shoes were the pinnacle of fashion
@nitcholas
@nitcholas 2 года назад
If Mark's lady is responsible for the lighting, he should fire her
@MatthewLeach
@MatthewLeach 2 года назад
I feel for Joe, but pretty sure they can’t go studio because this cat-Joe thing is UNDENIABLY part of the show. Also, go easy on Joe folks! This show is great and requires all three.
@podespault
@podespault 2 года назад
The lighting perfectly accentuates Joe's amazing forehead
@charliedillon1400
@charliedillon1400 2 года назад
Dude could plaster a Liquid Death logo on there and get paid.
@Justcarlosdiaz
@Justcarlosdiaz 2 года назад
I just continue to be more and more amazed that Joe is an actual comedian.. Youre solid as always Mark!
@BlackSabotage100
@BlackSabotage100 2 года назад
I think Greg deserves an applause and cheer track like when Kramer would walk into Jerry's apartment.
@tarawhite986
@tarawhite986 2 года назад
Such a good idea! Laugh track for GRamer!
@BlackSabotage100
@BlackSabotage100 2 года назад
@@tarawhite986 The G-Cat himself.
@bootysauce_
@bootysauce_ 2 года назад
6:02 Best intro yet hahaha
@MelissaAnn420
@MelissaAnn420 2 года назад
I got a fever and the only cure is more cat.
@FANKANable
@FANKANable 2 года назад
This one had me rollin' one of the better episodes this year
@kjnewell7243
@kjnewell7243 2 года назад
After Joe throws the string, his face tells he says ew in his head while wiping his hands off. He’s my favorite cat racist.
@peterpretentious4172
@peterpretentious4172 2 года назад
Best ep yet! Greg is such a floof!! 😸
@tennisbum7527
@tennisbum7527 2 года назад
For the lady who asked Joe, do you have a home? Ans. Yes, I live here and I dislike transients speaking to me.
@triplethraet
@triplethraet 2 года назад
26:20 greg emerging from under the couch with the string is so hilarious
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 2 года назад
*No one sends you death threats Joe! Just let the cast roll. Relax!*
@malikshabazz2065
@malikshabazz2065 2 года назад
Greg rules!
@AtilioEscobar
@AtilioEscobar 2 года назад
That lightning is perfect.
@rachelolson1337
@rachelolson1337 2 года назад
Fire team got me 😂
@likwidmagik
@likwidmagik 2 года назад
Huge fan of Greg! His floof is bigger than my cat's and he's a Siamese/Himalayan mix
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace 2 года назад
I bet y'all could do clean comedy You're genuinely funny together Queefs are great It's nothing without the banter
@trkddy
@trkddy 2 года назад
Greg the cat rules !!
@lysleambercrandall7464
@lysleambercrandall7464 2 года назад
Man both of you guys tell the best stories watch every week love y'all getting the Patreon now
@JonathanHassingerChannel
@JonathanHassingerChannel Год назад
“The fire team” 😂😂
@filthysock
@filthysock 2 года назад
Lol 😆 I love the cat action commentating, " oh, he dropped the bottle! What a foul." 🤣
@jeffmccloud905
@jeffmccloud905 2 года назад
"knee-deep in gash"
@ravenswind6653
@ravenswind6653 2 года назад
I’m here just for the cat segments.
@ryanparadissis9115
@ryanparadissis9115 2 года назад
Joe that cat loves you so much great show. impressive kitten.
@Tarmac76
@Tarmac76 2 года назад
How long until Mark rocks some Jordans? I'm here for it.
@richardpeterson9449
@richardpeterson9449 Год назад
Great pod- thanks guys!
@jamesk7416
@jamesk7416 2 года назад
You guys are hilarious. Love the show!
@Meat_and_Potatoes
@Meat_and_Potatoes 2 года назад
Greg the cat! Comedy!
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 2 года назад
Great ep, guys!
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 2 года назад
The 5 head is beaming
@nascarandwhiskey
@nascarandwhiskey 2 года назад
It is one of the safest bets of the week, that the cat is a much better person than Joe.
@alanbauer9959
@alanbauer9959 2 года назад
Laughing my ass off at this episode 😂 why so dark though haha
@suzzanecardelfe777
@suzzanecardelfe777 2 года назад
Love Greg!!!!!
@joeyfaoro6308
@joeyfaoro6308 2 года назад
Great ep, Jerry!
@artdeco5064
@artdeco5064 2 года назад
Greg, Greg, Greg.
@wigmaster7894
@wigmaster7894 2 года назад
ankle socks are good for shorts but pants look better with crew socks
@catsinjello
@catsinjello 4 месяца назад
THE CAT is back!!! Finally 3rd mic kitty is in the house
@JR-tc7ck
@JR-tc7ck 2 года назад
Find you someone who loves you like Mark loves the Cat.
@baconburnlips669
@baconburnlips669 2 года назад
how about list's outline in those ball-hugger pants during the second ad read? if i described it to a police sketch artist, they'd pick him up in about 15 minutes
@jonnygranville281
@jonnygranville281 Год назад
Love Greg the cat.
@MeanKitchnerLeslie
@MeanKitchnerLeslie 2 года назад
My mom loves you guys!
@malikshabazz2065
@malikshabazz2065 2 года назад
great pod!
@danamastandrea
@danamastandrea 2 года назад
I love watching tennis too..
@mikecooper8283
@mikecooper8283 Год назад
Whys wasn't there a Seinfeld reference when Mark was in back of Cop car..... 😂😂😂
@interestingindeed3169
@interestingindeed3169 2 года назад
Can't get enough of the cat
@paxtoncook5273
@paxtoncook5273 2 года назад
The references in this one is next level
@junimeme5626
@junimeme5626 2 года назад
33:42 Mark's plank joke during the motel stay killed me for some reason
@wigmaster7894
@wigmaster7894 2 года назад
'so listen to THESE women that I hate...' too funny. sounds like something Elaine would say
@1458joay
@1458joay 2 года назад
The episodes are better when Greg is around🙌🏼
@adamvegeta3809
@adamvegeta3809 2 года назад
Mark you must show us your Curb audition 😎
@JC-mp8vy
@JC-mp8vy 2 года назад
First time I heard McMansion was on King of The Hill lol
@Flash16xx
@Flash16xx 2 года назад
This podcast should be called "The 2 Marks"!
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